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Dear Diary Challenge-The ongoing journal of the great and mighty Orto Lann of Ortolan!!!!!!
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celine
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7/7 4:40pm
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RE: Dear Diary Challenge-The ongoing journal of the great and mighty Orto Lann of Ortolan!!!!!!
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AHHHHH!!! Naked Gamorreans! Can this journal get any more frightening? LOL. Poor Orto...stay in the kitchen!!!
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Smidgen
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7/8 10:52am
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 *stops holding her sides and laughing so she can pass Arto a frothy mug that might resemble beer, to help wash down the hamburgers she gave him and Garmush for the good tales of their lives.
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arthurweasley
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7/21 5:31pm
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21st Entry:
Well, that environment stuff seemed an easy fix. We had run out of power in that system, so we just found a port, and let Garmush lightning the thing. With that done, we were able to land at a nearby planet.
Unfortunately, the planet was a desert planet called Tatooine. Garmush loves it, and I hate it. But, we are stuck here for now while we take care of fixing the ship.
For me to be able to afford the rates for having the ship docked in their bay, Garmush and I will need to work for some local business guy called Jabba. We’ve let them know that the only payment necessary is for storage and food.
I’ll be playing trombone and keeping beat on a Bphasshing Foot Drum, while Garmush sings. There isn’t any music written for this arrangement of instruments, but Garmush and I have been practicing, and I think we can make something up that will be liked by this Jabba guy.
Can’t wait to meet him….
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celine
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7/21 6:20pm
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Garmush sings?! Okay, the journal just got scarier! 
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22nd Entry:
Garmush and I were a hit at Jabba’s Palace!! We had a standing ovation (which Garmush wasn’t impressed with as everyone always stands except for Jabba)! A number of his colleagues suggested we hit the space lanes with our act. No one could believe we were just working for food and lodging.
I’ve attached the first part of one of our songs called “Love in the Ice Cave” Garmush is particularly exceptional in this one!!
After you click play, click pause until it the green line is full. Then press play. Otherwise it will stop occasionally:
http://boomp3.com/listen/bzttjn21v_9/orto-with-garmush
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8/24 1:24pm
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23rd Entry:
Woohoo! Garmush and I made enough money to fix our ship and go on vacation!
You see, we made this one song that really moved Jabba. We called it “The Death of My Punky Muffin”. He was moved to tears, and swore that he would call his first born Punky Muffin.
He made sure it sold throughout the galaxy, although really the only planet interested was Gamorrea. It was the first intergalactic song sung by a Gamorrean, and we’re a real hit there. I think we’ll be remembered for all Gamorrean history.
Anyway, Jabba bought the rights to the song, and now we’re on vacation on this planet Bphfazzi, and it is great. We eat and have brlrlrrr-trloooo every meal!! And without having to work!! We are in heaven, and don’t want to leave, although I think we might decide to go on tour soon on Gamorrea.
By the way: Here’s our song!
http://boomp3.com/listen/c0bciri6v_j/orto-with-garmush-2
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celine
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8/24 1:45pm
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How much of this is true and how much of it is Orto blowing things out of proportion?
Beautifully moving song. LOL. 
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24th entry:
I think we blew up the planet.
I know it has been awhile since I wrote in this journal, but I’m sure Garmush and I blew up the planet.
Bphfazzi has been dealing with orbit issues in its solar system for decades. Because of this, there has been strict restrictions on what is and is not allowed upon entry to, and leaving of, the planet.
We weren’t paying any attention to this in our enjoyment of our vacation time, and…..well….. we kind of went into hyperspace too quickly, and now that we’ve tried to return, the planet isn’t where it should be.
At all.
At all…..
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celine
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9/20 6:10pm
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What?  You lost me here.
How small a planet is this?
Orto didn't blow it up, he just destabilized it a little.
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