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Ludo_Kressh Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/28/06 6:36am Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub - Date Edited: 7/28/06 6:38am (1 edits total) Edited By: Ludo_Kressh
	Picture the beautiful front of the card...a bouquet of delicate kaleesh skoordulflowers wrapped in a purple silk ribbon . The words 'In sympathy' scrolled across the top. Inside- "Get over it. They were scum." That would be the ultimate sympathy card! After all, it's the thought that counts! And I think I have a link to her poem...let me look...here it is: Epitaph Great poem! And I just came up with a great Grievous tattoo, his name 'General Grievous' written in aurabesh, I'll have to upload a pic to show you what it looks like...and maybe something to show what it means, like his honor symbol or something.. -----signature----- ~hopeless member of the Official General Grievous fanclub~ VP of the Chewie fanclub Be thankful, Viceroy...you have not found yourself in my grip!
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Lazaruscol Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 7/28/06 8:50am Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	Ludo_Kressh posted: Yeah, I just came back from a week long vacation, but I'm back...oh yeah, I'M BACK!! I hope you have a good time, Shadow and welcome back, catgirl! (Did you check out my post in the RPF?) I have a new zany topic, I don't know if this was brought up before but here goes: General Grievous was just hired by the Hallmark Card Company to write greeting cards...what do you think he would write in them? (I mean any card, X-mas, birthday, wedding, anniversary, etc.) I’ll try: For Birthdays: “I was celebrating when I heard it’s your birthday...too bad, I thought it was your funeral MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Weddings: “Getting married is like getting set on fire by a Jedi Master...except it’s less pleasurable!” Get Well: “I hope that you heal those 157 broken bones, 230 wounds, and 19 internal injuries...WHICH I GAVE YOU MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” New Job: “I hope you enjoy your new job as a CORPSE...which is what you will be when I get my 4 hands on you!!!!!” Christmas: “Ho Ho Ho, ol’ Grievous is coming to town...AND AFTER YOU!!!!” -----signature----- Member of the Official General Grievous Fanclub Would anyone like to join me in a toast to failure? In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
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kecen Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 7/28/06 12:48pm Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	My favorite? The wedding one. -----signature----- "It might destroy me, but I'd sacrifice my body If it meant I'd get the Utaj part out!" Member of the General Grievous fanclub Member of the George R. Binks fanclub, whoo! Supporting Hutt Marriage since October '06
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Ludo_Kressh Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/28/06 1:01pm Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	Get Well: “I hope that you heal those 157 broken bones, 230 wounds, and 19 internal injuries...WHICH I GAVE YOU MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” And he should add, so I can do it again! Good ones, lazuruscol! -----signature----- ~hopeless member of the Official General Grievous fanclub~ VP of the Chewie fanclub Be thankful, Viceroy...you have not found yourself in my grip!
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karabbackilla Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 7/28/06 8:23pm Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	Thank you, thank you Kressh for the link! That is the one!! That has to be THE official General Grievous poem. Grievous Kell..you da woman! Is it normal that it made me cry?? I can ask one of the psychologists at work on Monday. Eh, who cares if it's not. 'Normal' never got me any where. I want to see tattoo designs! Hell yeah! I swear I've got to put a pic of my tattoo up someday. Funny greeting card stuff you guys, I laughed my a$$ off. whatta ya think, is Grievous a.. dog or cat person? did he (in his natural body) leave the toilet seat up or down? did his wives lay his clothes out for him in the morning? Boxers, briefs, loin cloth or 'commando'? what was his first word as a baby? Stupid I know.... I just love thinking about dumb stuff like that! -----signature----- Slave of General Grievous, his fan club, and washer of the soulless one. "grievous is like a turtle, hard on the outside, soft on the inside." art- http://y-eskii-lass.deviantart.com/
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Ludo_Kressh Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/29/06 4:30am Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub - Date Edited: 7/29/06 4:38am (1 edits total) Edited By: Ludo_Kressh
	You're welcome, karrabbackilla...yes, it's the definitive Grievous poem. whatta ya think, is Grievous a.. dog or cat person? did he (in his natural body) leave the toilet seat up or down? did his wives lay his clothes out for him in the morning? Boxers, briefs, loin cloth or 'commando'? what was his first word as a baby? I think he would a cat person and he's a warrior, he don't need a toilet seat... I don't know about his wives, I thought he would sleep in his clothes, as for that, that's something only Grievous would know and his first word? Probably instead of 'mama' he said 'mumuu' Unrelated, but I thought it was funny, they had like a short commercial on MTV2 which should two guys dressed up as Jango Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi...Obi-Wan asked him if his car broke down, and Jango said it had, he had to fly where they were on his jetpack, but didn't have enough fuel to fly back, I wonder if the great bounty hunter was trying to bum a ride from the Jedi master? -----signature----- ~hopeless member of the Official General Grievous fanclub~ VP of the Chewie fanclub Be thankful, Viceroy...you have not found yourself in my grip!
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Biddybot Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 7/30/06 3:31am Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	Okay...this questionaire I can't resist... dog or cat person? --A dog person, absolutely. And they'd better be obedient or else! did he (in his natural body) leave the toilet seat up or down? --I imagine Kaleesh toilets are Asian-styled, ergo, no seats. did his wives lay his clothes out for him in the morning? --What, are you kidding? The pampered sod slept in and lounged around in the nude while he ate breakfast in bed for a good two hours every mourning. Then he wrapped a towel around himself before slouching off for a good soak and a bath. Only after all that, did he pick through his wardrobe and pull out his own stuff. boxers, briefs, loin cloth or 'commando'? --Grievous doesn't know the meaning of the term 'underwear'. It's just too hot on planet Kalee to be wearing extras. what was his first word as a baby? --A defiant "No!" (He was a difficult child...)
