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Idrelle_Miocovani Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 9/25/07 2:59pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 9/24
	You should see the video. It's on YouTube. Why does Palpy remind me of a thirteen year old boy? Love how he says that he "accidentally" started the clone wars. Too funny! I was careful to have pillows around. promptly falls off chair -----signature----- Nat is my new Muse. Yes, you may have one of those flowy Greek-robe things you say you can't spell. This Time Around: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/27062943/p1/?2 DarthIshtar's Padawan
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Handmaiden_Azul Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 9/26/07 8:17am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 9/24
	Aww, he's so cute! -----signature----- I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don't look at me. -Simon Buffy: What are you doing here? Spike: Look... Buffy: Five words or less. Spike: [counts on his fingers] Out for a walk. [pauses] Spike: Bitch. Ec
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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/28/07 5:22pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 9/24
	I planned it this way. Seriously. Shut up. Stop laughing. (Something about not thinking before they act. I bet his kids would do the same thing... er... he won't have kids. What am I talking about?) Love that My bounty hunter gets his head cut off by the bald Jedi. That was kinda cool. Seriously, his head just fell off. It was great! You should see the video. It's on YouTube. Oh. My. Goodness. I think I'm going to die of laughter from reading that YouTube . . . So then the troll showed up with the clone army. Weird how those things happen, isn't it? The battle goes on and on. My appy ends up fighting my future appy and his master. My future appy gets his arm cut off. Poor thing. Then my appy kicks my future appy's master's butt. That video is also on YouTube complete with my commentary. It's awesome. Continued awesomeness Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars. Whoops. Great post!!! Awesome stuff -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse "Hat. We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat."
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Darth_Leia_6669 Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 10/5/07 3:30pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 9/24
	I really shouldn't read this at the library, but it's bwetter than missing out!!! Love how he never uses names. Kinda reminds me of myself in my journals... Wait. Do I really want to have something in common with Palpy? The horror!! Keep it up! I always need a good laugh --later-- 6669 -----signature----- SOTH: When Worlds Collide http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=28532068&brd=10476 Chapter 17 up 10-8!! Master to Lisbev! Vader for Prez in '08! Check my profile for more stories and art!
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Sen_Padme_Amidala Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 10/14/07 9:50pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 9/24
	(Something about not thinking before they act. I bet his kids would do the same thing... er... he won't have kids. What am I talking about?) Aww, If only he knew. "Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars." Loved this and the Youtube references. Keep it up, Jaya. -----signature----- "I am capable of keeping my mouth shut, I just don't want to" - Siri Tachi Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Dark side and a Light side, and it holds the universe together.
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DreamingIce Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 10/14/07 11:57pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 9/24 - Date Edited: 10/15/07 12:00am (1 edits total) Edited By: DreamingIce
	That video is also on YouTube complete with my commentary. It's awesome. snorts That. Is. Freaking. Hilarious! As always, wonderfully sardonic commentary, Jaya. [face_appplause] ...You know, this is EXACTLY the sort of thing certain members of my senior English class would come up with... we have twisted minds... Very twisted... but we find ourselves funny... -----signature----- Crazy padawan of JayaSolo "Do not disturb... Im disturbed enough already" Canon sucks! Get it away from me! http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/23417532 ^ The Jacella Index. Sweet Perfection.
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SilSolo Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 10/15/07 5:54pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 9/24
	OMG youtube refs!!! lol! -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/27517284/p1/?11 Like this quick sketch: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32848083/ ? Then commission me. Prices are negotiable.
