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The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 7/12
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reagan64
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10/25/06 3:29pm
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Jaya Solo posted:
My master has succeeded in creating life! With just using the Force. Not that old, boring way. Not that I know anything about that.
 I'm sure he dosen't.
Love that part.
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RavenNolan
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10/25/06 6:00pm
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I love this bit of humor regarding Palps. Of course, now I'm going to have this vision of a younger Palpatine saying 'Yippie!' That is truly frightening. Also loved the 'Where Do Babies Come From' bit.LMAO! 
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Killik_Twilight
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10/25/06 7:58pm
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Jaya Solo posted:
Where do babies come from?
Mood: Meh 
My master has succeeded in creating life! With just using the Force. Not that old, boring way. Not that I know anything about that.
But the doddering idiot put the child in a slave woman! How foolish was he! Now we’ve lost the blasted woman.
Oh well, I’m sure she and the child will turn up sooner or later.
-Darth Sidious
*dies laughing* The old 'boring' way? Not that I have any experience, mind you, but I've never figured it to be boring…  Guess that's just a sign of Palpy's madness, eh? 
Oooh, Palpatine can't find someone. Hehehe. 
Jaya Solo posted:
Now I can get on with my bigger plan: taking over the galaxy.
First step: Get elected to the Senate, then find an apprentice and begin training him.
-Darth Sidious
Well, he certainly doesn't waste time, does he?
*KT applauds*
(no, not Palpy. )
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Luna_Nightshade
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10/25/06 8:07pm
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Hehehehe--I love "Where do babies come from." Boring way? He really must be nuts! And no, he doesn't waste much time. Can't wait to find out what he says once he meets pipsqueak Ani.
Much  , Jaya. These are wonderfully silly.
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queenberuthiel
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Jaya Solo posted:
But the doddering idiot put the child in a slave woman! How foolish was he! Now we’ve lost the blasted woman.
Hummm. Maybe Plagueis wasn't the evil master mind he lead everyone to believe he was...
Jaya Solo posted:
Now I can get on with my bigger plan: taking over the galaxy.
First step: Get elected to the Senate, then find an apprentice and begin training him.
Oh boy. 'Course I always wondered why Palpy took "Darth" Maul as his apprentice. Now I realize he was just desperate.
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KELIA
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10/26/06 3:02pm
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My master has succeeded in creating life! With just using the Force. Not that old, boring way
Ah the naive mind!
Very funny update
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SalazarSlytherin
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My master has succeeded in creating life! With just using the Force. Not that old, boring way. Not that I know anything about that.
Very nice post!!
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MysteriousRaven13
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11/1/06 7:50pm
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Master,
I never realize what a Sith blog would be like until now. This is extremely hilarious. I can't wait to read more of Palpatine's blog.
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DreamingIce
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11/1/06 8:43pm
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That is bloody hilarious!
I particually love the Moods with the smilies. Reminds me of LJ. Especially the
Jaya posted:
Mood: Evil 
The image of Palpy triing to pull that face while trying to keep an evil smirk off his face is hilarious!
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Jaya Solo
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11/3/06 7:15pm
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Dorme_Amidala
Thanks for the PM.
You’re welcome.
Kyana-Morgaine
Great update!
Thanks!
Palpatine does prefer the old way of creating life, doesn't he *hahaha*? Can't stop laughing! Keep up the good work!
(I don’t think he knows the old way yet.)
reagan64
My master has succeeded in creating life! With just using the Force. Not that old, boring way. Not that I know anything about that.
I'm sure he dosen't.
Love that part.
Thanks! It was one of my favorite parts too.
RavenNolan
I love this bit of humor regarding Palps.
Thank you. He’s fun to write as an insane madman that’s really a brilliant manipulator.
Of course, now I'm going to have this vision of a younger Palpatine saying 'Yippie!' That is truly frightening.
Well, we can’t have a story about Palpatine without having a bit of fear involved, now can we?
Also loved the 'Where Do Babies Come From' bit.LMAO!
Teehee.
Killik_Twilight
Where do babies come from?
Mood: Meh
My master has succeeded in creating life! With just using the Force. Not that old, boring way. Not that I know anything about that.
But the doddering idiot put the child in a slave woman! How foolish was he! Now we’ve lost the blasted woman.
Oh well, I’m sure she and the child will turn up sooner or later.
-Darth Sidious
*dies laughing* The old 'boring' way? Not that I have any experience, mind you, but I've never figured it to be boring… Guess that's just a sign of Palpy's madness, eh?
I think it’s his way of whining that he’s not getting any.
Oooh, Palpatine can't find someone. Hehehe.
Yes.
Now I can get on with my bigger plan: taking over the galaxy.
