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Cole_Kenobi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 6/23/08 6:44pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Love this story! Please update soon!
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 6/30/08 2:09pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	DaenaBenjen42:Just got caught up and read this... love it, Lily. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Can I be on the PM list, too? Absolutely. Cole_Kenobi: Love this story! Please update soon! Thank you, and you're in luck because here comes the next update. Title: Everybody Lies Author: LilyHobbitJedi Timeframe: 2 years before AOTC Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, Obi-Wan, Anakin Genre: Humor/Drama Crossover with House, M.D. Summary: A brilliant doctor with an abrasive personality solves various medical mysteries, and deals with various patients in the clinic. Notes: Well I meant to have the next chapter up a long time ago but Darth lack of motivation hit. And then I started hosting the Beyond Awards so that slowed me down, but I escaped them long enough to finally bring you the next chapter. Thank you all for being so patient with me, and also thank you very much for nominating this story for Best Crossover. I'm very honored. So without further ado, here's the next chapter! Here's the PM List. Let me know if you want to be added or removed and I'll be happy to oblige. silverfighter KELIA Cole_Kenobi DarthBerryStraw The Musical Jedi Laine_Snowtrekker earlybird-obi-wan Medievel_Angel Lady_Jade EGKenobi MoeTharen MarasFire nabooqueen2008 Tatooine_Ghost Obi-Odd13 JediMasterRev DaenaBenjen42 Everybody Lies Chapter 11 “Kriff!” House exclaimed, as he rubbed his throbbing thigh. Currently he was in a tremendous amount of pain, and of course he hadn’t seen his captor in several hours. He was trying to work on the case before him, but the pain affected his concentration. And not just the pain either, detoxing was one of the most miserable things to go through. Even though he was suffering, House was trying to sort through his situation. He needed to get out of this cell somehow, and he hoped he could at least discover where he was. But he wouldn’t be able to escape, not with his leg hindering him the whole time. House knew that he needed to do one thing he never liked to, reason with Moriarty. He needed to solve this case, but his concentration was not only hindered by the pain. House was a brilliant doctor who could solve practically any medical mystery, yet he still relied on his team. He would never admit it to his team, but bouncing ideas off them often led to his epiphanies. And House needed to see the patient something he hated, but he had no team to do it for him. Maybe when he finally managed to see the patient, House would be able to devise his escape. “Breakfast time,” said a guard squeezing an unidentifiable pile of purple sludge on a plate towards him. “I thought I said I didn’t want the nerf chow for breakfast,” House retorted. “Most villains can usually afford to feed their hostages with actual human food.” “Too bad for you,” the guard commented. “Because that’s all you’re going to get.” “Guess you all must really want me to let that kid die. After all how can I have the mental capacity to solve this if I’m not given real food.” House pointed out. “Not my problem,” the guard replied. As soon as the guard left, House picked up a handful of the slop he was supposed to eat. He rubbed a bit of it between his finders, noting the texture, than he smelled it. House spent the early portion of his life travelling the galaxy with his parents, and as a result knew a great many languages along with having studied various cultures. This included having a varied palate. House realized that his meal was congealed frusher berries, an almost inedible fruit that only grew wild on one system. He knew without a doubt that the planet he now found himself on was none other than Rothana, a pretty yet secluded planet that also had subarctic temperatures. Not a good place to be stranded on and it was a bit discouraging in fact. Still House hoped that at some point he would be able to get a message to Wilson, and perhaps he could be rescued. Of course House knew that if such a thing happened, Wilson would hold it over his head forever. Still at this point he almost didn’t care, he was all too eager to escape his prison. ~~~~~ “Dr. Wilson!” came the sounds of Cuddy’s voice echoing down the hall, causing the aforementioned doctor to turn to her in surprise. He stopped and waited for her to catch up to him. “How are you holding up?” she asked him, before he had the chance to say anything. Wilson sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose; he knew all too well that she was referring to House’s disappearance. And truth be told it bothered Wilson all the time and the only way he was able to deal with it was to keep busy. As a department head and a doctor that task wasn’t difficult, but he did still have to walk past House’s neighboring office every day. I’m fine,” Wilson said less convincingly and more defensive than he would’ve liked. Cuddy looked at him sadly and he didn’t need to be a Jedi to feel the grief and pity rolling off her. “I think you might have to accept the fact that House is—” “Going to be rescued by two Jedi,” Wilson interrupted. He refused to hear it mention that his best friend wouldn’t return. Though House could be a nuisance, cruel and sometimes downright annoying his absent presence was sorely felt. It was such a strange feeling to not have House’s constant interruption in his life, and as much as it bothered Wilson at the time, he longed for it now. House was someone whose influence made Wilson a better doctor. And he would always be missed. Cuddy sighed and Wilson was thankful that she didn’t press the matter. ‘I have a request,” she said. “Yes?” Wilson asked interested. “As you know, House’s team has been working constantly in the clinic and to be quite honest they need a change. I have a case for all of you.” Wilson looked down at the file Cuddy passed to him curiously. “I’m no House,” he admitted. “You know him better than anyone,” Cuddy countered. “And you are better prepared to handle something this strange than another doctor.” “Fine, I’ll do it,” Wilson said defeated. “Thank you,” Cuddy said before giving him a small smile and leaving. Wilson studied the chart closely. A wookiee was admitted a day ago with a variety of strange symptoms including sudden chills, intense pain that could happen at any moment, and sudden twitching in the wookiee’s legs. The patient went through a battery of tests and no doctor was able to make an accurate diagnoses. It was a case that House would love…and yet it only served to further remind Wilson that his friend might never return. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! 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DaenaBenjen42 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 6/30/08 5:40pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom!
