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Idrelle_Miocovani
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2/28 5:18pm
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Oops. Maybe I should have let the bad guys know not to kill me.
You know, that might have been a good idea, Mr. Sidious. 
Hm...
Now where'd I put that lightsaber?
Oh crud, I hear them now.
Well, I hope the Jedi can keep me alive longer than they do themselves.
He doesn't put much faith in them, does he?
Hilarious update, as always, Jaya! 
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Darth_Leia_6669
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Still reading at the library, but I don't care. The hilarity makes it worth it! Thanks for the PM's, I'd have been totally lost without them. Hope to see more soon!
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Jaya Solo
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4/14 7:55pm
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Okay, so I haven't posted in a while. Finals/end of the semester are just around the corner and I decided I needed to blow off steam. The next post made me laugh a lot and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do! 
Irish_Jedi_Jade
Haha!!! Jaya, once again those were hysterical!!! Nothing beats these posts, girl, awesomeness!!!!
Just wait until the next batch... 
Thanks for the PM....I'm grinning furiously now!
Good.
Darth_Drachonus
~laughs~ Palps doesn't have much faith in the Jedi, great post, hilarious
Why would he? He's killed like over half of them by now and has plans to get the rest of them. Of course he'd be a wee bit worried...
The Musical Jedi
You'd think the Dark Lord of the Sith could realize Padme's pregnant.
You'd think so. (But it's funnier if he doesn't. )
Though who's the weird worm-with-armor guy? I'm not placing the reference.
Durge. He's in the Clone Wars. He was... icky? Made up of a bunch of wiggling worm-like appendages that all link together and reassemble when broken. I wonder if he's really dead like he appeared to be in the Clone Wars cartoon.
Hilarious as always!
Thanks!
geno
Well I get the feeling he is getting a bit bored with the war. Interesting that he is missing the appy of the other appy but goes to show he might actually care or at least sort of.
He misses his entertainment.
Good update, thanks for the pm and look forward to more.
Laughing is good for the body
Aye. I'll agree with that!
VaderLVR64
The “bad guys” that are after me don't know who I am! Hehe! They just think I'm the poor, helpless Chancellor that they have been sent to kidnap.
Hehe. This means they just think of me as someone they shouldn't kill because of how important I am...
Glad you like how naïve he thinks they are.
LilyHobbitJedi
It's odd. There's something different about her. It's like she's got this glow or aura about her ever since she got married or something.
Stupid happy people.
I'm keeping tabs on her.
Love that! Figures Palpy wouldn't realize the real reason Padme's 'glowing'.
It's because he doesn't realize... um... what married people do and where babies come from. Someone forgot to tell him.
Another hilarious update, keep up the good work!
Thanks!
NYCitygurl
Oops. Maybe I should have let the bad guys know not to kill me.
I really love this guy
Hehe.
KELIA
I hope the Jedi can keep me alive longer than they do themselves.
Palpatine relying on the Jedi for his safety - now that is funny!
Ah the ironies.
Loved his confusion over Padme's "glow"
He never got “The Talk.” Poor him.
Great update
Thanks!
L0B0
lol
This is hilarious & totally fun to read!
Thanks! Glad you like it.
Sen_Padme_Amidala
"It's odd. There's something different about her. It's like she's got this glow or aura about her ever since she got married or something."
Hmm, what could possibly be different about her?
No idea.
"Oops. Maybe I should have let the bad guys know not to kill me."
That probably would have been a smart idea Palps. Gee, you think he would have thought of that.
No, why would he worry about a silly thing like that. He's the all-powerful sith lord!
I hope the Jedi can keep me alive longer than they do themselves.
Palpatine relying on the Jedi for his safety - now that is funny!
-KELIA
I have to agree with KELIA on this. Oh, the irony.
I love irony.
Loved the update, Jaya! Until next time.
Thanks!
Idrelle_Miocovani
Oops. Maybe I should have let the bad guys know not to kill me.
You know, that might have been a good idea, Mr. Sidious.
Perhaps.
Hm...
Now where'd I put that lightsaber?
Oh crud, I hear them now.
Well, I hope the Jedi can keep me alive longer than they do themselves.
He doesn't put much faith in them, does he?
Nope. They do die afterall.
Hilarious update, as always, Jaya!
Thanks!
Darth_Leia_6669
Still reading at the library, but I don't care.
Hehe.
The hilarity makes it worth it!
Aw.
Thanks for the PM's, I'd have been totally lost without them. Hope to see more soon!
