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HANAKIN SOLOWALKER...Eavesdropping
KSA
Registered:
Apr '03
Date Posted:
11/7/03 10:09pm
Subject:
HANAKIN SOLOWALKER...Eavesdropping
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Date Edited:
10/13/04 3:12pm
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Edited By:
Herman Snerd
I was bored.
Seriously, I thought ths would be fun to write.
I made a schedule for posts:
Saturday: 1-3 posts
Sunday: 1-3 posts
Monday: 0-1 posts
Tuesday: 0-1 posts
Wednesday: 0-2 posts
Thursdays: 0-1 posts
Friday: 0-2 posts
There are days when you just can't post, and days where you could rewrite
Moby Dick
. I apoligize in advance if this schedule isn't followed exactly. I'll try to keep readers posted as best I can.
HANAKIN SOLOWALKER
Summary: Anakin and Han are trapped together for a whole weekend.
Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Han Solo, Padme Amidala, Leia Solo, Luke Skywalker, The Solo twins
Time: 5 years after ROTJ time period
Notes: This is AU.
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HANAKIN SOLOWALKER
The bright summer day started off like any other summer day on Naboo. Except for the fact that instead of waking up to my beautiful wife's face, I woke up to Jacen jumping on me.
"Goo' mornin', Gran'pa!" My 3-year-old grandson called. "Daddy said you play wif me!"
Han. Why did I ever let him marry Leia? Why coudn't she stay single like Luke? Why? Why?
"Com' on, Gran'pa!"
"Just a few more minutes, Jacen," I grumbled. The last time I had begged to stay in bed longer was when I was Obi-Wan's padawan!
"Gran'ma! Hello! It's Jaina!" Now there was two of them!
To my complete surrise, Padme jumped off the bed and proceeded to the restroom to get dressed.
Why'd she scoot so quick?
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The Red Sox killed my Father and they're coming after me. - A Suffering Red Sox fan.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra, Hall of fame New York Yankee Catcher
I can call someone a dumb knucklehead and it'd be ok. 2 negatives equal
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Solo_Fan
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Feb '03
Date Posted:
11/7/03 11:01pm
Subject:
RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."WHY COULDN'T LEIA STAY SINGLE?"
Intriguing beginning. I definitely like the fact that both Anakin and Padme are still alive, and together. Anakin's muttering about why he ever let Han marry Leia was amusing. Looking forward to more posts.
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Believe it or not, but I like the NJO books.
"Han, we had our first kiss in the belly of a space slug. Believe me when I say that my expectations of doing anything remotely romantic with you have never been particularly high." - Leia in "NJO: Refugee"
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DarthIshtar
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Former CR
Registered:
Mar '01
Date Posted:
11/7/03 11:37pm
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."WHY COULDN'T LEIA STAY SINGLE?"
Interesting concept to start out with.
Keep going.
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"I feel like a more down-to-earth Pink 5 when I'm writing Leah. Same attitude, less lip gloss." ~Me on how to get in the right mindset for Twilight fanfic.
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starwarsfan68
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May '03
Date Posted:
11/8/03 5:11pm
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."WHY COULDN'T LEIA STAY SINGLE?"
Interesting. I'll read on when you post.
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There is only one true movie romance, the one between Han and Leia
http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=13094011&replies=6
September 2003 teaser
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KSA
Registered:
Apr '03
Date Posted:
11/8/03 9:22pm
Subject:
RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."WHY COULDN'T LEIA STAY SINGLE?"
Thanks to all readers for clicking.
I have 2 and a half other fics, so i'm busy. (I'll be shameless. The others are
Though Obi's Eyes, Ani and the In-Laws
, and
Did You Bring Me Chocolate?
in A Pre Epi II Ani & Padme Challenge.)
Anyway...
She glanced nervously over her shoulder. Above my head. I looked up.
Leia and Captain Idiot are not leaving kids here anymore.
Jacen then dropped the Nubian Claw Crab on me.
"Crabby wanded t' say hello!" Jacen yelled.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Don't you like Crabby, Gran'pa?" Jaina put in.
After the crab was extracted fom my face, I joined Padme at the breakfast table. She had just supplied me with a waffle and what she called 'sausages'. They tasted suspiciously like tofu. Then came a knock at the door.
"I'll get it," Luke said, excusing himself from the table.
"First," I asked. "Who is it?"
Luke reached out. "Leia and Han."
"Damn it. I thought she was with a Hutt." Luke laughed, but Padme glared at me. She then tried to catch a plate of 'sausages' being thrown by Jacen. He'll be a good player in Long Toss for sure. Anyway, Luke prevented them from hitting the floor.
I would have let it drop. I hate 'sausages'.
I then threw open the door with the Force. The Hutt and my daughter walked in.
"Hello, Grandpa," Han the Hutt said.
"Hello, Private," I replied.
"Hi, Dad," Leia said, hugging me. "Did they behave allright?"
"Yes, but then I met Crabby." Han grinned. I searched his head before he realized I was there. There ought to be a sign up saying
Han's Brain, Population: 0
.
I'll get you, Hutt-Head. You'll never escape my wath. You'll never be forgiven for giving Jacen that mean crab.
I coud very easily see Han's ship losing a couple parts and pieces.
