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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 2/6/08 8:20am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5
	Since when does it include nausea or chest palpations, idiot? I probably shouldn't laugh but... The poor staff should know how to deal with House by now. I love that no matter how disinterested, bored or annoyed House is, he will help the patient in the end. Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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silverfighter Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 2/6/08 8:42am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5
	Oooh, what does she have, I wonder? I am very curious now, good job! And when will Obi-Wan and Anakin come in? Hmmm... Thanks for the PM! ~Silverfighter -----signature----- "Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord." ~~*~~ "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests."
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/11/08 4:31pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5
	The Musical Jedi: House went to the room? Though I guess if the Bith was not breathing... Somehow I'm guessing it's not the allergy. That would be too easy, and the patient hasn't almost died yet. At least, if we're following the episode's general script. Poor Wilson, he tries so hard. I think the patient not breathing is one of the only ways to get House to go in the room. Yes poor Wilson the long suffering best friend of the brilliant, but rude doc. Laine_Snowtrekker: Nice post. Thank you! You write House well. I'm glad you think so, he's a little bit of a challenge to write. Thanks for the PM. You're welcome. emerald54: House? In the GFFA? Sweet stars, I don't think the 'verse is ready for that. Probably not. Are you basing this off of an episode, because I distinctly remember that stoned bit from somewhere. I'm not basing this off a particular episode, but I am using little bits and pieces from various episodes. Keep writing! Thanks, I will. Cole_Kenobi: Great update! Thanks! Aha, I love Wilson's character. Great job. Thanks! Yes, Wilson's my favorite character (after House of course) Medievel_Angel: Wonderful upadate. Thank you! I can't wait to see how you add Ani & Obi-Wan to the mix. They won't show up in the next chapter, but I promise they'll appear in the one after that. And thanx for adding me to your PM list. You're welcome. DarthBerryStraw: Very nice chapter, and I'm definitely curious to find out what's wrong with the Bith! Thank you, I'm glad you're enjoying this. earlybird-obi-wan: Thanks for the PM and loved his antics. You're welcome, isn't House great? KELIA: I probably shouldn't laugh but... The poor staff should know how to deal with House by now. You would think so. I love that no matter how disinterested, bored or annoyed House is, he will help the patient in the end. That's one thing I like about the character too. Great update Thank you! silverfighter: Oooh, what does she have, I wonder? I am very curious now, good job! And when will Obi-Wan and Anakin come in? Hmmm... Thank you! Obi and Ani aren't going to be in the next chapter, but I promise they'll appear in the one following it. Thanks for the PM! You're welcome. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/11/08 4:35pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. Crossover-Humor/Drama- Obi-Wan/Anakin- Update 2-5 - Date Edited: 2/11/08 4:43pm (1 edits total) Edited By: LilyHobbitJedi
	Title: Everybody Lies Author: LilyHobbitJedi Timeframe: 2 years before AOTC Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, Obi-Wan, Anakin Genre: Humor/Drama Crossover with House, M.D. Summary: A brilliant doctor with an abrasive personality solves various medical mysteries, and deals with various patients in the clinic. Notes: Here is the next chapter! In this one House goes on trial, and tries to solve the mystery about the Bith's mysterious illness. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy this chapter! Here's the PM List. Let me know if you want to be added or removed and I'll be happy to oblige. silverfighter KELIA Cole_Kenobi DarthBerryStraw The Musical Jedi Laine_Snowtrekker earlybird-obi-wan Medievel_Angel Everybody Lies Chapter 4 The following day, the Bith hadn’t improved in the least. The allergy medicine hadn’t really done anything and later Cameron’s theory prove to be completely wrong. In fact, the being was rapidly failing and it would be a matter of hours before she died. And House and his team still didn’t know why. The patient’s husband was right by her side, worriedly stroking her hand and watching every single action the doctors made. House entered the room and limped over to his patient. “Who are you?” the husband asked. “A cripple,” House retorted. “What’s it to you?” House looked over the monitors and began rummaging inside one of the bins of med supplies. “What are you doing?” House rolled his eyes at the husband. “Doing my job,” he said. “I happen to be your wife’s doctor.” “So you’re the doctor my wife hasn’t met yet!” he exclaimed angrily. “At last you catch on,” House replied. The Bith looked increasingly more. “Don’t get smart with me,” he said. House smirked. “I think I already did.” Then he pulled out a handheld scanner and held