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DarthBerryStraw Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 2/3/08 10:40am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- A House, M.D. Crossover- Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-3
	The parasite bit always makes me giggle. Great chapter! -----signature----- “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” - ... Tara UDCS: Of All the Witty Titles http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/29095691/p1/?7
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 2/3/08 1:45pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- A House, M.D. Crossover- Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-3
	My goodness, House could use a lesson or two in bedside manner, couldn't he. I loved the parasite diagnosis - that was hilarious! Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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Cole_Kenobi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/3/08 5:18pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- A House, M.D. Crossover- Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-3
	Ahaha! OMG! I've only watched House a few times, but this is killing me! A "parasite"! lol Wow, you've truly had me rolling with laughter. I can't wait to see how Obi-wan and Anakin come to play into this story. Please continue soon! Thank you for the PM and superb update!
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Alexis_Wingstar Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 2/3/08 5:51pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- A House, M.D. Crossover- Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin-Update 2-3
	House always makes me laugh. I wouldn't want him as my doctor, though, unless I was one of those unfortunate people who had some wierd disease none of the other doctors could diagnose. -----signature----- 3rd time NaNoWriMo Participant 3rd time's the charm, right? RIGHT?
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Medievel_Angel Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 2/3/08 11:01pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- A House, M.D. Crossover- Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin-Update 2-3
	This Is Great,I love Star Wars & I love House, and this is the perfect mix of both! I can't wait for more. Could you please add me to your PM List? M_A -----signature----- Anakin: (Teasingly) Oh, the things you do to get me alone. Padmé: (Sweetly, as they lean in to kiss) Stop talking. -Clone Wars Ep 4 See stories in bio
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silverfighter Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 2/4/08 8:57am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- A House, M.D. Crossover- Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin-Update 2-3
	Oh my goodness, that parasite bit had me laughing all night! “I can’t stop coughing,” the man answered. “My throat hurts, and I have a headache. Do you think it’s contagious?” “Well if it is, then it’s pretty rude of you to come here and infect everyone.” That's House for you... This is great! Update soon! ~Silverfighter -----signature----- "Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord." ~~*~~ "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests."
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/5/08 1:02pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- A House, M.D. Crossover- Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin-Update 2-3
	Laine_Snowtrekker: Awesome! You made the Orange Guy a Twi'lek! Yup! Glad you liked it. The Musical Jedi: I love the parasite bit. It gets me every time. You would think the Galaxy Far Far Away would have enough to interest House, but apparently not. I smell political problems coming with Cuddy, House, and the Jedi. Me too, I LOVED the parasite remark in House so I had to use it here in some way. Your observations may be correct. Thank you! earlybird-obi-wan: Love that doctor House. And waiting to see Anakin tangle with him. You can put me on your PM list to please. It will be interesting, I promise that. Isn't House great? I would be happy to add you to the list. DarthBerryStraw: The parasite bit always makes me giggle. Great chapter! Me too. I'm so glad you liked it! KELIA: My goodness, House could use a lesson or two in bedside manner, couldn't he. That's for sure! I loved the parasite diagnosis - that was hilarious! Thank you, I stole that bit from the show, but it's too funny not to include. Great update Thank you! Cole_Kenobi: Ahaha! OMG! I've only watched House a few times, but this is killing me! A "parasite"! lol Wow, you've truly had me rolling with laughter. I can't wait to see how Obi-wan and Anakin come to play into this story. Please continue soon! Thank you for the PM and superb update! I'm so glad you enjoyed this! Obi and Ani won't show up for a little while, but I promise when they do it will be interesting to say the least. Thank you, and I'll be happy to add you to the pm list. Alexis_Wingstar: House always makes me laugh. I wouldn't want him as my doctor, though, unless I was one of those unfortunate people who had some wierd disease none of the other doctors could diagnose. Same here, I think if House was my doctor he would end up making me cry. But it's fun to see him torture others! Medievel_Angel: This Is Great,I love Star Wars & I love House, and this is the perfect mix of both! Thank you so much! I can't wait for more. More is on the way. Could you please add me to your PM List? I would be happy to! silverfighter: Oh my goodness, that parasite bit had me laughing all night! I wish I could take credit for it too, but I'm happy you liked it! That's House for you... For sure! This is great! Update soon! Thank you! More is on the way. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/5/08 1:22pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies-House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama-Update 2-5 - Date Edited: 2/5/08 1:27pm (3 edits total) Edited By: LilyHobbitJedi
	Title: Everybody Lies Author: LilyHobbitJedi Timeframe: 2 years before AOTC Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, Obi-Wan, Anakin Genre: Humor/Drama Crossover with House, M.D. Summary: A brilliant doctor with an abrasive personality solves various medical mysteries, and deals with various patients in the clinic. Notes: I wasn't planning on updating this until later in the week, but since there is another new House on tonight, I've decided to go ahead and post the next chapter. I would like to thank my buddy, AmberSolo for being my sounding board for this fic. This time we are finally introduced to House's team, and Wilson. Hope you like it! Here's the PM List. Let me know if you want to be added or removed and I'll be happy to oblige. silverfighter KELIA Cole_Kenobi DarthBerryStraw The Musical Jedi Laine_Snowtrekker earlybird-obi-wan Medievel_Angel Everybody Lies Chapter 3 House grinned as he looked at his chrono. In only a minute he would be able to leave this horrible day in the clinic behind. It’s about time, House thought. He picked up his cane, walked over to the door and peeked outside to make sure Cuddy wasn’t in sight. Success! He quickly limped out the door and walked through the clinic until he reached the lobby. He only had a few more steps to go, when he heard his name being called. He stopped