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The Red Sox killed my Father and they're coming after me. - A Suffering Red Sox fan.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra, Hall of fame New York Yankee Catcher
I can call someone a dumb knucklehead and it'd be ok. 2 negatives equal
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darth_shockwave
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Apr '03
Date Posted:
11/9/03 2:29am
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Han. Why did I ever let him marry Leia? Why coudn't she stay single like Luke? Why? Why?
wait till Mara Jade pops up
Is obi-Wan still alive in this alternate universe? Dit Anakin even become Vader?
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GreatOne
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May '03
Date Posted:
11/9/03 6:34am
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Why am I not surprised Anakin Skywalker hates being a grandfather? Most people LOVE being grandparents.... except evil Sith Lords, of course! Go Han! Make LOTS more kids with Leia! hehe.....
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darth_shockwave
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Apr '03
Date Posted:
11/9/03 7:21am
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
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11/9/03 7:25am
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darth_shockwave
and call the next one Anakin
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Solo_Fan
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Date Posted:
11/9/03 11:11am
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
A Han/Anakin battle of wits should be interesting. And, I think Han and Leia should keep having Anakin and Padme babysit Jacen and Jaina. This is a fun story so far!! Good work.
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Believe it or not, but I like the NJO books.
"Han, we had our first kiss in the belly of a space slug. Believe me when I say that my expectations of doing anything remotely romantic with you have never been particularly high." - Leia in "NJO: Refugee"
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A-Windsor
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Date Posted:
11/9/03 12:29pm
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Hehehehehe. Poor Han! Anakin always picks on him!!!
More soon! Please!
A. Windsor
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"Hey, the universe is the one with the problem. It's just the Solos' job to fix it."
~Jaina Solo, Force Heretic III: Reunion
H/L shipper
"Han Solo... what a man!"- CoPL.
Oh, Threepio... why must you be so oblivious?
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starwarsfan68
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Date Posted:
11/9/03 2:19pm
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Can't believe Anakin dislikes Han so much. Can't wait for more.
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There is only one true movie romance, the one between Han and Leia
http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=13094011&replies=6
September 2003 teaser
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diamond_pony2002
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Date Posted:
11/9/03 3:07pm
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Han's Brain, Population: 0.
I'll get you, Hutt-Head. You'll never escape my wath. You'll never be forgiven for giving Jacen that mean crab.
THIS IS SO GREAT!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was wondering, is Obi in this? Or is he dead? Did Ani turn back from the darkside and this is after he killed him? TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!!
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Peregrine7
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Oct '03
Date Posted:
11/9/03 6:01pm
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Don't delve too deeply here, folks.
This is pure comedy; farce. Extremely funny stuff, but it doesn't need that kind of depth. Let's just enjoy the laughs, and the welcome break from all the (well-written) angst floating around.
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Padawan to KrystalBlaze
I have fallen to the Spoiler Side. Forever will it dominate my destiny...
First fic:
http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=13479973
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KSA
Registered:
Apr '03
Date Posted:
11/16/03 3:42pm
Subject:
RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."HAN'S BRAIN, POPULATION: 0"
Thanks for everyone's patience!
NO DARKSIDE ANYTHING! OBI-WAN IS CURRENTLY FISHING ON ALDERAAN!
And you hit the nail on the head, PERIGRINE 7. Though I still hope you think this is well written.
And if you like this chech out my other fics: ANI AND THE IN-LAWS and THROUGH OBI'S EYES. Both are humor.
Now...
I followed Padme, Leia, and Han into the kitchen. Padme passed Han some 'sausages' and Leia poured herself a cup of tea.
"So, honey," Padme began. "Are you all set for the meeting on Coruscant?"
What meeting? Oh, yes, the PRESERVATION OF MID-RIM WILDLIFE.
"Yeah, I think so. I packed all of Jacen and Jaina's things last night."
"The twins are coming with you?" I asked.
"Yes, Dad. Han and I decided that would be best. My friend Winter is coming along, too, so I'll have help."
Probably better than leaving them with that crook and that wookie friend of his.
"And what are you going to be up to this weekend, Han?" Padme questioned.
Probably gambling and drinking, Padme.
She shot me a dirty look. It amazes me how well she can pick up my thoughts. 'What thoughts?' she says.
"No idea."
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I will post later. I hope.
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The Red Sox killed my Father and they're coming after me. - A Suffering Red Sox fan.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra, Hall of fame New York Yankee Catcher
I can call someone a dumb knucklehead and it'd be ok. 2 negatives equal
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A-Windsor
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Date Posted:
11/16/03 4:42pm
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."CROOKS AND THEIR WOOKIE FRIENDS"
lol, goodness, Han gets no love!!
A. Windsor
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"Hey, the universe is the one with the problem. It's just the Solos' job to fix it."
~Jaina Solo, Force Heretic III: Reunion
H/L shipper
"Han Solo... what a man!"- CoPL.
Oh, Threepio... why must you be so oblivious?
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CrystalKenobi
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Jul '03
Date Posted:
11/16/03 6:22pm
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RE: HANAKIN SOLOWALKER..."CROOKS AND THEIR WOOKIE FRIENDS"
Oh this is good. Just found it.
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