it over the patient’s chest. “What are you doing?” the husband asked. House ignored him as he studied the scanners readings. Then he looked up to face him. “Your wife’s lung is failing.” “No!” the husband cried in shock and fear. “But Bith only have one lung!” “Yeah,” House said with a snort. “I did go to medical school.” The Bith looked angry for a moment, but his concern over his wife stopped him from yelling at the rude doctor. “What is going to happen to her?” “She needs a lung transplant,” House said. “But even if we did that, I still don’t know what did this to her in the first place.” The Bith put his hands over his large black eyes. “Is there anything I can do?” “Hold her hand,” House replied. “And hope for the best.” ~~~~~ “House, we need to talk.” Cuddy said, following him down the hall. “I don’t want to make out with you!” House said loud enough for everyone to hear. Cuddy gave him a dirty look, but ignored his remark otherwise. “You have to go to court today.” “I have a case,” House protested. “Which will have to wait,” Cuddy replied, handing House a datacard. “See you in court.” “If my patient dies I’m blaming you!” House shouted after her. “You’re killing your patient?” said Wilson, walking over to his friend. “Only temporarily.” House said. “Want to come to my hearing?” “Really House, I have been to so many of those.” Wilson replied with a sigh. “You’ll be there, right?” House asked as Wilson started to walk outside. Wilson stopped and was motionless for a moment, and then House heard an exasperated sigh. “Of course,” ~~~~~ “Objection!” retorted the Twi’lek’s attorney, glaring at House. “Of course he’s objecting,” House said loud enough for everyone to hear. “He’s said it at least a dozen times since this started.” “Dr. House,” the Bothan judge gave him a stern and very frustrated look. “Need I remind you, for the third time I might add that you are speaking out of turn. I’ve been very patient with you so far, but one more outburst and I’m holding you in contempt.” House only rolled his eyes once the judge wasn’t looking. “Overruled,” the judge said, looking at House’s harried attorney. “You may continue.” “Yes, your Honor,” he replied. “Dr. House has a well established reputation for being one of the most brilliant minds in medicine galaxywide. He’s a bit unorthodox in some respects, but in all actuality Dr. House knows what he’s talking about.” “Objection,” cried the other attorney once more. “If I earned a credit for every time he said that—“ House said quietly to Wilson who was sitting right behind him. “You would be able to pay me back,” Wilson finished referring to the many times House had ‘borrowed’ credits over the years. “Why would I want to do something like that?” House asked, rolling his eyes, and looking back up to hear what was going on. “Dr. House said that my client’s wife was having an affair. That is a completely unethical practice and it has emotionally traumatized my client,” the opposing attorney said. “Dr. House, is this true?” the judge asked. “Yes, your Honor,” House agreed. “But it wasn’t a lie.” “Dr. House, your lack of bedside manor is alarming. I will not let this case go before a jury but this is what I want done. Dr. House will be required to attend a lecture on harassment, and if he passes the course, all will be forgiven.” “But,” the Twi’lek cried in protest. “It has also come to my attention that this isn’t the first time you’ve tried to sue a doctor for harassment, and if I hear of you doing it again, I will have you behind bars. Court is adjourned.” Embarrassed the Twi’lek stood up quickly and started to leave. As he did, House gave him a thumbs up and a smirk causing the Twi’lek to storm out of the room. “Well that was fun,” House said, with a smile. “Loads, almost as much fun as when you went against that Tritter guy from Dantooine a few years ago,” Wilson replied nonchalant. And suddenly without any warning at all, a strange look crossed House’s face. It was a look that Wilson recognized very well. It was the look his friend wore whenever he had an epiphany of any kind. Usually it meant that House would run off without warning and then solve his case in record time. Dantooine. House thought with excitement as he left the court in a hurry. Why didn’t I think of it before? -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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The Musical Jedi Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 2/11/08 4:56pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	“Only temporarily.” House said. “Want to come to my hearing?” “Really House, I have been to so many of those.” Wilson replied with a sigh. I'm sure he has! But Dantooine? What does that have to do with the Bith? And I'm intrigued that you've thrown Tritter in the mix - at least by reference. -----signature----- Hold your own Know your name Go your own way A Moment's Deliverance: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573115
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Laine_Snowtrekker Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 2/11/08 4:57pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Great post--oh, and a courtroom scene! Those are great! Oh, and House has the answer!!! Thanks for the PM! -----signature----- Stealth and subtlety work well, but for making lasting impressions, a blaster does just fine. -Han Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book. -Cam Palso's #1 Fan JO: RS1, Admiral, SC Fanfics are linked to in my bio
