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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/5 7:22pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	1. You compare every charctor from other movies to Star Wars Charctors 2. You always want george Lucas to make more movies even when he refuses. 3. You wish that the Air Force had X-wing fighters. 4. You try to add your girlfriend to your star wars Collection. 5. You try to compare your Religion to that of the jedi. Guilty 6. You Roar like chewie if the cops put Hand cuffs on you. 7. You yell like yoda as people are not paying attenion by saying "concentrate" 8. If someone threatens you, you say "If you strike me down I shall become more Powerful then you could possible imagine." 9. You compare every pretty country to Naboo or Alderaan. 10. you compare every city to Couracant. 11. you compare every desert to Tatoonie. 12. you say you got Star Wars disorder.that your learn problems Anybody else got some reasons to obsesvie about Star Wars -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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Darth_Unicorn Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/5 8:07pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	These are all true for me at least 13. Every time you get a new pet, you name it after a Star Wars character 14. Being a Star Wars fan is mandatory for a potential significant other 15. If a friend has a question, they just ask you instead of googling or looking for the answer on wookieepedia
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/5 8:22pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	black_saber posted: 3. You wish that the Air Force had X-wing fighters. Actually, there was the Sikorsky X-wing, but it didn't look anything like the X-wing. It was about as effective as the Y-wing. The effectiveness of military technology is inversely proprotional to its price. Anyway... 16. You have ever said "Thank you, Ric Olié." 17. You say to "Execute Order 66." at a Chinese restaurant. 18. You call your dog Chewie. 19. You actually have arranged for your girlfriend to kiss him. 20. "Yo momma's so fat, she made Jabba the Hutt say DAYUM!" 21. Your favorite hobby, even more than watching Star Wars, reading the EU, collecting merchandise, putting random bits nobody cares about in Wookieepedia is bashing George Lucas. 22. You have ever had a wet dream about Princess Leia's bikini. 23. You only date redheads who have tried to kill you in the past. 24. You have actually started a thread about Luke, Mara, the Force, and sex in the Expanded Universe. 25. The theories on that thread actually make sense. 26. Your screen name on every forum you belong to is Darth Something, even non-SW forums. 27. You have tried to Vader-choke someone.
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Qui-Gon_Reborn Title: Qui-Gon's Personal SWC Modsaber Registered: Dec '08	Date Posted: 6/5 9:24pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	28. You love automatic doors. -----signature----- To be a true poet is to become God. - Dan Simmons Now bring me that horizon. - Capt. Jack Sparrow High Priestess in the Holy Order of the Circle-in-the-Sky Worshippers
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madman007 Registered: Aug '07	Date Posted: 6/5 11:41pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	These are fun...and somewhat true for me. 29. Whenever you pick up anything resembling a lightsaber (wooden limb, baseball bat, yard stick), you always have to make the humming sound effect. -----signature----- "Progress is not possible without deviation from the norm." - Frank Zappa Traits Of Descent is complete! Read it all from the beginning! http://boards.theforce.net/Boards/Message.aspx?topic=28968173&brd=10476&start=29053268
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Ree Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 6/5 11:50pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	30. You cry while watching Fanboys during the part where Linus is watching The Phantom Menace, because you know he will never get to see the last two films -----signature----- Grand Master of The New Jedi Trials http://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy104/jaden1138/TheForceNet/NJTposter2.jpg "Jedi stabbing Jedi? How peverse." Super-stealth Spy/Slicer for the Rebellion
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Ludo_Kressh Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 6/6 2:06am Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars - Date Edited: 6/6 2:07am (1 edits total) Edited By: Ludo_Kressh
	I am so guilty of no. 1, but it's loads of fun doing that though 31. You write fanfiction of SW characters, and your OCs until your fingers bleed. -----signature----- ~hopeless member of the Official General Grievous fanclub~ VP of the Chewie and Han fanclub Be thankful, Viceroy...you have not found yourself in my grip! Everybody quiet! I have a call to make...
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darthhelinith Registered: Feb '09	Date Posted: 6/6 2:41am Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	Darth_Unicorn posted: 14. Being a Star Wars fan is mandatory for a potential significant other Yep, thats me. Unfortunatly it seems to be limiting my choices! 32. You perscribe using the force for every single ailment that your friends suffer from. 33. You know most, if not the whole of at least one of the Movies off by heart. 34. You feel only true rage when someone misquotes "No, I am your Father." 35. Your non-Star Wars friends know better than to quote Star Wars in front of you because they always get it wrong. -----signature----- Inquisitor and personal tool of HIM and HER in the SWC Empire Sith Warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness Glamourously Beautiful and Dazzling e-wife of Rev Darth Vader is my Dad. JC Musketeer!! En Guarde!
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Katana_Geldar Title: Former CR Tasmania, AU' Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 6/6 4:00am Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	36. You play or are the GM of a Star Wars roleplaying game. -----signature----- Jacen and the two Vergeres http://gmgeldar.wordpress.com/vergere-essay/ Now, if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccoupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.
