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Kyana-Morgaine
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9/9/07 3:29am
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 8/29
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*hahahahahaha*
How'd he fix it Anakin not having any offsprings? Sit next to him for a lifetime while they're together on Naboo?
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Luke_Mara_Index
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9/20/07 11:29pm
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RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 8/29
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ROFL!!!! ooh my gosh Jaya!!! I'm in hysterics!!! There were a couple times i burst out laughing and hoped nobody noticed!!!!
Wow...that was positively priceless. i'm totally bookmarking this...ROFL.... 
I love it!! Could I have a PM when you update, please?!
ps-this is Irish Jedi Jade...i forgot to log out...sorry!
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Darth_Leia_6669
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9/21/07 2:42pm
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How did I lose this? *looks puzzled*
This is just too funny! I wish I didn't have to read it at the library, so I could really laugh good at it. Could you put me on your PM list, Please?? *bats eyes*
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SilSolo
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9/21/07 5:25pm
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! very funny, especially the pesky queen#2 elected pesky queen#1 to be senator
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Sen_Padme_Amidala
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9/22/07 9:44pm
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Oh, I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. Aww, i almost feel sorry for Palpy that his atempts at killing off Padme aren't working, but then I remember what he does to her and Anakin    and then I don't. Anyway, I am loving how much Padme is getting on Palpy's nerves  and I can't wait for another update!
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1Yodimus_Prime
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9/23/07 2:50pm
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"She didn't die again. I think I'm going to cry soon."
Oh that Palpatine.
Hmmm...I wonder if Nute Gunray or Count Dooku ever reply to his Blog? 
Also, I'm surprised he hasn't reviewed any of his favorite bands yet.
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Jaya Solo
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9/24/07 7:56pm
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Jaina_Solo_15
Yay! My clones are complete! Now I am fulfilled as a person
That line still makes me laugh! And was just one of the many that I loved!
You can just hear the sarcasm in it.
I can't wait for you to post more, Jaya dear.
Killik_Twilight
So much to do. So little evil to go around.
*dies laughing*
As I've said before, I am Greatly Amused™.
So it's officially trademarked how amused you are over my story. 
Darth_Drachonus
Nice, add me to the update list please lol
Glad you liked it.
geno
very interesting
Interesting... that's a good word to describe it. 
great story and look forward to more
Thanks!
DreamingIce
So much to do. So little evil to go around.
Oh, I'm so glad to see this back up! And Palpy sounds as... sarcastic? Amusing? As before... Actually, I'm getting a vibe that's a cross between an Keith Allan (a la Sheriff of Nottingham in BBC's Robin Hood tv series) and Scar (a la Lion King)
Hehe. I think I'm going for that one and sort of for Stewie Griffin. I'm sure there is another evil person I'm picking up too...
Keep it up, Master
Thanks!
KELIA
I'm loving how Padme keeps inadvertently ruining Palpatine's day
She's annoying like that, isn't it?
Maybe I should find an apprentice to... fix it so he can't
Don't you dare start plotting against Anakin!
Naw, he wouldn't. This is pretty canon... except for the crazy part. Well, maybe.
Great update
Thanks!
VaderLVR64
Anyway, to make my future apprentice more evil, I'm going to kill off his mom soon. She's being tortured by these ugly, smelly creatures on Tatooine as we speak. That should make him do something reckless.
Maybe the stupid-former-queen-turned-senator will finally die.
Palpy really is a cranky sort, isn't he?
Who told you?
Glad you liked it.
Tatooine_Ghost
loved it. can not wait for the next chapter.
Thanks!
NYCitygurl
Come on now, have you ever heard of a suave Jedi Master? They're too goody-goody to know how to flirt with girls. He'll probably compare her to sand or something since he must think it's sexy since he grew up only seeing sand. Or he'll tell her how much she reminds him of his mom... all too sexy. But who knows, maybe he'll do something stupid like run off with her or knock her up. That'd be funny.
Wait... do I really want the Chosen One having kids? Maybe I should find an apprentice to... fix it so he can't. Yes... that might be a good idea...
I love how he's obsessed with offing Padme
Just a bit.
Awesome that you updated again? The Awards: They Suck Your Time ;
Just a little. Part of it is that I have another story to write too. I just get to bid my time between the two.
Idrelle_Miocovani
Jaya, this is HILARIOUS! Pure brilliance -- just the right thing to put me in a good mood while I mull over my homework!
Hehe. Glad you found it and liked it.
Handmaiden_Azul
Is he plotting to castrate Anakin? *is trying to figure out if it would be funny or a tragedy*
The answer is yes!
Kyana-Morgaine
*hahahahahaha*
How'd he fix it Anakin not having any offsprings? Sit next to him for a lifetime while they're together on Naboo
Heh. Or show him what the darkside does to your... um...
Irish_Jedi_Jade
ROFL!!!! ooh my gosh Jaya!!! I'm in hysterics!!! There were a couple times i burst out laughing and hoped nobody noticed!!!!
I love it when I do that to people. 
Wow...that was positively priceless. i'm totally bookmarking this...ROFL....
Yeah, I'm known to be a little funny. Sometimes...
Darth_Leia_6669
How did I lose this? *looks puzzled*
It happens sometimes.
This is just too funny! I wish I didn't have to read it at the library, so I could really laugh good at it.
Yeah, I hate it when you're reading something and laugh really loudly at it and then have to explain why it's funny, what fan fiction is, and why on earth you're reading it. Glad you liked it!
