Author Topic: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
Quixotic-Sith 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jun '01
6264_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 7/23/02 8:43pm Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
78. Insulation.

 

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Lieutenant Piett 
Registered: Jul '99
8039_Imperial Seal
Date Posted: 7/23/02 9:13pm Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
79. Prosecution's Exhibit "A" in the the People vs. Geo. Lucas

 

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Quixotic-Sith 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jun '01
6264_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 7/23/02 9:27pm Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
80. A warning to other Ewoks.

 

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ferelwookie 
Registered: Oct '01
6549_Chewbacca
Date Posted: 7/23/02 11:55pm Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
81. Stand-in for the "Wack-A Mole" games at carnivals.

 

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Quixotic-Sith 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jun '01
6264_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 7/24/02 4:54am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
82. Crash test dummy.

 

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Malthus 
Registered: Mar '99
7975_Darth Maul's Eye
Date Posted: 7/24/02 6:30am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
83. Kleenex

 

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I didn't want to see Darth Vader running around killing everyone. I just wanted a new trilogy that followed the originals in terms of style and tone, featuring characters I truly cared about. Instead I got Disney movies with lightsabers.
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Malthus 
Registered: Mar '99
7975_Darth Maul's Eye
Date Posted: 7/24/02 6:31am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
84. When you're out camping, and you have no toilet paper...

 

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I didn't want to see Darth Vader running around killing everyone. I just wanted a new trilogy that followed the originals in terms of style and tone, featuring characters I truly cared about. Instead I got Disney movies with lightsabers.
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Quixotic-Sith 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jun '01
6264_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 7/24/02 6:46am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
85. Ventriloquist dummy.

 

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slavegirl 
Registered: Jun '01
13611_Liam Neeson
Date Posted: 7/24/02 9:04am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
86. Pajamas

 

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Quixotic-Sith 
Title: Manager Emeritus
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6264_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 7/24/02 9:10am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
87. Throw pillow.

 

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stone_jedi 
Registered: Jun '01
7565_Ice Cream Maker Guy
Date Posted: 7/24/02 9:53am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
88. The other other other white meat. tongue

 

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Jake_Barnes 
Registered: Jun '02
6325_Rebel Deck Officer
Date Posted: 7/24/02 9:55am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok... - Date Edited: 7/24/02 10:50am (1 edits total) Edited By: Jake_Barnes
89. thermonuclear weapon testing range target.

 

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SirLancelot 
Registered: Jun '02
7744_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 7/24/02 9:58am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
(already said pistol target)

90. Sponge

 

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Lieutenant Piett 
Registered: Jul '99
8039_Imperial Seal
Date Posted: 7/24/02 10:18am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
91. Breakwater / buoy

 

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Quixotic-Sith 
Title: Manager Emeritus
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6264_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 7/24/02 10:34am Subject: RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
92. Luggage.

 

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