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AnakinsFavorite Registered: Apr '06	Date Posted: 4/10/07 9:14am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	Oh wow! Each time, I'm like "This was the best post!" and I'm now saying that about this one! I had a list of my favorite parts but realized I'd pretty much written down the entire post! I just love this alterior view of what's going on in Obi's head! Who would have guessed that he had such sarcasm and wit??! Excellent post! I can't wait for the next one! AnakinsFavorite -----signature----- "I want not fame, beauty, love, or money- all I desire is to make a difference and be remembered for it. Life demands this of me, and I am its humble servant." ~Me
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Veloz Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 4/10/07 9:37am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	Yay an update! Man oh man, so many funny parts i dunno where to start You've still got it old timer! I must admit, I was magnificent today, from the beautifully presented Force suggestion on a stormtrooper to finally using a lightsaber on a ratbag rather than using it as a cooking utensil. looks like Obi enjoyed the action that day Naturally there were stormtroopers everywhere and they made a beeline straight for us. After their usual witty banter (I was secretly hoping one of them was Cody – I shall clone him a new face one day, I swear it), too funny! I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel, and this pilot didn't even have some sick bags. I will be deducting two hundred credits from the ships fee as Skywalker was sick all over me Ewww! poor Obi Wan Organa gave as good as she got, although the quip about Tarkin holding my leash was right out of order, there was no call for that. Just goes to show how I am now viewed as an underling. Tarkin got all fidgety and let go of some fruity language. She spat on him. I had a chuckle about that. How she works up the saliva I'll never know. Vader didnt like the leash comment, i always thought that line must have annoyed him Then, he shocked us all. Well, me in particular, by actually blowing up the planet! It's an interesting way of working, that's for sure. I really need to get myself back on the evil ladder or else this guy will walk all over me for the rest of my natural. Anyway, I'm looking forward to Dantooine. Best do a bit of the old lightsaber practice just in case that old goat is there. Vader needs to re-read his Villains for Dummies book again and the "old goat"? priceless! Wonderful update, i'm totally looking forward to the next part U write funny extremely well, great job! and thanks for the pm -----signature----- "Hello there!" "Remember the Force will be with you..always" - Obi Wan Kenobi, ANH "Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?"- Obi Wan Kenobi, ANH
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jedi_of_ennth Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 4/10/07 10:03am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	Great post! Luke is so clueless. It's fun. We came across a group of slaughtered Jawas. It was obviously an Imperial operation, I found remnants of ice cream wrappers and empty packets of jelly babies there and the stormtroopers are notorious for their sweet tooth. Rumor has it that the Empire's dental plan budget is the equivalent of a large planets' GDP. Anyway, Luke realized (after about an hour of cleaning up) that the Lars might be in danger. “Come let me buy you a drink. Barman, two shandies with lime for the ladies who can't hold their beer, and make sure you put an umbrella in them.” Had a look around the Death Star. Not much to do on here. Tarkin has had the whole place painted a dull gray which seems to make me tired. At around about that moment, I had a tremendous bout of pain. At first I thought it was my gout playing up, but then I realized it was Force related. Luckily, it wasn't Yoda, but it felt strangely as if a thousand voices cried for their nerfskin jackets with the fancy pom-poms, before being completely silenced. I fear the Empire has done something monstrous, like...confiscating clothes or something. I can't really work it out. Excellent update! -----signature----- "I'm your friend. I love you." -- Zekk to Jaina, LotF: Fury
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VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 4/10/07 10:26am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	He even had the gall to let that Threepio one drive, which would explain why a four hour journey took eight. A rather sad day though, as the Lars are no more. We came across a group of slaughtered Jawas. It was obviously an Imperial operation, I found remnants of ice cream wrappers and empty packets of jelly babies there and the stormtroopers are notorious for their sweet tooth. Rumor has it that the Empire's dental plan budget is the equivalent of a large planets' GDP. Anyway, Luke realized (after about an hour of cleaning up) that the Lars might be in danger. He didn't say much when he got back except that he wanted to become a Jedi. Oh Force. I had to make a snap decision. After all, I would have simply gotten off at Anchorhead, waved ta ta and took the blue droid with me. Thereafter teaching my ex-Padawan that there are only so many times you can annoy a Jedi without a size eleven being parked where the sun does not shine. Now we have to go to Mos Eisley to get a ship that can fit us all. The place is a rag-tag amalgamation of cut throats, drunkards, idiots and blowhards. A bit like the Jedi Temple really. Threepio