	“I thought I said I didn’t want the nerf chow for breakfast,” House retorted. “Most villains can usually afford to feed their hostages with actual human food.” House, how many villains do you know that kidnap doctors and want them to perform surgery while kidnapped? House realized that his meal was congealed frusher berries, an almost inedible fruit that only grew wild on one system. He knew without a doubt that the planet he now found himself on was none other than Rothana, a pretty yet secluded planet that also had subarctic temperatures. Oh wow... that was so cool, how he figured out where he was... And I don't think Wilson would hold it over his head forever. A month, maybe, but not forever... “I think you might have to accept the fact that House is—” “Going to be rescued by two Jedi,” Wilson interrupted. I'll second that... Keep on believing, Wilson! Well done and good post, Lily. -----signature----- "Say it with me now. Postcard. Zoo. Not. Shopping." master to jackyyy17, micky-nikki, & Trimaj e-sis to BrightFeather All cats are leopards after dark.
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DarthBerryStraw Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 6/30/08 6:14pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom!
	Don't worry, I suffer from perpetual Darth lack of motivation when if comes to fanfic. I assure you, this chapter was worth the wait. “I thought I said I didn’t want the nerf chow for breakfast,” Nerf chow! Nice. House realized that his meal was congealed frusher berries, an almost inedible fruit that only grew wild on one system. He knew without a doubt that the planet he now found himself on was none other than Rothana, a pretty yet secluded planet that also had subarctic temperatures. Not a good place to be stranded on and it was a bit discouraging in fact. House is a smart, smart man. -----signature----- “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” - ... Tara UDCS: Of All the Witty Titles http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/29095691/p1/?7
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Cole_Kenobi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 7/1/08 6:28pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom!
	Aww, poor Wilson! He misses his friend. Hopefully the nice Jedi will find him soon and bring him back in one piece. House, nicely done, figuring out which planet he was on by the food given, ahah very interesting idea. Splendid update! Thanks!
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 7/2/08 3:50am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom!
	Awww...House actually does have someone that cares about him! I hope House figuring out what planet he is on will help him...somehow...maybe? Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 11,018
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earlybird-obi-wan Title: PT Scene Contest Winner Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 7/2/08 5:23am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom!
	Yippee another update and now what will House do with that knowledge of the planet he is on -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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Laine_Snowtrekker Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 7/3/08 1:14pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom!
	Poor Wilson! yay! House has figured out what planet he's on. More sarcasm must come from this!!! Thanks for the PM. -----signature----- Stealth and subtlety work well, but for making lasting impressions, a blaster does just fine. -Han Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book. -Cam Palso's #1 Fan JO: RS1, Admiral, SC Fanfics are linked to in my bio
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Clone_Cmdr_Wedge Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 7/11/08 9:01pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom!
