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Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
RocketGirl
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Jun '02
Date Posted:
10/18/06 8:32pm
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He has the heart of an artichoke: green and slimy.
What would the OT be like if, instead of Han Solo, it had Buzz Lightyear?
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JohnnyRingo02
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Date Posted:
10/19/06 10:41am
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You would hear the screams of a thousand fanboys all being silenced in an instant.
How much do you think Jar Jar would sell for on Ebay?
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RocketGirl
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Date Posted:
10/19/06 11:27am
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Sell?
You'd have to pay
me
to take a JarJar!
Why is royalty always elected instead of hereditary in Star Wars? (Actually, that question might not be so stupid, but hey...)
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694377
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Date Posted:
10/19/06 1:52pm
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
because royalty cleans the hereditary house of honour so they see it as "you scratch my back and i scratch yours".
why would an ewok say "Yub Nub" in an angry way if you asked it if it had a jetpack?
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exar-tull
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10/19/06 3:11pm
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
the gnome say to.
what color is the gnomes hat?
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Nexumaster
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Date Posted:
10/20/06 12:24am
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Red, as one of the emperors royal guards.
When during the saga, did Vader have a heart attack that made him grasp his chest and grunt in pain.
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RocketGirl
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Date Posted:
10/20/06 12:27am
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12.
Why isnt Salcious Crumb on ritalin?
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Nexumaster
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Feb '05
Date Posted:
10/20/06 8:22am
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Because he had Jabba near him.
How could Vader have a heart attack at the age of 12, when he still was Anakin Skywalker and not Darth Vader?
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RocketGirl
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Date Posted:
10/20/06 1:27pm
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Twelve.
Speaking of Salacious Crumb, where is his father, Salacious Bread?
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darksidesticks
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Date Posted:
10/20/06 5:46pm
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In my stomach. He wasn't bad..kinda crunchy, actually.
Would the Sarlaac eat Jabba?
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RocketGirl
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Date Posted:
10/20/06 6:25pm
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With chips. The Sarlacc has a cholesterol problem.
How many Ewoks could you cram into a clown car?
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Cinnamon_Windu
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Date Posted:
10/20/06 7:42pm
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I wouldn't put any Ewoks in any kind of car.
Why did Yoda go to Dagobah?
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DarthDubya05
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because he can.
When did Vader get his Starship License?
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LadyVader93
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he didnt....need one
why is sidious so manitulative?
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darksidesticks
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because being manipulative is more fun than not being manipulative
what kind of Jedi can mind-trick Hutts?
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