then took us on a 'shortcut'. I wish Anakin had melted him down for cutlery. We will have to camp out now, and I hate camping. Poor Obi-Wan. Doesn't he know that snarkiness is of the Dark Side?? Love Vader. He's still whiny. Poor baby! -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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Kelli_LB Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 4/10/07 11:18am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	I'm so happy that you updated! The place is a rag-tag amalgamation of cut throats, drunkards, idiots and blowhards. A bit like the Jedi Temple really. I love how Obi-Wan still insults the Jedi regularly. Mind you, Grand Moff Lord Darth Vader of the Sith is a bit of a mouthful. And it would cost a fortune for a name tag at the team bonding weekends) shall have words. Serious words. This is a bombshell. I didn't realize it was still going. The last time I went it was being used as a bingo hall. I was two numbers away from winning as well. I can imagine Vader in a sea of blue haired old ladies playing bingo. â€œCome let me buy you a drink. Barman, two shandies with lime for the ladies who can't hold their beer, and make sure you put an umbrella in them.â€ One thing that hasn't changed is Obi-Wan's marvelous ability to insult people. I love how you've written his character. On another important matter, the droids on this battle station are completely useless. He's got them all on wheels and they just scooter about bleeping all the time. What do they do? You know, I've often wondered the same thing. but it felt strangely as if a thousand voices cried for their nerfskin jackets with the fancy pom-poms, before being completely silenced. I fear the Empire has done something monstrous, like...confiscating clothes or something. I can't really work it out. -----signature----- Winner of the 2007 Saga Fanfic Awards for Best Villain. The Legacy: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/248894 "I'm babbling on about galactic prostitution...and that's not why you're here! You're here for battle." --The Knudson Menace
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Jade_Pilot Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 4/10/07 11:40am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	"I don't like traveling. I especially do not like traveling over long distances. I absolutely detest traveling long distances while squeezed into a flying vacuum cleaner between Skywalker Jr and his droids. I started laughing here and barely stopped until I reached the ending!" "Rumor has it that the Empire's dental plan budget is the equivalent of a large planets' GDP." Only clones would bring ice cream to Tatooine! "Now we have to go to Mos Eisley to get a ship that can fit us all. The place is a rag-tag amalgamation of cut throats, drunkards, idiots and blowhards. A bit like the Jedi Temple really." I literally spit my diet coke with this line! ...(what is a Moff anyway? And why wasn't I made one? Mind you, Grand Moff Lord Darth Vader of the Sith is a bit of a mouthful. And it would cost a fortune for a name tag at the team bonding weekends) shall have words. Serious words. Can't breathe...laughing too hard... "Apparently the Emperor has dissolved the Senate. This is a bombshell. I didn't realize it was still going. The last time I went it was being used as a bingo hall. I was two numbers away from winning as well." Stop! You're killing me here... (I was secretly hoping one of them was Cody – I shall clone him a new face one day, I swear it), HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “Come let me buy you a drink. Barman, two shandies with lime for the ladies who can't hold their beer, and make sure you put an umbrella in them.” ...ROTFLOL... "He quoted a ludicrous price. I quite quickly jokingly upped his offer to which he agreed. Sarcasm was never a strong point of mine." I like your interpretation MUCH better! Was bored today so tortured Organa a bit. I must admit to a bit of grudging respect at her ability to withstand the feather duster. She has obviously been well trained to harness its ticklish power. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "I had a tremendous bout of pain. At first I thought it was my gout playing up, but then I realized it was Force related. Luckily, it wasn't Yoda, but it felt strangely as if a thousand voices cried for their nerfskin jackets with the fancy pom-poms, before being completely silenced. I fear the Empire has done something monstrous, like...confiscating clothes or something." ROTFLOLBAG! That clothing line is the funniest thing I've ever read!!!! I have laughed so hard at your pieces in the past, but today I was near hysterical! This is your best one yet! Or maybe it's just all the Easter candy...naw! It's this fic! Bravo! -----signature----- I'm so adjective I verb noun.
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Ascal_Elessar Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 4/10/07 12:44pm Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	"The place is a rag-tag amalgamation of cut throats, drunkards, idiots and blowhards. A bit like the Jedi Temple really." "The last time I went it was being used as a bingo hall. I was two numbers away from winning as well." I've now got this mental image of Vader jumping up and down shouting "House!" Fantastic post. -----signature----- "HELLO THERE!" Member of the Obi-Wan Kenobi Fan Club "He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm and the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever, he burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe."
