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The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc.“Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.”
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Yodas-evil-twin
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2/17 2:34pm
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RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc. "I've died a little each day since you came into my lif
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It wasn't that bad compared to some of the other stuff.
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MarcusP2
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2/17 3:43pm
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RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc. "I've died a little each day since you came into my lif
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Zaz posted:
A nomination from EW: Celeste Fri, Feb 8, 2008 at 09:30 PM EST
"From "On Deadly Ground," Seagal to a man he just beat up: "What does it take to change the essence of a man?" The response: "Time...I just need more time."
And as much as I love Dirty Harry, the line following the "Do you feel lucky" monologue..."I gots to know!!"
Not only is the dialogue stupid, Seagal can't read a line and sound like a human being. It's a gift, of a kind. 
It's even more LOLworthy IIRC, because I think that happens just after Seagal has played that handslapping game with the dude and *then* beat him up.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDgxmhApOo8
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The2ndQuest
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2/17 4:11pm
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RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc. "I've died a little each day since you came into my lif
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Yeah, this may not be as terrible as the fireplace scene, but it's still fairly unsalvageable and probably the second moment the Love Pledge scene falls flat with no chance of recovery (the "I thought we had decided not to fall in love." line being the first). Williams' music is an ample enough crutch that the scene can move along and give us some kind of emotional buzz from the arena reveal, but I can't help but wonder how spectacular a feeling that moment may have provided had the Love Pledge not sucked.
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Cinnamon_Windu
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Harrison Ford's "I know" is the best ad-lib in movie history.
"I thought we had decided not to fall in love" makes no sense. Falling in love isn't something you decide to do or not do; it just happens.
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DarthBoba
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2/18 10:14am
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I thought it worked pretty well, actually. Showed (to me at least) that no matter what they did, they were gonna get married regardless.
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Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon
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RE: The Worst Movie Dialogue Ever: Now Disc."If you put our heads together you'd hear a hollow noise
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Don't forget the other REALLY stupid line about 'it looks like our lives are going to be ended.' I can't remember the setup line, all I remember is that the exchange stinks.
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Bacon164
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2/18 10:37am
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I've decided that the best solution is to put the prequels in black and white, put some film grain on them, and say they were made in the 1930s.
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2/18 10:38am
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Cinnamon_Windu posted:
"I thought we had decided not to fall in love" makes no sense. Falling in love isn't something you decide to do or not do; it just happens.
My thoughts exactly.
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soitscometothis
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2/18 10:39am
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Bacon164 posted:
I've decided that the best solution is to put the prequels in black and white, put some film grain on them, and say they were made in the 1930s.
Muting the dialogue improves things a lot.
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2/18 10:48am
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But the music and visuals in taht scene are so beautiful 
I never listen to Anakin and Padmé. I think my mind has always just thought, "Oh, stupid little teenagers". It's stupid but it doesn't bother me. I have honestly heard people their age (and older!) say things like that. The PT is about Obi-Wan and Anakin to me, anyway, and I think that works really well.
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Obi-Wan and Jango certainly had more chemistry than Anakin and Padme.
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Obi-Wan is the PT to me. It might seem weird, but I have cared about Obi-Wan's story since I was a little kid. It took me until I was a teenager to care at all about the Skywalkers
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Bacon164 posted:
I've decided that the best solution is to put the prequels in black and white, put some film grain on them, and say they were made in the 1930s.
There's somebody on this site in Saga who's actually done that with still images from the films. I think the visual interpretation thread down there, not sure though.
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Drac39
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That line is no where near as bad as the good ol sand bit
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The sand line is shakespeare compared to the dialogue of fireplace and love pledge scenes. Though awkward, at least there's a logical sense to the line from Anakin's POV and the context it's being delivered in. On the flipside, you can;t decide to fall in love or not, so right away that line has shakier ground to stand upon.
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