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Trimaj Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 6/1/06 9:23am Subject: Odd Couple (Humor Challenge) Han, Chewie, Obi-wan (Drabble) Handmaiden_Rabe authored - Date Edited: 6/1/06 9:47am (1 edits total) Edited By: Trimaj
	Title: Odd Couple Author(s): Handmaiden_Rabe Timeframe: ROTS Characters: Han, Chewie, Obi-wan Genre: Humor, Drabble Keywords: Humor Summary: Redo of the scene between Anakin/Padme... Notes: This is not my world, I'm just playing in it. All the credit goes to George Lucas and Lucasarts. This is also not my fic, I'm posting it for my e-sister because she doesn't think it's any good. Handmaiden_Rabe wrote this. “What do you mean, ‘unlimited power’?” A Wookiee’s fierce growl answered the man’s question. “What do you mean, I didn’t pronounce it right?” Another growl. “What do you mean, I’m saying ‘what do you mean’ too often?” The Wookiee threw up his hands in frustration, woofing at his friend. “Destroy the Jedi? Why?! The Jedi have brought peace and freedom to the gala-” Chewbacca shook his head. “They haven’t?” A long string of primal grunting followed Han’s question. “Oh. Well. I guess you can go for it then.” The two friends turned at the sound of an approaching ship, which landed right behind them. Obi-Wan Kenobi stepped off the landing ramp, his blue eyes assessing the situation quickly. He took note of the blaster in Han’s hand, the crossbow in Chewbacca’s, and sighed happily. “Finally, I don’t have to do something myself!” And he turned around, marched back up the ramp, and took off again. Han turned back to Chewie. “Why didn’t you kill him?” Chewbacca shrugged. “Okay. What are we waiting for, then? Let’s get off this bubbling rock of lava and go hunting!” Let her know what you think. -----signature----- Love comes in spurts. ~ Murphy's 51st Law of Sex Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.~ Murphy's 53rd Law of Sex
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ophelia Title: Ex-Mod Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 6/1/06 10:23am Subject: RE: Odd Couple (Humor Challenge) Han, Chewie, Obi-wan (Drabble) Handmaiden_Rabe authored
	“What do you mean, I didn’t pronounce it right?” You know, it is difficult to get the proper inflection on "UNLIMAHTED POWAAAAAAH!!!!1!!!!!1!," especially if you try to start cold, and not when you're already screaming like a maniac. There is definitely a difference between "UNLIMAHTED POWAAAAAAH" and "unlimited power." Shoot, you can go by an unlimited power supply for your computer for $60 at Circuit City. If that's what Palpatine was talking about, then Mace Windu made a horrible mistake. “Oh. Well. I guess you can go for it then.” Yeah--if the Jedi aren't doing their jobs and everything--I mean, come on. Do a little housecleaning. He took note of the blaster in Han’s hand, the crossbow in Chewbacca’s, and sighed happily. “Finally, I don’t have to do something myself!” And he turned around, marched back up the ramp, and took off again. You know, I think Obi-Wan actually would be relieved to find that galaxy-threatening doom was somebody else's problem for once. Not that Han and Chewie turn out to be that fraught with doom. Han turned back to Chewie. “Why didn’t you kill him?” Chewbacca shrugged. Sometimes, things just sound like a good idea, you know? And then when you get around to trying them--meh. Very cute . . . I liked Han and Chewie's "easy come, easy go" attitude toward the dark side. The Jedi and Sith always talk about it like it's such a big deal . . . -----signature----- In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps with your mom
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Valairy_Scot Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 6/1/06 10:29am Subject: RE: Odd Couple (Humor Challenge) Han, Chewie, Obi-wan (Drabble) Handmaiden_Rabe authored
	The two friends turned at the sound of an approaching ship, which landed right behind them. Obi-Wan Kenobi stepped off the landing ramp, his blue eyes assessing the situation quickly. He took note of the blaster in Han’s hand, the crossbow in Chewbacca’s, and sighed happily. “Finally, I don’t have to do something myself!” And he turned around, marched back up the ramp, and took off again. I LOVE it! Wonderful story. -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/25405090/p3/?52 Prolific Author thread: list & links there. Muse fueled by coffee. Often AWOL despite frequent sipping. Writes on inspiration, not a schedule. 2007-2008 the quality years
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Handmaiden_Rabe Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 6/1/06 4:40pm Subject: RE: Odd Couple (Humor Challenge) Han, Chewie, Obi-wan (Drabble) Handmaiden_Rabe authored
	ophelia: Shoot, you can go by an unlimited power supply for your computer for $60 at Circuit City. If that's* what Palpatine was talking about, then Mace Windu made a horrible mistake.* Imagine if the whole SW saga happened because of a power supply! Very cute . . . I liked Han and Chewie's "easy come, easy go" attitude toward the dark side. The Jedi and Sith always talk about it like it's such a big deal* . . .* Well, if you can turn towards it, you can always turn back, right? Thanks. Valairy_Scot: Glad you like it. -----signature----- Little Spitfire of the CJ "I love the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots." -Mal Reynolds in War Stories Currently reading: The Thirteenth House
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BultarSwan Title: Former CR Founder Grand Rapids FF Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 11/12/06 2:38pm Subject: RE: Odd Couple (Humor Challenge) Han, Chewie, Obi-wan (Drabble) Handmaiden_Rabe authored
	Dances I loved that bit Allie! You know, you reeeeeally should be posting all of your writings, they're very well done. -----signature----- Jedi Master to Ree, QGR and CPL_Macja EUCer and RPGer "I can't negotiate with a sword! I need a blaster!" "Maybe they had a collective blond moment" ~ Allie-sis Do NOT use my real name on tfn.
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