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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 11/26/06 11:09am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/17
	Did I mention that he’s the annoying Jedi’s Master’s Master? What a mouthful!! As for the old part . . . look who's talking!!! Great post -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse "Hat. We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat."
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General_Kenobi_66 Registered: Oct '06	Date Posted: 12/10/06 7:04pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/17
	Up? Ducks head at shameful begging -----signature----- Everybody has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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EGKenobi Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 1/17/07 3:46pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/17
	I LOVE this "blog"!! I've not had this much of a laugh in ages!! Please PM me update EG -----signature----- The Shifting Future: http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=24571153&brd=10476&start=25321338 Event Horizon: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24429782/p1/?4 Proud master to CrystalSaber_1 and GeneralKenobi7
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Jaya Solo Registered: Jul '99	Date Posted: 5/24/07 8:31am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/17
	I've started writing more on this, so don't worry, there will be an update! (Geez! It's been FOREVER since I posted hasn't it? ) -----signature----- Padawans: DreamingIce, LostJedi26 Restoring Order: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24000645 Green Eyes 4: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=24195159 Palpatine's Blog: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/25399668
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MotionWright Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 5/24/07 11:42am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/17
	Wow! This is both in character and incredibly funny. And I'm delighted to know you'll be writing more. -----signature----- About Fathers http://boards.theforce.net/f/b1/27051840
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Jaya Solo Registered: Jul '99	Date Posted: 6/6/07 11:37am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/17
	Okay, I've finally started writing again on this story! I hope I didn't lose too many of you along the way! Tatooine_Ghost loved it. i got the first post. i got the first post. nanananah Hehe. I'm still amused by the "I got the first post" stuff, and I'm glad you liked it. General_Kenobi_66 I got the second Post, nanananah Hehe. Excelent Post! You gotta love it Thanks. So what if he’s almost as old as the little green troll… Better not let him hear you say that or you will get a good whack from that stick of his Yoda or Dooku? Handmaiden_Azul He odes have an adorable little dark streak! That he did, especially at his age. Master_Shehnron Dude write more! PM me A.S.A.P This is soooooooooooooooooo priceless! Description? Brilliant............Brilliantly evil!!!!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA (choke) My Bad. PEACE-OUT! Glad you liked it. DaenaBenjen42 Palpy thinks the dark streak is adorable? So, so fits him. It totally does. Also: It totally does. Good post. Thanks! Luna_Nightshade Hehehehe--yes, it is an adorable little dark streak. I love how Dooku's richness is so appealing, and how he is looking for a really elaborate plan. Well, it has to be elaborate. He is an evil genius Sith-Lord. They all seem to have these immense, elaborate, malevolent plots. Teeheehee. First time he's really attempting to "plan" now! Hehehehe. I love it. Much , Jaya. Loved it as always. Yes, attempt being the key word. Layren This is where my new appy comes in handy. First off: he’s rich. His money can be used to make the clones. Second off: he’s very suave. He can control the Trade Federation and others and make them into the Separatists and be their figure head. Oh. Did I mention that he’s the annoying Jedi’s Master’s Master? That’ll teach him to kill my first apprentice. He was so cute. I mean fierce. Also, the boy is coming along quite nicely. He’s got this adorable little dark streak. -Darth Sidious LOVE Sidious' thoughts on Dooku Excellent work Jaya, and you're right, I really should listen to you more often. Perhaps I'll start It's fun in a disturbing kind of way to get into his head. Darth_Leia_6669 I just found this, and I couldn't stop laughing. Not much time for a lengthy reply, but I wanted to say to keep up the great work! Hope to see more soon! I'm glad you really liked it! queenberuthiel Dooku is rich. And a hottie. Um... to each her own, I guess... The annoying Jedi's Master's Master? Try saying that three times fast. Tis a fun tongue twister. Chancellor does shound drab. Emperor it is! The boy does have a temper... Loving this, Jaya. Hehe. I'm glad you are. LilyHobbitJedi He’s not fierce and he’s not dumb.But he is rich! Ah yes, his ulterior motive for picking Dooku. I don't think it was super transparent. Did I mention