SilSolo
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! very funny, especially the pesky queen#2 elected pesky queen#1 to be senator
Thanks!
Sen_Padme_Amidala
Oh, I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.
I should have put a disclaimer, a big one, shouldn't I?
Aww, i almost feel sorry for Palpy that his atempts at killing off Padme aren't working, but then I remember what he does to her and Anakin and then I don't.
Yeah, sadly we know what happens in the end.
Anyway, I am loving how much Padme is getting on Palpy's nerves and I can't wait for another update!
Thanks!
1Yodimus_Prime
"She didn't die again. I think I'm going to cry soon."
Oh that Palpatine.
Hmmm...I wonder if Nute Gunray or Count Dooku ever reply to his Blog?
The fun thing is to try to figure out if he's writing this for himself or for others to read. And if it's just for himself, why is he blogging it?
Also, I'm surprised he hasn't reviewed any of his favorite bands yet.
He doesn't have any.
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Jaya Solo
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Date Posted:
9/24/07 8:04pm
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EXCELLENT!
Mood: Excited, and I just can't hide it! 
Teehee! Teeheehee! My future apprentice got in touch with his anger and killed lots of those smelly creatures on Tatooine because his mom died! Teehee! Teeheehee!
Finally! It's about time that something went right!
Now, to see about his pesky master...
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And it just keeps getting better!
Mood: Happy!
Oh, I forgot to add that my future appy's master fought with a bounty hunter and lost. Well, not exactly, but it's close enough. He's currently being handled by my current appy. This should be fun! Tralalalala!
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I planned it this way. Seriously. Shut up. Stop laughing.
Mood: Indifferent 
Okay, so here's the break down on what happened. As you last know, my future appy went all darkside and killed lots of people. Hehe. His master was then captured by his master's master. Hehe. Make sense?
Well, if all had worked out in a perfect universe, said master would have been killed. But it's not perfect. Yet.
So the love birds decide to go save his precious master. Seems they like him or something. They get captured too. It's a trend among that line of Jedi. (Something about not thinking before they act. I bet his kids would do the same thing... er... he won't have kids. What am I talking about?)
So being the intelligent bad guys that my minions are  , instead of just taking a blaster and shooting them, they decide to kill them in an epic manner. (Hey, I'd probably do the same. Who wants to kill things the old, boring way? It's more fun to watch them squirm.) They took out the three captives into an arena and let out these fierce creatures that tried to eat them. Of course our three annoying do-gooders won and killed the deadly creatures. It makes sense doesn't it? They can just defy all logic and survive something that would kill normal beings. But nooooo, they're like some super, ultra, uber living beings that survive the impossible. Look at me, I'm a Jedi. I do good things. I don't die because of it. 
The next part is where it gets really weird. So the annoying things are still alive, and then my appy pulls out his massive droid army. We can't let them walk away, now can we? Then the stupid reinforcements arrive. Yep, more stinking Jedi come to save the annoying things. They fight the droid army. Some of them die. Hehe. My bounty hunter gets his head cut off by the bald Jedi. That was kinda cool. Seriously, his head just fell off. It was great! You should see the video. It's on YouTube.
So then the troll showed up with the clone army. Weird how those things happen, isn't it?  The battle goes on and on. My appy ends up fighting my future appy and his master. My future appy gets his arm cut off. Poor thing. Then my appy kicks my future appy's master's butt. That video is also on YouTube complete with my commentary. It's awesome.
Oh, so the troll... you wouldn't believe it! He's actually good at fighting!  Who would have thought? He's like some freaking jumping frog that's hyped up on spice! That's cool to watch, even though he is a Jedi.
Did any of that make sense? Yeah, long story short... um... I win! Seriously, if either side wins, I still win! Hehe!
Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars.
Whoops. 
-Darth Sidious
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The Musical Jedi
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Date Posted:
9/24/07 8:18pm
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I love the YouTube references! It really does have everything! Quite hilarious, Jaya. Please add me to your PM list.
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Irish_Jedi_Jade
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9/24/07 9:40pm
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ROFL!!!! ooh ooh ooh Jaya!!!! You have me in stitches!!! wow!!!!! I loved all the youtube references, LOL, and the little crack at the end,
Did any of that make sense? Yeah, long story short... um... I win! Seriously, if either side wins, I still win! Hehe!
Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars.
Whoops.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ooh my goodness!! My sides hurt. And my cheeks from smiling....ooh man....that is soo funny! I love it! Thanks for the PM, I'm dying and waiting IMPATIENTLY (hey, why sugar coat it?) for more more more more!!!
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geno
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9/25/07 12:52am
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Well it seems at least for a moment something actually sort of went as he planned. Lots of humor is always good when your happy.
Look forward to more and if you have a pm list please add me
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KELIA
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9/25/07 3:55am
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Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars.
Whoops.
Yeah, he sounds real broken hearted about it
I loved the You Tube references.
And Palpy keeps insisting he planned it all this way....uh huh, right
Great update
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Kyana-Morgaine
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9/25/07 4:13am
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Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars.
Whoops.
Can happen, can't it?
Great post! Please post more soon!
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VaderLVR64
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9/25/07 6:14am
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Did any of that make sense? Yeah, long story short... um... I win! Seriously, if either side wins, I still win! Hehe!
Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars.
Don't you hate it when stuff like that happens!
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9/25/07 1:05pm
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Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars.
Whoops.
ROTFLMAO. Loved it. Can not wait for the next Blog.
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