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Darthrevan4ever Registered: May '08	Date Posted: 6/6 12:56pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	37. instaed of saying goodbye to your friends you say may the force be with you. 38. You talk about star wars charactor like you know them personally -----signature----- Aliit ori'shya tal'din Family is more than bloodline SWC Senator of Mandalore "I am that which grips the heart in fright,Harkens night and silences the light" Sith Warrior of the AoD Dark side points 55 Powerfull and dashing e- husband to linth
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KotORBF2Female_Revan Registered: Feb '09	Date Posted: 6/6 1:16pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars - Date Edited: 6/6 1:16pm (1 edits total) Edited By: KotORBF2Female_Revan
	Darthrevan4ever posted: 37. instaed of saying goodbye to your friends you say may the force be with you. LOL I am GUILTY of this one... 39. You jump around like crazy in the classroom when it's the last day of school and you get to watch Star Wars in class (Yes I HAVE done that before...) -----signature----- padawan of DarthDragon164 in NJT \| Takianna's fanfic padawan I’m coming home, I wanna know When all the leaves begin to fall If I’m falling, falling apart... for you
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/6 2:21pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	40. You have made a romantic allusion to Han and Leia. (Guilty.) 41. You do your biology essay on Midichloria mitochondrii. 42. When someone says "I love you." you say "I know." (Guilty.) 43. You insist that Anakin is a boy's name. (Well, Ana is a girl's name, and kin is an English diminutive.) 44. You took Japanese just to learn how to write "Obi-Wan Kenobi". 45. You can write Aurebesh and speak Mando'a, but you failed Spanish. 46. You go into a rage whenever someone makes a twincest joke. 47. You think kabuki theatre ripped off Padmé. 48. Forget seeing a sun where the sun shouldn't be; at least it's not a moon where the moon shouldn't be.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/6 9:21pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars - Date Edited: 6/6 9:37pm (1 edits total) Edited By: black_saber
	49. You compare every bad guy you hate to that of the Sith. Gulty 50. You wish every Star wars book and comics to become movies. Gulty 51. You compare couples kissing to luke and Leia as a joke. 52. You want to be better then George Lucas at Directing Star wars. 53. When you own a Resturant you say to a custumer no Driods aloud. 54. you smack someone when the talk like Jar Jar and tell them to talk like Yoda. 55. You compare you fruit juice to Jawa juice. 56. You want to see more of Darth Maul. 57. You do the threepo instead of the Robot. 58. You talk like Jabba the Hutt on Stage when performing a show. 59. When ever you are in a fight with someone you sing Star Wars theme songs just to ignore them. 60. You compare you friend to Luke skywalker when he is acting like a baby. EDIT: I got a good one. 61. You wish that your birthday was on the same day as Natalie portman. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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darthhelinith Registered: Feb '09	Date Posted: 6/7 2:12am Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars - Date Edited: 6/7 2:14am (1 edits total) Edited By: darthhelinith
	black_saber posted: 49. You compare every bad guy you hate to that of the Sith. Hey! We arn't that bad! shakes fist at black_saber Okay, screw that we are pretty bad. Muwahahahahahahaha! 62. You remind everyone constantly that Parsecs measure distance, and NOT time. (Guilty) 63. You have lightsaber battles with your fx lightsabers (gently!!) and get disapointed when your non Star Wars friend turns out better than you. You finally argue that if you had force powers and the force fx were real lightsabers, it would have been a different story entirly. (Guilty) 64a. Jedi= You wish force powers existed so you could do some good in the world. 64b. OR Sith= You wish force powers existed so you could take over the world. (Guilty- am I evil, or am I evil?!) 65. You think of a certain wookiee every time you see a cross bow on display in a museum. (Me again) 66. Ditto, only with binders...I mean handcuffs. (Guilty yet again) -----signature----- Inquisitor and personal tool of HIM and HER in the SWC Empire Sith Warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness Glamourously Beautiful and Dazzling e-wife of Rev Darth Vader is my Dad. JC Musketeer!! En Guarde!
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ObiWanJedi93 Registered: Aug '08	Date Posted: 6/7 9:57am Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	67. You love anything and everything Star Wars 68. You constantly annoy family members with your Star Wars obsession 69. You care more about Star Wars than school 70. You play with your lightsaber/clone helmet in your front yard, and do not care who sees you -----signature----- "This will be a day long remembered." -Darth Vader; Episode IV Proud Member of the Obi-Wan Kenobi Fan Club (SWC) Jedi Master in the New Jedi Trials (SWC) Clone Commander in the Galactic Republic (SWC) Rebel Commando in the Rebel Alliance (SWC)
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/7 12:59pm Subject: 1000 new Reasons know your obsessed with Star Wars
	71. You wish you can create your own Lightsaber 72. You wish you where in a Star Wars film 73. You go into Exile like Obi-wan when you lose your job and pick the Desert just to remind you of Tatoonie. 74. You go the jungle to find Yoda and think its Dagabah. 75. You compare the moon to the Death Star. Gulty -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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