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Author	Topic: Diary of a Swamp Thing--Pink 5 Dear Diary response--Stacey's year with Yoda--New post 7/7
DarthIshtar Title: Former CR Star Wars Trivia Hostess Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 5/18 3:26pm Subject: RE: Diary of a Swamp Thing--Pink 5 Dear Diary response--Stacey's year with Yoda--Update 4/12
	DAY 42 Omygod. This thing is totally sinking. Just a little, but either that tree moved or I'm going down with the ship! I tried moving and it went a lot lower. Omygod. I'm going to die here in a pile of mud and the only one who'll know is froggy over there. If he even notices. Dude, this is so not how I wanted to go! Great time for no signal! I just want to tell my boyfriend I... OMYGOD! There it goes again! Like, what the hell am I supposed to do? Sit here and hope I don't smell too bad when I kick the bucket? Oh, I'd, like, totally kiss any guy who came to my rescue, but no, I'm stuck here hoping I go quickly... Ohmygod. I'm totally getting out of here. There's, like, no way I'm going to die in a frigging swamp! DAY 43 Okay, so I stopped sinking for a while. Maybe it was, like, a phase? Do bogs go through phases? At least I've stopped freaking out every five minutes. You'd think creepy frog guy would come looking for me, since I've been missing for a bajillion hours or whatever. Guess he didn't care about me after all! -----signature----- I've finished reading Breaking Dawn! Morale officer of the ACWDBTTCAOT. "Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit." ~Virgil, Aeneid "Ecce domino" (The pizza guy's here)
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DarthIshtar Title: Former CR Star Wars Trivia Hostess Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 6/8 10:37pm Subject: RE: Diary of a Swamp Thing--Pink 5 Dear Diary response--Stacey's year with Yoda--Update 4/12
	DAY 44 I'm saved! I'm saved! I'm totally saved! If froggy weren't, like, totally slimy, I'd hug him or something! I'm not going to die in a really bad mud wrap! Oh my god, there might be, like, hope after all! DAY 45 Okay, so scratch that bit about hope. I totally forgot to mention the promise I had to make before the little frog guy would get me and my ship out of there. The conversation was all, "ACK! DYING HERE!" "Dying you are not. Sinking you are. A problem this is?" "What, are you, like, crazy? Of course it's a freaking problem!" "Yeah, but your problem it is, girlfriend!" I kid you not. He was totally backtalking, the little troll! If I hadn't been freaked out, I would have totally Jedi-kicked his slimy little... Anyway, that's not the point. So, I go, "Well, you're supposed to be helping me or whatever. Why don't you make it your problem?" "If my apprentice you were, my problem it would be." "So, what, I have to lose all fashion sense and start talking to myself and then you'll lose the attitude?" "No, but if serious you are about being a Jedi, help you I will." "I'm totally serious!" Yeah, serious about strangling him for being such a total jerk while I was going down with the ship! "Totally?" "TOTALLY! NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE!" And just like that, he did! He made this totally funky face and waved his hand and got my ship out of the bog! It was way cool and now that I'm, like, totally serious about learning all that Jedi stuff, I'm going to make him teach it to me. It could SO come in handy! DAY 46 Okay, so I guess he's right about one thing. I don't really have the whole levitating thing down yet, so there's no way he's gonna teach me how to lift ships. I mean, I might drop it on his head and that would totally suck. So today, we worked on some more of the levitating stuff and he made me go running. I was totally gross by the end of it. It's not like I can find a nice jizzaerobics class around here, so I guess I've got to take what I can get. And I got to use the sword again. I'm getting really good at blocking the gun thingy on that little ball. It's like when I'm not worrying about other stuff, I can totally guess where it's going to shoot next. It's way cool. Maybe this whole thing with the smuggler guy is a good thing. I mean, he's being a total dork right now, but that's not his fault. mean, look at the way Bunhead totally throws herself at him. It's way gross, but it's not like he can help it. My friend Dee once got dumped by this way hot guy after like a year of going out. She was totally depressed and went through this whole inner peace thing. She lost, like, fifty pounds and stopped whining so much and when he wanted her back, she was so ready to do it the right way. Maybe this is my chance to pull that sort of thing. I'll totally come back the hottie he can't resist and he'll be going "Princess Who?" in a minute flat. Like I said, this could totally be a good thing! -----signature----- I've finished reading Breaking Dawn! Morale officer of the ACWDBTTCAOT. "Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit." ~Virgil, Aeneid "Ecce domino" (The pizza guy's here)
