Author Topic: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER...Eavesdropping
KSA  237 posts
Registered: Apr '03
6289_A-Wing
Date Posted: 11/7/03 10:09pm Subject: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER...Eavesdropping - Date Edited: 10/13/04 3:12pm (8 edits total) Edited By: Herman Snerd
I was bored.

Seriously, I thought ths would be fun to write.

I made a schedule for posts:

Saturday: 1-3 posts

Sunday: 1-3 posts

Monday: 0-1 posts

Tuesday: 0-1 posts

Wednesday: 0-2 posts

Thursdays: 0-1 posts

Friday: 0-2 posts

There are days when you just can't post, and days where you could rewrite Moby Dick. I apoligize in advance if this schedule isn't followed exactly. I'll try to keep readers posted as best I can.

HANAKIN SOLOWALKER

Summary: Anakin and Han are trapped together for a whole weekend.

Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Han Solo, Padme Amidala, Leia Solo, Luke Skywalker, The Solo twins

Time: 5 years after ROTJ time period

Notes: This is AU.

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HANAKIN SOLOWALKER

The bright summer day started off like any other summer day on Naboo. Except for the fact that instead of waking up to my beautiful wife's face, I woke up to Jacen jumping on me.

"Goo' mornin', Gran'pa!" My 3-year-old grandson called. "Daddy said you play wif me!"

Han. Why did I ever let him marry Leia? Why coudn't she stay single like Luke? Why? Why?

"Com' on, Gran'pa!"

"Just a few more minutes, Jacen," I grumbled. The last time I had begged to stay in bed longer was when I was Obi-Wan's padawan!

"Gran'ma! Hello! It's Jaina!" Now there was two of them!

To my complete surrise, Padme jumped off the bed and proceeded to the restroom to get dressed. Why'd she scoot so quick?

 

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Solo_Fan  1631 posts
Registered: Feb '03
6280_Harrison Ford
Date Posted: 11/7/03 11:01pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."WHY COULDN'T LEIA STAY SINGLE?"
Intriguing beginning. I definitely like the fact that both Anakin and Padme are still alive, and together. Anakin's muttering about why he ever let Han marry Leia was amusing. Looking forward to more posts. happy

 

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DarthIshtar  47107 posts
Title: Former CR
Registered: Mar '01
44374_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 11/7/03 11:37pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."WHY COULDN'T LEIA STAY SINGLE?"
Interesting concept to start out with. happy Keep going.

 

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starwarsfan68  888 posts
Registered: May '03
Date Posted: 11/8/03 5:11pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."WHY COULDN'T LEIA STAY SINGLE?"
Interesting. I'll read on when you post.

 

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KSA  237 posts
Registered: Apr '03
6289_A-Wing
Date Posted: 11/8/03 9:22pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."WHY COULDN'T LEIA STAY SINGLE?"
Thanks to all readers for clicking.

I have 2 and a half other fics, so i'm busy. (I'll be shameless. The others are Though Obi's Eyes, Ani and the In-Laws, and Did You Bring Me Chocolate? in A Pre Epi II Ani & Padme Challenge.)

Anyway...

She glanced nervously over her shoulder. Above my head. I looked up. Leia and Captain Idiot are not leaving kids here anymore.

Jacen then dropped the Nubian Claw Crab on me.

"Crabby wanded t' say hello!" Jacen yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Don't you like Crabby, Gran'pa?" Jaina put in.

After the crab was extracted fom my face, I joined Padme at the breakfast table. She had just supplied me with a waffle and what she called 'sausages'. They tasted suspiciously like tofu. Then came a knock at the door.

"I'll get it," Luke said, excusing himself from the table.

"First," I asked. "Who is it?"

Luke reached out. "Leia and Han."

"Damn it. I thought she was with a Hutt." Luke laughed, but Padme glared at me. She then tried to catch a plate of 'sausages' being thrown by Jacen. He'll be a good player in Long Toss for sure. Anyway, Luke prevented them from hitting the floor.

I would have let it drop. I hate 'sausages'.

I then threw open the door with the Force. The Hutt and my daughter walked in.

"Hello, Grandpa," Han the Hutt said.

"Hello, Private," I replied.

"Hi, Dad," Leia said, hugging me. "Did they behave allright?"

"Yes, but then I met Crabby." Han grinned. I searched his head before he realized I was there. There ought to be a sign up saying Han's Brain, Population: 0.

I'll get you, Hutt-Head. You'll never escape my wath. You'll never be forgiven for giving Jacen that mean crab.