Good news!
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Jaya Solo
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Date Posted:
4/14 7:58pm
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Whoops, I’ve been kidnapped, how did that happen?
Mood: Bemused
 So that was exciting.
It was like the most exciting thing I've done in FOR-E-VER!
Seriously. If you're ever trying to take over the galaxy, which I don't recommend because I'll totally kill you, don't pick politics to do it. Seriously. BOR-ING.
The scary dude with a ton of arms and lightsabers took his fake-Jedi to come rescue... er... kidnap me. There were a bunch of Jedi protecting me, and they were some of the good ones, not those crappy padawans and low level Jedi (although, I think they've already all died on the front lines... whoops). I'm pretty sure that all the Jedi protecting me died. Oops.  I feel so bad for them.
Not.
So now I'm being taken off planet on some big ship to meet my freaking-old-appy and pretend like I'm the goody-two-shoes Chancellor instead of the All Powerful Dark Lord Of The Sith!
Did the capital letters and bolding make it seem more impressive?
Oh, I forgot my cackle.
No, wait that's not it.
That's not it either.
Crud. I don't think there's an emoticon to correctly display now I feel.
Bummer.
How about this: +
Well, more soon.
-Chancellor Palpatine (  Darth Sidious)
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Okay, he wasn’t supposed to crash that ship onto the planet, but at least we’re alive
Mood: Freaked 
Okay, so my stupid soon-to-be-appy should NOT be allowed to fly! Seriously! Who taught this kid how to fly!
Oh yeah. His dumb current master. Sadly, I still can report he's alive.  As is his dumb wife. No, my soon-to-be-appy's wife, not my stba's master's wife. That would be against the code and that would be bad.
I like abbreviating. Why didn't I think of that before? It totally shortens the time. I don't have to type out my stba anymore.
Oh. Speaking of appys, my freakishly-old-appy is totally dead. Yep. Totally.
(I think totally is my new favorite word.)
My stba totally killed my foa by cutting his head off. Seriously! With TWO lightsabers. Talk about awesome. It still doesn't compare to my really-cool-fierce-appy's death. I'm sorry, but nothing can compare to an appy being cut in half and then flailing as he falls down the shaft. That was freaking sweet.
Oh, right, back to my story. Yeah, my stba crashed a BIG ship into the planet and managed to land it with only killing a few thousand people. He's so destructive. It's cute.
Well, I must go see a med-droid about some anti-anxiety meds now. You'd do the same thing if you were in my shoes. It's not cause I'm old or anything. Shut up.
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4/14 8:21pm
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Boy oh boy Sid was having fun with the whole kidnapping mess, though I do think the crash landing of the ship was a bit overkill all the way around but thats me.
Well at least he figured how shorten a couple thinks in his posts and wonder how much good those anti-anxiety meds are going to do him.
Well lets see what he blogs next as he seems to be having a lot of fun blogging this whole take over
Thanks for the pm, good update and look forward to more
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4/14 8:42pm
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*Dies of laughter*
ohhh Jaya! I had a horrifically random and tiring day, and I got to come home to this!!! WOOT!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, seriously thank you for that amazing little jaunt into hillairity! I am totally *LOL the word!* grinning my head off!!!!!
Can't wait for more! Seriously, I. Can't. Wait. For. More.
Huggles!
 Irish
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4/14 9:59pm
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Hahahaha. Sid.
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VaderLVR64
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I think that's one of my favorites too!
Seriously. If you're ever trying to take over the galaxy, which I don't recommend because I'll totally kill you, don't pick politics to do it. Seriously. BOR-ING.
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loved it.
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Idrelle_Miocovani
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I think Sidious was having almost too much fun there.  I loved his emoticons that represent his "cackle." LOL!
Great update, Jaya!
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Did the capital letters and bolding make it seem more impressive?
You wish.
Oh, I forgot my cackle.
Of course you can't go ANYWHERE without that. 
He's so destructive. It's cute.
Ok now that is disturbing!
Great update!
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KELIA
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I always love it when someone manages to freak Palpy.
Seriously
I love it!!
Crud. I don't think there's an emoticon to correctly display now I feel.
I can totally relate to that
Great update
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This story is very very VERY funny!
PM list PLEASE!
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Darth_Leia_6669
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Oh, for a bit of humor to lighten the day!! Oh, with this, since it is Palpy and all, would it be darken the day? Who cares, it's funny!! Keep it up!
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NYCitygurl
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I love him! And the emoticons bit was freakin sweet
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