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The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 10/2
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queenberuthiel
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11/13/06 11:37am
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Jaya Solo posted:
So that “perfect” first apprentice didn’t last long at all. He got himself cut in half by that padawan. He’s on my list now. Right under that annoying queen.
I mean, literally, he was cut in half and then fell down the power shaft!
I’ve seen the video! It made me laugh. It’s really quite funny to watch him tumble down the shaft, not quite dead yet, banging on the sides of the shaft as he falls… Heh.
Well you know, things like that happen...
Jaya Solo posted:
Remember that kid? The one that I said was the Jedi’s “Chosen One?”
Guess who he really is?
:: snicker ::
He was the kid created by my master!
And the Jedi took him in. The suckers.
Hehehe. The "Chosen One" And the Jedi were suckers for thinking that they could train him! Obi-Wan should have listened to Yoda.
Loved it, Jaya!
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11/13/06 2:06pm
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Jaya posted:
I’ve seen the video! It made me laugh. It’s really quite funny to watch him tumble down the shaft, not quite dead yet, banging on the sides of the shaft as he falls… Heh.
Oh, they’ll live to regret this.
Wait, scratch the live part.
Wouldn’t it be funny if he and the annoying twit of a queen got together?
 Jaya, you make me laugh out loud!! This is absolutely brilliant!!!
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Luna_Nightshade
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11/13/06 5:39pm
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Hehehehe--yes, Apprentice 1 down the tubes. Teeheehee. And the poor wittle queen... I love his amusement at realizing why Anakin seemed so familiar, and how it is like he's browsing the classifieds for dark Jedi. Hehehehe, and his conniving about Anakin and Padme's relationship...
Hilarious as always, Jaya. So very silly. Much  Can't wait for more!
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General_Kenobi_66
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Fantastic post as usual!
Anyone know of a good Dark Jedi? I’m looking for one.
I know of one... 
Awwww… look at the poor wittle queen. She looks all sad. Poor girl.
She still didn’t die.
Maybe the next apprentice will get her.
Nope, sorry. 
But… of course I knew this all along… it was according to my plan. I really knew all along, of course, that the kid and his mom made it to Tatooine.
Course you did! 
and yes, I have no words is certainly good! 
Thx for the PM
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LilyHobbitJedi
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11/13/06 8:14pm
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This story is absolutely hilarious!
I’ve seen the video! It made me laugh. It’s really quite funny to watch him tumble down the shaft, not quite dead yet, banging on the sides of the shaft as he falls… Heh.
What? Did you expect me to be sad or something? I’m a Sith freaking Lord!
This just had me clutching my sides. Palpy laughing at the death of Maul, hehe.
Heh. Well, at least that should take care of that annoying Jedi. He took him on as his padawan.
This should be entertaining.
You can say that again!
Wonderful story, I can't wait for more. Can you add me to the pm list?
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Killik_Twilight
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11/13/06 9:19pm
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha. 
I really need a laugh tonight, Jaya. Thanks for posting this.
KT
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Ladynaye
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11/14/06 8:03am
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Handmaiden_Azul
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11/14/06 2:25pm
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Brilliant. PM me when you update!
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VaderLVR64
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11/14/06 5:33pm
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Incredibly funny!
So now I’ve got to start over from scratch. I could just snatch the boy right now, but I’ll let him get in with the Jedi even more. It’ll be even more fun to snatch him right out from under their noses and watch him turn. Their “Chosen One” will be their down fall.
Awwww… look at the poor wittle queen. She looks all sad. Poor girl.
She still didn’t die.
Maybe the next apprentice will get her.
LOVED it!
Could you please add me to your PM list? 
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DaenaBenjen42
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11/14/06 8:59pm
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Just read this and...
More?
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Layren
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Okay I remember you telling me about this, but why I didn't click then at the time, I'll never know.  This is insane, Jaya! In a good way of course I have this huge stupid grin on my face which is really what I needed tonight! Excellent job, very funny Particularly love the Emoticons and the mood Marvelous!
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KELIA
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11/15/06 8:16am
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I can just picture Sidious watching the Maul video over and over and over.
Loved the way he "came up" with the idea of Anakin and Padme getting together.
Great update
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loved it. please add me to you pm list.
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Jaya Solo
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11/17/06 7:32pm
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queenberuthiel
So that “perfect” first apprentice didn’t last long at all. He got himself cut in half by that padawan. He’s on my list now. Right under that annoying queen.
I mean, literally, he was cut in half and then fell down the power shaft!
I’ve seen the video! It made me laugh. It’s really quite funny to watch him tumble down the shaft, not quite dead yet, banging on the sides of the shaft as he falls… Heh.
Well you know, things like that happen...
‘s what happens when you play with lightsabers…
Remember that kid? The one that I said was the Jedi’s “Chosen One?”
Guess who he really is?
:: snicker ::
He was the kid created by my master!
And the Jedi took him in. The suckers.
Hehehe. The "Chosen One" And the Jedi were suckers for thinking that they could train him! Obi-Wan should have listened to Yoda.
Loved it, Jaya!
Hehe.
NYCitygurl
I’ve seen the video! It made me laugh. It’s really quite funny to watch him tumble down the shaft, not quite dead yet, banging on the sides of the shaft as he falls… Heh.