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KimberlyA Registered: Dec '06	Date Posted: 4/10/07 2:09pm Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	YAY an update!! Apparently the Emperor has dissolved the Senate. This is a bombshell. I didn't realize it was still going. The last time I went it was being used as a bingo hall. I was two numbers away from winning as well HAHAHA I feel bad for the people who sat next to him during a bingo game... I advised that we would require a ship for myself, thicko and the can openers.hahaha can openers. I must admit to a bit of grudging respect at her ability to withstand the feather duster. She has obviously been well trained to harness its ticklish power. Well, a feather duster is better than being choked!! haha
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VA_Parky Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 4/11/07 10:34am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	Heeeeeeeeeeeeee! Another fabulous chapter, cdmcc! Between Obi-Wan and Vader, I don't know who made me laugh harder. Every time Obi-Wan interacts with Luke - a.k.a. "Skywalker Jr." - I end up giggling like a loon. Obi-Wan's disdain for the entire situation comes shining through so perfectly. And yet, despite it all - he's still there... along with the 'can openers.' So you see? My Obi has a good heart, really he does! And Anakin is still getting annoyed by every one around him. His cracks about Leia were priceless - I CANNOT wait to find out what he's going to think when he finds out who her real parents are. Oooooh boy... that's going to be good! Love the little poignant touch of Vader remembering Padme and his life as a Jedi. That made me sniffle a wee bit, I admit it. I'm such a softie. This story is one of my all time favorites. I adore every single word! -----signature----- Currently on hiatus Awash in Broken Promises (RotS AU): http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/23913704/p1/ Our 1st - Matthew - arrived 1/1/08
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Alley_Skywalker Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 4/11/07 12:17pm Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	How did I ever miss the update??? Anyways, awesome as always! Loved Vader's nickname for Obi-Wan -- "old goat" I can totally see that too -----signature----- Knight of the Fanfic Order (trained by oqidaun) Master to CodyMonKenobi & mujapple-juicey Proud Obi/Ani shipper! Facades: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24152038/p1 Class of '09 forever!!!
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cdmcc Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 6/20/07 10:20am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Update 10.04
	Valairy - It's a ruse, he was always a dummy evil Sith. AnakinsFave - Every time he was scratching at the beard he was biting down a sarcastic remark. I'm sure I heard Lucas say as much Veloz - 'Villains For Dummies' Cheers jedi_of_ennth - Many thanks! Vadey - He's always whiny! You wouldn't have him any other way! Kelli - Insults are my speciality . I just bite my tongue in real life and whack it all down here. Jade - Too kind Ascal - Bingo Vader. Good name for a band. Kimberley - Glad you liked it! Parky - As ever, I demand a bow smillie so I can put it here! Alley - An update is a rare thing these days Apologies for the elongated absence. Various degrees of officialdom and bank managers have barred my path. I'll PM the last list, if you want off, just say the word! Monday From Obi-Wan's Diary I shall be brief as I appear to be going round in circles on this vast monstrosity. They could have at least put signs up. 'This way to the Tractor Beams!' wouldn't have gone amiss. The highly unfunny Solo chap eventually found the switch to get us out of hyperspace. Unfortunately, we plunged straight into the remnants of Alderaan. It appears the Empire has destroyed it. The swines! We were naturally aghast at such wanton destruction. Bail Organa still owed me 1000 credits as well. Anyway, out of nowhere, an Imperial fighter zoomed overhead. With all the childish bravado associated with smuggler types (I'm positive that overt machismo is compensation for something), Solo went after it. Twenty seconds later, we were stuck in a tractor beam, being relentlessly pulled into what appears to be the Emperor's latest vanity project (again – compensation – everything in EmpireWorld is massive). Well, I got a bit fidgety. This wasn't what I had planned. Skywalker Jr, again displaying the loneliest brain cell in the galaxy, appeared convinced that it was a multiplex, and hurriedly ran through the plot of the latest gory film which he was looking forward to viewing. He even had to the nerve to complain that I would get in half price as a senior citizen. If he wasn't the last hope of the Jedi, I would take great pleasure in giving him a bird's eye view of the wonders of space. Without a suit. His droids could keep him company. Solo was up for a rumble, but I'm afraid I don't have that in me anymore. Oh, for the olden golden days, when I could smash bone with the best of them! Instead we hid in one of the smuggling compartments. It was the foulest