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EECHUUTA
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Date Posted:
7/14 4:34pm
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 7/12
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EECHUUTA
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Funny! 
I love it when he describes being grossed out by Vader's burned peeling skin  I wonder if he would have thrown up if he had to help the med droids peel it off... I know I would 
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KELIA
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Date Posted:
7/17 5:15am
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 7/12
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Woah. Better snap out of this.
:: whacking sound ::
Somehow I don't think he whacked himself anywhere near hard enough
Loved that he was like totally unaware of Padme's pregnancy. It's always nice to see Palpy surprised by something.
Great update
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Handmaiden_Azul
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7/22 8:09am
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Girlfriend material....hmmm...try Kreia from the KOTOR era
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Tatooine_Ghost
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7/28 3:49pm
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loved it. can not wait for the next part.
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bobafett15
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7/28 3:53pm
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The once and future sith lord? Lol, I just finished the once and future king! very nice 
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LilyHobbitJedi
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7/28 7:05pm
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Who am I kidding. Anyone know where I can get a girlfriend?
I pity the poor girl he forces to be his girlfriend...
I might not have pushed the appy over the edge and had him kill her if I had known. Seriously, baby future appies are great. You just corrupt them from birth.
If only he knew...
Fantastic update!
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L0B0
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7/29 9:32am
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Looks like I missed some posts - Doh!
This is still funnier than ewoks on spice - abbreviations are teh funniez
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Sen_Padme_Amidala
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8/2 12:22am
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Ahhhh! Missed a couple of posts, my apologies.
Woah. Better snap out of this.
:: whacking sound ::
Somehow I don't think he whacked himself anywhere near hard enough
Loved that he was like totally unaware of Padme's pregnancy. It's always nice to see Palpy surprised by something.
Great update
Once again Kelia has managed to say exactly what I was thinking. I think this post has become my favorite.
I'm sure Palpy'll be real happy when he only gets to use his new toy only once. 
She was pregnant. Yep. Totally pregnant when she died.
I SO did not know that.
Wow,Mr. I-have-forseen-it didn't know about that little detail? Sounds to me like someone is losing their touch.
Paply feels bad about afqts's death and the missed opportunity of corrupting her child? I'm shocked and a little impressed that a Sith Lord can feel that way. Padme may be dead but she'll have the last laugh. 
Absolutly loved it and looking forward to more!
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Jaya Solo
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Date Posted:
10/2 8:58pm
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Well, in honor of the Clone Wars series... I have a very short post. (Sorry, the semester is evil! Hopefully the new series will give me fodder for the story along with The Force Unleashed game. Something to fill in the gaps!)
Hope you like it!
VaderLVR64
I've got to take over the galaxy... wait... check... been there, done that...
Um...
The Jedi are all dead...
Huh. I guess I have done just about everything I set out to do. I guess I have the easy task of keeping all of my power harnessed, training the new appy, and converting the rest of the galaxy to my way of life.
Oh yea! I've still got a new toy to build. That'll be fun to use one day.
You've GOT to have a purpose in life!
Yeah, he just forgets easily.
The Musical Jedi
Loved the part about the baby appies... Poor Palpatine - a little bit of planning and information would go a long way!
Shhhh... don't let him know we know he doesn't know it all because if he knew that we knew that he didn't know... it'd be bad.
JediNat
Oh yea! I've still got a new toy to build. That'll be fun to use one day.
See, I've got plenty of things left to do. Yep. I won't be bored or anything.
Who am I kidding. Anyone know where I can get a girlfriend?
Good luck with that Palpy.
He doesn't believe in luck.
Great update!
Thanks!
Irish_Jedi_Jade
Ahahahhahahahahahhahha! So funny Jaya!!!! As always, I'm stoked for your update....wow!
Thanks.
Huggles!
Idrelle_Miocovani
Hilarious, Jaya!
Thanks!
geno
Well he may take credit for things he had nothing to do with.
Of course.
Well looks like he is now lost out on a new and even better appy by having his current appy kill his wife and unborn child. I somehow don't think his new toy is going to be useful in the overall picture of things has he thinks
Let him revel in his glory.
Good update, thanks for the pm and look forward to more
Thanks!
NYCitygurl
That is gross
Hehe.
Poor Palpy. He needs a new hobby
I hear knitting is soothing.
Darth_Leia_6669
Hmm, don't know where palpy can find a girlfriend, unless they have something like e-harmony in the GFFA. That would be a hilarious ad!
I did that for the awards a few years ago... I could probably dig them up somewhere.
Liked how he was almost sad when he found out Padme was pregnant, yep, better snap out of THAT mood!
Yeah... remorse... not something he does well.
And no, it doesn't matter how long it takes to update, keep me on that list!
Thanks!
EECHUUTA
Funny!
Thanks! And I'm glad you found the story.
I love it when he describes being grossed out by Vader's burned peeling skin I wonder if he would have thrown up if he had to help the med droids peel it off... I know I would
Um... ew...