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Ludo_Kressh Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/30/06 7:29am Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	Good points, Biddybot! But I've seen some people draw Kaleesh with loincloths, but you're probably right, he'd probably go 'commando' as karrabbackilla puts it. -----signature----- ~hopeless member of the Official General Grievous fanclub~ VP of the Chewie fanclub Be thankful, Viceroy...you have not found yourself in my grip!
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karabbackilla Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 7/30/06 9:32am Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	Biddybot's over here too!!?? Yay! It's like a regular family reunion! I can see ol' Qymaen lounging around in the buff, eating his breakfast in bed. Yes absolutely. And such a pleasant visual it is too. (man, I said I'd behave over here, but it's so hard!) I've had this weird idea for kaleesh toilets.Why I think about something like that...I can't begin to tell you... I sort of see them as 'giant litterboxes', that is, big wooden containers filled with sand that the guys use communially while they chew the fat. "So Diz'tharr, didja see the six huk I took out on the west ridge this morning?" scratch scratch scratch.... I imagine the girls would be a little more modest. -----signature----- Slave of General Grievous, his fan club, and washer of the soulless one. "grievous is like a turtle, hard on the outside, soft on the inside." art- http://y-eskii-lass.deviantart.com/
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Ludo_Kressh Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/30/06 12:20pm Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	"So Diz'tharr, didja see the six huk I took out on the west ridge this morning?" scratch scratch scratch.... Yeah, you got to be careful around here...you can't let loose like in the LJ community or the ez-board forum... -----signature----- ~hopeless member of the Official General Grievous fanclub~ VP of the Chewie fanclub Be thankful, Viceroy...you have not found yourself in my grip!
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kecen Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 7/30/06 2:51pm Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub - Date Edited: 7/30/06 3:05pm (2 edits total) Edited By: kecen
	dog or cat person? Chickens. did he (in his natural body) leave the toilet seat up or down? Grievous used a tree. did his wives lay his clothes out for him in the morning? They did, but Grievous complains too much about what's put out to try it on. Boxers, briefs, loin cloth or 'commando'? Pink Panties. But most likely commando during "sometimes", which I won't specify. what was his first word as a baby? I imagine Grievous only started speaking at a later age because Kaleesh babies squawk. -----signature----- "It might destroy me, but I'd sacrifice my body If it meant I'd get the Utaj part out!" Member of the General Grievous fanclub Member of the George R. Binks fanclub, whoo! Supporting Hutt Marriage since October '06
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karabbackilla Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 7/30/06 4:32pm Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	Oh yes, squawk they do! And growl and trill and hiss and squeal! Aww kaleesh babies, now I want to go to celebration 4 with a baby kaleesh doll in a stroller! -----signature----- Slave of General Grievous, his fan club, and washer of the soulless one. "grievous is like a turtle, hard on the outside, soft on the inside." art- http://y-eskii-lass.deviantart.com/
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Ludo_Kressh Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/30/06 8:10pm Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	Oh gods, the fanclub will never be the same...and I think it's GREAT!! I can imagine Kaleesh Grievous, with one of those mutiple baby strollers that like hold four kids, walking down the streets, with his wives behind him, laden down with shopping bags after a long day of spending his hard earned cash he makes from owning his own insect extermination business... (Okay, that's it...bedtime! ) -----signature----- ~hopeless member of the Official General Grievous fanclub~ VP of the Chewie fanclub Be thankful, Viceroy...you have not found yourself in my grip!
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6_fingers Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 7/31/06 8:15am Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	Alright! this place is starting to pick back up! new members, the hive mind will be pleased. cat people? litterboxes? i thought kaleesh were reptillian? i got really profound the other day and started thinking, since the kaleesh have eight fingers (four on each hand) wouldnt they have a base-eight number system? -----signature----- official minion of the General Grievous Fanclub "Dude, lets go freak the mundanes!" "I aim to misbehave"
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Grievous_Kell Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/31/06 9:33am Subject: RE: Official General Grievous Fanclub
	karabbackilla posted: Oh hell no...this place better not die, I just got over here! And my love for the Griev-man will not fade! NO SIR!! About greeting cards, I kinda see Grievous as the sort who would want to help those who have lost loved ones, especially JEDI loved ones. Picture the beautiful front of the card...a bouquet of delicate kaleesh skoordulflowers wrapped in a purple silk ribbon . The words 'In sympathy' scrolled across the top. Inside- "Get over it. They were scum." Brings a tear to my eye. Of course for creativity sake, he alternates 'scum' with 'slime'. Because he cares. Hey Grievous Kell, if you see this, could I have a link to yer poem? Perty please? Blushes, like, a lot Hang on, lemme find it...Oh gods, it's still not done!!! GG is going to kill me for not finishing his poem! blushes more -----signature----- “Do what must be done…Do not hesitate. Show no mercy." Proud Member of the Official General Grievous Fanclub (and Hopeless GG Fan) http://boards.theforce.net/Star_Wars_Community/b10012/19798534/?12
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