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TV Series Return: "Frank TV"
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
3/17 12:16pm
Subject:
TV Series Return: "Frank TV"
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10/21 12:32pm (22 edits total)
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8-8:30PM CBS, TV-PG-DL
Series Return
The Big Bang Theory
"Wait, why did Sheldon and Leonard fight, again? Crap, these returning shows are picking up where they left off, not where we did."
8:30-9PM CBS, TV-PG-D
Series Return
How I Met Your Mother
"As usual, Ted'll get to Mom later, right now he's gonna tell us how he scored with guest Vanessa Minnillo."
9-9:30PM CBS, TV-14
Series Return
Two and a Half Men
"Charlie gives the twice-divorced Alan a lesson in how to break up with women. Because his two divorces were just a warm-up."
God. Is this still on?
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
3/22 9:09pm
Subject:
RE: TV Series Return: "Dirty Jobs"
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10/7 12:13pm (1 edits total)
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9-9:30PM The CW, TV-14-DL
Series Return
"The Game"
"Speaking of which, Jason's wife is sick of his juicing."
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somethingfamiliar
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Date Posted:
3/22 11:36pm
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RE: TV Series Return: "The Game"
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Zaz posted:
Two and a Half Men
"Charlie gives the twice-divorced Alan a lesson in how to break up with women. Because his two divorces were just a warm-up."
God. Is this still on?
I know! That seems to be my reaction every time I flip through the channels and land on CBS.
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
3/24 2:47pm
Subject:
RE: TV Series Return: "The Game"
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3/24 3:00pm (1 edits total)
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10-11PM MTV, TV-PG-L EW MUST WATCH OF THE WEEK
Series Return
"The Hills" B+
EW: "Bonjour, Lauren and Whitney! The gal pals start off a 10-episode mini-season of MTV's incredibly addictive reality series in France, and not since Sarah Jessica Parker hit the City of Lights on Sex and the City has Paris looked so romantic and couture-rific! In town for the glamorous Crillon Ball, the girls meet adorably dirty-looking French men and are styled in Alberta Ferretti gowns. This is reality, after all! Back home, things are less pretty when Spencer ambushes Heidi at her parents' house in Colorado. We much prefer our TV vacations to be more glamorous and Pratt-free. — Tim Stack"
Never seen this, but then I've never watched "Sex in the City" either.
10-11PM CBS, TV-14
Series Return
"CSI: Miami"
"The murder of a bride leads investigators (including guest star Elizabeth Berkley as Horatio's ex, Julia) to a strip club. It marks the only time a line like ''Can't, honey, headin' to the strip club tonight'' might actually fly."
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Darth Dark Helmet
Title: Manager Emeritus
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Dec '99
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Date Posted:
3/24 2:57pm
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RE: TV Series Return: "The Hills" & "CSI: Miami"
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I think if I ever find myself willingly watching an episode of the Hills, it's a sign that it might be time to kill myself.
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
4/3 1:51pm
Subject:
RE: TV Series Return: "The Hills" & "CSI: Miami"
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8-9PM NBC, TV-14
Series Return
My Name is Earl
"Paris Hilton visits. Carry on."
9-10PM CBS, TV-14-V
Series Return
CSI
"Everyone has the flu! Just what this team needs: more bodily secretions."
10:01-11PM CBS, TV-PG
Series Return
Without a Trace
"Jack goes rogue to bring down a doc performing illegal abortions and ends up putting his own life on the line. Just like every other loose cannon named Jack on television these days."
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Spiderfan
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Mar '04
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Date Posted:
4/3 1:55pm
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RE: TV Series Return: "My Name is Earl"; "CSI" & "Without a Trace"
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Don't forget Battlestar Galactica returns tomorrow and for the Brits Doctor Who is back. 
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
4/4 3:59pm
Subject:
RE: TV Series Return: "My Name is Earl"; "CSI" & "Without a Trace"
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8-9PMCBS, TV-PG
Series Return
"Ghost Whisperer"
"A certain someone is being haunted by their dead dad. Wait, it’s not Melinda? Variety is the spice of afterlife!"
9-10PM ABC
Series Return
"Duel"
"New format makes this quizzer 26 percent gamier!"
