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Killik_Twilight
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11/4/06 11:16pm
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Hahahahahahahaha. "Just can't wait to be king" Someone's been watching a little too much Lion King. 
'Twas very amusing. 
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General_Kenobi_66
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This is Hilarious!!!!!! 
Can I please be added to the PM list? 
Anyway, Great job! 
Can't wait for more! 
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KELIA
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11/6/06 9:13am
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Love the way Palpatine's mind works.
Serves him right that Padme wasn't the weakling he was hoping for.
Great update
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Jaya posted:
Chancellor Palpatine does have a nice ring to it…
Mood: Oh I just can’t wait to be king! 
*starts humming* Oh... now you've done it... I won't be able to get that out of head for ages now. Ebil Jaya! (Or maybe I should just stop watching old disney movies. Nah, they're fun.)
So that adorable little optimist has been elected princess. Isn’t that cute? She’s like twelve. That only gives me a few more years before I get her into the office of queen and take over the planet. It’s a rather strange idea: sending troops to invade your home planet, but if it gets me elected Chancellor all the better!
Now, I have some Trade Federation representatives to meet with.
Toodles.
-The Future Chancellor Palpatine
That is gold. He description of Padmé was priceless! (So was the one of Maul, too, for that matter  )
And Palpy saying 'toodles' is just...
It's all marvellous!
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queenberuthiel
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Jaya Solo posted:
Today I found the perfect first apprentice! He’s fierce but very dumb. (So there’s no worry of him overthrowing me. I doubt he could tie his own shoes without me telling him.)
He has these weird spikey things on his head and just looks all around intimidating. Perfect for my first apprentice.
Although, should I be worried that he just tattooed his face? That had to have hurt.
Fierce but dumb. Sounds like Maul. Maybe you should try tattoos on your face, Palpy. 
Jaya Solo posted:
So remember that little upstart I got into power? Yeah. That might not have been such a good idea.
Seems she’s much more head strong than I figured. The brat.
Well, I hope she “accidentally” dies in the blockade. It would be such a tragedy.
Not.
You thought that Padme would do what you wanted her to do? You'll have to wait til episode 3. "Accidentally" dies. You can only hope. 
Loved it!
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Jaya Solo
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11/8/06 4:41pm
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RavenNolan
ROTFL! Palpatine's description of Darth Maul was wonderfully amusing.
Hehe. They were fun to write.
His thoughts on Padme were good and definitely conniving. I could actually see him kind of working all of this out in his head beforehand.
Hehe. Just wait to see how his thoughts turn on her…
Can't wait to see his thoughts on little Anakin.
Heh.
Dorme_Amidala
Your description Palpatine is wonderful. Thanks so much for the PM.
Thank you! For some reason, it’s super fun to write him like this.
Ladynaye
He called Maul "dumb" HAHAHA!!
He’s a brave little snot, isn’t he?
Luna_Nightshade
Teeheehee--I love this, Jaya. Maul with horns and tattooing his face is priceless.
Hehe. The idea of him tattooing his face was amusing. I mean, how did he get to look that way really? If he tattooed his face… that’s just scary.
I love how Palpatine describes Padme--my favorite line is probably "She's like twelve." I laughed out loud.
It was funny to think that. She really was 12.
No kidding. I love how he thinks invading Naboo is "absurd." And then he decides to do it. This is hilarious. I can just see the wheels spinning in his mind.
That part was deliciously ironic.
Much , Jaya. This is priceless.
Thanks!
Killik_Twilight
Hahahahahahahaha. "Just can't wait to be king" Someone's been watching a little too much Lion King.
I haven’t seen it in a while.
'Twas very amusing.
Thank you.
General_Kenobi_66
This is Hilarious!!!!!!
Thank you.
Can I please be added to the PM list?
Anyway, Great job!
Can't wait for more!
Thanks!
KELIA
Love the way Palpatine's mind works.
Hehe. You try writing it.
Serves him right that Padme wasn't the weakling he was hoping for.
:: snicker :: Hehe.
Great update
Thanks!
DreamingIce
Chancellor Palpatine does have a nice ring to it…
Mood: Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
*starts humming* Oh... now you've done it... I won't be able to get that out of head for ages now. Ebil Jaya! (Or maybe I should just stop watching old disney movies. Nah, they're fun.)
So that adorable little optimist has been elected princess. Isn’t that cute? She’s like twelve. That only gives me a few more years before I get her into the office of queen and take over the planet. It’s a rather strange idea: sending troops to invade your home planet, but if it gets me elected Chancellor all the better!
Now, I have some Trade Federation representatives to meet with.
Toodles.
-The Future Chancellor Palpatine
That is gold. He description of Padmé was priceless! (So was the one of Maul, too, for that matter )
Thank you! I loved that part too. This story is just so fun.
And Palpy saying 'toodles' is just...
Teehee.
It's all marvellous!
Thanks!
queenberuthiel
Today I found the perfect first apprentice! He’s fierce but very dumb. (So there’s no worry of him overthrowing me. I doubt he could tie his own shoes without me telling him.)
