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Author	Topic: Obi's diary. AU/ Humor: Obi/Anakin/Dooku/Palpy and some OC's. It's BACK!! Updated 6-23-09
hyperspace_police Title: FanForce CR Arkansas US Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/19/06 5:09pm Subject: Obi's diary. AU/ Humor: Obi/Anakin/Dooku/Palpy and some OC's. It's BACK!! Updated 6-23-09 - Date Edited: 6/23 9:24am (25 edits total) Edited By: hyperspace_police
	Title: Obi's diary Author: hyperspace_police Genre: Humor Characters: Obi/Anakin/Dooku/Palpatine/and some OC's. Summary: A look into the diary of Obi-Wan Kenobi during the time period of the prequels. A random sampling of Obi Wan's diary just after the Phantom Menace when he is adjusting to his master being gone and being responsible for a padawan. Enjoy. Again, I ask that no one throw rotten fruit or vegetables at me...I am new to this so, any mistakes I am making, please let me know so I can fix them. Here goes... They tell me that a jorunal is a good way to manage my grief. I don't know about this, but seeing as I have no better ideas I will try this out. This morning I got up, with the idea of having a nice glass of blue milk. But, guess what? When I get to the cooler, reach in, grab my bottle of blue milk...Only to find that it has been returned to it's place on the shelf EMPTY!!! I know that I am a Jedi Knight now, and that I must control my temper, but there are times when I wonder why I ever promised Qui-Gon that I would train this brat...I mean boy. To top that off, I have inherited my master's unusual collection of pets. I have found homes for many of them, but the ones that remain are so strange or threatening that nobody seems to want them. They just tell me things like "They will remind you of Qui-Gon". Like I'm not reminded of Qui-Gon every time I turn around. Every time I let myself become still and I am bombarded by the fact that he is gone. Sometimes the grief is more than I can bear. And when the grief isn't what is getting to me, it's the brat, I mean boy. I understand that he misses his mother and that he is older than most who start the training. Don't get me wrong, he is catching on and everything. Faster that I would have been expected. He is a good student. It's just that he's sharing my quarters. And he eats my food. Not that I don't think that he shouldn't eat, just not my food. It's just every time I go to the cooler intent on a certain item or beverage, that little brat, I mean boy, has beaten me to it. He should weigh 200 pounds by now...I honestly don't know where he puts it. Master Yoda tells me that I was the same way when I first moved in with Qui-Gon...I don't remember this? But, he's probably right. Well, I have been called before the council again. I am curious as to what Anakin has done this time? Well, I don't know that he did something...but, it wouldn't be a Monday if he hadn't. -----signature----- Proud member of the "Cade Brigade" (Obi, please forgive me) Stories in bio We managed it with the power of "assless chaps"... Oh yes... that one is a direct quote from myself...
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iLoveAnakin7 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 1/19/06 5:44pm Subject: RE: Obi's diary...1-19-06
	Very good start. Can't wait for more. I like hearing Obi-Wan's POV, it's very...HONEST lol. Anabrat strikes again. Or is it only on Mondays
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kenobiwanobi Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/19/06 6:31pm Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) 1-19-06
	Lovely- PM me please with updates or other stories and such.Thanks -----signature----- Better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Dolores Ibarruri Moulin Rouge Freak- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return check out my story ( link=my profile) Proud Padawan of stormqueen874
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 1/19/06 6:34pm Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) 1-19-06
	That was hilarious, great job! If you are doing pms, please add me to the list. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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Aya-Na_Bashu Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 1/19/06 9:11pm Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) 1-19-06
	Please HP, can I have some more? With PM topping? -----signature----- My fics are in my bio. Proud member of ISPLN Step away from Qui-Gon and no one will get hurt!
