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Your SW theories (humor)
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Guinastasia
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Jun '02
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Date Posted:
7/23 1:36pm
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Your SW theories (humor)
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-Artoo. Foulest vocabulary in the entire galaxy. I'm guessing a lot of astromech droids are like that, and that's why they don't have a Basic module.
-Qui-Gon Jinn. Pothead. Total pothead. If he brings brownies to a party, don't partake if you have to go to work the next day.
-Mace Windu. Secret Beanie Baby collection.
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DarthSolar
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Jun '08
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7/23 2:00pm
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I have a theory that Jar-Jar is in fact, the true lord of the Sith and Palaptine was just his puppet. And also Luke and Leia... His kids!
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TrulyGhent
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Jun '07
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7/23 3:04pm
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Not a bad idea! 
 If I think of any good ones I'll let you know, just wanted to give you kudos.
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Darth_Brutus666
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Dec '06
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7/23 3:37pm
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Yoda is actually a hippy. Think about it, he lives in a little hut in a swamp.
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tjace
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7/23 3:41pm
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Darth_Brutus666 posted:
Yoda is actually a hippy. Think about it, he lives in a little hut in a swamp.
And he does those gimer drugs
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Darth_Brutus666
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7/23 3:49pm
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tjace posted:
Darth_Brutus666 posted:
Yoda is actually a hippy. Think about it, he lives in a little hut in a swamp.
And he does those gimer drugs
And he talks funny, which tells my something is messing up those brain waves.
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Lord_Vivec
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Apr '06
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7/23 4:39pm
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Jar-Jar and Padme. You know it to be true!
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Rogue...Jedi
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7/23 9:59pm
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I remember seeing a bunch of these a while ago, have to see if I can figure out where that was...
Of course, I think a bunch of them were the kind I try to forget, like the one in the post above me.
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darthramza
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Jul '08
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7/23 10:19pm
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The droid that breaks in ANH allowing Luke to buy R2? Jedi droid that willed itself to be broken.
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Wait...
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sorokseem
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Aug '08
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9/8 8:50pm
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DarthSolar posted:
I have a theory that Jar-Jar is in fact, the true lord of the Sith and Palaptine was just his puppet. And also Luke and Leia... His kids!
I think Jar-Jar is a descendent of Chuck Norris and manipulate Palpatine.
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GrandAdmiral_Frank
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Aug '03
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9/8 9:32pm
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was originally there to play the clones however Lucas felt he was too big and that clones didn't really need to have an accent.
Arnie Clone: Are you all right?
Padme: We have to get to that hangar!
Arnie Clone: GET DOWN!
*Geonosian Warrior comes to spear Padme when clonetrooper pulls out two blaster rifles and fires them repeatedly even after the Geonosian is clearly dead*
Arnie Clone: Come with me if you want to live.
Padme: But Anakin is in the hangar!
Arnie Clone: You don't understand...Skynet is on Geonosis right now and Lou Feregno is the Dark Lord of the Sith we have to get to the chopper!
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darthcaedus1138
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Oct '07
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9/9 7:58am
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Since Ep. II Yoda's been hitting on Padme'
watch the movies and tell me he's not
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ForceJumpAnakin
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Dec '06
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9/10 5:55pm
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Palpatine was the original founder of electricity in the GFFA. He also worked part-time posing as Raiden, the god of thunder, and travelled to the outer rim to engage Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat.
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Ree
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9/11 12:22am
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Yoda hitting on anoybody..
Yoda: "You doing, how, babe?"...............it gets confusing
More like, "WOuld you like to see my gimer stick??"
I have a crazy SW theory. The Jedi don't have powers at all. THey can force jump because the gravitational pull in the galaxy isn't as strong as here on Earth.
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darth_meow1138
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Aug '08
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9/26 7:21am
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The true identity of the Chosen One / the Sith'ari ....JAR JAR BINKS!!!
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Ludo_Kressh
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Jun '05
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9/26 8:24am
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darth_meow1138 posted:
The true identity of the Chosen One / the Sith'ari ....JAR JAR BINKS!!!
And Boss Nass is the Phantom Menace
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