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The New Jedi Trials
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Darth-Horax
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Aug '01
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Date Posted:
5/6 6:24am
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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5/6 6:24am (1 edits total)
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Darth-Horax
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Keeping epic Star Wars traditions Horax yelled: "NOOOOOOOO!" and quickly ran to the aid of his apprentice.
^^^Greatest line ever!!!
I have a task for somebody regarding the SLICE terminology...who was the first to coin the phrase, and can you find the first time when it was used in a Jedi Draft setting?
First person to correctly reply will get bonus Horaxian Credits.
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SonicUniverse
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May '08
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Date Posted:
5/6 12:31pm
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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5/6 12:32pm (1 edits total)
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Glad to see you enjoyed it Horax, I really don't know you so it was hard to write about you. 
[Edit] Thanks Master Chuckles. I'll probably do the other tasks that were given by Integral after I go cut the grass. 
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SUGARBANTJINN
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Apr '07
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Date Posted:
5/6 4:08pm
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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I'm SORRY, Chuk! I'M SORRY! DON'T EAT ME!!! *gives chuki a kiss on the cheek and scampers off to find the first task* 
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 Bant and Jonny. Forever one. Two hearts entwined God's Will will not take us to a place where His Grace will not carry us. Padawan Sunkisser 288days O my, my this here Anakin guy Maybe Vader someday later, Now he's just a small fry!
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SUGARBANTJINN
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Apr '07
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Date Posted:
5/6 4:28pm
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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Why I want to join the Jedi Trials
I have been a Star Wars Fanatic since the age of 8, when my parents took me to see TPM in the theatre. Ever since that day my fondest dream has to become a Jedi. I have read nearly every Star Wars book I can get my hands on, and I have had a real Padawan brain since the age 12.
I want to join because I think it's a neat game. A very fun way to learn more about the Expanded Universe, or just Star Wars in general. The people are nice too - I have made several very good friends here, and would be most grateful to be let back in, after my enforced hermitage! Plus, I did kindof help with the creation of the new Trials, even if it was just around the edges!
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Bant and Jonny. Forever one. Two hearts entwined God's Will will not take us to a place where His Grace will not carry us. Padawan Sunkisser 288days O my, my this here Anakin guy Maybe Vader someday later, Now he's just a small fry!
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Chukles38
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Jun '05
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Date Posted:
5/6 8:27pm
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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5/6 8:31pm (3 edits total)
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Chukles38
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SUGARBANTJINN posted:
I'm SORRY, Chuk! I'M SORRY! DON'T EAT ME!!! *gives chuki a kiss on the cheek and scampers off to find the first task*
Awwwwwwwww......  *melts*
That is acceptable, Bant.
EDIT: I have completely confused myself.....
I shall take Bant under my wing as a padawan (Yes, I know others have been waiting longer, but I am toying around with some ideas, so their time will come)Bant, whilst under my training, you shall be known as....... um......... Padawan Sunkisser. You must, as always, work that name into your tasks in some way, shape or form.
Padawan Sunkisser, your first task is as follows:
Write a fictitious piece of literature of at least 250 words describing how you acquired the name Padawan Sunkisser. It should be as humorous as you can possibly get it. No time constraints. Good Luck. 
Joy, your next task is to write me a fanfic about how I got over the sickness that I received from the bananas in Blu-Bladed-Jedi's last fanfic task. It must include a romantic subplot as well.
To the rest of you, I am currently trying to figure out how exactly to get you guys masters. Bear with me as I work something out. Until then, feel free to complete Inty's tasks, or the task to follow.....
TO THE TRIALS AT LARGE
Write a fanfic of at least 350 words in which two Jedi within any of the SWC Jedi Trials games (1 male and 1 female) fall in love and try (and fail) to sneak off together to be alone. Of course, ToS apply..... However, there is a catch. The fanfic must include the following words.
*Lightsaber
*Force
*Love
*Chocolate
*Sock
*Pastrami
*Automobile
*Paris, France
*Butterscotch
*Tourist
*Star Wars Community
*Chuckles (the word, not me )
*Something that loosely rhymes with orange
All of these words must be highlighted, and colored individually, as well as bolded. This fanfic must include a short four line love poem.
I am so curious what this task will turn out.
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DarthIntegral
Title: Manager
SWC & Arena
On Reduced Time
Registered:
Jul '05
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Date Posted:
5/6 8:35pm
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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Attention, at the request of Chukles, I will be taking on a second Padawan. SonicUniverse will also be my Padawan.
Henceforth, for the duration of your training, you shall be known as Padawan Mushroom Kingdom
You have already completed one task, the finding of old council members and the fan-fic about Horax. For that, you have been given the grade of: good.
For your first official task as my padawan, here is your task:
It is important, as I told Slice for a Jedi to understand themselves. To that end, your task is to:
1) Figure out why you were given the name Mushroom Kingdom
2) Give a brief (3-5 line) bio of three main figures that relate to the name
3) Provide a picture of two others.
Good luck, Padawan.
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Darth_Brutus666
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Dec '06
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Date Posted:
5/7 4:05am
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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.....dude I feel left out........lol jk, I don't mind waiting. Whatever you need done Chuckles.