smelling experience of my life, and I've had the pleasure of doing Anakin's laundry after Jedi sports day. To top it all off, the wookiee got his fur in my mouth and I now have a nasty tickly cough. After some rough and tumble with a few stormtroopers (who appear to be most stupid, as well as the worst shots in the galaxy) we discovered the source of the tractor beam. The banter was reaching the height of nonsense so I volunteered to go and switch it off. It's been about three hours and I keep ending up in the same corridor. It's like one big revolving drab door. The Force is also getting a bit ticklish, so I must be aware. Will this misery ever end? Force I'm hungry. From Vader's Diary A glorious, glorious day. I am now officially head honcho numero uno. The man in black. The legend. Not that I am one to blow my own trumpet of course. The scout ships reported that Dantooine contained the grand total of four arts and crafts shops, a public pool, a crazy golf range, a dachshund and a high ranking family of professional village idiots. Hatchet face was almost purple. Then another report came in – they had missed the cutoff and went to the wrong planet. Dolts. Even when they eventually found the place (apparently they had to stop and ask for directions) it was abandoned. Tarkin was even more miffed. He was ranting on about executions and the like, when we received report that the Death Star has actually caught a ship in the one working tractor beam. Not any old ship, but a ship that had suspiciously departed Tatooine post haste. Understandable, but, given the circumstances, most intriguing. I hastened to the hanger to find what appeared to be a flying dustbin which had been hammered into the shape of a giant magnet. I dished out the orders and was about to watch when I felt a bit funny. There was something familiar and it smelled like very cheap fried food, which I haven't had the dubious pleasure of experiencing since one fat Jedi ruined my life. I raced back to Tarkin and told him that Kenobi was on the Death Star. He asked me why I hadn't gone on board to check it out, which was a fair point I suppose. Then he poo-pooed the whole thing. I don't like being poo-pooed. Unbeknown to him I had a rather sneaky plan to take over his whole 'look at me' operation formulating in my head. Kill Kenobi, get the plans (even better- get the location of the base) and I could then stride about with a bit more vim and vigour than I have been. Hatchet boy was shining his medals when a report comes in about a set to in the detention area. Then he gets all panicky and turns to me to sort it. Yeah wimp boy because you know that your bottom is grass and I'm the lawnmower. I started scouring the Death Star for the old fool. I was positively tingling. I began at what I would consider his usual haunts. Truth be told, I had put all the proverbial eggs in the one basket, and was more than a little saddened to find he wasn't standing in the queue of the Death Star franchise of Gulp'n'Blow. I had a selection of small fries and a cold cherry beverage of some sort. It was foul and the owner of said franchise complained that I was frightening away the customers. I choked him for that. Back on the hunt like a big cat, I eventually realized that the goat would be attempting to release the tractor beam so I went and waited for him at the hanger. I was reading the paper when he eventually turned up. I advised him that his powers were weak and flabby, and that I was about to go medieval on him. He took it with all the good grace of the galaxy renowned loser that he is. I note that his vocabulary has increased tenfold in the filthy words category, I will give him that. He was desperately out of shape, it took him two and a half minutes to detach his lightsaber from the innumerable folds of his dirty cloak, and a further minute to operate the thing. Anyways, he (as usual) starts going on and on and on about what a disappointment I am and how he has some new powers. The usual boring twaddle one has come to expect from Wonky. I had him cornered eventually, and just as I was about to land the final, beautiful killing stroke, he gave up! I was raging then, he didn't even have the dignity to beg. I chopped him a real beauty to the midsection. None of this lopping arms off malarkey, that gets you nowhere. But the strangest thing happened – he disappeared! Just like that! I had a bit of a poke at the robes with my toe, there was no way I was dirtying my hands on the rags he called clothes. The rest of his band of saps fell into my big plan and got away, unaware of the tracking device I had ordered to be planted. It had better work or else there will be some serious technician choking going on. Went back to my quarters, phoned Palpy and gave him the news (he was well chuffed), put the feet up and had a celebratory sherry. Tuesday From Obi-Wan's Diary I really should have signed that life insurance policy. Damn! From Vader's Diary The homing beacon is apparently working and we are following at a discreet distance. Tarkin is getting a bit fidgety now, you can see him wondering if I will chop him into nerf food as well. Your time is coming you moron. Watch your back. Inspected the troops who