He has these weird spikey things on his head and just looks all around intimidating. Perfect for my first apprentice.
Although, should I be worried that he just tattooed his face? That had to have hurt.
Fierce but dumb. Sounds like Maul. Maybe you should try tattoos on your face, Palpy.
Hehe. Don’t you love that? Maul is fun to joke about.
So remember that little upstart I got into power? Yeah. That might not have been such a good idea.
Seems she’s much more head strong than I figured. The brat.
Well, I hope she “accidentally” dies in the blockade. It would be such a tragedy.
Not.
You thought that Padme would do what you wanted her to do? You'll have to wait til episode 3. "Accidentally" dies. You can only hope.
Shhhh! Don’t tell him! You’ll ruin the surprise.
Loved it!
Thanks!
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Jaya Solo
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11/8/06 4:45pm
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Dang it!
Mood: REALLY annoyed 
Okay, that annoying little queen made it through the blockade alive! Dang it! Stupid Jedi. They must be wiped out. All of them.
So now she’s off to Force knows where with some Jedi. :: sigh ::
Maybe she’ll end up on some backwater planet like Tatooine with a busted hyperdrive and can’t get off the planet.
Yes, that would be nice.
But unlikely.
Unless…
Well, I must run off to see a bounty hunter.
Oh. I really should let Maul out to play. He’s getting antsy. Maybe I’ll send him off to Tatooine. There’s just something about that planet. And that tracking device that I installed into all of the Naboo ships kinda told me that she went to Tatooine.
What?
Do you think I got here by being a dumb butt?
Well, here’s hoping she dies in the desert.
-Darth Sidious
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That annoying wench!
Mood: GAH! 
Great. So I sent a bounty hunter off to Tatooine AND Maul and what happens? Nothing. Yep, absolutely nothing. The girl is still alive. Why couldn’t she just roll over and die in the desert? And why didn’t Maul kill the Jedi? How hard could it be? I killed a Sith Lord. It’s not that hard.
So the bratty queen is now here. I have to make nice with her. Act all happy like that she’s not dead. This stinks.
Well… maybe not…
She seems to think that the senate is pretty corrupted. (I wonder why…  )
She thinks the Chancellor is ineffective.
Perfect.
All is working according to my plan.
Yes, you heard me. My plan.
I planned this. It’s not just a series of unfortunate events that happened.
And who is that boy with them?
He seems very strong in the Force. Like I’ve known him from long ago…
Maybe he will provide useful when Maul does something stupid like get himself cut in half.
-Darth soon to be Chancellor
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Oh look, I’m Chancellor… How did that happen?
Mood: Elated
That was such a surprise. I mean, I had no idea that the upstart queen that wouldn’t die would call for a vote of no confidence and then all of my opponents just somehow wouldn’t get enough votes… It’s a complete surprise.
Oh, and look, the little upstart queen is running off back to our home planet to fight.
I hope she dies.
I’m sending Maul off to finish off the job. It’s just two Jedi after all. And one’s just a learner still.
Yes, maybe the little queen will run into the wrong side of a blaster. Or drown in the lake… or get blown up by ship fire…
But that boy… hope he doesn’t do something stupid like blow up a ship and get himself killed. He might prove useful.
-Chancellor Palpatine
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Jaya Solo posted:
Oh. I really should let Maul out to play. He’s getting antsy. Maybe I’ll send him off to Tatooine. There’s just something about that planet. And that tracking device that I installed into all of the Naboo ships kinda told me that she went to Tatooine.
Maul needs to play. Or else me might think about killing his master...
Jaya Solo posted:
That was such a surprise. I mean, I had no idea that the upstart queen that wouldn’t die would call for a vote of no confidence and then all of my opponents just somehow wouldn’t get enough votes… It’s a complete surprise.
Oh, and look, the little upstart queen is running off back to our home planet to fight.
I hope she dies.
Just wait Palpy. She will die.
Jaya Solo posted:
But that boy… hope he doesn’t do something stupid like blow up a ship and get himself killed. He might prove useful.
Yes, the boy is important. Just don't let him hook up with the annoying queen...
Loved it, Jaya!
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Love Palpatine's complete disgust Maul's couldn't get the job done against one Jedi and his learner.
great update
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I have no words!
This was great!
Oh look, I’m Chancellor… How did that happen?
I wonder... 
Oh. I really should let Maul out to play. He’s getting antsy. Maybe I’ll send him off to Tatooine. There’s just something about that planet. And that tracking device that I installed into all of the Naboo ships kinda told me that she went to Tatooine.
Like I said, Awesome!
THX for the PM.
*Sits down and stares at computer screen in hopes of another post* 
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<cryptic grin to the general and big smile in Jaya's direction>
KT
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I can't believe I didn't reply to your last post!!! Well, I loved them both Very funny (especally "I can't wait to be king" and "I'm the Chancellor--how did that happen . . ." parts).
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Hehehehehehe.
