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MarasFire Registered: Jun '07	Date Posted: 2/16/08 9:35am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Haha! House and Star Wars! What a marvelously hilarious idea! You have House dead on, and mixing in the different alien species has worked perfectly. Please add me to the PM list! -----signature----- It's better to laugh than to cry, don't you think? I do. Even when the world is scary and sad. Especially when the world is scary and sad. That's when you need to laugh. —Marco
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Clone_Cmdr_Wedge Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 2/16/08 12:25pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	House in the SWU? Now that is interesting... “So you’re the doctor my wife hasn’t met yet!” he exclaimed angrily. “At last you catch on,” House replied. The Bith looked increasingly more. “Don’t get smart with me,” he said. House smirked. “I think I already did.” House: 1 Husband: 0 “No!” the husband cried in shock and fear. “But Bith only have one lung!” “Yeah,” House said with a snort. “I did go to medical school.” I can hear House saying that. “Dr. House said that my client’s wife was having an affair. That is a completely unethical practice and it has emotionally traumatized my client,” the opposing attorney said. Huh, did one like that ever go to trial? I don't recall it off the top of my head. Wouldn't surprise me though, knowing House. “Loads, almost as much fun as when you went against that Tritter guy from Dantooine a few years ago,” Wilson replied nonchalant. Tritter, I remember that one. He really did have a stick up his rear about House. -----signature----- "Things are really getting interesting now, eh Chris? Do you actually think you can defeat me?" "The right to be God...that right is now mine." -Albert Wesker, RE5 "All warfare is based on deception." -Sun Tzu
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Obi-Odd13 Registered: Feb '08	Date Posted: 2/17/08 8:53am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	“If I earned a credit for every time he said that—“ House said quietly to Wilson who was sitting right behind him. “You would be able to pay me back,” Wilson finished referring to the many times House had ‘borrowed’ credits over the years. Wow, that is so much like House and Wilson. And I gotta love how House is able to treat the many different beings in the galaxy. And when are Obi-Wan and Anakin coming in? And more importantly, why are they gonna come in contact with House? I really can't wait! -----signature----- When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. “We are one, after all, you and I, together we suffer, together exist and forever will recreate each other.” ~Teilhard de Chardin
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/17/08 9:06pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	The Musical Jedi: I'm sure he has! But Dantooine? What does that have to do with the Bith? And I'm intrigued that you've thrown Tritter in the mix - at least by reference. Yep, House'll be sure to explain. I'm glad you caught the Tritter reference. Laine_Snowtrekker: Great post--oh, and a courtroom scene! Those are great! Thanks! I always liked the courtrooms scenes in the show, so I HAD to write one. Oh, and House has the answer!!! He sure does! Thanks for the PM! You're welcome! DarthBerryStraw: Typical House! Of course. Ooo, an epiphany. I look forward to the next chapter! More is coming soon. earlybird-obi-wan: Love his remarks and what's he up to? Waiting for the next entry. Don't worry, you'll find out very soon. Lady_Jade: House + Star Wars = brilliant!!! So glad you approve! This is just too funny! I love how you write House; you do a really good job. This is something I don't want to miss. And I'm really interested to see how you bring Anakin and Obi-Wan into this. Could you please add me to the PM list? Thank you so much, House is such a fun character to write. And I would be happy to add you to the list. Medievel_Angel: Ah, excellent post, Lily Thank you! Great job on the epiphany. Your characterization's of House, Cuddy, Wilson & The Team are perfect. I'm so glad you think so. Can't wait for more. More is coming. Cole_Kenobi: Ahaha. I'm really loving this. Great job. Thank you, I'm so glad you are enjoying it! KELIA: I hope that means he finally has an idea of what is wrong with the Bith. I think he might. I loved the whole courthouse scene It was fun to write. I'm glad to see the judge "punish" House and the sue happy Tw'ilek. Great update Thank you!! EGKenobi: What a combo!! House and Star Wars, doesn't get much better Thanks! The two fandoms were just too much fun NOT to throw together. You've captured House perfectly, and the rest of the team too. Looks like we'll be looking to you for the Galactic Medical Journals Thank you! Please PM me when you update this I would be happy to. MoeTharen: You have supremely captured the very embodiment that is House. I find myself in utter merriment through-out your entire fic thus far, and I should very much like to be added to the PM list. Oh wow, I'm so happy you like this story. Thank you and I would be happy to add you to the list. silverfighter: Her lung is failing? Yeah. Oh, that whole courtroom scene was really quite amusing. Thanks! House is having a memory spasm! Yay, now he can save that poor being! But why would Dantooine remind him of something, I wonder? Maybe she went there for vacation and there's a super ly plague, or maybe she's allergic to something there... Don't worry, the answer is soon coming. Thanks for the PM! You're welcome! MarasFire: Haha! House and Star Wars! What a marvelously hilarious idea! I'm so glad you like it! You have House dead on, and mixing in the different alien species has worked perfectly. Thank you, I had to do a bit of research on SW medicines/diseases in order to make this work. Please add me to the PM list! Consider yourself added. Clone_Cmdr_Wedge: House in the SWU? Now that is interesting... I think so too. House: 1 Husband: 0 Yup! I can hear House saying that. Thanks! Tritter, I remember that one. He really did have a stick up his rear about House. Yes he did! Obi-Odd13: Wow, that is so much like House and Wilson. And I gotta love how House is able to treat the many different beings in the galaxy. Thank you, I was definitely doing my best to make their conversation in character. And when are Obi-Wan and Anakin coming in? And more importantly, why are they gonna come in contact with House? I really can't wait! I believe the answer to your question is coming soon. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/18/08 4:59am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-11- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Title: Everybody Lies Author: LilyHobbitJedi Timeframe: 2 years before AOTC Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, Obi-Wan, Anakin Genre: Humor/Drama Crossover with House, M.D. Summary: A brilliant doctor with an abrasive personality solves various medical mysteries, and deals with various patients in the clinic. Notes: Here is the chapter you've all been waiting for, Obi-Wan and Anakin finally get to meet House. Another thing, the other day I just randomly decided to make a wallpaper for this story and I decided I would share it with you guys. Here it is. Here's the PM List. Let me know if you want to be added or removed and I'll be happy to oblige. silverfighter KELIA Cole_Kenobi DarthBerryStraw The Musical Jedi Laine_Snowtrekker earlybird-obi-wan Medievel_Angel Lady_Jade EGKenobi MoeTharen MarasFire Everybody Lies Chapter 5 House burst into the patient’s room, startling his team and the Bith. “House, we were just about to contact you. She’s getting worse,” Chase explained sadly. “Duh!” House retorted annoyed. “Usually you do get worse when you’re being treated for the wrong thing.” “What does she have then?” Foreman asked “Something we never accounted for in the past. She has a virus,” House replied. “A virus?” Cameron asked skeptically. “But she has no fever.” “Yeah, I’m her doctor too, I figured that out. And do you know why she doesn’t have a fever?” House asked. “Bith body temperature is different than humans,” the patient’s husband said. “Exactly,” House said. “She has Dantooine’s Dantari flu. A fairly common bug, but it can be fatal if not treated quickly. Your wife is now on the very edge of that threshold.” The male Bith gasped in horror. “Another reason we wouldn’t have thought of Dantari flu is that it seldomly affects Bith,” House explained. Then he glanced at his team. “Treat her.” ~~~~~ House was exceedingly happy that he once more solved his puzzling case, but the bad thing about it being over was that he was once more subjected to the drudgery of clinic duty. He was hoping there would be the possibility that he would be able to hide out in an exam room for the rest of the time, but unfortunately Brenda was working. She was the one nurse who seemed to get a derisive pleasure out of sending patients to House, and she always told Cuddy when he was slacking in the clinic. “Chase is covering, direct all animosity towards him,” he said to Brenda as he limped past. “I don’t think so, Doctor,” Brenda retorted handing him a file. “Exam room one.” “Killjoy,” House muttered entering the exam room. A second later he nearly groaned in dismay when he saw who his newest patient was. Jedi! House never respected Jedi. They always preached peace and justice yet they were some of the most accomplished warriors in the galaxy. They were hypocrites pure and simple. He knew the Jedi believed in some all powerful Force when in reality they were just very clever magicians. In House’s entire career he’d never had the displeasure to treat a Jedi, until now. There were two Jedi in the room, a middle aged man and a teenager. Both of them wore the typical Jedi garb though the younger one wore a tunic of a different make and style. The older Jedi had reddish blonde hair, blue eyes and a beard and the younger one had a strange haircut with a silly little braid on one side of his head. House also noted their utility belts on which were two lightsabers. “Let me guess,” House said to them. “Ran out of fairy dust?” “Beg your pardon?” The older Jedi said surprised, with a clipped Coruscanti accent. “I thought you guys had your own special little healers. So why in galaxy’s sake are you bothering me?” House asked. “Master,” the younger Jedi started, but was silenced when the other Jedi raised a hand. “My Padawan is ill and requires medical assistance and we are several parsecs from Coruscant,” the older Jedi explained. “I don’t care,” House replied irritated. “So what’s wrong?” “I can’t stop coughing,” the teenager replied. “And I’ve been exhausted lately.” “This couldn’t wait until you got back to your oh so holier than thou Jedi Temple?” House asked. “We’re not going back now,” the young Jedi replied looking as if he was getting angry. “Oh did I hurt your itsy bitsy feelings?” House asked snottily. “Doctor, neither I nor my Padawan appreciate being treated this way,” the elder Jedi responded. House rolled his eyes and shrugged. “Bonadan cough,” he said writing a prescription down and handing it to the Jedi. “Two days and you’ll be fine.” The older Jedi took it and bowed slightly towards House before leaving with his apprentice in tow. ~~~~~ “What a horrible doctor!” Anakin Skywalker exclaimed as soon as the door to the exam room was closed. “He definitely takes pleasure out of getting a rise out of people,” his master Obi-Wan Kenobi replied. “There are many such beings in the galaxy.” “How does he even have a job when he treats people like that?” Anakin asked. “I’m guessing his bravado covers up the fact that he is a medical prodigy. I believe I’ve heard of this