10-11PM Sci Fi, TV-14-LV
"Battlestar Galactica"
"I’m a Cylon, he’s a Cylon, she’s a Cylon, we’re a Cylon, wouldn’t you like to be a Cylon too?"
10-11PM CBS, TV-PG
Series Return
"NUMB3RS"
"Don arrests the wrong guy, who turns out to be a bad guy, just not the right bad guy he was originally looking for. That's not numbers; that's dumb luck."
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Soontir-Fel
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Date Posted:
4/4 4:09pm
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RE: TV Series Return: "Ghost Whisperer"; "Battlestar Galactica" & "Numb3rs"
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I'm so excited for BSG that my erection has lasted over 72 hours.
Huh. I should see a doctor.
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
4/4 4:14pm
Subject:
RE: TV Series Return: "Ghost Whisperer"; "Battlestar Galactica" & "Numb3rs"
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Or stop taking viagra... 
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
4/7 12:42pm
Subject:
RE: TV Series Return: "Ghost Whisperer"; "Battlestar Galactica" & "Numb3rs"
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9:32-10:02PM ABC, TV-PG-L
Series Return
"Samantha Who?"
"Sam shares her pad with her ex and his new squeeze. Progress! At least now she knows she's self-loathing."
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Date Posted:
4/8 12:47pm
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RE: TV Series Return: "Samantha Who?"
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8-9PM CBS, TV-PG
Series Return
NCIS
"The NCIS team stakes out a warehouse hoping to find a missing naval radar but witnesses a murder instead. Don't you hate when that happens?"
10:02-11PM ABC, TV-14
Series Return
Boston Legal
"Alan and Jerry take on a talk show when a woman is murdered after saying ''no thanks'' to an on-air marriage proposal. What a great way to spice up The Bachelor."
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
4/10 1:15pm
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RE: TV Series Return: "NCIS" & "Boston Legal"
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9:31-10:01PM NBC, TV-PG
Series Return
"Scrubs"
"Turk learns Spanish as an anniversary gift to Carla. I hope he remembers more than I do from high school Spanish. Dónde está el baño?"
10:01-11PM NBC, TV-14
Series Return
"ER"
"Gates (John Stamos) treats a young patient with heart troubles. Have mercy!"
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LilyHobbitJedi
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Aug '05
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Date Posted:
4/10 2:53pm
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RE: TV Series Return: "ER" & "Scrubs"
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I'm so excited for Scrubs tonight!
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Date Posted:
4/13 5:27pm
Subject:
RE: TV Series Return: "ER" & "Scrubs"
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9-10PM ABC, TV-14 MUST WATCH OF THE WEEK
Series Return
Preview
"Desperate Housewives"
"Before the writers' strike yanked Wisteria Lane out from under us, the brewing tension between Bree (Marcia Cross) and newcomer Katherine (Dana Delany) was making for the most delicious duel on TV. Now Desperate is back and promises to finally reveal some of Katherine's dirty secrets. We're dying to know: What could make husband Adam (Nathan Fillion) walk out on her? Where's her first husband? Was her sometimes-amnesiac daughter, Dylan (Lyndsy Fonseca), victim to some sick child-replacement scheme? Like Bree, we've stopped hoping to get Katherine's recipe for her famous lemon meringue pie, but we'll settle for a feast of tasty revelations. — Tanner Stransky"
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Zaz
Title: Manager, The Ampitheatre
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Oct '98
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Date Posted:
4/14 1:05pm
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RE: TV Series Return: "Desperate Housewives"
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8-9PM Fox, TV-14-DLSV MUST WATCH OF THE WEEK
Series Return
"Bones" A-
"The case is about an ace motorcyclist found (minus his skin) in a bubbling mud pit. But we don't watch this show for the corpses, we watch for the kooky — like when therapist Dr. Sweets (John Francis Daley) thinks forensic specialist Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and FBI agent Booth (David Boreanaz) need to be more social, and drags them on a ceramics-class double date with his girlfriend. It's that kind of nutty goodness that makes you appreciate Bones' singular talent: balancing compelling crimes with humor, complicated relationships, and fully articulated characters — who, by the way, can stop arguing about who's best. Clearly they share the title of King of the Lab."
9-10PMThe CW
Series Return
"One Tree Hill"
"Lucas tries to move on after Lindsey leaves him at the altar. There's always a spot open on my couch, Mr. Murray."
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