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Jaira Title: FanForce Arkansas PR Officer Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 1/20/06 12:11am Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) 1-19-06
	Heeey! You gotta PM people when you do that!!! That was hilarious, Bacon. Good Obi POV. -----signature----- Where has all the Siriwan gone? Need a fun break? http://z9.invisionfree.com/Jello_Anarchy/
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hyperspace_police Title: FanForce CR Arkansas US Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/20/06 7:33am Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) 1-19-06
	iLoveAnakin7; kenobiwanobi; LilyHobbitJedi; Aya-Na_Bashu; and Jaria Thanks so much for reading, and here I figured I'd be bomobarded with rotten veggies..... So, here's a wee bit more. Well, I was right about on thing...Anakin had done something again. It seems that he and some of his new friends decided that it would be rather funny to dump soap into all the Fountains in the The Room of A Thousand Fountains...Now I am required by the council to keep a closer watch on him. When I returned to our quarters, there the brat, I mean boy, sat...Eating my last container of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice Cream...It was at that moment that I thought I would snap. I mean, drinking the last of the Blue Milk is one thing...But to eat the last of a man's banana flavored ice cream...This was the last straw. Perhaps I was a little harsh on my padawan, but, I remember Qui-Gon being much harder on me for much less. Qui-Gon, if only you were here training this brat, I mean boy. Things would be so different. I don't think that I am up to the challenge. He is so powerful and has so much potential. What if I fail him. Perhaps this is why I look for reasons to dislike the brat, I mean boy. I know that he holds the balance of the universe within himself. And what kind of balance can he bring to the force if all he ever does is get into trouble and eat all my food?? My, how I seem to rant, perhaps this journal was a good idea. As long as the brat, I mean boy, never comes across it. Some of the things I have said have been rather harsh. But, if I don't talk to someone, I'm goanna kill the brat, I mean boy. Maybe Siri will be back from her mission soon. She seems to understand me. She is one of the few things in my life right now that can make me smile. Think of something else than the pit of despair I find myself in. I know that I cannot blame myself for Qui-Gon's death. But, I can't help but think that if I hadn't been stuck behind that kriffing shield, things would be different. Qui-Gon would be training this brat, I mean boy. I would be on missions with Siri, or some of my other peers. But, no...Kenobi gets to train the "Chosen One", the boy who can bring balance...Kriffing prophecy. I have got to meditate on this, I don't even sound like myself anymore. I am going to go apologize to Anakin now. The brat, I mean boy, is scrubbing all the fountains with his toothbrush...Like I said, perhaps I was a little harsh. But, he has to learn discipline. Everyone wants to go easy on him because he's "Special". "Special" I say, only if you count being able to put away more food than a Bantha that hasn't eaten in three weeks as "Special." Maybe I'll see the brat, I mean boy, in a different light, after I've had an evening to meditate on the matter. Good news, I just got word that Siri will be returning in the morning. And her message said that she wants to see me when she arrives...This is just what I need, someone who will understand my point of view towards this whole matter. -----signature----- Proud member of the "Cade Brigade" (Obi, please forgive me) Stories in bio We managed it with the power of "assless chaps"... Oh yes... that one is a direct quote from myself...
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Kynstar Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 1/20/06 10:25am Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) Up 1-20-06
	Might be in for a shock though Obi! She might back the kid up! Great start! Obi's POV is an interesting take Can't wait for more! -----signature----- Paddy sis to t_s & SarkaVrae/Master to hyperspace_police Member of Rebel Legion and Jedi Assembly (Kynstar Lans) Only thru fear, hatred, and pain will the true power of the Force be revealed. See stories/viggies in bio
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Jaira Title: FanForce Arkansas PR Officer Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 1/20/06 10:28am Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) Up 1-20-06
	....chunky monkey.... -----signature----- Where has all the Siriwan gone? Need a fun break? http://z9.invisionfree.com/Jello_Anarchy/
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kenobiwanobi Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/20/06 11:38am Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) Up 1-20-06
	hyperspace_police :When I returned to our quarters, there the brat, I mean boy, sat...Eating my last container of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice Cream...It was at that moment that I thought I would snap. I mean, drinking the last of the Blue Milk is one thing...But to eat the last of a man's banana flavored ice cream...This was the last straw. LOVELY! - Funny stuff -----signature----- Better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Dolores Ibarruri Moulin Rouge Freak- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return check out my story ( link=my profile) Proud Padawan of stormqueen874
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 1/20/06 12:43pm Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) Up 1-20-06
	This is still incredibly hilarious. I love it that Siri is going to show up, will be interesting to see what she thinks of Anakin. This is so much fun to read, I can't wait for more. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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hyperspace_police Title: FanForce CR Arkansas US Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/20/06 2:49pm Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) Up 1-20-06
	Kynstar Thanks for reading....and you're right, don't know whose side Siri will take... Jaria glad i could make you laugh...have you ever tried chunky monkey???? kenobiwanobi A man's banana ice cream is sacred. LilyHobbitJedi Thanks for reading. Obi needs somebody to show up and listen to him, might as well be Siri. Thanks everybody for reading. I was really scared to post anything. It's not as bad as I had feared. Thanks. -----signature----- Proud member of the "Cade Brigade" (Obi, please forgive me) Stories in bio We managed it with the power of "assless chaps"... Oh yes... that one is a direct quote from myself...
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 1/20/06 5:33pm Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) Up 1-20-06
	Well I certainly hope Siri can lighten Obi-Wan's mood a bit. Very funny! -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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Alley_Skywalker Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 1/20/06 5:44pm Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) Up 1-20-06
	Wow! this is SO funy! [i]The brat, I mean boy...[/i sigh So Obi-Wan... -----signature----- Knight of the Fanfic Order (trained by oqidaun) Master to CodyMonKenobi & mujapple-juicey Proud Obi/Ani shipper! Facades: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24152038/p1 Class of '09 forever!!!