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palpyisgod2 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 6/9 12:11am Subject: RE: Diary of a Swamp Thing--Pink 5 Dear Diary response--Stacey's year with Yoda--Update 6/8
	like, hee hee hee! -----signature----- "Oh, Janette...I didn't know you could do that... I think I feel an election coming on..." -John Howard "Keating" - The Musical We Had To Have
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DarthIshtar Title: Former CR Star Wars Trivia Hostess Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 6/11 2:55pm Subject: RE: Diary of a Swamp Thing--Pink 5 Dear Diary response--Stacey's year with Yoda--Update 6/8
	Palpyisgod2--Like, thanks! ***** DAY 47 Okay, so today wasn't as fun as yesterday. I mean, the guy made me do meditation and is it my fault I fell asleep? I mean come on! He makes me sit there for five hours and, like, totally expects me to get something out of it. Yeah, I got something out of it. Some nice dreams of me and smuggler guy going on vaca once I get back! So he was way harsh about that. He didn't poke me with his stick or anything, but he made me eat extra stew and I had to run before and AFTER dinner. I almost totally ralphed. DAY 48 I got through the whole meditation thing today without falling asleep. I just recited the whole script of my favorite movie twice and the little troll totally thought I looked serene or something. Maybe tomorrow I'll go through all my clothes back home and decide what to keep. It's not like he'll catch on or anything! -----signature----- I've finished reading Breaking Dawn! Morale officer of the ACWDBTTCAOT. "Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit." ~Virgil, Aeneid "Ecce domino" (The pizza guy's here)
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JediKaren Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 6/11 8:10pm Subject: RE: Diary of a Swamp Thing--Pink 5 Dear Diary response--Stacey's year with Yoda--Update 6/11
	LOL GREAT ONE!!!!! -----signature----- Bring Light Into Darkness Reaching Through Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/28415147/p1/?0 Healing Hearts: http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/28282728/p1
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DarthIshtar Title: Former CR Star Wars Trivia Hostess Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 7/7 10:36am Subject: RE: Diary of a Swamp Thing--Pink 5 Dear Diary response--Stacey's year with Yoda--Update 6/11
	DAY 49 So, this whole Jedi thing is giving me really weird dreams. Okay, so maybe they all come during that whole meditation thing, but it's not fair! They're all about my boyfriend and Her Royal Frizziness and their frigging happily-ever-afters. I totally need a channel-change or something. When I told the frog guy about it, he totally whacked me and said I needed to clear my mind or something. So now I'm black and blue and having someone else's fantasies. This is so wrong. I wonder if that farmer guy ever had this problem. That would be way gross, but the way froggy tells it, he totally skipped out just because he was getting all emo over his friends. The guy seriously needs to lighten up! DAY 50 So, today, we worked on the whole levitation thing again and I totally rocked it! I mean, before it was little rocks and stuff, but I got the frog guy about five feet off the ground! Not bad, huh? Today was his birthday, so we had, um...well, okay, we had stew, but I sang him the frigging song and wished him a happy gabillionth birthday. Don't those things get boring after the first, like, eight hundred years? I totally thought Invisible Kenobi Dude might, you know, come by, but he was a total no-show. I don't get him. It's like he's never had a real friend or something. -----signature----- I've finished reading Breaking Dawn! Morale officer of the ACWDBTTCAOT. "Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit." ~Virgil, Aeneid "Ecce domino" (The pizza guy's here)
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