Author Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/18/06 8:32pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He has the heart of an artichoke: green and slimy.

What would the OT be like if, instead of Han Solo, it had Buzz Lightyear?

 

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JohnnyRingo02 
Registered: Mar '06
41551_ARC Commander
Date Posted: 10/19/06 10:41am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 10/19/06 10:41am (1 edits total) Edited By: JohnnyRingo02
You would hear the screams of a thousand fanboys all being silenced in an instant.


How much do you think Jar Jar would sell for on Ebay?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/19/06 11:27am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Sell? You'd have to pay me to take a JarJar!

Why is royalty always elected instead of hereditary in Star Wars? (Actually, that question might not be so stupid, but hey...)

 

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694377 
Registered: Jun '06
23541_Anakin
Date Posted: 10/19/06 1:52pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
because royalty cleans the hereditary house of honour so they see it as "you scratch my back and i scratch yours".

why would an ewok say "Yub Nub" in an angry way if you asked it if it had a jetpack?

 

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exar-tull 
Registered: Feb '01
17282_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 10/19/06 3:11pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
the gnome say to.




what color is the gnomes hat?

 

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Nexumaster 
Registered: Feb '05
14883_Jawa Concept
Date Posted: 10/20/06 12:24am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Red, as one of the emperors royal guards.

When during the saga, did Vader have a heart attack that made him grasp his chest and grunt in pain.


 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/20/06 12:27am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
12.

Why isnt Salcious Crumb on ritalin?

 

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Nexumaster 
Registered: Feb '05
14883_Jawa Concept
Date Posted: 10/20/06 8:22am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he had Jabba near him.

How could Vader have a heart attack at the age of 12, when he still was Anakin Skywalker and not Darth Vader?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/20/06 1:27pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Twelve.

Speaking of Salacious Crumb, where is his father, Salacious Bread?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/20/06 5:46pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
In my stomach. He wasn't bad..kinda crunchy, actually.

Would the Sarlaac eat Jabba?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/20/06 6:25pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
With chips. The Sarlacc has a cholesterol problem.

How many Ewoks could you cram into a clown car?

 

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Cinnamon_Windu 
Registered: Jan '05
23963_Palpatine
Date Posted: 10/20/06 7:42pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
I wouldn't put any Ewoks in any kind of car.

Why did Yoda go to Dagobah?

 

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DarthDubya05 
Registered: Dec '05
24097_Shaak Ti
Date Posted: 10/21/06 9:21am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
because he can.

When did Vader get his Starship License?

 

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LadyVader93 
Registered: Apr '06
23997_Anakin
Date Posted: 10/21/06 9:56am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
he didnt....need one



why is sidious so manitulative?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/21/06 2:53pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
because being manipulative is more fun than not being manipulative

what kind of Jedi can mind-trick Hutts?

 

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