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Idrelle_Miocovani
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11/9/07 2:26pm
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8
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So I just heard it from a very reliable source that my future appy and the annoying-former-queen-turned-senator got married! Aw. Isn't that sweet? I should send them a present. Like his arm back.
Wow, Palpatine is Mr. Evil here! 
Did I mention how much I love how Palpy's blog is filled with emoticons? It's like icing on cake! 
Excellent update, Jaya. You have me in giggle-fits. 
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Sen_Padme_Amidala
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12/18/07 6:14pm
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8
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It slightly disturbes me that Palpy is in a really good mood in this update...bad things are going to happen arn't they???!!!!  . Anyway, your updates just get funnier and funnier, which is a good thing, and I can't get enough of it!
"Seriously, if I can't get any ...erm...nevermind"
I can totally see Palpatine thinking this. Nice touch.
Great update, as always, and I'm dyin' for more. 
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LilyHobbitJedi
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So much to do. So little evil to go around.
That should be his motto!
The annoying-former-queen-turned-senator did it again! How does she keep living? It's just not possible! It's inconceivable!
When he said "inconcievable" it sounded like that villian from The Princess Bride.
He'll probably compare her to sand or something since he must think it's sexy since he grew up only seeing sand. Or he'll tell her how much she reminds him of his mom... all too sexy. But who knows, maybe he'll do something stupid like run off with her or knock her up. That'd be funny.
Won't he be annoyed to find out his predictions are true?
Great update!! 
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Jaya Solo
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Date Posted:
2/1 12:48pm
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8
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NYCitygurl
I should send them a present. Like his arm back.
Brilliant!! And I can totally see Palpy having an "If I'm not getting laid, no one is" attitudep.
Hehe. I think that was one of my favorite lines. Yeah, I figured he'd have that attitude!
geno
Well I guess its good Palpy is happy, though I don't think it would be good for anybody else.
Probably not. I think he's happy around death and destruction. Most people don't like those things.
good update lots of laughs, thanks for the pm and look forward to more
Thanks!
DreamingIce
Heh. It seems that YouTube was the perfect reference or something. I didn't think I was that funny.
Because we really all wish that it was on youtube with commentary, how hilarious would it be?!
That'd be awesome. Really awesome. Anyone wanna do it?
I hear Stewie Griffin's voice when I read it.
... We need a 'mwahahaha' smilie...
We do!
Mood: Gossip time!
... Am I the only one to find that combination of mood and smilie odd yet utterly amusing?
I'm sure that's why I did it.
If I kill her off now, he'll get angry and turn to the dark side. If I don't kill her off, he'll see how annoying she is, turn to the dark side and kill her off himself! It's win win!
That is such a... I can so see Palpy thinking like that. For the whole 'if i'm not getting laid, no one is' thing as well.
Hehe.
And the arm present. That's a nice sithly tough there. Creepifying, but totally Palps.
And funny.
And 'grand-appy' Ventress, eh? Me likes.
Yep. 'tis her.
It's so hard to find good entertainment these days.
I'm sure. Watching politicians bicker all day must get annoying... and watching Anakin would mean watching him and Padmé... and there's only so much of Anakin's whinging a Sith Lord can put up with...
Yeah, watching her makes him want to kill her more.
Irish_Jedi_Jade
ROFL!!! AGAIN!!!
Ooh Jaya...those were priceless!! I'd comment more on all of them, but I've got to go to bed.
Sometimes, I surprise myself with my humor! I never really know what will make you guys laugh, but I figure if it makes me laugh, it'll probably do the same for you.
Wonderful wonderful Job! Thanks soo much for the PM, I love your blog!!!!
Thanks!
Hahahahahahahahahha!!!!
I think you liked it a bit too much.
VaderLVR64
Oh my! What an evil Palpy!
Thanks!
If I kill her off now, he'll get angry and turn to the dark side. If I don't kill her off, he'll see how annoying she is, turn to the dark side and kill her off himself! It's win win!
And he's not breaking the code at all. Nope. No new attachments to worry about.
Heh.
Dumb kid.
See, this is why you join the dark side. We don't believe in love or attachments. We don't care what you do with your free time, but there's none of this love nonsense. Plus, we have cookies.
Did someone say cookies?
Where!
Loved it! Absolutely hilarious!
Thanks!
KELIA
Seriously, if I can't get any ...erm...nevermind
Sidious!
Teehee.
At least he's made peace with that little fact
Heh. True.
You know what I would totally love to see? Her verses the little troll
I can totally see Yoda kicking her bald butt!!
It'd be fun to watch though. Especially with commentators!
Great update - I needed a laugh this morning
Idrelle_Miocovani
So I just heard it from a very reliable source that my future appy and the annoying-former-queen-turned-senator got married! Aw. Isn't that sweet? I should send them a present. Like his arm back.
Wow, Palpatine is Mr. Evil here!
Totally.
Did I mention how much I love how Palpy's blog is filled with emoticons? It's like icing on cake!