now tremble with awe and fear at the Jedi destroyer par excellence. They can even march in a straight line now. On a side issue, I am positive I spotted two rather familiar droids aiding and abetting those rebel dogs. If this is true, I shall have great fun in terrifying that waste of alloy Threepio. I'm sure I could turn Artoo to the dark droid side, he would be a powerful and cheeky ally. Not a lot to do now except wait. I hate waiting. Wednesday From Obi-Wan's Diary I am no more. The giant that was Obi-Wan Kenobi (obviously not literally) has been banished to the spectral hinterlands. I had hoped of a better way to go out than at the hands of the helmet. Perhaps saving a kitten from the onrushing path of a drunk speeder driver. That would have been nice. Or in some bizarre boating accident which would have kept me in the conspiracy files. No, I had to be chopped by a Skywalker. I always knew he was bad news. Now he can wander about with utter impunity, boasting that he sliced and diced me. I really let myself down with the lightsaber. Practice is no substitute for the real thing. He was quite slow as well, a younger me would have dealt with him in a second. I noted that he still employed the same technique as he always had – the running about going AAARGH technique that he perfected. The brute. No finesse. He even had the nerve to summon about two hundred Cody clones (my word, the genetic makeup has slipped badly – they are abysmal. Half of them ran in the wrong direction and one banged his head on the ceiling) to back him up, he's nothing but a bully. Unfortunately he is a bully who managed beat me, even though I let him win in the end to give his thick son and Padmé mark II a chance. It took me ages to get that tractor beam off, I had to download the manual which was technobabble gibberish and ran to three hundred pages, which took me an hour and a half to read. If I'd only turned to the last page there was a big diagram with the 'ON' and 'OFF' instructions. I was heading back to the ship and there he was, standing against a wall reading the funnies. He seemed a bit taller. Still as mouthy though, the ungrateful little toerag. Where does he get off calling me an old man? I'm only old because I had to train him and deal with the likes of baldy and the frog for my entire career. Then he gets frisky with a wardrobe and tilts the entire balance of the galaxy into utter darkness. And have I ever received an apology for this? There's more chance of Yoda winning the after dinner speaker of the year competition. It was a brief battle and I had to eventually make my peace with the Force. Apart from him of course, I shall haunt him for fun. Just as he was swinging the blade, I heard the voice of my old master, the wise and patient Qui-Gon Jinn. “Get out of the way fat boy!” Charming as ever. I was looking forward to a lifetime of rest, but he's only gone and dragged me into some weird blue place. I can't even get a drink. Apparently I'm to help Skywalker Jr defeat Palpatine from beyond the grave. Good grief, shall I know no peace? Qui-Gon got a bit shirty when I asked him about the pay and holidays, and he disappeared to 'work'. He should work on his manners, the hippie. More bad news – I've to rendezvous with Yoda to work out a plan. That should be fun. On the plus side, I moved all of the brats items about his room. He was raging. Ha! From Vader's Diary Took me three hours to find my helmet today. I could also only find one boot and my toothbrush was in the fresher. I feel a chokefest coming on. Apparently the rebel fleet is on Yavin, a mildly boring place. I looked up the planet questionnaire (another Palpy waste of money) and apparently the most popular hobbies include 'looking at plants', 'building sheds' and 'early nights'. Well hold me back from that hotbed of fun and laughter. It shall be a pleasure to watch it go boom. Tarkin has botched this one as well though, because instead of just bringing us out of orbit and laying waste to the ramshackle rebellion, he insisted we should go the long way. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that to send both Kenobi and the rebellion down in such a short space of time would be worth another medal or two, but he just blanked me again. He really is a waste of skin. Bring on the rebellion! -----signature----- I, for one, do not think the problem was that the band was down.I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
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VA_Parky Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 6/20/07 10:42am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Updated (eventually) 20/6
