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The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 10/2
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Jaya Solo
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Jul '99
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Date Posted:
5/20 2:24pm
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 4/14
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geno
Boy oh boy Sid was having fun with the whole kidnapping mess, though I do think the crash landing of the ship was a bit overkill all the way around but thats me.
Yeah, I think so too. “I just killed a bunch of people and ruined tons of buildings, but at least I saved the Chancellor.”
Well at least he figured how shorten a couple thinks in his posts and wonder how much good those anti-anxiety meds are going to do him.
I don't think they're helping...
Well lets see what he blogs next as he seems to be having a lot of fun blogging this whole take over
Yes. You have to wonder who's reading it.
Thanks for the pm, good update and look forward to more
Thanks!
Irish_Jedi_Jade
*Dies of laughter*
ohhh Jaya! I had a horrifically random and tiring day, and I got to come home to this!!! WOOT!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, seriously thank you for that amazing little jaunt into hillairity! I am totally *LOL the word!* grinning my head off!!!!!
Hehe. Good luck on finals now, right?
Can't wait for more! Seriously, I. Can't. Wait. For. More.
Huggles!
Thanks!
Killik_Twilight
Hahahaha. Sid.
Hehe.
VaderLVR64
I think that's one of my favorites too!
Seriously. If you're ever trying to take over the galaxy, which I don't recommend because I'll totally kill you, don't pick politics to do it. Seriously. BOR-ING.
Hehe. Awesome line. 
Tatooine_Ghost
loved it.
Thanks!
Idrelle_Miocovani
I think Sidious was having almost too much fun there. I loved his emoticons that represent his "cackle." LOL!
Heh. Just don't have the right evil look here for him.
Great update, Jaya!
Thanks!
LilyHobbitJedi
Did the capital letters and bolding make it seem more impressive?
You wish.
Shhh. You'll bruise his ego.
Oh, I forgot my cackle.
Of course you can't go ANYWHERE without that.
It's totally in style.
He's so destructive. It's cute.
Ok now that is disturbing!
 
Great update!
Thanks!
KELIA
I always love it when someone manages to freak Palpy.
It's fun.
Crud. I don't think there's an emoticon to correctly display now I feel.
I can totally relate to that
Yeah, I was fishing around for the right one and didn't find it.
Great update
Thanks!
JediNat
This story is very very VERY funny!
PM list PLEASE!
I'm glad you like it and find it funny.
Darth_Leia_6669
Oh, for a bit of humor to lighten the day!!
Oh, with this, since it is Palpy and all, would it be darken the day? Who cares, it's funny!! Keep it up!
Heh. Nice word play!
NYCitygurl
I love him! And the emoticons bit was freakin sweet
Thanks!
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Jaya Solo
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Date Posted:
5/20 2:27pm
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 5/20
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I need to speed things along
Mood: Bored 
Okay, so this war has gone on WAAAAAAY too long.
So I'm gonna fix it!
Yep! I'm going to declare myself...
... wait for it...
...
EMPEROR!
WOO! All hail Emperor Palpatine!
Sounds awesome, doesn't it?
Okay, so that's my first agenda. The second one is...
...wait for it...
...
... freak out my stba!
Wooo! Soooo much fun!
So I'm gonna influence his dreams and see what happens!
Teehee. Off to spread mischief and mayhem!
-Soon to be EMPEROR Palpatine!
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Busy day
Mood: Exhausted 
Okay... so let me explain this as quickly as I can before the caffeine buzz wears off.
First off, I got elected Emperor.
Go me.
Second off, I have a new appy! Yep! He turned. FINALLY!
Go me.
Third off, the Jedi are dead. Yep. All of them. Well, I think they are. Hehe.
Go me!
Fourth off, um. I forget.
Oh yeah, the new appy is going to play with my cohorts and make them disappear. He's so awesome. He likes to think it's all up to him but it's totally not. I pull the strings.
So, um, I'm gonna like go to bed for a nap until I hear from the appy about how the guys are all dead now.
Night.
-Emperor...........
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OMG!!!!1!
Mood: Party! 
She's dead! My life's work is complete!
YEEEEEEEESSSSS!
WOOOOOOOO!
She's dead she's dead she's dead she's dead.
Wait.
My life's work is complete?
But I'm only 42.
Shut up. I'm really 42. Seriously. Stop laughing. I can still see you laughing. I'm ignoring you. If you don't stop, I'm gonna lightning you.
Crud. Hm. Now what do I do?
-Emperor She'sTotallyDead
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Idrelle_Miocovani
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Date Posted:
5/20 2:43pm
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 5/20
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-Emperor...........
I guess the caffeine wore off while he was typing. 
OMG!!!!1!
!!!!11!1!!!11!!11!!!!!1!!1!!1!