that he’s the annoying Jedi’s Master’s Master? That’ll teach him to kill my first apprentice. He was so cute. I mean fierce. Maul cute?!?!? He was twisted, wasn't he? Also, the boy is coming along quite nicely. He’s got this adorable little dark streak. Of course he does. He wouldn't be adorable otherwise. Great update, thanks for the pm! Thanks! RavenNolan Poor Palpy's having Padme problems. Serves him right. He'll always have them until she's dead. And then he has her children to deal with, so that's another problem. I took him long enough to realize who Anakin was. Heh. I like my theory. Don't know if anyone else does, but I do. I loved the little part about him laughing at watching the video of Maul's demise. That was rich. Teehee. So now Palpy is going to try his hand at matchmaking between Padme and Anakin. I feel sorry for those two. You should. Another hilarious two posts. I needed the laugh. Thanks. Glad you did. VaderLVR64 Sneaky old Palps! Well, he did create this master plot... figure he's somewhat sneaky. KELIA At least Palpatine isn't shy about admitting why he chose Dooku as his apprentice. He'd never be shy. He'd probably even tell him to his face. Great update Thanks! Ladynaye LOL Thanks! NYCitygurl Did I mention that he’s the annoying Jedi’s Master’s Master? What a mouthful!! He's the master of annoyingly hard complicated adjectives! If that's wrong, I blame not learning very good grammar in school. As for the old part . . . look who's talking!!! Shhhh! Don't tell him that! He might hurt you... Great post Thanks! EGKenobi I LOVE this "blog"!! Thanks! I'm glad you like it! I've not had this much of a laugh in ages!! Teehee. I'm glad it made you laugh. MotionWright Wow! This is both in character and incredibly funny. Really? In character? Well, I'm glad you like it at least. And I'm delighted to know you'll be writing more. Thanks! PM List Ladynaye KELIA NYCitygurl RavenNolan General_Kenobi_66 LilyHobbitJedi Handmaiden_Azul VaderLVR64 Tatooine_Ghost EGKenobi -----signature----- Padawans: DreamingIce, LostJedi26 Restoring Order: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24000645 Green Eyes 4: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=24195159 Palpatine's Blog: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/25399668
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Jaya Solo Registered: Jul '99	Date Posted: 6/6/07 11:41am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 6/6
	Er… sorry it’s been so long… seems being chancellor is actually like hard... Mood: Frustrated So the annoying queen lasted far too long for my taste. She stayed in for two whole terms as the monarch of Naboo. Why didn’t I see this coming? Oh... um... of course I saw this coming. It was better to have the little upstart off in her own little world where she couldn’t annoy me. Unlike now. Ahem. So there’s a new pesky queen. That’s okay. At least she hasn’t stopped a blockade and gained the favor of all of her subjects for years to come. But she has done something rather annoying. You see, pesky queen #2 nominated pesky queen #1 to be the Senator from Naboo. Do you see where this is going? Yes... now pesky queen #1 is the pesky Senator from Naboo. That means she gets to be in the Senate with me. Goody. So now I have to see her on a daily basis and pretend that I like her. I like her well enough when she’s doing what I want her to do, but that hardly ever happens. She’s so annoying sometimes. She wants the galaxy to be some happy, peaceful place where everyone has an equal chance at everything in life. La de da. She’s soooooo naive. Why can’t she see that power is what really matters and that I want ALL of it. At least her naiveté makes her not suspect that I’m up to anything. Now I have to figure out a way to get rid of the pesky former-queen turned senator for good. Off to plan more of my evil plot to take over the galaxy. Toodles. -Palpatine ----- Oh, right, I almost forgot... Mood: Devious So remember that boy? The one born of the Force? Well, I figured out a way to turn him... See, he has this mom. No, I’m not going to marry her and then be a father to him. So get that idea out of your mind. Well, he was raised by her, unlike other Jedi. That means he already has an attachment. Do you see where I’m going with this? Well, wouldn’t it just be a horrible tragedy if something... happened to her? I mean, this would all be pure coincidence of course. Oh, and the clones have been coming along nicely. Now I just have to figure out how to get them into the hands of the Republic without getting mine dirty. -Palpatine ----- Well, now I have a reason to kill her besides the she’s annoying reason Mood: Lightning or strangle worthy Okay, so the annoying former-queen turned senator has just really gotten my Odupiendo. She and her little goody-goody comrades seem to think that the galaxy should be all happy and beautiful and serene. She’s been spending too much time at Lake Country on Naboo. As for the other senators... they must be on some kind of spice. They’ve formed a “Loyalist” committee that opposes the Separatists. This is good. It creates division in the senate and they’re all too stupid to see the cracks that I’m driving throughout the foundations of the Republic. Hm... this is also good because I can kill her off! I know! It’s so exciting! I totally planned it this way. Now I can make it look like she was killed off because of this little committee she’s formed! I love it when things work out. Because I planned them that way, of course. More soon once she’s dead. -Darth Sidious -----signature----- Padawans: DreamingIce, LostJedi26 Restoring Order: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24000645 Green Eyes 4: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=24195159 Palpatine's Blog: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/25399668
