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Lea-El
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Aug '05
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Date Posted:
6/1/07 3:29pm
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Any news from C4?
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Lea-El
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Date Posted:
6/13/07 11:57am
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Does anyone come here anymore?
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CC-1138
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6/13/07 7:58pm
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i think the whole jedi council forums has died...........
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Lea-El
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Date Posted:
7/6/07 4:07pm
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I really hate seeing this so dead so I am going to hijack it and post clips from Yoda stories in it( protest if you must)
Raindrops keep falling on my head
~Kamino~
‘Rain! Hate rain, I do.
Causes to fuzz what few hairs I have.
Hover chair shorts out. Have to walk. Bones hurt. Hate rain!
Use Force to keep from blowing away, I must. Once again hate rain.
Yes, know wrong it is to hate, leads to darkside, it does.
Oooh! Hip hurts, straight must walk, professional must look when collect army of clones.
Tall, she is. Hurts neck to look up. Ah! Found knee.
Ouch! Found hip.
Yikes! Found shoulders.
Pretty eyes she has. Think those are eyes.’
“Come to collect clone army for the Republic, I have.” Yoda said to the tall slim lady who greeted him.
“Yes, we hope you will be satisfied with our product Master Kenobi assured us you would be.” The soft cultured voice inquired.
“Master Kenobi assured us, excellent your product is.” Yoda replied straining to look taller.
“I am saddened Master Kenobi couldn’t come with you to claim them, he was… attractive.”
“Yes, that affect on women, Master Kenobi has.” Yoda grimaced. ‘Attracted to short and green, no one is.’
“Here is the army of clones transportation has been arranged for you and them.”
“White! Show dirt that does, the only color for armor, is available?” Yoda asked.
“We have red, green and black but there will be a two week delay in delivery to order the replacement armor.” She cooed fluidly.
‘Kenobi being tortured and executed soon better not delay.’ “No take them as they are we will have too. Pack them for shipping, go we must.”
“I will give you a bonus of 100 extra clones for free due to your dissatisfaction in the armor color.” ‘They were rejects but they will never live long enough for him to know.’
“Generous that is of you, thank your bosses for me.” Yoda beamed with pride at his bargaining skills.
~`~`~`~
~later on the ship~
“Hey! Watch it! Jedi Master, stepping on down here,you are.” Yoda fumed.
~`~`~`~
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COMMANDER76
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Date Posted:
7/31/07 8:53pm
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Summer perhaps?
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Rossa83
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Date Posted:
8/27/07 9:46am
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My gosh. This thread is even more dead than the rest of TFN recently. I thought I had missed alot this summer since my internet access back home truly sucks, but it doesn't look like it.
Are there anyone still out there willing to say good stuff about Yoda? I say we should discuss the potentials of a Star Wars movie concentrating on Yoda's story. It has probably been done before, but let's not let the green dude die. This thread was on page 3!!!! SHOCKING!
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yodahs-daddy
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Date Posted:
9/1/07 9:51pm
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Yoda anyone?
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Rossa83
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Date Posted:
9/2/07 1:57pm
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Yes, it's quite poor at the moment. Where's the president?
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Master_Starwalker
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Date Posted:
9/3/07 6:32pm
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The Dagobah System?
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Rossa83
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9/4/07 3:16am
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Master_Starwalker posted: The Dagobah System?
Huh?
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JediMasterAmanda
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11/16/07 10:30am
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I'm not sure what page this was on but where'd everyone go?!
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Rossa83
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1/24 6:15am
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What on earth ever happened to this thread? Poor Yoda
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COMMANDER76
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1/25 6:18pm
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Hmmmm disturbing this has become. Should we send Rambo to bring them home or buy a newspaper and get the A-Team?
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Rossa83
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1/26 1:46am
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COMMANDER76 posted: Hmmmm disturbing this has become. Should we send Rambo to bring them home or buy a newspaper and get the A-Team?
Chuck Norris should be able to fix it too. Let's take the cheapest one - Yoda ain't rich you know
Nice to see that one other Yoda fan survived order-66.6
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Master_Starwalker
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1/27 12:57pm
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Yoda doesn't need Chuck Norris.
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