	Heeeeeeeee! Yayyyyyy!! cdmcc, you're back!!!!!! Oh, I have missed this story so much! And this update reminded me why: because you have the ability to make me laugh out loud when I am at work! That is generally unheard of these days!! I totally give up. I love both Obi-Wan and Vader equally. I can't help it. They both tickle my funny bone to the point where I can't pick a favorite. I mean, how could I when Obi actually got me laughing at the destruction of Alderaan??! I almost spit out my mouthful of water when Obi said Bail owed him money - hmmm... I always sensed Organa was hiding something! Now we know the truth! And how awesome is it that Vader's reaction whenever someone ticks him off is to choke them??! LOVE IT! And now he's got Obi haunting him. Oooooh boy - I have a feeling a toothbrush in the toilet is going to be the least of his concerns before too much longer!!! At least Vader still cares about oral hygiene! He should get some points for that! Qui-Gon's appearance was perfect! "Get out of the way fat boy!" Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! No wonder Obi was all disgruntled! A wonderful, hysterical update! I will never, ever be able to look at A New Hope the same way again, but I am perfectly fine with that. -----signature----- Currently on hiatus Awash in Broken Promises (RotS AU): http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/23913704/p1/ Our 1st - Matthew - arrived 1/1/08
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AnakinsFavorite Registered: Apr '06	Date Posted: 6/20/07 10:43am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Updated (eventually) 20/6
	Oh my! This was way too funny! Of course I want to stay on your list. Here were my most favorite parts- afterall, I couldn't quite the entire darn thing! Bail Organa still owed me 1000 credits as well. Poor Obi- it looks like he won’t be getting his credits afterall! Love how he can only think of his stomach at times like these! I really should have signed that life insurance policy. Damn! Man, he really is having a bad day! I guess that’s what he gets for hanging out with Mr. Impulsive, the Rag Carpet, and Mr. Low IQ! It was a brief battle and I had to eventually make my peace with the Force. Apart from him of course, I shall haunt him for fun. Just as he was swinging the blade, I heard the voice of my old master, the wise and patient Qui-Gon Jinn. “Get out of the way fat boy!” explodes with laughter Keep these coming- I can't wait for more... chaos! AnakinsFavorite -----signature----- "I want not fame, beauty, love, or money- all I desire is to make a difference and be remembered for it. Life demands this of me, and I am its humble servant." ~Me
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Valairy_Scot Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 6/20/07 10:44am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Updated (eventually) 20/6
	What to quote, what to quote....I'd quote the whole thing back at you. Another fine update. -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/25405090/p3/?52 Prolific Author thread: list & links there. Muse fueled by coffee. Often AWOL despite frequent sipping. Writes on inspiration, not a schedule. 2007-2008 the quality years
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Kelli_LB Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 6/20/07 11:48am Subject: RE: Where Did It All Go Wrong? (A New Dope) - Humor/Diaries; Obi/Vader; Updated (eventually) 20/6
	You have no idea how happy I am to see this story updated. I have missed it so much. Don't you dare take me off the PM list! Force I'm hungry. Ah, it wouldn't be Obi-Wan without him being hungry in the middle of action. There was something familiar and it smelled like very cheap fried food, which I haven't had the dubious pleasure of experiencing since one fat Jedi ruined my life. That was priceless! Truth be told, I had put all the proverbial eggs in the one basket, and was more than a little saddened to find he wasn't standing in the queue of the Death Star franchise of Gulp'n'Blow. I had a selection of small fries and a cold cherry beverage of some sort. It was foul and the owner of said franchise complained that I was frightening away the customers. I choked him for that. I was at work while reading this and it was all I could do to not break out in fits of laughter when I read this. I should have known better than to read this story in public, but I couldn't wait until I came home. I'm sure I could turn Artoo to the dark droid side, he would be a powerful and cheeky ally. Even evil, Artoo would still be awesome! I noted that he still employed the same technique as he always had â€“ the running about going AAARGH technique that he perfected. That line should have came with a warning: "Do not read while at work." It took me ages to get that tractor beam off, I had to download the manual which was technobabble gibberish and ran to three hundred pages, which took me an hour and a half to read. If I'd only turned to the last page there was a big diagram with the 'ON' and 'OFF' instructions. For me, someone who reads alot of tech manuals at work, that line was particularly hilarious. More bad news â€“ I've to rendezvous with Yoda to work out a plan. That should be fun. On the plus side, I moved all of the brats items about his room. He was raging. Ha I've always wondered if that how Obi-Wan spent his afterlife. I know I would if I were him! Great job! -----signature----- Winner of the 2007 Saga Fanfic Awards for Best Villain. The Legacy: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/248894 "I'm babbling on about galactic prostitution...and that's not why you're here! You're here for battle." --The Knudson Menace
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