Yes, I'm quite a fan of the upstart queen who wouldn't die. I love all that Palpsy has to say about her--and how he keeps hoping for her to die in the desert. And then letting Maul go out to play. I really got a kick out of how he was whining that it couldn't be that hard to kill a Jedi, since he killed a Sith Lord. Even bigger kick out of the how did that happen heading.
Great fun, Jaya! Much , Jaya. These are hilarious as always.
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Jaya Solo
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queenberuthiel
Oh. I really should let Maul out to play. He’s getting antsy. Maybe I’ll send him off to Tatooine. There’s just something about that planet. And that tracking device that I installed into all of the Naboo ships kinda told me that she went to Tatooine.
Maul needs to play. Or else me might think about killing his master...
Or just get bored and do it one night.
That was such a surprise. I mean, I had no idea that the upstart queen that wouldn’t die would call for a vote of no confidence and then all of my opponents just somehow wouldn’t get enough votes… It’s a complete surprise.
Oh, and look, the little upstart queen is running off back to our home planet to fight.
I hope she dies.
Just wait Palpy. She will die.
Silly.
But that boy… hope he doesn’t do something stupid like blow up a ship and get himself killed. He might prove useful.
Yes, the boy is important. Just don't let him hook up with the annoying queen...
It’s canon. Funny canon. Ironic canon, but still canon.
Loved it, Jaya!
Thanks!
KELIA
Love Palpatine's complete disgust Maul's couldn't get the job done against one Jedi and his learner.
Hehe. Palpy is fun to write.
great update
Thanks!
General_Kenobi_66
I have no words!
That’s good, right?
This was great!
Thanks!
Oh look, I’m Chancellor… How did that happen?
I wonder...
Teehee.
Oh. I really should let Maul out to play. He’s getting antsy. Maybe I’ll send him off to Tatooine. There’s just something about that planet. And that tracking device that I installed into all of the Naboo ships kinda told me that she went to Tatooine.
Like I said, Awesome!
Thanks!
*Sits down and stares at computer screen in hopes of another post*
Well, it won’t be too… soon… Have to do like 20+ years of blog posts for him and have to make sure I pace it okay.
Killik_Twilight
<cryptic grin to the general and big smile in Jaya's direction>
Hehe.
NYCitygurl
I can't believe I didn't reply to your last post!!!
That’s okay.
Well, I loved them both
Thanks!
Very funny (especally "I can't wait to be king" and "I'm the Chancellor--how did that happen . . ." parts).
Thanks! I loved those too.
Luna_Nightshade
Hehehehehehe.
Yes, I'm quite a fan of the upstart queen who wouldn't die.
No wai! Rly? Srsly?
I love all that Palpsy has to say about her--and how he keeps hoping for her to die in the desert.
And yet she didn’t.
And then letting Maul go out to play. I really got a kick out of how he was whining that it couldn't be that hard to kill a Jedi, since he killed a Sith Lord.
Hehe. I mean, dude, how hard can it be?
Even bigger kick out of the how did that happen heading.
I love that part too.
Great fun, Jaya! Much , Jaya. These are hilarious as always.
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Jaya Solo
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Well, Apprentice #1 down the tubes, literally
Mood: Oh well
So that “perfect” first apprentice didn’t last long at all. He got himself cut in half by that padawan. He’s on my list now. Right under that annoying queen.
I mean, literally, he was cut in half and then fell down the power shaft!
I’ve seen the video! It made me laugh. It’s really quite funny to watch him tumble down the shaft, not quite dead yet, banging on the sides of the shaft as he falls… Heh.
What? Did you expect me to be sad or something? I’m a Sith freaking Lord!
So now I’ve got to start over from scratch. I could just snatch the boy right now, but I’ll let him get in with the Jedi even more. It’ll be even more fun to snatch him right out from under their noses and watch him turn. Their “Chosen One” will be their down fall.
Awwww… look at the poor wittle queen. She looks all sad. Poor girl.
She still didn’t die.
Maybe the next apprentice will get her.
-Darth Sidious
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Oh… that’s why he seemed so familiar
Mood: Excited 
Remember that kid? The one that I said was the Jedi’s “Chosen One?”
Guess who he really is?
:: snicker ::
He was the kid created by my master!
And the Jedi took him in. The suckers.
Oh, they’ll live to regret this.
Wait, scratch the live part.
But… of course I knew this all along… it was according to my plan. I really knew all along, of course, that the kid and his mom made it to Tatooine.
Heh. Well, at least that should take care of that annoying Jedi. He took him on as his padawan.
This should be entertaining.
Anyone know of a good Dark Jedi? I’m looking for one.
-Darth Sidious
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Funny thought
Mood: Amused
So, know how that little angst ball of a kid is now training to be a Jedi?
Wouldn’t it be funny if he and the annoying twit of a queen got together?
I mean, that would distract the kid. Could make him not focus on his training so much… could make him vulnerable… could eventually lead to that twit’s death…
I like this idea more and more.
Still looking for an apprentice…
-Darth Sidious
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