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SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Top Chef: New York"
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wild_karrde
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Date Posted:
9/21/07 1:09pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "WWE Smackdown"
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I find it very retarded that CW tries to call this a "season premier" when they've air a brand new episode EVERY SINGLE WEEK for that last 7 or 8 years.
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Dal--Intrepid
Title: Former CR, Greenville, NC US
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9/21/07 1:35pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "WWE Smackdown"
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Ah. This must mean they've made a new show opening. Other than that, it should be the sos.
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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9/22/07 4:11pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "WWE Smackdown"
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ALL SUNDAY NIGHT:
SEASON PREMIERES
The Simpsons B- - Marc Bernardin
"Post-Simpsons movie, are we launching into a year buoyed by creative rejuvenation, or one in which every good idea was sapped by said movie? Judging by the premiere, neither. Once you get past the spiffy opening sequence - which has Bart skateboarding through a Springfield recovering from the Dome Incident of the film – The Simpsons slips back into its very routine routine. Homer's desire to live a private-jet lifestyle leads to the hiring of a life coach (voiced by Stephen Colbert), standard boneheaded Marge deception, and more cranial trauma. In other words, pretty much exactly the same as it has been for the last four or five years: mildly diverting at best."
10-11PM CBS, TV-14
Season Premiere
"Shark"
"The hit show's second season gets under way, and Kevin Pollak shows up as a new district attorney."
8:30-9PM Fox, TV-PG-LV
Season Premiere
"King of the Hill"
"Hank takes Bobby to a football game to give him a taste of the violence that often accompanies college sports."
9-10PM CBS, TV-14-LV
Season Premiere
"Cold Case"
"An episode that features Nirvana songs throughout, or what's known in my household as "The Total Effing Apocalypse."
9-10PM Fox, TV-14-DLV
Season Premiere
"Family Guy"
"Is there anything scarier than a talking dog? Yes! A talking baby! How do you people watch this show??"
Good question. 
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Wilderness_Comedian
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Date Posted:
9/22/07 4:19pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "The Simpsons" "Shark" "King of the Hill" "Cold Case" "Family Guy"
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I Feel like I've seen all of Family Guy's season priemere, since every site has a SW clip.
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timmoishere
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Date Posted:
9/22/07 4:21pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "The Simpsons" "Shark" "King of the Hill" "Cold Case" "Family Guy"
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I haven't seen any clips of it. I'll go into tomorrow night's episode cold.
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Wilderness_Comedian
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9/22/07 4:25pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "The Simpsons" "Shark" "King of the Hill" "Cold Case" "Family Guy"
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SW.com practially has the whole thing up.
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Date Posted:
9/23/07 12:32pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "The Simpsons" "Shark" "King of the Hill" "Cold Case" "Family Guy"
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All these shows start tonight.
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Date Posted:
9/24/07 1:00pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "The Simpsons" "Shark" "King of the Hill" "Cold Case" "Family Guy"
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And tonight we have...
8-9:30PM ABC, TV-PG
Season Premiere
"Dancing With the Stars"
"Get yours, Marie Osmond! Don't let Mitt Romney, September Dawn, and Big Love hog the Mormon moment."
8-8:30PMCBS, TV- PG-DL
Season Premiere
"How I Met Your Mother"
"Who cares about dancing with stars when Mother's cast is making out with them? Now that Ted (Josh Radnor) and Robin (Cobie Smulders) have split, she's found a Latin lothario (Enrique Iglesias) who makes a woman feel like she's running through a field of daisies in a feminine hygiene ad. And Ted's landed a wild child (Mandy Moore) who seems estranged from feminine hygiene altogether. Mandy's great, but it's a tramp stamp and the first sighting of the titular mom that make this episode memorable. B+ – Henry Goldblatt"
9-10PM NBC, TV-14
Season Premiere
"Heroes"
"Dominican heroes! Diversity or just shameless network pandering? Both? Both."
9-9:30PM CBS, TV-14-DL
Season Premiere
"Two and a Half Men"
"Jake's starting junior high! Which makes those sex jokes they've said around him for years all the creepier."
9: 30-10PM CBS, TV-PG
Season Premiere
"Rules of Engagement"
"Audrey can't stand Jeff's snoring and orders him into another bedroom. Naturally, Jeff reverts to college-student behavior and stays out all night."
9:30-11PM ABC
Season Premiere
"The Bachelor"
"Two dozen people in the world still care about this show - and only 15 of them are getting roses tonight."
10-11PM CBS, TV-14-LV
Season Premiere
"CSI: Miami"
"Ooh, Horatio's son might be a bad mama jama! (And now we pause to consider how we might work mama jama into more conversations.)"
10-11PM NBC, TV-14
Series Debut
"Journeyman"
"A reporter finds himself traveling to past decades and helping change the course of events (for the better), which sounds fun, in theory - until you think about the fact that he has to explain to his wife where he's been when he just disappears."