and looked at the speaker. Of course, it was Wilson. Dr. Jame Wilson was House’s best friend, to be more specific House’s only friend. For reasons which House couldn’t comprehend Wilson refused to be shocked by House’s comments and actions and was the only being who actually wanted to be associated with him. Wilson understood House’s peculiar sense of humor and could contend with it easily. “Wilson,” House said giving a slight nod to his friend. “I heard you got another patient to sue you.” Wilson replied. “The fifth one this year, I’m setting a record!” House declared with glee as he shot another hypo full of Vicona into his arm. House closed his eyes briefly as the narcotic quickly took affect. “In case you haven’t noticed House, that doesn’t impress anyone.” “Neither does that lab coat,” House commented with a snort looking at Wilson’s highly professional look. House was technically required to wear a lab coat as well, but it was one of many rules he chose to ignore. Wilson rolled his eyes. “By the way, your staff is looking for you. Said they have a new case.” “Too bad for them,” House replied. “I’m leaving.” And he walked out the doors to where his speeder bike was parked in a handicapped spot. Wilson, who followed House snorted when he saw House mount the bike and place his cane into a slot built into it. “You know you’re going to kill yourself,” he said. “I fully expect you’re going to self destruct one of these days.” “Then it’s nice to know you’ll be picking up the pieces!” House shouted over the roar of his bike’s engine as he quickly sped off. Wilson just sighed, shook his head and pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance. ~~~~~ House entered his office silently, taking off his coat and sitting down at his desk. Moments later three doctors entered from the conference room next door. “We have a case,” said Dr. Aly Cameron a young brunette said. “The little birdie has already told me,” House answered, bored. “68 year old Bith woman presented a cough, nausea, chest palpations, and hallucinations” A dark skinned man named Dr. Eric Foreman explained. “She’s going to die,” House muttered, not interested. “She’s been to five doctors and no one can figure out what’s wrong with her.” Said the third person, Dr. Rob Chase. House sighed. “Get a complete bioscan, neuralscan, and a decent medical history,” he commanded. His staff exited quickly to do his bidding. He glanced at the heaps of files on his desk and he knew his paperwork would take days, but instead of taking care of it, House turned on his vidscreen and watched a podrace. ~~~~~ An hour later House was throwing a red and grey ball against the wall, when his staff returned. “The scans were clean,” Foreman said passing House the results. “But we did find some swelling in the temporal lobe.” “Which means absolutely nothing,” House said following the train of thought. “What did the history turn up?” “No history of genetic diseases, cancer, and the Bith never left her home planet until just a week ago when she came to Corellia.” “And why did she leave?” House asked. “Is that even medically relevant?” Cameron pointed out. “It could be,” House said. At that moment, everyone’s comlinks beeped and one glance at it told House it was a code blue. Cameron, Foreman, and Chase rushed out the doors. House followed at his own pace. When he arrived it was chaos in the patient’s room, Chase inserted a ventilator in the Bith’s mouth, Foreman was shooting a hypo into its arm and Cameron was studying the monitors. “She’s stable,” Cameron said, relieved. “For now,” House replied seriously. “But this monster has just begun to show its fangs.” ~~~~~ “What can it be?” House asked his team. He was standing by a large sheet of white flimsiplast, with a stylus poised in his hand. On the board was a list of the Bith’s symptoms. “Findris flu,” Chase said. “Wouldn’t explain the hallucinations,” Forman pointed out. “Hardan plague.” “Since when does it include nausea or chest palpations, idiot?” House said irritated looking up from his white board. “How about an allergy, like sporigobzi,” Cameron replied. “That explains all her symptoms, and it’s a fairly common allergy. “Treat her,” House answered, taking some Vicona. “And do an allergy scratch test.” -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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The Musical Jedi Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 2/5/08 2:21pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5
	House went to the room? Though I guess if the Bith was not breathing... Somehow I'm guessing it's not the allergy. That would be too easy, and the patient hasn't almost died yet. At least, if we're following the episode's general script. Poor Wilson, he tries so hard. -----signature----- Hold your own Know your name Go your own way A Moment's Deliverance: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573115
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Laine_Snowtrekker Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 2/5/08 2:33pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5
	Nice post. You write House well. Thanks for the PM. -----signature----- Stealth and subtlety work well, but for making lasting impressions, a blaster does just fine. -Han Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book. -Cam Palso's #1 Fan JO: RS1, Admiral, SC Fanfics are linked to in my bio
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emerald54 Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 2/5/08 2:57pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5
	House? In the GFFA? Sweet stars, I don't think the 'verse is ready for that. Are you basing this off of an episode, because I distinctly remember that stoned bit from somewhere. Keep writing! Emerald -----signature----- “Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.” - John Steinbeck
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Cole_Kenobi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/5/08 3:24pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5
	Great update! Thanks! Aha, I love Wilson's character. Great job.
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Medievel_Angel Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 2/5/08 3:59pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5
	Wonderful upadate. I can't wait to see how you add Ani & Obi-Wan to the mix. And thanx for adding me to your PM list. -----signature----- Anakin: (Teasingly) Oh, the things you do to get me alone. Padmé: (Sweetly, as they lean in to kiss) Stop talking. -Clone Wars Ep 4 See stories in bio
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DarthBerryStraw Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 2/5/08 4:24pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5 - Date Edited: 2/5/08 4:25pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthBerryStraw
	Very nice chapter, and I'm definitely curious to find out what's wrong with the Bith! -----signature----- “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” - ... Tara UDCS: Of All the Witty Titles http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/29095691/p1/?7
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 2/6/08 7:54am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5
	Thanks for the PM and loved his antics. -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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