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DarthBerryStraw Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 2/11/08 5:14pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	“Who are you?” the husband asked. “A cripple,” House retorted. “What’s it to you?” Typical House! And suddenly without any warning at all, a strange look crossed House’s face. It was a look that Wilson recognized very well. It was the look his friend wore whenever he had an epiphany of any kind. Usually it meant that House would run off without warning and then solve his case in record time. Dantooine. House thought with excitement as he left the court in a hurry. Why didn’t I think of it before? Ooo, an epiphany. I look forward to the next chapter! -----signature----- “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” - ... Tara UDCS: Of All the Witty Titles http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/29095691/p1/?7
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 2/11/08 9:12pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Love his remarks and what's he up to? Waiting for the next entry. -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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Lady_Jade Registered: May '04	Date Posted: 2/12/08 7:48am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	House + Star Wars = brilliant!!! This is just too funny! I love how you write House; you do a really good job. This is something I don't want to miss. And I'm really interested to see how you bring Anakin and Obi-Wan into this. Could you please add me to the PM list? -----signature----- "Do or do not. There is no try." ~Yoda, ESB 6 years of schooling + 6 months of training + 6 hours of sweat and pain = one very proud black belt
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Medievel_Angel Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 2/12/08 10:21am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Ah, excellent post, Lily Great job on the epiphany. Your characterization's of House, Cuddy, Wilson & The Team are perfect. Can't wait for more. M_A -----signature----- Anakin: (Teasingly) Oh, the things you do to get me alone. Padmé: (Sweetly, as they lean in to kiss) Stop talking. -Clone Wars Ep 4 See stories in bio
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Cole_Kenobi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/12/08 10:41am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Ahaha. I'm really loving this. Great job.
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 2/13/08 8:25am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Dantooine. House thought with excitement as he left the court in a hurry. Why didn’t I think of it before? I hope that means he finally has an idea of what is wrong with the Bith. I loved the whole courthouse scene I'm glad to see the judge "punish" House and the sue happy Tw'ilek. Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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EGKenobi Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 2/13/08 8:43am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	What a combo!! House and Star Wars, doesn't get much better You've captured House perfectly, and the rest of the team too. Looks like we'll be looking to you for the Galactic Medical Journals Please PM me when you update this EG -----signature----- The Shifting Future: http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=24571153&brd=10476&start=25321338 Event Horizon: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24429782/p1/?4 Proud master to CrystalSaber_1 and GeneralKenobi7
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MoeTharen Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 2/14/08 8:49pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	You have supremely captured the very embodiment that is House. I find myself in utter merriment through-out your entire fic thus far, and I should very much like to be added to the PM list. -----signature----- Jesus Freak
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silverfighter Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 2/15/08 7:19pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Her lung is failing? “If I earned a credit for every time he said that—“ House said quietly to Wilson who was sitting right behind him. “You would be able to pay me back,” Wilson finished referring to the many times House had ‘borrowed’ credits over the years. Oh, that whole courtroom scene was really quite amusing. Dantooine. House thought with excitement as he left the court in a hurry. Why didn’t I think of it before? House is having a memory spasm! Yay, now he can save that poor being! But why would Dantooine remind him of something, I wonder? Maybe she went there for vacation and there's a super ly plague, or maybe she's allergic to something there... Thanks for the PM! ~Silverfighter -----signature----- "Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord." ~~*~~ "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests."
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