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classified Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 2:20pm Subject: How do you Force Choke?
	Ive been trying it on my cat all day. Its not working at all. Does anyone know any tips on how to improve their Force choke methods? Or does it just not work on cats? would i have to try it on real humans? -----signature----- "Genius has its limits but stupidity is not thus bound" __________/-/-\-\-__________/-/-\-\__________ ---------------//////\\\\\\\---____---//////\\\\\\________ ____----~~~~/~\~/~\~/~\~/~\~~~~~~---____ /////////////__________\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|_________\\\\\\\\
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Darth-Inferno Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 2:30pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	This is a joke... right? Please tell me this is a joke... -----signature----- Emperor of the LaGrange Boards <a href="http://www.lpstreetteam.com/CDA5240F87574D8387EBDE8FEC733210/tracklink.asp?guid=2954199FF0A44F27BDB2709120BFF103" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.godashboard.com/linkinpark/728x90-LP.gif"></a>
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ani-eyes Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 4/11/06 2:33pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	You gotta reli concentrate. Chanting 'kill, kill, kill' also helps...I'm getting reli good . I leave a trail of dead bodies in my wake -----signature----- I sold my soul to a passer by, she said man ur crazy "Everything dies, even stars burn out!" My V/P fic Black Heart: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/22925953/p1/?98 World cup!! - ENGLAND!
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classified Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 2:34pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	thats cool. i hadnt tried chanting, but i suppose the best dont need to do it out loud. GOsh they make it look so easy -----signature----- "Genius has its limits but stupidity is not thus bound" __________/-/-\-\-__________/-/-\-\__________ ---------------//////\\\\\\\---____---//////\\\\\\________ ____----~~~~/~\~/~\~/~\~/~\~~~~~~---____ /////////////__________\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|_________\\\\\\\\
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ani-eyes Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 4/11/06 2:39pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	Well you have to be very dedicated to the art of....uh mind strangling. Some just have the gift . Don't know if it works on cats...im just gonna go borrow one to check -----signature----- I sold my soul to a passer by, she said man ur crazy "Everything dies, even stars burn out!" My V/P fic Black Heart: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/22925953/p1/?98 World cup!! - ENGLAND!
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TK-2432 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 2:43pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	Jedi's do not choke. Only Sith do.
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Amon_Amarth Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 2:56pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	Force-grip doesn't work on cats. Their specie is naturally resistant to it. Cats are Force sensitive creatures. -----signature----- Jedi Guardian - Acolytes of Revan "The Force is fine...but I would have preferred some company." 'Caenorhabditis elegans' is much better than Darth Plagueis at cheating death. "Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son!" Mark Hamill, CE
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DarthKakarot Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 2:56pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	So Luke is a Sith? -----signature----- The Green Arrow: Smallville: Level 33.1 [JLA vs. Lex] -An Alternate Universe RPG- Located Here VVVV http://boards.theforce.net/non_star_wars_role_playing/b10755/26007878/p1/?19
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ani-eyes Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 4/11/06 2:59pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	He's a what now?? -----signature----- I sold my soul to a passer by, she said man ur crazy "Everything dies, even stars burn out!" My V/P fic Black Heart: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/22925953/p1/?98 World cup!! - ENGLAND!
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Ludo_Kressh Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 3:01pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	You bite off more than you can chew and you Force force it down your throat... -----signature----- ~hopeless member of the Official General Grievous fanclub~ VP of the Chewie fanclub Be thankful, Viceroy...you have not found yourself in my grip!
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jedikitty19 Registered: Feb '06	Date Posted: 4/11/06 3:02pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	what did cats do to u classified? -----signature----- "Marge, you are as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda"- The Simpsons Jedi Master in the SWC Jedi Trials silly mods, trixs are for kids! I'd like to add that there is always time for smartass replies. - asg member of Slytherdumb from the JCC Ha
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Raja_Io Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 3:06pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	I am afraid Amon is right, you may be doing everything in order, but it just wouldn't wort on a cat. Go find some sweet Golden Retriever. -----signature----- It's better to have loved and destroyed your girl with the power of the Arc of Covenant than never to have loved at all. --- Making a ninja burger in progress... 0%
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ani-eyes Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 4/11/06 3:08pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	I'm having no luck with the cat Its just glaring at me. I know its plotting something -----signature----- I sold my soul to a passer by, she said man ur crazy "Everything dies, even stars burn out!" My V/P fic Black Heart: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/22925953/p1/?98 World cup!! - ENGLAND!
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DarthCobain Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 5:40pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	Cats are all utterly immune to the phenomena of force choke. All breeds. You need to start trying on dogs. -----signature----- ain't it a shame to go fishin' on a sunday
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The_Chibi_Kiriyama Registered: Nov '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 6:19pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	classified posted: Ive been trying it on my cat all day. Its not working at all. Does anyone know any tips on how to improve their Force choke methods? Or does it just not work on cats? would i have to try it on real humans? You may want to explore the possibility of being the first Force user to Force Choke himself. It'll go down as the first time ever in the Star Wars universe! I suggest starting immeadiately. Geez...you should re-consider your signature... -----signature----- Notice my name? Yeah, I'm obsessed with something other than Star Wars- BATTLE ROYALE!
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LuliaOlenska Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 4/11/06 7:39pm Subject: RE: How do you Force Choke?
	1. Acquire the Force 2. Practice a bit, on spiders, for example. 3. Graduate to bigger stuff, like your UPS guy. 4. Find someone worthwhile to choke. 5. Proceed. -----signature----- One may smile and smile, and be a villain -W. Shakespeare, Hamlet
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