First step: Get elected to the Senate, then find an apprentice and begin training him.
-Darth Sidious
Well, he certainly doesn't waste time, does he?
Nope.
Luna_Nightshade
Hehehehe--I love "Where do babies come from." Boring way? He really must be nuts!
He’s Palpy. What can I say?
And no, he doesn't waste much time. Can't wait to find out what he says once he meets pipsqueak Ani.
Yipee?
Much , Jaya. These are wonderfully silly.
Glad you liked them!
queenberuthiel
But the doddering idiot put the child in a slave woman! How foolish was he! Now we’ve lost the blasted woman.
Hummm. Maybe Plagueis wasn't the evil master mind he lead everyone to believe he was...
Or he hid him away for some reason and in his senility forgot to tell Palpy about it…
Now I can get on with my bigger plan: taking over the galaxy.
First step: Get elected to the Senate, then find an apprentice and begin training him.
Oh boy. 'Course I always wondered why Palpy took "Darth" Maul as his apprentice. Now I realize he was just desperate.
Hehe. You’ll see.
KELIA
My master has succeeded in creating life! With just using the Force. Not that old, boring way
Ah the naive mind!
 Yep.
Very funny update
Thanks!
SalazarSlytherin
My master has succeeded in creating life! With just using the Force. Not that old, boring way. Not that I know anything about that.
Very nice post!!
Thanks!
MysteriousRaven13
Master,
I never realize what a Sith blog would be like until now. This is extremely hilarious. I can't wait to read more of Palpatine's blog.
Glad you like it! I think it’s one of my craziest humor-fics.
DreamingIce
That is bloody hilarious!
Thanks! Told you you’d laugh.
I particually love the Moods with the smilies. Reminds me of LJ. Especially the
Mood: Evil
The image of Palpy triing to pull that face while trying to keep an evil smirk off his face is hilarious!
It’s a total me. Trying to look innocent while plotting doom. Yeah, I was going for the LJ feel. Glad it worked!
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Jaya Solo
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Date Posted:
11/3/06 7:17pm
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Good news!
Mood: 
Today I found the perfect first apprentice! He’s fierce but very dumb. (So there’s no worry of him overthrowing me. I doubt he could tie his own shoes without me telling him.)
He has these weird spikey things on his head and just looks all around intimidating. Perfect for my first apprentice.
Although, should I be worried that he just tattooed his face? That had to have hurt.
-Darth Sidious
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Mood: Conniving 
There’s this young girl…
Wait, no it’s not what you’re thinking about! Just because I’m a Sith Lord doesn’t mean I’m sick!
Anyway, she’s this idealist, young girl who wants to go into politics. I bet I could use her in the future. I’ll put in a good word for her to the apprentice legislature. Perhaps one day she’ll be queen and I’ll invade the planet just so that I can be elected Chancellor of the Republic.
Lol.
That’s absurd.
-Darth Sidious
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Chancellor Palpatine does have a nice ring to it…
Mood: Oh I just can’t wait to be king! 
So that adorable little optimist has been elected princess. Isn’t that cute? She’s like twelve. That only gives me a few more years before I get her into the office of queen and take over the planet. It’s a rather strange idea: sending troops to invade your home planet, but if it gets me elected Chancellor all the better!
Now, I have some Trade Federation representatives to meet with.
Toodles.
-The Future Chancellor Palpatine
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Well… my plan sort of worked
Mood: Annoyed 
So remember that little upstart I got into power? Yeah. That might not have been such a good idea.
Seems she’s much more head strong than I figured. The brat.
But it wouldn’t look good if the Trade Federation’s Blockade wasn’t met with much resistance from my home planet. The Naboo may be naïve, but they’re not that dumb.
Somewhat dumb.
Well, I hope she “accidentally” dies in the blockade. It would be such a tragedy.
Not.
-Darth Sidious
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RavenNolan
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11/3/06 10:59pm
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ROTFL! Palpatine's description of Darth Maul was wonderfully amusing. His thoughts on Padme were good and definitely conniving. I could actually see him kind of working all of this out in his head beforehand. Can't wait to see his thoughts on little Anakin.
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11/4/06 7:17am
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Your description Palpatine is wonderful. Thanks so much for the PM.
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11/4/06 3:12pm
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He called Maul "dumb" HAHAHA!!
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Luna_Nightshade
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11/4/06 3:42pm
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Teeheehee--I love this, Jaya. Maul with horns and tattooing his face is priceless. I love how Palpatine describes Padme--my favorite line is probably "She's like twelve." I laughed out loud. No kidding. I love how he thinks invading Naboo is "absurd." And then he decides to do it. This is hilarious. I can just see the wheels spinning in his mind.
Much , Jaya. This is priceless.
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