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SHAUN-FOREVER 
Registered: Nov '04
23532_Jedi Master Mario
Date Posted: 3/16/05 9:55am Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
Clash Of The Force.

 

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Chewy_Rocky_Horror 
Registered: Mar '02
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Date Posted: 3/16/05 1:54pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
Originally posted by MrC123:

"The Star Wars Movie That No Critics Will Ever Like."

You can add "And Rightfully So" to the end of the sentence.

How about:

"Uncle George Ruins The Star Wars Saga by Creating Jar Jar Stinks, Writing Poor Scripts with Horrible Dialogue, Casting Jake Lloyd and Using Too Much CGI."

CRH

 

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WLDB 
Registered: Jan '04
23041_Anakin's Ghost<br>Hayden
Date Posted: 3/16/05 3:56pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
"A Waste of an Episode"

 

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Tyler_Boydston 
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 3/16/05 7:37pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
It should be called... The First Ten Steps to be a Dark Lord

 

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Lurking_Around 
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 3/16/05 9:39pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
"The One Where The Kid Shouts Yippie!"

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Lulu_Mars 
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 3/16/05 11:26pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
I agree with Lars Muul. "The Phantom Menace" is perfect!

 

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Darth Kruel 
Registered: Jun '00
6908_Anakin's Shadow
Date Posted: 3/17/05 1:33am Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
Guardians of Peace and Justice

 

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ObiWanCon 
Registered: Apr '04
45742_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 3/17/05 2:16pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode I: The Birth of Darkness

Star Wars Episode I: A Dark Shadow Falls

Star Wars Episode I: The Chosen One

Star Wars Episode I: The Rise of Darkness




one of the above

 

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Malikus 
Registered: Mar '05
6407_Darth Vader<br>Concept Art
Date Posted: 3/17/05 5:36pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
I think The Phantom Menace is a perfect title. Its mysterous, aplicable and wonerfully free of the "of the" most of the fan submissions posess. I don't really understand why fans think every title needs to echo this.

e.g. Balance OF THE Force, Return OF THE Sith.

Isn't Attack OF THE Clones, Revenge OF THE Sith and Return OF THE Jedi enough?

I do think that the title of RotS beutifully mirrors RotJ though. Plus, the suggested title of "Expensive" was really funny.

 

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black_saber 
Registered: Apr '02
40094_Anakin
Date Posted: 3/17/05 7:18pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
Riddence from within.

 

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WLDB 
Registered: Jan '04
23041_Anakin's Ghost<br>Hayden
Date Posted: 3/17/05 10:13pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
This one is lame, but I have to say it:


Return of the Sith

 

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Darth_Lacerus 
Registered: Dec '04
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Date Posted: 3/18/05 11:07am Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
I would actually call it The Phantom Menace, but take away Episode I.

Then I would change Episode II to Episode I and Episode III to Episode II.

Then Lucas can refilm Episode III and show the jedi purge and the Rise of the Empire.

HENCE....Episode III: Rise of the Empire.

 

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Ed-A_1978 
Registered: Jul '04
6531_Bart Vader
Date Posted: 3/18/05 11:24am Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
"Uncle George Ruins The Star Wars Saga by Creating Jar Jar Stinks, Writing Poor Scripts with Horrible Dialogue, Casting Jake Lloyd and Using Too Much CGI."

I've got a better one:
"Uncle George begins his Star Wars Prequels with a fim that fans endlessy whine and moan about Jar Jar Binks, the script, the dialogue, Jake lloyd and the amount of CGI and claim he has ruined the saga".

 

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MrC123 
Registered: Oct '04
20936_Han & Chewie
Date Posted: 3/18/05 12:16pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
Posted by Chewy_Rocky_Horror:
"Uncle George Ruins The Star Wars Saga by Creating Jar Jar Stinks, Writing Poor Scripts with Horrible Dialogue, Casting Jake Lloyd and Using Too Much CGI."

Then shall we rename ROTJ:

"Uncle George already ruined the Star Wars Saga by creating Ewoks, making Boba Fett die like a loser, directing a coked up Carrie Fischer, a poor acting Mark Hamill, and bored Harrison Ford, and using the Muppet Show for most of the Jabba Scenes, all while re-using the same 'let's blow up the deathstar routine,' and having the lamest ending of all the Star Wars Saga."

IMO, complaining about CGI in the PT is like complaining about using puppets in the OT. Sorry, I just don't get it. Do puppets look more realistic or something? Or maybe you prefer clay models?

 

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Deeysew 
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 3/18/05 1:20pm Subject: RE: If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace
Pinocchio Meets the Jedi Council

 

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