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101 uses for a dead Ewok...
Quixotic-Sith
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Date Posted:
7/23/02 8:43pm
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RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
78. Insulation.
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Lieutenant Piett
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Date Posted:
7/23/02 9:13pm
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RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
79. Prosecution's Exhibit "A" in the
the People vs. Geo. Lucas
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RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
80. A warning to other Ewoks.
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ferelwookie
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RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
81. Stand-in for the "Wack-A Mole" games at carnivals.
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Quixotic-Sith
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RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
82. Crash test dummy.
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Malthus
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RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
83. Kleenex
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I didn't want to see Darth Vader running around killing everyone. I just wanted a new trilogy that followed the originals in terms of style and tone, featuring characters I truly cared about. Instead I got Disney movies with lightsabers.
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Malthus
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84. When you're out camping, and you have no toilet paper...
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I didn't want to see Darth Vader running around killing everyone. I just wanted a new trilogy that followed the originals in terms of style and tone, featuring characters I truly cared about. Instead I got Disney movies with lightsabers.
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RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
85. Ventriloquist dummy.
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86. Pajamas
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Quixotic-Sith
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87. Throw pillow.
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RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
88. The other other
other
white meat.
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89. thermonuclear weapon testing range target.
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SirLancelot
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RE: 101 uses for a dead Ewok...
(already said pistol target)
90. Sponge
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Lieutenant Piett
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91. Breakwater / buoy
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Quixotic-Sith
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92. Luggage.
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