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Jaya Solo Registered: Jul '99	Date Posted: 11/8/07 6:20pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 9/24
	The Musical Jedi Welcome to the story! I love the YouTube references! It really does have everything! Thanks! They were super fun to write in. Quite hilarious, Jaya. Please add me to your PM list. Glad you like it. Irish_Jedi_Jade ROFL!!!! ooh ooh ooh Jaya!!!! You have me in stitches!!! wow!!!!! I loved all the youtube references, LOL, and the little crack at the end, I'm glad you liked them. They were very fun to add in there. Did any of that make sense? Yeah, long story short... um... I win! Seriously, if either side wins, I still win! Hehe! Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars. Whoops. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ooh my goodness!! My sides hurt. And my cheeks from smiling....ooh man....that is soo funny! I love it! Thanks for the PM, I'm dying and waiting IMPATIENTLY (hey, why sugar coat it?) for more more more more!!! Heh... it's amusing that you found it that funny. Try not to laugh too hard at the rest of the story. geno Well it seems at least for a moment something actually sort of went as he planned. Lots of humor is always good when your happy. Hehe. He can claim that anything worked. Look forward to more and if you have a pm list please add me KELIA Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars. Whoops. Yeah, he sounds real broken hearted about it Hehe. That he does. I loved the You Tube references. Hehe. They were fun to put in. And Palpy keeps insisting he planned it all this way....uh huh, right Oh, just let him keep thinking it. Great update Thanks! Kyana-Morgaine Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars. Whoops. Can happen, can't it? It could. Great post! Please post more soon! Thanks! VaderLVR64 Did any of that make sense? Yeah, long story short... um... I win! Seriously, if either side wins, I still win! Hehe! Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars. Don't you hate it when stuff like that happens! Hehe. It's totally annoying when things go the way you planned no matter what. Tatooine_Ghost Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars. Whoops. ROTFLMAO. Loved it. Can not wait for the next Blog. Thanks! Idrelle_Miocovani You should see the video. It's on YouTube. Why does Palpy remind me of a thirteen year old boy? Actually, I have the voice of Stewie Griffin in my head when I'm writing some of this. Love how he says that he "accidentally" started the clone wars. Hehe. Yep, that's our wittle Palpy. He has big accidents. Too funny! I was careful to have pillows around. promptly falls off chair Oh good! Handmaiden_Azul Aww, he's so cute! Something disturbing about that... Palpy... cute? NYCitygurl I planned it this way. Seriously. Shut up. Stop laughing. (Something about not thinking before they act. I bet his kids would do the same thing... er... he won't have kids. What am I talking about?) Love that Thanks! My bounty hunter gets his head cut off by the bald Jedi. That was kinda cool. Seriously, his head just fell off. It was great! You should see the video. It's on YouTube. Oh. My. Goodness. I think I'm going to die of laughter from reading that YouTube Heh. I think Palpy is my favorite crazy, maniacal “genius” to write about. So then the troll showed up with the clone army. Weird how those things happen, isn't it? The battle goes on and on. My appy ends up fighting my future appy and his master. My future appy gets his arm cut off. Poor thing. Then my appy kicks my future appy's master's butt. That video is also on YouTube complete with my commentary. It's awesome. Continued awesomeness Thanks! Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars. Whoops. Great post!!! Awesome stuff Thanks! Darth_Leia_6669 I really shouldn't read this at the library, but it's bwetter than missing out!!! Lemme guess, people stare at you like you're a crazy person? You're very brave! Love how he never uses names. Kinda reminds me of myself in my journals... Wait. Do I really want to have something in common with Palpy? The horror!! He doesn't deem them worthy of their names. Plus he doesn't remember them, and it's a bit demeaning to not use them! Keep it up! I always need a good laugh Sen_Padme_Amidala (Something about not thinking before they act. I bet his kids would do the same thing... er... he won't have kids. What am I talking about?) Aww, If only he knew. Heh. I'm sure he'll find out sooner or later. "Seems I accidentally started the Clone Wars." Loved this and the Youtube references. Keep it up, Jaya. Hehe! Thanks! DreamingIce That video is also on YouTube complete with my commentary. It's awesome. snorts That. Is. Freaking. Hilarious! Heh. It seems that YouTube was the perfect reference or something. I didn't think I was that funny. ;) As always, wonderfully sardonic commentary, Jaya. Thanks! I hear Stewie Griffin's voice when I read it. ;) ...You know, this is EXACTLY the sort of thing certain members of my senior English class would come up with... we have twisted minds... Very twisted... but we find ourselves funny... That's why I like you. ;) I remember the evilness of high school exams. Good luck on them! SilSolo OMG youtube refs!!! lol! Thanks! PM List Ladynaye KELIA NYCitygurl RavenNolan General_Kenobi_66 LilyHobbitJedi Handmaiden_Azul VaderLVR64 Tatooine_Ghost EGKenobi Darth_Drachonus Idrelle_Miocovani Irish_Jedi_Jade Dartha_Leia_6669 The Musical Jedi geno -----signature----- Padawans: DreamingIce, LostJedi26 Restoring Order: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24000645 Green Eyes 4: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=24195159 Palpatine's Blog: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/25399668
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Jaya Solo Registered: Jul '99	Date Posted: 11/8/07 6:38pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8
