Author Topic: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Top Chef: New York"
Zaz 
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
Registered: Oct '98
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Date Posted: 10/3/07 12:42pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "The Unit" "The Singing Bee" "Five Days"
SEASON PREMIERE

"The Sarah Silverman Program" C- - Nicholas Fonseca
"Abortion is no joke. So naturally, Sarah makes plenty about the subject in this premiere. There are a few well-earned laughs (and I'm going to hell for just typing that), but ultimately, this episode is fatally flawed thanks to a stupid Dungeons & Dragons-themed subplot that's as unoriginal (and unfunny) as it sounds."


10-10:30PM Comedy Central, TV-MA
Season Premiere

"South Park"

"We have no idea what those kids will do. Neither does Comedy Central."

 

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Palpateen 
Registered: Apr '00
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Date Posted: 10/3/07 10:46pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Sarah Silverman" & "South Park"

South Park? Is that tired old thing still on?

 

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timmoishere 
Registered: Jun '07
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Date Posted: 10/3/07 11:13pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Sarah Silverman" & "South Park"
South Park will never be tired and old, because it always draws inspiration from real events. The Chris Hanson stuff tonight was hilarious.

 

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Zaz 
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
Registered: Oct '98
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Date Posted: 10/4/07 12:37pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Sarah Silverman" & "South Park"
Tonight, tonight....

8:30-9PM NBC, TV-PG-D SEASON PREMIERE

"30 Rock" A- - Henry Goldblatt
''This is going to be our year,'' says Jack (Alec Baldwin) to Liz (Tina Fey). Lucky for us, ''our year'' finds Liz sulking in an unneeded wedding dress and Jack developing a new reality hit, MILF Island (''25 superhot moms, 50 eighth graders, no rules''). The bonus: Jerry Seinfeld playing himself, peeved at NBC for splicing old footage of him into its current shows. (SeinfeldVision!) So he threatens to ''buy NBC and turn it into the biggest Lane Bryant in midtown.'' As long as they play 30 Rock in the dressing rooms, Jer, we're in."


I laughed so hard at this description, I may have to watch this.

 

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Zaz 
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
Registered: Oct '98
40038_Jawa
Date Posted: 10/5/07 11:42am Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "30 Rock"
9-10PM NBC, TV-PG SEASON PREMIERE
"Friday Night Lights"

"Kyle Chandler and crew tackle love, work, and the occasional running back. Now on Fridays, with 50 percent more scheduling logic!"

 

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Zaz 
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
Registered: Oct '98
40038_Jawa
Date Posted: 10/12/07 12:59pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Law & Order"; "Supernanny" "Wife Swap" - Date Edited: 1/2 12:32pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Zaz
10-11PM ABC Season Premiere
"Men in Trees" B-

"We’re so happy to see our favorite romantic fable again that we're willing to overlook a few things. Namely inane stuff like Marin (Anne Heche) and flirt partner Cash (Scott Elrod) hiking up a mountain while an artic cyclone threatens, and metaphors hat hit as hard as Jack (James Tupper) slugs Cash. Amen, at least, to that one. — Jennifer Armstrong"


9-10PM ABC, TV-14-V
Series Debut

"Women's Murder Club"

"You like the book series, love you some crime procedurals, and are practically twitterpated over Angie Harmon, so this seems done-dealish."


11PM-MIDNIGHTLifetime, TV-14-V
Season Premiere

"Blood Ties"

"Who said Moonlight had cornered the market on sexy vampires? That's just plain batty…Batty? Get it? Oh, never mind."

 

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Zaz 
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
Registered: Oct '98
40038_Jawa
Date Posted: 10/24/07 12:07pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Men in Trees", "Women's Murder Club" & "Blood Ties"
Tonight:

9-10:01PM NBC, TV-PG
SERIES DEBUT
"Phenomenon"

"Uri Geller and Criss Angel are looking for you, provided you can move things with your mind. Homeland Security probably wants a word too."

Uri Geller is ye giant faker.

 

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--Revolutionist 
Registered: Oct '07
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Date Posted: 10/24/07 12:41pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Phenomenon"
This show looks good, even if they are fake it is their job you know.

 

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Zaz 
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
Registered: Oct '98
40038_Jawa
Date Posted: 10/24/07 12:44pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Phenomenon"
Sure. At one time, however, he claimed to have special powers. Bunk.

 

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--Revolutionist 
Registered: Oct '07
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Date Posted: 10/24/07 5:34pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Phenomenon"
Obviously he has special powers.

having the last name angel makes you an angel, duh.

Which century are you living in, Zaz?

 

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Zaz 
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
Registered: Oct '98
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Date Posted: 10/25/07 12:34pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Phenomenon"
9:31-10:01PM NBC, TV-14 SEASON PREMIERE
"Scrubs" B

"Things pick up with J.D. (Zach Braff) and Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) near-kiss without getting too Meredith-and-McDreamy about it. But the kissin' colleagues don't get off the hook easily, either, and (without giving too much away) the consequences for Elliot's engagement are classic Scrubs. Sure, the wacky doc-com doesn't feel as fresh as it did before the influx of other single-camera comedies with pathos, but with J.D. in the homestretch of (finally) growing up - and the knowledge that this is, in fact, Scrubs' last season - that's far from a hopeless diagnosis." Jennifer Armstrong

10-11PM NBC, TV-14
SEASON PREMIERE

"Iconoclasts"

"Don't run! The point is for Sean Penn to let Jon Krakauer do most of the talking."

I'm interested in Jon Krakauer. Sean Penn not so much. This must be about "Into the Wild", which Krakauer wrote, and Penn directed.



 

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dp4m 
Registered: Nov '01
13878_Luke Skywalker<br>Dark Empire
Date Posted: 10/25/07 12:56pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Scrubs" & "Iconoclasts"
I pretty much stopped watching Iconoclasts when my sister stopped directing them. tongue

 

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Zaz 
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
Registered: Oct '98
40038_Jawa
Date Posted: 10/30/07 12:12pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Scrubs" & "Iconoclasts"
10-11PM FX, TV-MA SEASON PREMIERE!
Nip/Tuck

"We're happy to report that Nip/Tuck, having undergone some reconstructive surgery, looks years younger! Completely rejuvenated! Fresh faced! We just wonder if they’ll admit they’ve had work done." B+

 

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darth_frared 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 10/30/07 2:17pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Nip/Tuck"
oh, i miss watching this show! it's so fabulous!

 

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Sith_Sensei__Prime 
Registered: May '00
Date Posted: 10/30/07 5:02pm Subject: RE: SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! "Nip/Tuck"
Nip/Tuck could use less Rosie O'Donnell, but I'm looking forward to the season premiere.

 

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