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Armenian_Jedi 
Registered: Mar '03
8190_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 3/11 7:08pm Subject: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
not making this up tongue


Go Astros!


 

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JMJacenSolo 
Registered: May '06
Date Posted: 3/11 7:45pm Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
You're on a roll with new threads.

 

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George_Roper 
Title: RICHARDSON/Forum Feud Champion
 Registered: May '05
23542_Sidious
Date Posted: 3/11 7:47pm Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
So he's on 'roids?

 

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Armenian_Jedi 
Registered: Mar '03
8190_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 3/11 7:56pm Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
JMJacenSolo posted:
You're on a roll with new threads.


how could I pass up an opportunity with this one? tongue

 

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Lane_Winree 
Registered: Mar '06
16508_Wedge Antilles
Date Posted: 3/11 8:04pm Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
I can top this.

Felix Pie out for 3-5 days due to testicular torsion.

In layman's terms, a twisted testicle.

le OUCH!

 

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DarthIntegral 
Title: Manager
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 Registered: Jul '05
6058_Dexter Jettster
Date Posted: 3/11 8:09pm Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
George_Roper posted:
So he's on 'roids?
I lol'ed

 

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Rogue...Jedi 
Title: Arena Manager
 Registered: Jan '00
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Date Posted: 3/11 8:47pm Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
TMI. At both of those.

 
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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 3/12 6:59am Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
Hahahaha!!!

 

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imperial_dork 
Title: Manager Emeritus
 Registered: Aug '03
46306_Holiday Special: Ackmena
Date Posted: 3/12 7:39am Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
"Famous People With Fissures"

Wow. laugh

 

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yankee8255 
Registered: May '05
23980_Luke
Date Posted: 3/12 7:42am Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
If he's having trouble finding a good doctor, tell him to take the NYC subway -- theres a Dr. Z who always advertises there. Right next to the Julio and Marisol comic strip.

 

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darth_gersh 
Registered: Feb '05
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Date Posted: 3/12 8:44am Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
HAHA cubies.

 

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Armenian_Jedi 
Registered: Mar '03
8190_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 3/14 7:46pm Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
looks like the anal fissure is more serious then they thought

he'll undergo surgery to repair the anal fissure.

it's gotta suck to have an anal fissure.

anal fissure.

 

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CmndrCodi2 
Registered: Mar '08
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Date Posted: 3/18 2:25pm Subject: RE: Kaz Matsui to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure
Wow, next thing you know, people are going to be spraining their livers and hyper-extending their kidneys if weird injuries like these keep happening!

 

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