I love the emoticons. Especially when "bored" is followed by . I would have thought it was supposed to be   instead, but then, this is Palpay we're talking about.
Excellent update, Jaya! 
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The Musical Jedi
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Dec '99
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Date Posted:
5/20 3:00pm
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I'm guessing he's not going to be happy when he discovers his apprentice was burnt to a crisp. I mean, no legs and barely any arms?
Hilarious!
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Jaya Solo
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Date Posted:
5/20 3:02pm
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You know... I forgot that detail... That might have to make it into another update. Do remind me if I forget!
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geno
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Date Posted:
5/20 7:55pm
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Well he might be glad he got his new appy and that said appy's wife is now dead, which is sad but what he most likely not aware of is the fact 2 Jedi surived, not to mention the bigger problem of the fact appy's wife give birth to twins one of which does a couple of major things, first being taking out the ultimate weapon or so Emperor Palpatine thought and the second thing actually leads to his personal destruction which is bring his new appy back the lightside.
Forgot the fact the new appy becomes slightly crispy as a result of one the 2 remaining Jedi's and thereby is not quite as much of a threat to overthrow Palpatine because he doesn't really have the Force power to do so because of his encounter with his former master and ends up in mencing suite
I don't think that was what he planned but only he knows what he planed but at least the war is over at least for a little bit
Wonder what he'll blog next
Thanks for the pm, good update and look forward to more
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Irish_Jedi_Jade
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5/20 9:12pm
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Woot! My night became lovely when I saw the PM! Awesome awesome Jaya, as always! I love the repetition...so funny! You just have such an amazing way of writing him...so sadistic, sarcastic, and silly at the same time.
Hallelujah for Updates! Can't wait for more (as usual!) but those were spectacular!
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5/21 4:13am
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She's dead! My life's work is complete!
YEEEEEEEESSSSS!
WOOOOOOOO!
She's dead she's dead she's dead she's dead.
Wait.
My life's work is complete?
But I'm only 42.
Shut up. I'm really 42. Seriously. Stop laughing. I can still see you laughing. I'm ignoring you. If you don't stop, I'm gonna lightning you.
Loved it!
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NYCitygurl
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5/21 5:55pm
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I love that Palpy says OMG And that he uses stba for Anakin
I can't even feel sorry for Anakin and Padme  The last part was amazing, though - he looks 60 before the Sith-look.
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KELIA
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5/22 4:33am
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Shut up. I'm really 42. Seriously. Stop laughing
Only if you're skipping every other year, Palpy
Loved how quickly the coffee buzz wore off.
Great update
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Alkibiades
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5/22 7:36am
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Very funny, Jaya_Solo. You do humor well (Wes/Jaina comes to mind ) Could you PM me when you update, please?
Oh, and I wonder what his comment on Outbound Flight would've been... Thrawn's supposed to be around soon, isn't he? Picked up by Voss, etc.?
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AngelQueen
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5/22 1:09pm
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Shut up. I'm really 42. Seriously. Stop laughing. I can still see you laughing. I'm ignoring you. If you don't stop, I'm gonna lightning you.
Don't worry, your Emperor-ness, we totally believe you.How's that anti-aging cream working out for you btw?
Crud. Hm. Now what do I do?
Hmm, good question. What does a Sith Lord do when he finally has the apprentice he's wanted for thirteen years, when the pesky girl is dead, when the Jedi are dead (execpt possibly for the pesky troll), and when he's Emperor and Supreme Awesomeness to the entire Empire?
Oh, I know! You complain about how you can't get good help and send the new apprentice out to deal with them. Complain about when your underlings get ideas of grandeur and think they can order Sith Lords around and destroy planets without asking permission. Complain about ungrateful beings who started a rebellion against you. Complain about brash young people who blow up your new toy.
See? Lots to do!
Jaya Solo, this is absolutely hilarious! I love it and would love to get PMs for future updates. This is amazing!
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5/23 12:48pm
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Just what I needed after my crummy day at work! Palpy being this excited has me worried, but what's he going to do now? Oh, and he's only 42?!?! I don't care if he thinks he's going to lightening me or not! some more!
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JediNat
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5/26 8:19am
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She's dead she's dead she's dead she's dead.
Wait.
My life's work is complete?
But I'm only 42.
Shut up. I'm really 42. Seriously. Stop laughing. I can still see you laughing. I'm ignoring you. If you don't stop, I'm gonna lightning you.
Crud. Hm. Now what do I do?
-Emperor She'sTotallyDead
I thought he was older(like 100 years older)
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5/28 10:38am
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Seriously. If you're ever trying to take over the galaxy, which I don't recommend because I'll totally kill you, don't pick politics to do it. Seriously. BOR-ING.
I'm sure it is. Hilarious update as always!
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