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Date Posted:
9/25/07 12:29pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Heroes" "Two & a Half Men" "CSI Miami" "How I Met Your Mother"
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8-9PM CBS, TV-14-LV
Season Premiere
NCIS
"Nemesis=La Grenouille. La Grenouille=Jeanne's dad. Jeanne=Tony's girlfriend. Tony=screwed."
8-9PM Fox, TV-14-DLSV
Season Premiere
"Bones"
"Zack's back from Iraq. He got the sack after getting flak for being a quack. (Sorries. It all started innocently enough, then I couldn't stop.)"
9-10PM Fox, TV-14-DL
Season Premiere
"House"
"If you like House, you will continue to like House, as the twisty premiere veers little from the show's ah-ha!-oh-no!-eureka! formula, with a case involving a woman who got smushed in a building collapse. Fine and good, but it's the lighter notes that the drama is handling so deftly: Here, Dr. Wilson (the reliably great Robert Sean Leonard) tries to blackmail the staff-less House (Hugh Laurie) into hiring a new team by kidnapping his beloved guitar - leaving threatening ransom notes and murmuring giddy provocations like "You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly?" Fiendish! B+ - Gillian Flynn"
9-10PM CBS, TV-14-LV
Season Premiere
"The Unit"
"Jonas is MIA, Bob is CIA, and Ryan's in the hot seat. Will the guys ever get back together? Um, now might be a good time to note that the show is called The Unit."
9:30-11PMABC, TV-14-DS
Season Premiere
"Boston Legal"
"Ooh! John Larroquette signing on makes us so giddy we're not even sad that Legal just got older, whiter, and maler."
10-11PMNBC, TV-14-L
Season Premiere
"Law & Order: SVU"
"Cynthia Nixon plays a game of Pick Your Animal: crazy like a bat, crazy like a loon, or crazy like a fox?"
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
9/26/07 1:00pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "House" "Bones" "NCIS" "Boston Legal" "The Unit" "L & 0: SVU"
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9-10PM CBS, TV-14-V
Season Premiere
"Criminal Minds"
"The naysayers are all, "Joe Mantegna's no Mandy Patinkin!" They're absolutely right - Joe shows up for work."
10-11PM CBS, TV-14
Season Premiere
"CSI: NY"
The life of a famous musician is in danger.
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
9/27/07 12:32pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Criminal Minds" & "CIS: NY"
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Tonight, tonight...
SEASON PREMIERE
"Ugly Betty"
"We'll have to wait to get more soap with our opera. At the moment, Dad's stuck in Mexico, Hilda's locked in her bedroom, and Daniel's in the hospital, leaving Betty (Emmy winner America Ferrera) to soldier through the maudlin, while Marc (Michael Urie) and Amanda (Becki Newton) pick up the funny as they dig deeper into Faye Summers'...affairs. The major problem with this episode? Every scene with Hilda (Ana Ortiz) and fiancé Santos (Kevin Alejandro), who was shot in last season's finale. Their story line is as cruelly manipulative as it is unnecessary."
8-9PM NBC, TV-14
Season Premiere
"My name is Earl"
"Earl’s not too fond of la vida inmate."
8-9PM The CW
Season Premiere
"Smallville"
"Faster than a network memo, blonder than a Heroes cheerleader, able to enslave fanboys in a single bounce - it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...Supergirl!"
9-10:01PM ABC, TV-14
Season Premiere
"Grey’s Anatomy"
"Cristina and Meredith return from the former's would-be honeymoon and Burke is MIA. Meanwhile, a new batch of interns - one familiar face among them - arrive and the new residents are awfully bossy."
9-10:01PM NBC, TV-PG
Season Premiere
"The Office"
"Charity 5K fun run! We'll pledge $10 a K if Michael wears nipple bandages - $50 if that's all he wears."
9-10PM CBS, TV-14-V
Season Premiere
"CSI"
"Everyone's doing their part to find Sara, searching her house, the lab...Heck, we even checked the credits. Nothing."
10:01-11PMNBC, TV-14
Season Premiere
"ER"
"The emergency room drama enters its 14th season with a bang – literally, when a bomb explodes at an anti-war rally, injuring Neela."
10-11PM CBS, TV-14
Season Premiere
"Without a Trace"
"A Sudanese adoptee with famous parents turns up missing."
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Date Posted:
9/28/07 12:44pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Ugly Betty" "My Name is Earl" "CIS" "The Office" "ER" "Grey's Anatomy"
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10-11PM CBS, TV-PG-LVSEASON PREMIERE
"Numb3rs" B - Lynette Rice
"This premiere - directed by Tony Scott - wraps up a cliff-hanger involving Colby Granger (Dylan Bruno), the hunky FBI agent who admitted in the season 3 finale that he'd turned spy. Enter Charlie (David Krumholtz) and his fancy talk of a trust metric, another convenient math formula that helps Don (Rob Morrow) and his team realize that double agents with nice biceps deserve a second chance. As usual, the talented cast is more interesting than the story, but the episode deserves a look-see, if only because it features Val Kilmer as a guest spook."
8-9PM CBS, TV-PG-L
Season Premiere
"Ghost Whisperer"
"Yet another ghost (!) hates on Melinda like a flat-chested girl."