Thanks! Too bad we don't have more of them!
Excellent update, Jaya. You have me in giggle-fits.
Heh. Funny considering it's Palpy!
Sen_Padme_Amidala
It slightly disturbes me that Palpy is in a really good mood in this update...bad things are going to happen arn't they???!!!!
He'll probably be happy for a while. Things do go his way for a while.
Anyway, your updates just get funnier and funnier, which is a good thing, and I can't get enough of it!
Thanks!
"Seriously, if I can't get any ...erm...nevermind"
I can totally see Palpatine thinking this. Nice touch.
Heh. Poor guy.
Great update, as always, and I'm dyin' for more.
Thanks!
LilyHobbitJedi
So much to do. So little evil to go around.
That should be his motto!
Heh.
The annoying-former-queen-turned-senator did it again! How does she keep living? It's just not possible! It's inconceivable!
When he said "inconcievable" it sounded like that villian from The Princess Bride.
I think I had that on the brain when I wrote it.
He'll probably compare her to sand or something since he must think it's sexy since he grew up only seeing sand. Or he'll tell her how much she reminds him of his mom... all too sexy. But who knows, maybe he'll do something stupid like run off with her or knock her up. That'd be funny.
Won't he be annoyed to find out his predictions are true?
Heh. Knowing him, he'll probably say he knew already.
Great update!!
Thanks!
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Jaya Solo
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2/1 1:00pm
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Sheesh, can this war go on any longer? Who started this stupid thing? Oh, right…
Mood: Grumpy 
So I'm sad today. My cute appy died.  I really liked that one. She was the appy of my freaking-old appy.
Yeah... while it's fun watching all of the Jedi die and all of the clones I created die and all of the machines blow up, it kind of stinks when someone I liked dies.
It's not like when that weird creature I made died. Remember the one that was basically a bunch of worms with armor on it? Yeah, even I thought he was gross.  I'm glad he died.
I'm totally bummed now.
Stupid soon-to-be-appy killing the freaking-old-appy's appy. 
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There's something different about her... I just can't put her finger on it...
Mood: Confused 
It's odd. There's something different about her. It's like she's got this glow or aura about her ever since she got married or something. 
Stupid happy people. 
I'm keeping tabs on her.
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Oh no, the bad guys are advancing on the planet. Whatever will I do?
Mood: Bored 
Oh no. They are worried I will be kidnapped soon. They think I am in danger. 
Heh.
They're the ones that are in danger. 
So they're supposed to go and attack the Temple and kill Jedi and then go after me. Teehee. 
Oh.
Get this.
The “bad guys” that are after me don't know who I am! Hehe! They just think I'm the poor, helpless Chancellor that they have been sent to kidnap.
Hehe. This means they just think of me as someone they shouldn't kill because of how important I am...
Oops. Maybe I should have let the bad guys know not to kill me.
Hm...
Now where'd I put that lightsaber?
Oh crud, I hear them now.
Well, I hope the Jedi can keep me alive longer than they do themselves.
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Haha!!! Jaya, once again those were hysterical!!! Nothing beats these posts, girl, awesomeness!!!!
Thanks for the PM....I'm grinning furiously now!
Huggles,
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~laughs~ Palps doesn't have much faith in the Jedi, great post, hilarious
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You'd think the Dark Lord of the Sith could realize Padme's pregnant. Though who's the weird worm-with-armor guy? I'm not placing the reference. Hilarious as always!
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Well I get the feeling he is getting a bit bored with the war. Interesting that he is missing the appy of the other appy but goes to show he might actually care or at least sort of.
Good update, thanks for the pm and look forward to more.
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The “bad guys” that are after me don't know who I am! Hehe! They just think I'm the poor, helpless Chancellor that they have been sent to kidnap.
Hehe. This means they just think of me as someone they shouldn't kill because of how important I am...
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It's odd. There's something different about her. It's like she's got this glow or aura about her ever since she got married or something.
Stupid happy people.
I'm keeping tabs on her.
Love that! Figures Palpy wouldn't realize the real reason Padme's 'glowing'.
Another hilarious update, keep up the good work!
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Oops. Maybe I should have let the bad guys know not to kill me.
I really love this guy
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KELIA
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I hope the Jedi can keep me alive longer than they do themselves.
Palpatine relying on the Jedi for his safety - now that is funny!
Loved his confusion over Padme's "glow"
Great update
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lol
This is hilarious & totally fun to read!
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"It's odd. There's something different about her. It's like she's got this glow or aura about her ever since she got married or something."
Hmm, what could possibly be different about her?
"Oops. Maybe I should have let the bad guys know not to kill me."
That probably would have been a smart idea Palps. Gee, you think he would have thought of that.
I hope the Jedi can keep me alive longer than they do themselves.
Palpatine relying on the Jedi for his safety - now that is funny!
-KELIA
I have to agree with KELIA on this. Oh, the irony.
Loved the update, Jaya! Until next time.
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