Author Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Rogue_Han 
Registered: Oct '06
23527_Han and Leia
Date Posted: 10/11/06 5:35pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Could you walk straight if you had metal legs?

Why isn't Chewie gray-haired/furred by now, as old as he is?

 

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justicejedi 
Registered: Oct '06
43232_Yoda Force Lightning Jar Jar
Date Posted: 10/11/06 5:40pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 10/11/06 5:41pm (1 edits total) Edited By: justicejedi
Chewie replaces his gray hairs with Han's back hair

Why do stormtroopers walk so stiffly?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/11/06 6:01pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
because they have metal legs.

how do stormies keep their armor nice and shiny?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/11/06 6:21pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
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What are Luke and Leia's middle names?

 

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Cinnamon_Windu 
Registered: Jan '05
23963_Palpatine
Date Posted: 10/11/06 6:35pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Benjamin and Persephone.

What if Star Wars had been written by Piers Anthony?

 

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Jacen_Solo14 
Registered: Oct '05
7726_Jacen Solo
Date Posted: 10/11/06 8:03pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Then it would suck


What if jar jar died?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/11/06 9:42pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
(a la Monty Python) then there would be great rejoicing.

What would happen if JarJar and Threepio had a meaningful, philosophical conversation about the meaning of life?

 

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Jacen_Solo14 
Registered: Oct '05
7726_Jacen Solo
Date Posted: 10/11/06 9:47pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Then it couldn't be them.

monty python reference applause


What if Monty Python made another movie?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/11/06 9:49pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
I repeat, there would be much rejoicing grin

What would happen if JarJar was in it?!

 

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Viceroy_NuteGunray 
Title: Viceroy of FanForce
Tasmania, AU

Registered: Aug '05
Date Posted: 10/11/06 10:25pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
It would be the most completely useless film ever made.

Why is Jar Jar Binks on George W. Bush's hit list?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/11/06 11:10pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he's sick of JarJar making him look dumb by comparison.

How many Ewoks does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

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Darth-Erevos 
Registered: Sep '06
24080_Anakin
Date Posted: 10/12/06 9:08am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Only one if it is a Jedi Ewok

Does Grievous eat real food?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/12/06 9:14am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 10/12/06 12:33pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthIntegral
Naw, he eats that Gerber-looking junk they fed RoboCop

Inty Edit: Let's keep the questions family friendly!

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/12/06 1:55pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
If derivatives and integrals are opposites, which would be Jedi and which would be Sith?

 

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Darth-Omi-Rewer 
Registered: Oct '04
40077_Duel
Date Posted: 10/12/06 2:02pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Neither.

If Anakin and Padme had another child, what would its name be?

 

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