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Layren Registered: Oct '03	Date Posted: 6/6/07 11:49am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 6/6 - Date Edited: 6/6/07 11:50am (2 edits total) Edited By: Layren
	So remember that boy? The one born of the Force? Well, I figured out a way to turn him... See, he has this mom. No, I’m not going to marry her and then be a father to him. So get that idea out of your mind. Awww but that would be so funny! Not to mention disgusting, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, especially not poor Shmi Being married to Palpatine could you really imagine? Poor palpatine having to put up with Amidala in the Senate Glad this is back, Jaya! I've really enjoyed it -----signature----- Proud Master to Ara-gon The Triad Chronicles http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/25934993/p1/?177 (OC's) Into Another Day http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/27926050/p1/?0 2008 Dear Diary Challenge I am Jinngerbread.
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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 6/6/07 12:26pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 6/6
	Glad to see you've started this back up!!! Great post -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse "Hat. We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat."
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Tatooine_Ghost Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 6/6/07 12:56pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine¡¯s Blog (dark humor) Update: 6/6
	loved it. can not wait for the next post. -----signature----- And the psychological benefits of driving a battleship up the Tigris and parking it in the middle of Baghdad has got to be useful.-Jello WJFC means never having to say you're sorry.
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VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 6/7/07 6:41am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 6/6
	So glad to see this one updated! So there’s a new pesky queen. That’s okay. At least she hasn’t stopped a blockade and gained the favor of all of her subjects for years to come. But she has done something rather annoying. You see, pesky queen #2 nominated pesky queen #1 to be the Senator from Naboo. Do you see where this is going? Yes... now pesky queen #1 is the pesky Senator from Naboo. That means she gets to be in the Senate with me. Goody. Poor Palpatine! -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 6/7/07 8:33am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 6/6
	How wonderful to see "the pesky Senator" getting under Palpatine's skin! Palpatine deserves if for what he has planned. Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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Killik_Twilight Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 6/7/07 11:57am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 6/6
	'Ole Palps is a sneaky one, ain't he? But he can't get rid of Padmé, hehe. KT -----signature----- "Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them." Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Sen_Padme_Amidala Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 6/19/07 2:24am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 6/6
	LOL, Jaya this is to funny! KELIA posted: How wonderful to see "the pesky Senator" getting under Palpatine's skin! Palpatine deserves if for what he has planned. Great update I totally agree with KELIA! You write this so well, and the irony and forshadowing is killing me. Yeah, I bet Padme is getting on his nerves she's supose to isn't she? . Anyway, great story and I can't wait for another update. -----signature----- "I am capable of keeping my mouth shut, I just don't want to" - Siri Tachi Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Dark side and a Light side, and it holds the universe together.
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Jaina_Solo_15 Registered: Dec '02	Date Posted: 6/26/07 7:26pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 6/6
	As for the other senators... they must be on some kind of spice. I've said that about many a senator. claps hand over mouth And...now's the time I'll shut up about politics. I loved this update, Master. You make Palpy's blog consistently outrageous and funny. I love it. -----signature----- Proud Dark Lady of the DLC
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