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Famous last words.
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Jedi_Master_Hammer
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Oct '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 12:59pm
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Famous last words.
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The name says it all!
-Hand me your lighter, I think I've found the gas leak.
-Stormtroopers can't hit a Wampa at this dist-- **WHACK!**
-Now what does THIS button do?
-Trust me, I know what I'm doin'.
-Yup, I'm sure it's the red wire.
All for now. Now you sentients do the rest.
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Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
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Darth-Fish
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Oct '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 1:04pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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aaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
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TenderHeart
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Jun '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 1:06pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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Ooops.
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Little Known Star Wars Fact: The Ewoks are distant cousins of the CareBears. 
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Darth_Sauron
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Apr '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 1:07pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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-Yes, I am sure the last of the mines have been cleared out.
-Droids cant rise up against us. It goes against their pro...GACK!
-Of course I am sure the safety is still on
-You'll find I'm full of suprises
-Listen! I DEACTIVATED the thermal detenator after we were done scaring those ewoks!
-Do not pull? We'll see about that!
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Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal Men doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark throne
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie
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VadersLaMent
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Apr '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 1:09pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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Checkmate you stupid wookie! I win!
Lord Vader I think you need to get out of that suit and take a shower every so often 'cuz dude, you smell.
Shut up! I do too know how to fix the hypermatter reactor.
Chancellor Palpatine, what are these Sith-like statues on your desk for?
Master Windu, whats with the purple lightsaber? I mean really, that is SOOO gay.
Honest Mr. Fett, I did not know that was your sister!
Hey! I've never seen that small moon in this system. It looks like it has a big crater on it.
Stormtroopers, Smormtroopers, you guys couldn't hit the broadside of a StarDestroyer. Losers. Los-suh-ers!
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic--Arthur C. Clarke
Any sufficiently advanced extraterrestrial intelligence is indistinguishable from God--Michael Shermer
I am officially Awesome.
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Jedi_Master_Hammer
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Oct '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 1:14pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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10/11/02 1:19pm (1 edits total)
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Jedi_Master_Hammer
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Yes, this IS the right side of the lightsaber.
Nooooooooo!!!!
Nah, it's nothin'.
It's just a mynock.
So, you are the most famous bounty hunter in the galaxy? What is it again? Bubba Fat?
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Darth-Fish
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Oct '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 1:19pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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I'm Gonna eat you little Wookie
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Darth_Sauron
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Apr '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 3:00pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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Armor? Armor is for PANSIES! (said to Boba Fett)
Yes! I am SURE that the hyperspace course is 100% CORRECT!
Hey! Its the tin man! Bet you only need a brain! HAHAHAHAHA! (To IG-88)
Darth Vader? He's way to slow to catch US.
So, Lord Vader. Exactly HOW much of you is machine?
Oooh! Master Windu! I can see myself in your head!
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Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal Men doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark throne
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie
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YodaJediMaster12
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May '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 6:16pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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Hey, Emperor Palpatine, I'm sorry, but I gotta say, you are one really messed up looking dude!
Size matters not? Of course size matters, you stupid green muppet.
Oooh Darth Vader...so you're the guy who couldn't shoot down that one puny x-wing that ended up destroying the Death Star huh?
You know Lord Sidious, you look so much like Chancellor Palpatine I could almost swear you're the same person.
The rebels already destroyed one Death Star, and now you want to build another one!?! Whose dumb idea was this? The Emperor...man what a moron!
You know Anakin, last night I saw some really skanky looking senator from Naboo...Padmee or something. Well anyways, she looked pretty easy, so I got her drunk and took her to my room and *gasp* *choke*
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Cam_Mulonus
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Jul '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 9:43pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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What asteroid?
Hey Mr. Maul, are those tatoos ALL over you?
Don't be afraid of those Ewoks, their nothing more than a buch of live teddy bears.
Hey Exar Kun, there's a smudge on your forehead.
Hey Frank! Let's see what happens when you push those buttons on Vader's chest!
No this is NOT a space slug, it's a cave!
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!?!
YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY!!!
WAKE UP!!!
IT'S TIME TO DIE!!!
-Guns N' Roses
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lumberjedi
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Aug '02
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Date Posted:
10/11/02 10:01pm
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RE: Famous last words.
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I'm sure the Wampa's asleep...
All you need is love!
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Life.
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Darth-Fish
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Oct '02
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Date Posted:
10/12/02 5:03am
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RE: Famous last words.
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No there is no Tusken Raiders just Banthas
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Darth_Sauron
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Apr '02
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Date Posted:
10/12/02 10:06am
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RE: Famous last words.
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Oh come on! A Krayt Dragon isn't THAT big!
The Force is for geeks and losers, Lord Vader!
Why yes, Lord Vader. I AM Force Sensetive. Why do you....GACK!
Don't use my Force powers in public? What's the Empire gonna do? Kill me?
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Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal Men doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark throne
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Darth_Asabrush
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May '00
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Date Posted:
10/12/02 10:08am
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RE: Famous last words.
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General Custer: "Where the hell did all those Indians come from?"
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haakun
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Jan '02
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Date Posted:
10/12/02 10:17am
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RE: Famous last words.
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How about a cigarette, my lord?
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The_Standmaiden
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Jul '02
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Date Posted:
10/12/02 10:21am
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RE: Famous last words.
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Looks all clear to me . . .
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