	Dude! Mood: Gossip time! So I just heard it from a very reliable source that my future appy and the annoying-former-queen-turned-senator got married! Aw. Isn't that sweet? I should send them a present. Like his arm back. Yeah, he got a new arm. It's shiny. Bet that feels great against her skin. I bet this will lead to only great things for them. I mean, being married, separated by war, young, kind of stupid, and hiding a marriage should be great for them, right? Or better yet, great for me! If I kill her off now, he'll get angry and turn to the dark side. If I don't kill her off, he'll see how annoying she is, turn to the dark side and kill her off himself! It's win win! And he's not breaking the code at all. Nope. No new attachments to worry about. Heh. Dumb kid. See, this is why you join the dark side. We don't believe in love or attachments. We don't care what you do with your free time, but there's none of this love nonsense. Plus, we have cookies. So yes, I only see good things in the future. Good things for me that is. They'll probably end up splitting up, or she'll die (hehe), or she'll die, or he'll kill her... etc. Everything is according to my plan. -Darth Sidious ----- Awww... the poor widdle couple... Mood: Pointing and laughing Awww, the poor widdle couple is separated by war. I feel so sorry for them. Not. Seriously, if I can't get any... erm... nevermind. Why should they be happy? But yes, the poor couple is separated by his stupidity and her recklessness... or is it the other way around? Anyway, he's off doing stupid stuff that'll get him killed and she's at home causing problems for me. Goody. But at least there's chaos and havoc all throughout the galaxy. Yay. -Darth Sidious ----- Oh look, Jedi are dying, darn Mood: Evilly happy So my old appy, not the one that died, the physically old one, found himself a little underling. Aw. I have a grand-appy! So the new grand-appy is so cute. She like totally trained herself. She plays with lightsabers and is totally fierce. You know what I would totally love to see? Her verses the little troll. That would be super awesome. They both have crazy flipping moves and quick flying lightsabers. I would totally pay to see something like that. Hm... I wonder if I can pull that off... Seriously, don't you think it'd be amazing to watch? I hope she doesn't die before she gets to fight him. It's so hard to find good entertainment these days. -Darth Sidious -----signature----- Padawans: DreamingIce, LostJedi26 Restoring Order: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24000645 Green Eyes 4: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=24195159 Palpatine's Blog: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/25399668
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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 11/8/07 6:46pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8
	I should send them a present. Like his arm back. Brilliant!! And I can totally see Palpy having an "If I'm not getting laid, no one is" attitude -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse "Hat. We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat."
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geno Registered: Jul '07	Date Posted: 11/8/07 10:40pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8
	Well I guess its good Palpy is happy, though I don't think it would be good for anybody else. good update lots of laughs, thanks for the pm and look forward to more
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DreamingIce Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 11/8/07 11:05pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8 - Date Edited: 11/8/07 11:07pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DreamingIce
	Heh. It seems that YouTube was the perfect reference or something. I didn't think I was that funny. Because we really all wish that it was on youtube with commentary, how hilarious would it be?! I hear Stewie Griffin's voice when I read it. ... We need a 'mwahahaha' smilie... That's why I like you. I remember the evilness of high school exams. Good luck on them! Thanks! (Although the worst part of the exam was partly the fact that we couldn't have our usual inane conversations... the ones which end up with people running around the classroom with chairs upside down on their heads... That was a fun one to explain away. ) Anyways: to the update! Mood: Gossip time! ... Am I the only one to find that combination of mood and smilie odd yet utterly amusing? If I kill her off now, he'll get angry and turn to the dark side. If I don't kill her off, he'll see how annoying she is, turn to the dark side and kill her off himself! It's win win! That is such a... I can so see Palpy thinking like that. For the whole 'if i'm not getting laid, no one is' thing as well. And the arm present. That's a nice sithly tough there. Creepifying, but totally Palps. And 'grand-appy' Ventress, eh? Me likes. It's so hard to find good entertainment these days. I'm sure. Watching politicians bicker all day must get annoying... and watching Anakin would mean watching him and Padmé... and there's only so much of Anakin's whinging a Sith Lord can put up with... -----signature----- Crazy padawan of JayaSolo "Do not disturb... Im disturbed enough already" Canon sucks! Get it away from me! http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/23417532 ^ The Jacella Index. Sweet Perfection.
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Irish_Jedi_Jade Registered: Jul '07	Date Posted: 11/8/07 11:12pm Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8
	ROFL!!! AGAIN!!! Ooh Jaya...those were priceless!! I'd comment more on all of them, but I've got to go to bed. Wonderful wonderful Job! Thanks soo much for the PM, I love your blog!!!! Hahahahahahahahahha!!!! -----signature----- Trading in my heels and dresses for combat boots and camouflage . . . Feb 17th - April 10th: Air Force Basic Military Training All stories, posts, and mushyness will be on hold until I get out - see you on the flip side! ~**~ Lots of love to everyone!
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VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 11/9/07 5:53am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8
	Oh my! What an evil Palpy! If I kill her off now, he'll get angry and turn to the dark side. If I don't kill her off, he'll see how annoying she is, turn to the dark side and kill her off himself! It's win win! And he's not breaking the code at all. Nope. No new attachments to worry about. Heh. Dumb kid. See, this is why you join the dark side. We don't believe in love or attachments. We don't care what you do with your free time, but there's none of this love nonsense. Plus, we have cookies. Did someone say cookies? Loved it! Absolutely hilarious! -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 11/9/07 7:50am Subject: RE: The Once and Future Sith Lord: Palpatine’s Blog (dark humor) Update: 11/8
	Seriously, if I can't get any ...erm...nevermind Sidious! At least he's made peace with that little fact You know what I would totally love to see? Her verses the little troll I can totally see Yoda kicking her bald butt!! Great update - I needed a laugh this morning -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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