	“Not to worry,” Obi-Wan reassured. “We don’t hold grudges.” “Even if he was---” Anakin never finished his remark as Obi-Wan shot him a stern look. Cuddy noticed the exchange. “He’s definitely one of a kind.” That's putting it mildly. And suddenly without any warning Moriarty reached through the bars and grabbed House’s neck, nearly closing off his whole air supply. “For your sake,” Moriarty said carefully. “He better not.” Then he let go and started to walk away. Sounds like this guy's got more issues than House. Thought that wasn't possible. He needed his Vicona badly now, the throbbing in his leg was likely to drive him mad. But while he waited for rescue, or for Moriarty to give him meds, House decided to keep his mind occupied. Now that he knew a little more information about the patient, he could make a little more sense of the chart. He studied it, wondering who this kid was, and most importantly why Moriarty cared so much. He had a mystery to solve and mysteries were House’s specialty. That sounds like the House we all know and love. e needed to solve this case, but his concentration was not only hindered by the pain. House was a brilliant doctor who could solve practically any medical mystery, yet he still relied on his team. He would never admit it to his team, but bouncing ideas off them often led to his epiphanies. And the occasional clinic patient. Some random person in there has on occasion given House one of those epiphanies. -----signature----- "Things are really getting interesting now, eh Chris? Do you actually think you can defeat me?" "The right to be God...that right is now mine." -Albert Wesker, RE5 "All warfare is based on deception." -Sun Tzu
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son-of-kenobi Registered: Jul '04	Date Posted: 7/12/08 7:20pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom! - Date Edited: 7/14/08 7:46pm (3 edits total) Edited By: son-of-kenobi
	This is brilliant, my two most admired "fictions" come together. And a great story line so far. Loved the HP reference, Hermione the waiter and Basalisk, though i know that's a cross reference. And sherlock holmes' arch nemesis, Moriarty, I feel u love reading, Sherlock Holmes, HP, SW and House(tv), the best of all world's come together. Brilliant! Can i have a guess at the diagnosis, of the little kid? Is the five year old a late onset force sensitive? Who is struggling to cope with the changes the force brings? and House, who hates Jedi, ignores the "medicine" behind what makes people Force users, so he doesn't get it? PLease add me to ur Pm list, i wanna keep reading thisas it comes online, and update asap, ; -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/Before_the_Saga/b10475/17494741/?0 http://boards.theforce.net/The_Saga/b10476/19281949/?12 Legion of Light : http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/29212634/p1/?8
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son-of-kenobi Registered: Jul '04	Date Posted: 8/18/08 12:25am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom!
	Upping this thread...come on peeps.... -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/Before_the_Saga/b10475/17494741/?0 http://boards.theforce.net/The_Saga/b10476/19281949/?12 Legion of Light : http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/29212634/p1/?8
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padawan_learner86 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 8/19/08 8:25am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30- Thanks for the nom!
	Interesting crossover. Love House's biting wit and the way you're neatly balancing the 2 universes on a scale. ^^ -----signature----- One who accepts only the SW movies as canon. Thus, refuses to read any of the SW books. ^^; Fics in Bio
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 8/21/08 4:04pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30
	DaenaBenjen42: House, how many villains do you know that kidnap doctors and want them to perform surgery while kidnapped? Very true. Oh wow... that was so cool, how he figured out where he was... And I don't think Wilson would hold it over his head forever. A month, maybe, but not forever... I'm sure. I'll second that... Keep on believing, Wilson! Definitely. Well done and good post, Lily. Thank you! DarthBerryStraw: Don't worry, I suffer from perpetual Darth lack of motivation when if comes to fanfic. I assure you, this chapter was worth the wait. Thank you so much! House is a smart, smart man. He sure is. Cole_Kenobi: Aww, poor Wilson! He misses his friend. Hopefully the nice Jedi will find him soon and bring him back in one piece. House, nicely done, figuring out which planet he was on by the food given, ahah very interesting idea. I'm so glad you enjoyed this. Splendid update! Thanks! Thank you! KELIA: Awww...House actually does have someone that cares about him! Surprising, isn't it? I hope House figuring out what planet he is on will help him...somehow...maybe? Maybe... Great update Thanks! earlybird-obi-wan: Yippee another update and now what will House do with that knowledge of the planet he is on Don't worry, you'll see. Laine_Snowtrekker: Poor Wilson! Yeah... yay! House has figured out what planet he's on. More sarcasm must come from this!!! Oh, but of course. Thanks for the PM. You're welcome. Clone_Cmdr_Wedge: That's putting it mildly. For sure. Sounds like this guy's got more issues than House. Thought that wasn't possible. Yeah, crazy huh? That sounds like the House we all know and love. Yup! And the occasional clinic patient. Some random person in there has on occasion given House one of those epiphanies. Oh, absolutely. son-of-kenobi: This is brilliant, my two most admired "fictions" come together. And a great story line so far. Loved the HP reference, Hermione the waiter and Basalisk, though i know that's a cross reference. And sherlock holmes' arch nemesis, Moriarty, I feel u love reading, Sherlock Holmes, HP, SW and House(tv), the best of all world's come together. Brilliant! Thank you, I'm glad you like this so far. To be honest the waitress' real canon name is Hermione and Dex is a Basalisk, so those weren't my doing, though I do love HP. I like Sherlock Holmes, but I haven't had the opportunity to read it, but House does have a ton in common with Sherlock. Can i have a guess at the diagnosis, of the little kid? Is the five year old a late onset force sensitive? Who is struggling to cope with the changes the force brings?and House, who hates Jedi, ignores the "medicine" behind what makes people Force users, so he doesn't get it? Good guess, but I'm afraid that's not it. PLease add me to ur Pm list, i wanna keep reading thisas it comes online, and update asap I would be happy to add you to the list. padawan_learner86: Interesting crossover. Love House's biting wit and the way you're neatly balancing the 2 universes on a scale. ^^ Thank you so much, I'm so glad you like my crazy little crossover. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 8/21/08 4:07pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 6-30