9-11PM NBC, TV-14-DSV
Season Premiere
"Las Vegas"
"New boss 1: Tom Selleck. Or his mustache (chain of command is unclear)."
10-11PMSci Fi
Season Premiere
"Stargate Atlantis"
"New boss 2: Amanda Tapping. SG-1 fans spaz in joy."
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Date Posted:
9/30/07 12:54pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Numb3rs" "Stargate Atlantis" "Las Vegas" "Ghost Whisperer"
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9-10:01PMA BC, TV-14-V SEASON PREMIERE
"Desperate Housewives" B - Nicholas Fonseca
"Guess what? Wisteria Lane has a new neighbor! Guess what else? She has a dark secret! If this sounds painfully familiar, stick around anyway: This newbie is played by Dana Delany, whose scenes opposite Marcia Cross hint at some delicious bitchery ahead - and give this sagging show a welcome shot in the keister. "
7-9PM ABC, TV-PG
Season Premiere
"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"
"At least you'll have pretty scenery to cry over: Ty and the gang hit Hawaii."
9-10PM Showtime, TV-MA
Season Premiere
"Dexter"
"Michael C. Hall returns as Dexter. Turns out, the man who honed his killer instincts may not have had "pure" motives. I know!"
9:30-10PM Fox, TV-14-DLSV
Season Premiere
"American Dad"
"Stan, you don't plant false memories of vacations, you plant them of you working."
10-11PM ABC, TV-PG-DL
Season Premiere
"Brothers & Sisters"
"Nice Emmy speech, Sally! Next time, maybe talk about your boobs a little so Fox won't cut you off. Just a suggestion."
10-11PMShowtime, TV-MA
Season Premiere
Brotherhood
Missing The Sopranos? You won't be after taking in the season 2 premiere of Brotherhood. The Caffee clan is back, at least physically if not completely mentally. Yes, Irish mobster Michael (Jason Isaacs) is alive but suffering from the effects of having his head bashed in during last season's finale. Meanwhile, brother/state rep Tommy (Jason Clarke) is navigating treacherous waters after learning the feds are after him and that his wife is a coke-snorting cheater. (Blimey!) C'mon, you want a must-see Mob drama? It's right here for the having. Family dysfunction hasn't been this rich and complex since my TV screen cut to black. A - Dalton Ross
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Date Posted:
10/1/07 12:34pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Desperate Housewives" "Dexter" "American Dad"
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10/1/07 12:35pm (1 edits total)
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8-8:30PM The CW, TV-PG SEASON PREMIERE
"Everybody Hates Chris" A- - Lynette Rice
"After an interminable two-year wait, The CW's dream has finally come true: Chris Rock will guest in the series he helped to create! Tonight, Rock, who continues to narrate the consistently funny show, plays a guidance counselor who gives Chris some tough love over his poor performance on a proficiency exam. Chides Rock's sour Mr. Abbott, ''The way I see it, you're about two bad decisions away from a life of crime!'' No, the real crime is how many of you people are still ignoring this show."
8-8:30PM CBS, TV-PG-DL
Season Premiere
"How I Met Your Mother"
"Pretending to be tourists to pick up chicks will get you nowhere, Motherboys (though actually being a tourist - like guest star Enrique Iglesias - doesn't hurt). The attraction of travelin' men is (1) they can't understand us, (2) they eventually leave. Actually, that kinda sounds like you."
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Date Posted:
10/2/07 12:34pm
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RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Everybody Hates Chris" "How I Met Your Mother"
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8-9PM HBO, TV-14 SEASON PREMIERE
"Five Days" A- - Gillian Flynn
"Busy and gripping, this five-part mystery starts its ticking clock with the disappearance of a British mum and her two children on the way to visit Great-granddad (The Equalizer's Edward Woodward). The first episode sets up a boatload of interwoven characters: a husband under suspicion, an ambitious reporter, a Good Samaritan who gets overinvolved, and myriad shocked detectives, including ITALIC "Songcatcher's"] Janet McTeer. The sheer number of plotlines can be overwhelming, but the images - flowers dropped on the side of the road, a dusty van sliding away — are relentlessly riveting. And the series only gets better from here."
8-8:30PMNBC, TV-PG
Season Premiere
"The Singing Bee"
"Pop quiz: Is this the one hosted by the nonthreatening black guy or the guy from 'N Sync you never fantasized about? Latter."
8-9PM The CW
Season Premiere
"Beauty and the Geek"
"Everything you needed to know you learned in high school: Calculus is useless, Transcendentalism is nice in theory, and no good ever comes from Truth or Dare."
9-10PM CBS, TV-14-DLSV
Season Premiere, Part 2
"The Unit"
"Conspiracies! Spies! Extraordinary rendi�oh, for the love of all that's holy, will you stop staring at Dennis Haysbert's newly buff bod? Sheesh."
9-11PM Bravo
Season Premiere
"Queer Eye: The Final Season"
"The Final Season? Might as well call it Queer Eye: We Swear to God You'll Never See Us After This. Promise. Oh, and Here's Guest Susan Lucci for Your Trouble."
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