I coud very easily see Han's ship losing a couple parts and pieces.

 

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darth_shockwave  107 posts
Registered: Apr '03
7542_Maul and Ewok
Date Posted: 11/9/03 2:29am Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Han. Why did I ever let him marry Leia? Why coudn't she stay single like Luke? Why? Why?

wait till Mara Jade pops up

Is obi-Wan still alive in this alternate universe? Dit Anakin even become Vader?

 

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GreatOne  3725 posts
Registered: May '03
6297_Millennium Falcon
Date Posted: 11/9/03 6:34am Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Why am I not surprised Anakin Skywalker hates being a grandfather? Most people LOVE being grandparents.... except evil Sith Lords, of course! Go Han! Make LOTS more kids with Leia! hehe.....

 

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darth_shockwave  107 posts
Registered: Apr '03
7542_Maul and Ewok
Date Posted: 11/9/03 7:21am Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0" - Date Edited: 11/9/03 7:25am (1 edits total) Edited By: darth_shockwave
and call the next one Anakin tongue

 

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Solo_Fan  1631 posts
Registered: Feb '03
6280_Harrison Ford
Date Posted: 11/9/03 11:11am Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
A Han/Anakin battle of wits should be interesting. And, I think Han and Leia should keep having Anakin and Padme babysit Jacen and Jaina. This is a fun story so far!! Good work.

 

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A-Windsor  868 posts
Registered: Apr '03
20932_Padmé Skywalker
Date Posted: 11/9/03 12:29pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Hehehehehe. Poor Han! Anakin always picks on him!!!

More soon! Please!



A. Windsor

 

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starwarsfan68  888 posts
Registered: May '03
Date Posted: 11/9/03 2:19pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Can't believe Anakin dislikes Han so much. Can't wait for more.

 

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diamond_pony2002  1951 posts
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24060_Padme and Anakin
Date Posted: 11/9/03 3:07pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Han's Brain, Population: 0.

I'll get you, Hutt-Head. You'll never escape my wath. You'll never be forgiven for giving Jacen that mean crab.


THIS IS SO GREAT!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was wondering, is Obi in this? Or is he dead? Did Ani turn back from the darkside and this is after he killed him? TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!!

 

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Peregrine7  168 posts
Registered: Oct '03
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Date Posted: 11/9/03 6:01pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Don't delve too deeply here, folks.

This is pure comedy; farce. Extremely funny stuff, but it doesn't need that kind of depth. Let's just enjoy the laughs, and the welcome break from all the (well-written) angst floating around.

 

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KSA  237 posts
Registered: Apr '03
6289_A-Wing
Date Posted: 11/16/03 3:42pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Thanks for everyone's patience!

NO DARKSIDE ANYTHING! OBI-WAN IS CURRENTLY FISHING ON ALDERAAN!

And you hit the nail on the head, PERIGRINE 7. Though I still hope you think this is well written.

And if you like this chech out my other fics: ANI AND THE IN-LAWS and THROUGH OBI'S EYES. Both are humor.

Now...

I followed Padme, Leia, and Han into the kitchen. Padme passed Han some 'sausages' and Leia poured herself a cup of tea.

"So, honey," Padme began. "Are you all set for the meeting on Coruscant?"

What meeting? Oh, yes, the PRESERVATION OF MID-RIM WILDLIFE.

"Yeah, I think so. I packed all of Jacen and Jaina's things last night."

"The twins are coming with you?" I asked.

"Yes, Dad. Han and I decided that would be best. My friend Winter is coming along, too, so I'll have help."

Probably better than leaving them with that crook and that wookie friend of his.

"And what are you going to be up to this weekend, Han?" Padme questioned.

Probably gambling and drinking, Padme.

She shot me a dirty look. It amazes me how well she can pick up my thoughts. 'What thoughts?' she says.

"No idea."

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I will post later. I hope.

 

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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra, Hall of fame New York Yankee Catcher
I can call someone a dumb knucklehead and it'd be ok. 2 negatives equal
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A-Windsor  868 posts
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20932_Padmé Skywalker
Date Posted: 11/16/03 4:42pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."CROOKS AND THEIR WOOKIE FRIENDS"
lol, goodness, Han gets no love!!


A. Windsor

 

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CrystalKenobi  4638 posts
Registered: Jul '03
Date Posted: 11/16/03 6:22pm Subject: RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."CROOKS AND THEIR WOOKIE FRIENDS"
Oh this is good. Just found it.

 

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