Oh, they’ll live to regret this.
Wait, scratch the live part.
Wouldn’t it be funny if he and the annoying twit of a queen got together?
Jaya, you make me laugh out loud!! This is absolutely brilliant!!!
Glad it made you laugh. This story is just really fun to write.
Luna_Nightshade
Hehehehe--yes, Apprentice 1 down the tubes. Teeheehee.
Well, he is a Sith Lord, he had to find it funny. I mean, Maul looks kinda funny falling down that shaft…
And the poor wittle queen... I love his amusement at realizing why Anakin seemed so familiar, and how it is like he's browsing the classifieds for dark Jedi.
Yep. Silly Sidious.
Hehehehe, and his conniving about Anakin and Padme's relationship...
He does know about it…
Hilarious as always, Jaya. So very silly. Much Can't wait for more!
I like writing silly stuff. Makes me laugh.
General_Kenobi_66
Fantastic post as usual!
Thanks!
Anyone know of a good Dark Jedi? I’m looking for one.
I know of one...
Heh. Which one?
Awwww… look at the poor wittle queen. She looks all sad. Poor girl.
She still didn’t die.
Maybe the next apprentice will get her.
Nope, sorry.
Heh. Not quite yet… third one’s the charm…
But… of course I knew this all along… it was according to my plan. I really knew all along, of course, that the kid and his mom made it to Tatooine.
Course you did!
Yes… he’s omnipotent…
and yes, I have no words is certainly good!
Good.
LilyHobbitJedi
This story is absolutely hilarious!
Thank you! Glad you found it.
I’ve seen the video! It made me laugh. It’s really quite funny to watch him tumble down the shaft, not quite dead yet, banging on the sides of the shaft as he falls… Heh.
What? Did you expect me to be sad or something? I’m a Sith freaking Lord!
This just had me clutching my sides.
Dang. I’m just too funny. I should stop that…
Palpy laughing at the death of Maul, hehe.
It was funny. I mean, he tumbled and hit the sides and all. And he was in half. That’s a funny death.
Heh. Well, at least that should take care of that annoying Jedi. He took him on as his padawan.
This should be entertaining.
You can say that again!
For him at least.
Wonderful story, I can't wait for more. Can you add me to the pm list?
How much are you willing to pay me? Glad you like it.
Killik_Twilight
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
I really need a laugh tonight, Jaya. Thanks for posting this.
Good! I need one too.
Ladynaye
Heh. Glad you liked it.
Handmaiden_Azul
Brilliant. PM me when you update!
Glad you liked it.
VaderLVR64
Incredibly funny!
Thanks! 
So now I’ve got to start over from scratch. I could just snatch the boy right now, but I’ll let him get in with the Jedi even more. It’ll be even more fun to snatch him right out from under their noses and watch him turn. Their “Chosen One” will be their down fall.
Awwww… look at the poor wittle queen. She looks all sad. Poor girl.
She still didn’t die.
Maybe the next apprentice will get her.
LOVED it!
Thanks!
Could you please add me to your PM list?
If I have to.
DaenaBenjen42
Just read this and...
Glad you liked it.
More?
In just a bit.
Layren
Okay I remember you telling me about this, but why I didn't click then at the time, I'll never know.
You should listen to me more often.
This is insane, Jaya! In a good way of course
I’m always the good kind of insane.
I have this huge stupid grin on my face which is really what I needed tonight!
I seem to get that a lot.  Guess it’s cathartic for me to write this stuff.
Excellent job, very funny Particularly love the Emoticons and the mood
I love them too. They add the right touch.
Marvelous!
Thanks!
KELIA
I can just picture Sidious watching the Maul video over and over and over.
Yeah, he probably got an email about it and forwarded it to all of the other evildooers in the galaxy for a good laugh.
Loved the way he "came up" with the idea of Anakin and Padme getting together.
Yep. He did. Didn’t you know that?
Great update
Thanks.
Tatooine_Ghost
loved it. please add me to you pm list.
Glad you liked it!
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Jaya Solo
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Date Posted:
11/17/06 7:34pm
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Are you my appy?
Mood: Meh 
I found someone suitable to take over Maul’s place.
He’s not fierce and he’s not dumb.
But he is rich! 
So what if he’s almost as old as the little green troll… I don’t need him for that long. He’s just a temporary apprentice. I’m just waiting until the perfect time to snatch the boy away from the Jedi. They’ll never see it coming.
Or maybe they will, but they won’t believe it.
I love how gullible they are.
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Mood: Plotting 
So I decided that I’m not just happy being the Chancellor. If I want to bring down the Jedi I might as well rule the galaxy too. I’m thinking I like the title of Emperor…
In order to achieve my plan, I’m going to have to create this really elaborate plan.
I’m thinking that I want a Grand Army of the Republic. It will be convenient when I have my Trade Federation buddies use their troops to attack the stability of the Republic.
This is where my new appy comes in handy. First off: he’s rich. His money can be used to make the clones. Second off: he’s very suave. He can control the Trade Federation and others and make them into the Separatists and be their figure head.
Oh. Did I mention that he’s the annoying Jedi’s Master’s Master? That’ll teach him to kill my first apprentice. He was so cute. I mean fierce.
Also, the boy is coming along quite nicely. He’s got this adorable little dark streak.
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