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Reboscale
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Feb '05
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4/5/05 7:17am
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Master Yoda sensed what was happening and guided it back to earth... far from the Emperor's preying eyes (For, if in the wrong hands his hand became, powerful they would become.)
How does Anakin re-grow a real elbow between EP II and EP III? (It's severed above the elbow in two, and his arm in three is only mechanical below the elbow)
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MajorNerd
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4/5/05 8:57am
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GL hates consistancy...
with all GL's love for CGI why doesn't he make a CGI chin for himself when he does DVD interviews?
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Xanatos90
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4/5/05 9:02am
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I quoting Family Guy, "Because you touch yourself at night."
Why is Jar Jar still alive?
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SwordoftheJedi
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4/5/05 12:59pm
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Because nobody wanted to be infected with his stupidness.
Why did Yoda's mom feed him pills?
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Drac39
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4/5/05 3:25pm
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Because she was afraid she would lose money with him being a child star
Why can`t Jedi get married?
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Reboscale
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4/5/05 4:33pm
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Because the wedding bands hinder their force powers.
Why didn't Obi-wan just use his Force Run to go help Qui-Gon?????
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Son_of_Jango
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4/5/05 4:36pm
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(exactly wut ive been thinking since ive seen ep 1)
because obi wan wanted qui gon to die so he could kill darth maul all by himself!
wut would have happened if qui gons lightsaber had fallen and obi wan cudnt use it to kill maul??
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Deyla_Heren
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4/5/05 5:36pm
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He would have cried like a baby.
Why would he have cried like a baby?
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General_BlackLegion
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4/5/05 5:53pm
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So he can die in his tears.
Why Yoda had to die???
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Deyla_Heren
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Becoz he hated luke so he wanted 2 make it difficult on him
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Reboscale
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4/6/05 6:33pm
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... Um... It's a little easier to be funny when I get a question to answer... ... ...
Why are all of the Cantina patrons species we never see agin in any of the movies?
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Arch_Clone_Trooper
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4/6/05 6:40pm
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becasues they all die in bar fights
y in the world would storm troopers want to ride dewbacks on tatoonie?
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Reboscale
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4/6/05 6:46pm
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For the same reason anyone would want to drive an "Element"
They get funny looks from other people.
Whose idea was it to put the Tractor Beam power terminal out in the open near the docking bay??
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Arch_Clone_Trooper
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4/6/05 7:01pm
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Luitient A$$hole from spaceballs
y wouldnt tie fighters have missles on them? (until the new ones i mean the original)
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Reboscale
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4/6/05 7:04pm
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Because there budget all went to Darth Vaders dry cleaning bills. (You have no idea how hard that suit is to keep clean)
How does Darth Vader bob for apples?
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