Author Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
SaeseeJim 
Registered: Oct '03
6050_Saesee Tiin
Date Posted: 3/30/05 4:52pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
because he's a dumbass.


Why does Qui-Gon think it's not a good idea to bring the "handmaiden" but he brings Jar-Jar?

 

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Son_of_Jango 
Registered: Dec '04
24070_Mace
Date Posted: 3/30/05 5:20pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
he was secretly hoping they would run into danger and jar jar would die just like we were

what wud have changed if jar jar had died?

 

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Veraden 
Registered: Oct '04
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Date Posted: 3/30/05 8:20pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Most people would like the prequel trilogy if jar jar died. tongue

Why does Ki-Adi-Mundi have a big head?

 

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Sekotian_Jedi 
Registered: Feb '05
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Date Posted: 3/30/05 11:32pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because it needs to fit his big ego! ( tongue )

Why does R2-D2 use such bad language?

 

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Deyla_Heren 
Registered: Mar '05
24217_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 3/31/05 12:10am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because someone thought it'd be a good idea to hear beeping, which was bad langauge.

Why did someone want to hear beeping all the time?

 

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STUBRIS 
Registered: Dec '01
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Date Posted: 3/31/05 1:14am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/31/05 1:15am (1 edits total) Edited By: STUBRIS
Because they 'beeping' wanted to OK!!

Why does Lobot never smile?

 

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thatsMRvadertoyou 
Registered: Feb '05
23684_Anakin
Date Posted: 3/31/05 1:51am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he's depressed all the time about the state of affairs.

Why does the Millennium Falcon start right up when Han hits it?

 

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Timothor 
Registered: Nov '04
7733_Desann
Date Posted: 3/31/05 5:12am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because its one of those pressure sensitive machines that you can buy in 25 cent stores.

Why do Ewoks wear leather

 

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Reboscale 
Registered: Feb '05
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Date Posted: 3/31/05 8:01am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/31/05 8:48am (2 edits total) Edited By: Reboscale
Because the wool was too irritating on their chub-wub's
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How does the "TK-421, why aren't you at your post" guy remember all of the stormtroopers numbers? and how does he tell them apart?

 

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Jaina-Solo-1 
Registered: Jan '05
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Date Posted: 3/31/05 8:53am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He has X-ray vision...and a very good memory!



If Qui-Gon (ep1) and Obi-Wan (ep2) played Monopoly, who would win and why?

 

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Reboscale 
Registered: Feb '05
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Date Posted: 3/31/05 9:07am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/31/05 9:09am (1 edits total) Edited By: Reboscale
I am going to have to say Obi would win... because Qui-Gon would buy every useless property he came across, saying "This property could be of some use to us!"


Do you think they should have created a "Duck, Duck, Goose Jedi Counsil" scene for TPM? Why?

 

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Jaina-Solo-1 
Registered: Jan '05
7891_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 3/31/05 10:15am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Yes, because it would be so bad that people would stop bashing Jar-Jar!



What would happen if DV (in the suit) went swimming?

 

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Reboscale 
Registered: Feb '05
14703_Saesee Tiin
Date Posted: 3/31/05 11:20am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
His suit would get wet (Duh)


What exactly does a mouse droid do?

 

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Sarg_Kulo 
Registered: May '04
14902_Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 3/31/05 11:36am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Scare elephants


Why are B-Wings called B-Wings when they don't look anything like "B"s at all (okay so they do very vaguely when they are landed)

 

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alne6gri0wa 
Registered: Mar '05
24115_Vader and Elmo
Date Posted: 3/31/05 12:12pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because the engine is run entirely on hunny.

What is Luke's middle name?

 

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