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Aya-Na_Bashu Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 1/20/06 10:21pm Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) Up 1-20-06 - Date Edited: 1/20/06 10:22pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Aya-Na_Bashu
	hyperspace_police posted: Well, I was right about on thing...Anakin had done something again. It seems that he and some of his new friends decided that it would be rather funny to dump soap into all the Fountains in the The Room of A Thousand Fountains...Now I am required by the council to keep a closer watch on him. Fountains, new friends and soup just seem to always wind up in the same place at the same time, not that I would knowanything about that, of course. Maybe Obi-Wan should keep his favorite foods in Siri's fridge and only stock the icky stuff in his own. It'd soon teach Anakin not to raid it. If it didn't stop the brat, um, the boy, well, at least Obi-Wan would know Anakin was eating healthy. -----signature----- My fics are in my bio. Proud member of ISPLN Step away from Qui-Gon and no one will get hurt!
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hyperspace_police Title: FanForce CR Arkansas US Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/22/06 7:07am Subject: RE: Obi's diary...(a look at Obi's thoughts post Phantom Menace) Up 1-20-06 - Date Edited: 1/22/06 5:26pm (1 edits total) Edited By: hyperspace_police
	Kelia Glad you're enjoying. Alley Skywalker Thanks for reading...Glad you like it. Aya-Na_Bashu Maybe he should leave his Chunky Monkey is Siri's quarters...but, she'd probably eat it..... Here's a bit more... I am patiently waiting for Siri to arrive...She should have been here hours ago, but there's somekind of traffic problem and incoming traffic has been backed up past the hyperspace lanes. It's so ridiculous. I know I shouldn't be bothered by such things, but I really need to talk to Siri. I have sent the brat, I mean boy, to the training room. I've got him doing saber drills against the remote. (And I am afraid to admit that I turned up the stun settings, so when he misses he'll get more of a sting.) I swore that I would never do such things. When Qui-Gon would do them to me, I'd smart off and tell him..."When I have a padawan, I'm not going to do things like that to them." Oh well, sometimes I guess you should be careful what you say. I remember one time, Qui-Gon caught me and Bant and Garren plotting to play a practical joke on him. We were going to wait until he was asleep and then put whipped cream in his hand, then tickle his face so he would splat himself with it. I know, childish, but we were children at the time. Problem was, he stayed awake longer than we could and when we woke up the next morning...he had wrapped us all in bandages and we looked like mummies...It was a very good prank, now that I look back on it. Oh, there's the comm now. Siri is here... Later the same day... I feel so much better now...And, yes...that is sarcasm. Siri and I talked and talked. Most of the time she agreed with me. But, she does think I might not be giving the boy a proper chance because of my grief. She says it's clouding my vision. I wanted to scream at her. OF COURSE IT'S CLOUDING MY VISION...I can't sleep, food, when I can get to it before the brat, I mean boy eats it, doesn't taste right. Then, she pulled out the last straw. She suggested that I should go back to wearing my own robes, instead of Qui Gon's. How dare she? I started in on her. Then when I took a closer look, she was crying. I have not idea why SHE was crying. I'm the one whose master is dead. I'm the one who watched him die. I'm the one who promised him I would train the brat, I mean boy because he's the chosen one. I'm the one stuck with the chosen one. Do you have any idea the kind of pressure that puts on a man? I mean, the chosen one. I keep having these nightmares of me and Anakin fighting. It's like I failed him and because of my failure he destroys everything I care about. It's frightening. The healers tell me that I'm under so much strain from my master being killed by a Sith, that I'm channeling the feeling into my dreams and onto the boy. I think they're full of pudding. It's more of a vision than a dream. Master Yoda tells me to meditate on it. That I did everything I could and Qui-Gon would be proud of me. I just want to scream at everyone. Siri and I were walking earlier in the room of a Thousand Fountains...We sat down on my favorite bench, and it happenend. I have been trying to keep it from happening but I just couldn't anymore. I apologized for yelling at her. She looked up and me, ruffled my hair and just said I forgive you Kenobi. It was more than I could stand. I hurt my friends, I hurt the brat, I mean boy. I hurt myself. I've got so many feelings. I can't control them. Siri asked me how I was doing, how I was really doing. And I broke down. I started crying. Right there in front of my friend. But, she didn't say anything. Didn't do anything. She just leaned over and hugged me. I lost it. I was just a sobbing mess. She started rocking back and forth and I don't know when, but I fell asleep crying. And she just sat there, with my head laying in her lap. Then I woke up and she asked me if I felt better. I sat up, uncomfortable with the situation. Screamed at her to leave me alone and ran back here... I don't understand. I have got to get my emotions under control. Maybe I'll go speak to Master Yoda tomorrow. Perhaps he can help me.... -----signature----- Proud member of the "Cade Brigade" (Obi, please forgive me) Stories in bio We managed it with the power of "assless chaps"... Oh yes... that one is a direct quote from myself...
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