Author Topic: The Chewbacca and Han Solo Fan Club
Ludo_Kressh 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 7/14/07 6:36am Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
SwordoftheJedi posted:
Yeah. I always wanted to write something about us getting sucked into the Star Wars Universe. It'd be entertaining. But seriously....if Chweie ate up all the cows I'd be mad. No more burgers. cry


And no more mad cow disease...but then there would probably be one very sick Wookiee out there. Plus, everyone would have to start eating garden burgers. drooling

 

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SwordoftheJedi 
Registered: Jan '05
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Date Posted: 7/14/07 12:42pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
I like good old normal meat. drooling

 

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prj1 
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Date Posted: 7/16/07 12:11pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
It would be a sad world without hamburgers. Chewie should just stick to nerfs.
They're probably not is good as cows.

 

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SwordoftheJedi 
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Date Posted: 7/16/07 12:27pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
Yeah, probably not.

Hmmm...I wonder...if Nerfs are like cows then why do why need Nerfherders? Are there cowherders?

 

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prj1 
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Date Posted: 7/16/07 12:37pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
I have some shocking news for you, fellow Chewie fans. Wookiees don't eat nerfs, so they probably wouldn't eat cows either.
the proof is here.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Wookiee_food

The hamburgers are safe, Sword!.

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SwordoftheJedi 
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Date Posted: 7/16/07 12:40pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
Ahhh....good new for me. Well at least they don't eat people either. tongue

 

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prj1 
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Date Posted: 7/18/07 5:35pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club - Date Edited: 7/18/07 5:51pm (1 edits total) Edited By: prj1
Attention!

I am pleased to announce that this club will be holding another contest, and it will be open to both members and non members of the club.
This one was inspired by our very own Sword_of_the_Jedi.
The information concerning it is as follows.

Contest Title: Humorous Chewbacca Tales

Rules:


1. There is no word limit, but stories may not exceed the length of three parts or chapters.

2. No pictures are allowed. This is a test of your imagination.

This competition will begin on July 20, 2007. Dedline for entries is August 10, 2007.
All entries are to be posted here in the thread for everyone to see.
I encourage all of you to join the fun. I look forward to reading your fics.

Thank you.

prj1, President and Founder

 

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Darth_Diath 
Registered: Jul '07
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Date Posted: 7/18/07 6:11pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club - Date Edited: 7/18/07 6:46pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthIntegral
Inty Edit: Ignore the Troll, please

 

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Ludo_Kressh 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 7/19/07 1:04pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
I posted a blurb in the Welcome New Users forum about the club and the contest. peace

 

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prj1 
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 7/19/07 1:30pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
Thanks, Ludo. That's five more Wookiee points for you.
Total points: 25 - Stars: 1Gold


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Sword gets fifteen Wookiee points and a silver star for being the inspiration for this contest.

 

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Ludo_Kressh 
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Date Posted: 7/20/07 6:24am Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
Thanks, joy! peace

 

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prj1 
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Date Posted: 7/20/07 7:26am Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
Attention!

The Humorous Chewbacca Tales contest is on. You may begin submitting your entries now. Good luck, and may the Force be with you!.

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SwordoftheJedi 
Registered: Jan '05
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Date Posted: 7/20/07 11:15am Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club - Date Edited: 7/20/07 11:34am (1 edits total) Edited By: SwordoftheJedi
YES!!! I have a silver star. tongue Thanks Joy.

Not my best work but here it is.


Godzilla: Attack of the Wookie


Jaden slammed her hand on the TV, trying to get reception. It sparked to life, showing a news anchor announcing a breaking news story.

[News Announcer] This has just come into the studio. A giant teddy bear the size of Godzilla has been wreaking havoc all over Chicago. [/end]

Jaden’s mouth dropped open in disbelief. No…no…this couldn’t be happening. She threw open her door to see said Teddy bear looking down at her. ‘What the--’

Chewbacca looked down at the small human standing in front of him. Thank god, she wasn’t trying to lynch him. Since those stupid scientists had made him grow big, the other humans had been trying to kill him. That was the LAST time he was letting Han pick the vacation spot. Fire REALLY hurt. Though…. He had to admit, some of those humans had tasted particularly good. ‘Yummy humans…’

Jaden backed up quickly and raised her hands in front of her face. It wasn’t going to eat her…or was it?

“Don’t eat me!” she shouted. “I really don’t taste too good.”

The creature sat down carefully, [or as carefully something his size could.] it wasn’t going to eat her! ‘Thank you, god! I swear I’ll start going to church more often!’ She walked hesitantly forward and petted the Wookie lightly. She recognized him as Chewbacca from Star War. Her last thought before going inside was ‘Could I keep a Wookie Godzilla for a pet?’

 

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prj1 
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Date Posted: 7/20/07 12:11pm Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
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That was funny, Sword. Chewie really should pick the vacation spot next time.

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Ludo_Kressh 
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Date Posted: 7/21/07 5:40am Subject: RE: The Chewbacca Fan Club
laugh laugh Good one, Sword!

 

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