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SwordoftheJedi 
Registered: Jan '05
45275_Ferus Olin
Date Posted: 3/31/05 1:18pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Ummm...Anakin?

Why are Hutts so fat and ugly?

 

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Rogue9-Horn 
Registered: Aug '04
44087_Han Solo
Date Posted: 3/31/05 1:45pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Cause they're related to worms.


Why is this thread here?


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Drac39 
Registered: Jul '02
39869_Aragon
Date Posted: 3/31/05 1:54pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because it was a slow posting day.

Why didnt Anakin take an anger management course?

 

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Son_of_Jango 
Registered: Dec '04
24070_Mace
Date Posted: 3/31/05 6:04pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
cuz he watched the movie anger management and decided not to

which star wars character is the biggest druggie

 

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WedgesOtherNephew 
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Registered: Jun '02
Date Posted: 3/31/05 9:30pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Obi-Wan...actually recovering, that's why he had to diss the death stick guy so bad.

Why does Luke's speeder stay so close to the ground?

 

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Timothor 
Registered: Nov '04
7733_Desann
Date Posted: 4/1/05 5:37am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He didnt wax it enough... and long ago Owen Lars was angry at Luke so he got a Gamorrean to thrash the engine and fixed it up when he felt sorry for Luke with duck tape.


Why does Obi-Wan let Darth Vader kill him?

 

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Sekotian_Jedi 
Registered: Feb '05
23778_Cloud City<br>Hallway
Date Posted: 4/1/05 5:45am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he was tired of trying to train Luke.


Why was he tired of trying to train Luke?

 

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KennyT 
Registered: Mar '05
7248_Luke<br>Galactic Heroes
Date Posted: 4/1/05 6:00am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because Luke was so whiney.

Why was han Solo so scruffy looking?

 

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STUBRIS 
Registered: Dec '01
8068_R5-D4
Date Posted: 4/1/05 6:03am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
cos he did'nt want to make chewie feel bad.

Why does'nt Anakin grow a beard?

 

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Jaina-Solo-1 
Registered: Jan '05
7891_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 4/1/05 8:10am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he can't!



Why did Padmé marry Anakin?

 

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KennyT 
Registered: Mar '05
7248_Luke<br>Galactic Heroes
Date Posted: 4/1/05 8:15am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Him floating fruit back and forth across the table turned her on.


Why did Yoda live in a swamp?

 

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Master_PloKoon11 
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 4/1/05 8:44am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 4/1/05 8:46am (2 edits total) Edited By: Master_PloKoon11
Because Obi-Wan said that they had ice cream there.


Why didn't Palpatine use a jar of mayonnaise to torture Luke instead of that brutal lightning?

 

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KennyT 
Registered: Mar '05
7248_Luke<br>Galactic Heroes
Date Posted: 4/1/05 9:06am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
It was far too fattening. And back then they only had the glass jars, and you know what kind of a mess that is to clean up a broken jar of Mayo? The Empirial guard would have had mayo all over their nice red suits from trying to clean that up.

Why din't anyone ever give Chewy a nice pair of pants.. or overalls?

 

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Master_PloKoon11 
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 4/1/05 9:16am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because Chewie never got potty trained, so he had to settle for daipers.


Why wasn't chewie potty trained?

 

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SwordoftheJedi 
Registered: Jan '05
45275_Ferus Olin
Date Posted: 4/1/05 12:25pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because there aren't any toilets.

Why is Luke so whiny?

 

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