Author Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/12/06 2:08pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Brian "I-owe-my-life-to-Lucas" Skywalker.

What would have happened if Luke and Leia had grown up together?

 

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Rogue_Han 
Registered: Oct '06
23527_Han and Leia
Date Posted: 10/12/06 3:01pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
It wouldn't be Star Wars.

What would have happened if Obi-Wan had had a little less traction on those shoes in TPM (when he skids to a stop in front of the laser thing)?

 

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justicejedi 
Registered: Oct '06
43232_Yoda Force Lightning Jar Jar
Date Posted: 10/12/06 3:19pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
then qui-gon would've turned to the dark side

why did mace pick a purple lightsaber?

 

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Darth-Erevos 
Registered: Sep '06
24080_Anakin
Date Posted: 10/12/06 3:46pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

He has an eye condition than allows him only to see the purple color, so he knows when its on.

Has Grievous a girlfriend?

 

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exar-tull 
Registered: Feb '01
17282_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 10/12/06 3:48pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
yes assaj ventess.




does grevious drink beer?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/12/06 5:54pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
of COURSE he drinks beer! What do you think that random liquid inside him is anyway, gasoline?

Is Owen Lars somehow related to Obi-wan?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/12/06 5:58pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Obi-wan is Owen's sister.

Darth Vader, huh? How does one 'vade', anyway?

 

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Rogue_Han 
Registered: Oct '06
23527_Han and Leia
Date Posted: 10/12/06 6:56pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 10/12/06 6:58pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Rogue_Han
By putting on 'vaders' and 'vading' into knee-'vaist' deep vater, of course.

Why would Luke fall in love with a computer?

 

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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
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Date Posted: 10/12/06 8:40pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
So he could play the Episode 4 computer game.


Is Luke really human?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/12/06 10:32pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
No, he's a bowl of soup.

How much dew could a Dewback back if a Dewback could back dew?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/13/06 1:58pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
As much as he wanted. No one's going to argue with him.

How did the Force-witches manage to survive for so long?

 

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Darth-Erevos 
Registered: Sep '06
24080_Anakin
Date Posted: 10/13/06 3:19pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

They had the power to cheat death. They teached Plageis.

Does Darth Sidious like HoloComedies?

 

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Slanir_Tezneech 
Registered: Jul '05
7712_Jango Fett
Date Posted: 10/16/06 3:07pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
yes, his favourite is Dude wheres my Speeder!

Does Vader enjoy a good Ice-Cream from time to time

 

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Cinnamon_Windu 
Registered: Jan '05
23963_Palpatine
Date Posted: 10/16/06 3:40pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Once in a while he gets a craving for a chocolate milkshake.

What does Luke do when he's depressed?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/16/06 4:05pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He 'ignites his lightsaber', if you know what I mean. raised_brow

How can Han be Solo if he's always hanging with Chewie?

 

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