	Title: Everybody Lies Author: LilyHobbitJedi Timeframe: 2 years before AOTC Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, Obi-Wan, Anakin Genre: Humor/Drama Crossover with House, M.D. Summary: A brilliant doctor with an abrasive personality solves various medical mysteries, and deals with various patients in the clinic. Notes: Sorry for the long delay, I was having bad writer's block. But I think it's gone now, I hope you enjoy this chapter! Here's the PM List. Let me know if you want to be added or removed and I'll be happy to oblige. silverfighter KELIA Cole_Kenobi DarthBerryStraw The Musical Jedi Laine_Snowtrekker earlybird-obi-wan Medievel_Angel Lady_Jade EGKenobi MoeTharen MarasFire nabooqueen2008 Tatooine_Ghost Obi-Odd13 JediMasterRev DaenaBenjen42 son-of-kenobi Everybody Lies Chapter 12 “I have a lead,” Dex said looking across his messy desk over to where Obi-Wan and Anakin were sitting. “One of my contacts who is a supplier of black market goods has informed me that he’s had some big orders for equipment, including medical supplies to an out of the way planet called Rothana.” “So?” Anakin asked. “Anyone could order stuff like that.” “The planet has very few lifeforms, Anakin,” Obi-Wan said. “The few beings who live there are natives who survive off the land. There would be no need for them to order so much, especially off the black market.” Anakin caught on quickly, “Which means that they want to keep their operation private.” “How fast can you fly?” Obi-Wan asked him, only half serious. His Padawan only grinned. ~~~~~ Wilson felt very strange to be writing on House’s white flimsiplast board inside House’s conference room. Chase Cameron and Foreman looked at copies of the wookiee’s chart curiously all them were so eager to do some real work again. Wilson just hoped his friend’s medical prowess was not lost on him, because as it was this was one difficult case. “The wookiee,” Cameron started, glancing back down at the chart. “Chewbaca is still twitching, and it’s becoming painful for him. We’ve had to up the painkillers twice.” “Cancer?” Foreman queried. “Negative,” Wilson said. “But we should get a scan of the patient’s brain and spine, just to be sure.” ~~~~~ An hour previously, House had been cuffed and led through darkened corridors by his captors, not having the slightest clue as to where he was being led. He could guess, however, and that was that he was finally being taken to his patient, as the guard took the boy’s medical chart with him. House looked around with increasing interest at his surroundings, and he noted the path they took so that he could find his way back if need be. There were no windows, and like he guessed before House was pretty sure they were underground, as there were no windows, but it also appeared they were in a cave. Despite his busy mind, he once more was distracted by his thigh. Without his cane, walking was such a difficult feat. If it wasn’t for the guards on either side of him, holding him up, House was sure he would’ve fallen flat on his face. Soon they finally reached their destination and House was brought inside a room that looked nothing like the rest of the facility. Here there were modern manufactured walls, and everything was white, in fact it was a med ward. Moriarty was there, and in the bed next to him was the patient. The boy was motionless and ashen, and he looked very weak. “Dr. House,” Moriarty started. “The time is up. It’s time for you to prove to me why I shouldn’t execute you right now.” “That’s encouraging,” House muttered. “Fix him,” Moriarty declared and then made a gesture to one of the guards. Before House had a chance to realize what happened he felt a sharp, stabbing pain in his shoulder, and he soon let out a string of expletives. House turned to glare at the guard and saw that he had injected Vicona into his arm. He soon felt the medicine relaxing his muscles and relieving the cramp in his thigh. Moriarty looked at him with annoyance. “Is that any way to react? He only gave you what you wanted.” “Could’ve warned me,” House snapped. Moriarty ignored him. “Find out what is wrong with my son, or you will die. I give you twenty four hours,” he said before walking towards the doors. The guards released House’s bonds and followed their boss the door. “Oh that’s inspiring,” House rolled his eyes. “You have a fully stocked med ward, but I wouldn’t try to escape if I were you. We will be watching,” Moriarty stated, pointing to the ceiling where several cameras were mounted. As his pain had mostly subsided, House concentrated on the mystery before him. This boy’s condition was dire, his vitals were dropping, and he was delirious. After a quick assessment, House realized very quickly that whatever was killing this boy…it was well on its way to finishing its task. He would be dead in a matter of hours. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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earlybird-obi-wan Title: PT Scene Contest Winner Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 8/21/08 9:11pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 8-21
	Great update and I hope Obi-Wan and Anakin will get to where House is being held captive before Moriarty kills him. I like House and his humour and some banter with the Jedi would be nice -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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