KELIA
Woah. Better snap out of this.
:: whacking sound ::
Somehow I don't think he whacked himself anywhere near hard enough
I don't think he ever could either.
Loved that he was like totally unaware of Padme's pregnancy. It's always nice to see Palpy surprised by something.
Yeah. If he hadn't been so sad, I'm sure he would have tried to blow it off like he knew.
Great update
Thanks!
Handmaiden_Azul
Girlfriend material....hmmm...try Kreia from the KOTOR era
So you want him to dig up an old (dead) fossil? Sounds about right.
Tatooine_Ghost
loved it. can not wait for the next part.
Thanks.
bobafett15
The once and future sith lord? Lol, I just finished the once and future king! very nice
Yeah, it's one of my favorite stories. It seemed like a good title for him.
LilyHobbitJedi
Who am I kidding. Anyone know where I can get a girlfriend?
I pity the poor girl he forces to be his girlfriend...
Ha.
I might not have pushed the appy over the edge and had him kill her if I had known. Seriously, baby future appies are great. You just corrupt them from birth.
If only he knew...
Yeah, but he'll probably come back in another post and talk about how gross babies are in their cuteness and other excuses...
Fantastic update!
Thanks!
L0B0
Looks like I missed some posts - Doh!
It's okay. Sometimes it's more fun to read it all at once.
This is still funnier than ewoks on spice - abbreviations are teh funniez
Heh. That's a scary thought.
Sen_Padme_Amidala
Ahhhh! Missed a couple of posts, my apologies.
'tis alright.
Woah. Better snap out of this.
:: whacking sound ::
Somehow I don't think he whacked himself anywhere near hard enough
Loved that he was like totally unaware of Padme's pregnancy. It's always nice to see Palpy surprised by something.
Great update
Once again Kelia has managed to say exactly what I was thinking. I think this post has become my favorite.
Aw. 
I'm sure Palpy'll be real happy when he only gets to use his new toy only once.
Shhhh. Don't give it away!
She was pregnant. Yep. Totally pregnant when she died.
I SO did not know that.
Wow,Mr. I-have-forseen-it didn't know about that little detail? Sounds to me like someone is losing their touch.
Heh. Just wait until the next post.
Paply feels bad about afqts's death and the missed opportunity of corrupting her child? I'm shocked and a little impressed that a Sith Lord can feel that way. Padme may be dead but she'll have the last laugh.
For now.
Absolutly loved it and looking forward to more!
Thanks!
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Jaya Solo
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Date Posted:
10/2 9:12pm
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I was totally just kidding
Mood: Um... 
Okay, so that last post... disregard it. I clearly was under the influence of something someone must have slipped into my drink at my celebration party.
Seriously, why would I want baby appies?
They're babies. BABIES.
They smell, and poop, and throw up. (They're totally the perfect weapon to shove on an enemy though. Let them deal with the smelly, poopy, throw-uping machine.) And they're cute. Er... who said that?
Seriously, I wouldn't want a baby appy.
Nope, who would want something cute and drooly to corrupt from birth.
Not me.
Dang... someone must have slipped something in my drink again. I have to go wipe my eyes.
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What the...
Mood: ? 
Okay, so I was bored and started looking through old holo footage. (Seriously, what else do I have to do?) It was fun to watch my first appy get cut in half and then flail down that shaft. And then the old guy gets his head cut off. And other fun things.
Then I ran across something strange.
My current appy had a padawan. 
What the heck? When did this happen?
Seriously.
I mean, I can look back over the sequence of events and see them go off perfectly without her. When did she get there and what happened to her?
I'm totally confused.
I guess I could ask my new appy what happened to her but that would totally ruin my persona of being an all knowing, all powerful Master. Can't have that bubble burst so soon now can we?
Well, off to do some more digging so I can stop saying, “Wha?”
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Idrelle_Miocovani
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Date Posted:
10/2 9:27pm
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Palpy is still nice and deliciously evil in a totally insane way. Awesome stuff, Jaya!
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LilyHobbitJedi
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10/2 9:37pm
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My current appy had a padawan.
What the heck? When did this happen?
I think that threw us all for a loop.
Great update!
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geno
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Date Posted:
10/2 10:48pm
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Well Paply seems to have decided against the idea of baby appies though they would be better then others but I guess he doesn't want to deal with the other issues babies.
Glad he was enjoying watching the old holo-vids. I think everybody got thrown for a loop with the whole padawan the current appy has, though when and where said appy pick up said padawan is in question not to mention what the current appy has planned
Good udpate, thanks for the pm and look forward to more
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VaderLVR64
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Date Posted:
10/3 4:23am
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Loved it! It might be one of my favorite entries too!
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The Musical Jedi
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Does someone need to explain the idea of retcon to Palpatine? The rest of us didn't really understand either. Though I'd love to see that conversation between Palps and Vader. "So... what happened to that padawan you were dragging around?" "Yeah - no idea. But to be fair, she just kind of appeared out of nowhere to begin with."
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