Author Topic: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
Lea-El 
Registered: Aug '05
6507_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 6/1/07 3:29pm Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
Any news from C4?

 

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Lea-El 
Registered: Aug '05
6507_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 6/13/07 11:57am Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
Does anyone come here anymore?

 

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CC-1138 
Registered: Oct '06
44048_Republic Commando - Sev
Date Posted: 6/13/07 7:58pm Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
i think the whole jedi council forums has died...........

 

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Lea-El 
Registered: Aug '05
6507_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 7/6/07 4:07pm Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
I really hate seeing this so dead so I am going to hijack it and post clips from Yoda stories in it( protest if you must)

Raindrops keep falling on my head


~Kamino~

‘Rain! Hate rain, I do.

Causes to fuzz what few hairs I have.

Hover chair shorts out. Have to walk. Bones hurt. Hate rain!

Use Force to keep from blowing away, I must. Once again hate rain.

Yes, know wrong it is to hate, leads to darkside, it does.

Oooh! Hip hurts, straight must walk, professional must look when collect army of clones.

Tall, she is. Hurts neck to look up. Ah! Found knee.

Ouch! Found hip.

Yikes! Found shoulders.

Pretty eyes she has. Think those are eyes.’

“Come to collect clone army for the Republic, I have.” Yoda said to the tall slim lady who greeted him.

“Yes, we hope you will be satisfied with our product Master Kenobi assured us you would be.” The soft cultured voice inquired.

“Master Kenobi assured us, excellent your product is.” Yoda replied straining to look taller.

“I am saddened Master Kenobi couldn’t come with you to claim them, he was… attractive.”

“Yes, that affect on women, Master Kenobi has.” Yoda grimaced. ‘Attracted to short and green, no one is.’

“Here is the army of clones transportation has been arranged for you and them.”

“White! Show dirt that does, the only color for armor, is available?” Yoda asked.

“We have red, green and black but there will be a two week delay in delivery to order the replacement armor.” She cooed fluidly.

‘Kenobi being tortured and executed soon better not delay.’ “No take them as they are we will have too. Pack them for shipping, go we must.”

“I will give you a bonus of 100 extra clones for free due to your dissatisfaction in the armor color.” ‘They were rejects but they will never live long enough for him to know.’

“Generous that is of you, thank your bosses for me.” Yoda beamed with pride at his bargaining skills.

~`~`~`~

~later on the ship~

“Hey! Watch it! Jedi Master, stepping on down here,you are.” Yoda fumed.

~`~`~`~

 

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COMMANDER76 
Registered: Mar '05
7402_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 7/31/07 8:53pm Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
Summer perhaps?

 

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Rossa83 
Registered: Sep '05
6189_Yoda
Date Posted: 8/27/07 9:46am Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
My gosh. This thread is even more dead than the rest of TFN recently. I thought I had missed alot this summer since my internet access back home truly sucks, but it doesn't look like it.

Are there anyone still out there willing to say good stuff about Yoda? I say we should discuss the potentials of a Star Wars movie concentrating on Yoda's story. It has probably been done before, but let's not let the green dude die. This thread was on page 3!!!! SHOCKING! tongue

 

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yodahs-daddy 
Registered: May '02
14980_Yoda
Date Posted: 9/1/07 9:51pm Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
Yoda anyone?

 

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Rossa83 
Registered: Sep '05
6189_Yoda
Date Posted: 9/2/07 1:57pm Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
Yes, it's quite poor at the moment. Where's the president?

 

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Master_Starwalker 
Title: PT Moderator
Registered: Sep '03
7965_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 9/3/07 6:32pm Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
The Dagobah System?

 

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Rossa83 
Registered: Sep '05
6189_Yoda
Date Posted: 9/4/07 3:16am Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
Master_Starwalker posted:
The Dagobah System?


Huh?

 

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JediMasterAmanda 
Registered: Sep '05
46301_The Clone Wars: Ahsoka Tano
Date Posted: 11/16/07 10:30am Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
I'm not sure what page this was on but where'd everyone go?!

 

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Rossa83 
Registered: Sep '05
6189_Yoda
Date Posted: 1/24/08 6:15am Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
What on earth ever happened to this thread? Poor Yoda sad

 

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COMMANDER76 
Registered: Mar '05
7402_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 1/25/08 6:18pm Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
Hmmmm disturbing this has become. Should we send Rambo to bring them home or buy a newspaper and get the A-Team? tongue

 

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Rossa83 
Registered: Sep '05
6189_Yoda
Date Posted: 1/26/08 1:46am Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
COMMANDER76 posted:
Hmmmm disturbing this has become. Should we send Rambo to bring them home or buy a newspaper and get the A-Team? tongue


Chuck Norris should be able to fix it too. Let's take the cheapest one - Yoda ain't rich you know tongue

Nice to see that one other Yoda fan survived order-66.6 wink

 

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Master_Starwalker 
Title: PT Moderator
Registered: Sep '03
7965_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 1/27/08 12:57pm Subject: RE: The Official Yoda Fan Club - Version 2.0
Yoda doesn't need Chuck Norris.

 

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