Author Topic: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc.“Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.”
Zaz 
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Registered: Oct '98
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Date Posted: 6/22 9:13am Subject: RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc. 9. Doom (2005) “Semper fi, m***********!”
Next: 8. Hellbreeder (2004) “Are you sure you saw what you think you thought you saw?”

"Er. Yes? No? What’s the right answer here?"

 

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Zaz 
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
Registered: Oct '98
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Date Posted: 6/23 7:33pm Subject: RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc. “Are you sure you saw what you think you thought you sa
7. Jawbreaker (1999) “Some of the sweetest candies are sour as death inside.”

"One of the worst police officers ever utters this nonsense in the middle of a discussion about a high school murder carried out using… a jawbreaker. This movie sucked. (Sucked – like you suck candy? Get it? Okay, then.)"

 

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Zaz 
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Date Posted: 6/24 11:09pm Subject: RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc.“Some of the sweetest candies are sour as death inside.”
6. Pulse (2006) “Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.”

"Really? Okay."

 

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Drew_Atreides 
Registered: Apr '02
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Date Posted: 6/25 2:23pm Subject: RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc.“Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.”
That makes me think of that awful line in "X-Men"...

"You know what happens to toad when he's struck by lightning? THE SAME THING AS EVERYTHING ElSE!"

Well why did you even bother bringing it up then? Jerk.

 

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-polymath- 
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Date Posted: 6/25 3:10pm Subject: RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc.“Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.”
The most disgusting line of dialogue to have ever made it onscreen came from Cameron Diaz' mouth in the movie Vanilla Sky. Anyone who has seen that movie knows what I am writing about.


sick

 

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The2ndQuest 
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Date Posted: 6/25 3:41pm Subject: RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc.“Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.”
Drew_Atreides posted:
That makes me think of that awful line in "X-Men"...

"You know what happens to toad when he's struck by lightning? THE SAME THING AS EVERYTHING ElSE!"

Well why did you even bother bringing it up then? Jerk.


To be fair- that line's problem isn't the line itself, but rather the delivery. Singer and Berry completely missed the mark. It's delivered so seriously and the "same thing" part is delivered as if it's supposed to be a badass line. But it's not- the second part in particular is supposed to be more sarcastic in a "same thing as everything else, idiot.". It's one of Whedon's lines, IIRC, so you have to kinda give it that Whedon-show-wit context for it to work.

 

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Penguinator-176 
Registered: May '05
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Date Posted: 6/25 8:52pm Subject: RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc.“Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.”
Zaz posted:
I'll take your word for it. happy

Next: "9. Doom (2005) “Semper fi, m***********!”

“Always faithful, m***********”? Er. What?"



The thing here is that it's like Sam Jackson's best line from Snakes on a Plane; it's the Rock being badass and dropping F-bombs, it doesn't need to make sense because it's awesome.

 

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