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SUGARBANTJINN
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Apr '07
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Date Posted:
5/7 8:14am
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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wow...Mushroom Kingdom? that's a fun name! i'll be interested to see where it comes from!
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ARC170pilot
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Sep '05
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Date Posted:
5/7 8:22am
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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That is a good name. Would it be the same Mushroom Kingdom I am thinking of?
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DarthIntegral
Title: Manager
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Date Posted:
5/7 8:26am
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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I only know of one Mushroom Kingdom ...
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I think he's just trying to bribe his way towards victory in Forum Feud
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prj1
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Apr '05
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Date Posted:
5/7 9:35am
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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5/7 9:41am (1 edits total)
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prj1
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Alright, Master Chukles, you asked for it.
Task:
It had been two days since the tomatos had left after Chukles38 had eaten so many bananas and became ill. Chukles was miserable. He couldn't sleep, and he certainly wanted nothing to do with food, not even water to drink. His tummy hurt so much, and all Chukles wanted to do was lie in bed.
Then his friend Jen came in to visit him on the third day, and said that she had found a cure for his illness.
Jen held out a cup of sauerkraut, grapefruit, lemons and limes all mixed up together. Reluctantly, Chukles ate the mixture, and after a day of rest, the sickness was gone.
Chukles slept for three days.
Then, he met a beautiful young lady named Banta, and they fell in love. Two months later they were married, and Chukles never ate any more bananas again.
The End.
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TrulyGhent
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Jun '07
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Date Posted:
5/7 4:06pm
Subject:
RE: New Jedi Trials
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5/7 4:09pm (2 edits total)
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TrulyGhent
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 This place is the greatest!
Welcome, Padacousin Mushroom Kingdom. Since we both have the same master, we're padacousins to each other. T'will be a very interesting family tree eventually, methinks.
Okay, on to my next task:Master Inty posted:
A Jedi must learn to control their anger. One source of anger for me is Casey Blake.
Your task is to give me a five paragraph biography of Casey Blake. In this, one paragraph must deal with speculation on why Casey Blake causes me so much anger. I would also like you to provide me with a list of at least five ways to control my anger when it comes to Casey Blake.
I'm very sports illiterate, so I'm going to flunk, but here goes:Task Two posted:
Very Brief Bio:
William Casey Blake was born on August 23, 1973 in Des Moines, Iowa. He went to Indianola High School where he played on a team called the Indians. He went to Wichita State University and played in the College World Series. During most of this time he played Minor League Baseball with the Toronto Blue Jays and the Minnesota Twins.
Blake played third base for the Cleveland Indians in 2003 where he remains. He had the highest batting average on the team for that year.
2004 was his best offensive season so far, he had seven home runs and 21 RBI in 28 games. Playing third base.
Since then he has played third base, except for a brief time in right field. Unfortunately either his batting average has dropped or his team has improved past him, either way he no longer has the highest batting average.
When Inty kills him, he will be survived by his wife Abbie. Also by their three daughters, Bailey, Lauren, and Dana.
HNE News posted:
In an interview with our star reporter, Inty stated that he hated Blake. After recovering from his shock, the reporter asked him why, the mod replied that Casey has a knack for making killer errors that cost his teams games. He also claimed that Blake caused his team to miss the playoffs and killed their last chance to go to the World Series. After extensive research, we have concluded that Casey has made those errors and that baseball should therefore cease to be our national pastime. This station advises all our viewers to stop following the game and spend all their free time reading EU.
Five ways to deal with your hatred of Casey Blake:
1. He has a girl's name so you can rub that in if you ever see him.
2. Feel sorry for him, all his life he's had to spell things like Des Moines, Wichita, Minnesota, Orioles, etc.
3. Pray that he gets fired.
4. Anger is of the Dark Side, in this case, that's good, you can electrocute him!
5. Sometimes it helps to plot imaginary murders, just as long as you don't carry them out.
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JediKnight20043
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Sep '04
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Date Posted:
5/7 5:23pm
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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Lol, Iv had 6 stitches put in my eyebrow. I managed to get hit with a hockey ball in the face during a friendly game lol.
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DarthIntegral
Title: Manager
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Jul '05
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Date Posted:
5/7 5:51pm
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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Padawan Slice, thank you for completing your task in a timely manner. I especially loved this line: "When Inty kills him, he will be survived by his wife Abbie. Also by their three daughters, Bailey, Lauren, and Dana." Your ability to mix humor in with learned knowledge was impressive.
For this task, you have earned the grade of ... Good
Now, for your third task.
Padawan Slice, you must understand the Jedi who have gone before you.
Here is what I want from you:
Tell me which Jedi, from the movies or the EU, you most wish to pattern your own career after. Provide me with three pictures of that Jedi. Give me a one paragraph biography of that Jedi, and give me a one paragraph explanation of why you wish to pattern your Jedi career after that Jedi.
I then want to see your creative side. I wish for you to create a piece of art dedicated/about this Jedi. It can be original fan art, an original poem, or an original song.
May the Force be With You
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I think he's just trying to bribe his way towards victory in Forum Feud
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Shiphunk2
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Aug '05
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Date Posted:
5/8 11:42am
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RE: New Jedi Trials
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Thats the best task I've seen since......SLICED bread!!
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Padawans Trained: DarkHorseXIII, Darth_Brutus666
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