Dr. House before,” Obi-Wan commented mildly. “Well I hope I never see that guy again,” Anakin replied. “Actually,” Obi-Wan replied. “That’s just the sort of character that Master Qui-Gon would’ve befriended.” As the Jedi walked to the pharmacy, they were quite unaware that Dr. Cuddy heard the beginning of their conversation. Frustrated, she burst into the exam room where House was. “You’ve really out done yourself,” she said. “Of course I did,” House muttered, turning on his little handheld vid screen. “I never would believe that even you could tick off a pair of Jedi!” Cuddy exclaimed, very annoyed. “Well I’m here to say that it was possible, and even fun,” House retorted. “You better watch it House, be a decent doctor for a change,” Cuddy replied as she started to walk out of the room. “Yeah right,” House scoffed. “I really want to be some little do-gooder Wilson wannabe.” “You wouldn’t end up in court again,” Cuddy pointed out. “Ah,” House said. “But I just love going to court.” “You’re impossible,” Cuddy said with a sigh, leaving the room. “I aim to please,” House commented. He shot a hypo of Vicona and started to watch his holodrama, hoping that the next patient wouldn’t be quite as annoying as those Jedi. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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Laine_Snowtrekker Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 2/18/08 5:45am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	I'm going to assume that Anakin has more than just this Bonadan cough or whatever. Poor Anakin! Nice to see House's flippancy. Thanks for the PM. -----signature----- Stealth and subtlety work well, but for making lasting impressions, a blaster does just fine. -Han Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book. -Cam Palso's #1 Fan JO: RS1, Admiral, SC Fanfics are linked to in my bio
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MarasFire Registered: Jun '07	Date Posted: 2/18/08 5:52am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	I agree with LS: that can't be the only time that the Jedi cross paths with House! House never respected Jedi. They always preached peace and justice yet they were some of the most accomplished warriors in the galaxy. They were hypocrites pure and simple. He knew the Jedi believed in some all powerful Force when in reality they were just very clever magicians. In House’s entire career he’d never had the displeasure to treat a Jedi, until now. Can't really argue with the second sentence. Thank you for the PM. -----signature----- It's better to laugh than to cry, don't you think? I do. Even when the world is scary and sad. Especially when the world is scary and sad. That's when you need to laugh. —Marco
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The Musical Jedi Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 2/18/08 9:20am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	I could see Qui-Gon getting on well with House - at least to some degree. They might have some fantastic arguments though! I too assume that we'll be seeing the Jedi back. House wouldn't have much regard for them, I'm sure. He's not into social status. -----signature----- Hold your own Know your name Go your own way A Moment's Deliverance: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573115
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 2/18/08 9:33am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	waiting for the next update to see what Anakin is suffering from. And Obi-Wan's remark aboyt Qui-Gon befriending House Just his type of friend. -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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MoeTharen Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 2/18/08 10:04am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	“Let me guess,” House said to them. “Ran out of fairy dust?” Ha! Loved that! That entire scene, perfect. “He definitely takes pleasure out of getting a rise out of people,” his master Obi-Wan Kenobi replied. “There are many such beings in the galaxy.” Ah but none such as House. LOL “Well I’m here to say that it was possible, and even fun,” House retorted. -----signature----- Jesus Freak
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Clone_Cmdr_Wedge Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 2/18/08 3:13pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	House never respected Jedi. They always preached peace and justice yet they were some of the most accomplished warriors in the galaxy. They were hypocrites pure and simple. He knew the Jedi believed in some all powerful Force when in reality they were just very clever magicians. In House’s entire career he’d never had the displeasure to treat a Jedi, until now. Oh now this should be interesting. Wonder what he'd think about treating a Sith Lord... There were two Jedi in the room, a middle aged man and a teenager. Both of them wore the typical Jedi garb though the younger one wore a tunic of a different make and style. The older Jedi had reddish blonde hair, blue eyes and a beard and the younger one had a strange haircut with a silly little braid on one side of his head. House also noted their utility belts on which were two lightsabers Now, I know there are many Jedi in the Galaxy at this time, but I get the feeling that these two are Obi-wan and Anakin. “My Padawan is ill and requires medical assistance and we are several parsecs from Coruscant,” the older Jedi explained. “I don’t care,” House replied irritated. “So what’s wrong?” Well, assuming that Anakin is the one that's sick, I'm guessing "Future-Sith-Lorditis". “I can’t stop coughing,” the teenager replied. “And I’ve been exhausted lately.” Again, if you are Anakin Skywalker, you're going to be using a resporator for the rest of your life at some point. “We’re not going back now,” the young Jedi replied looking as if he was getting angry. “Oh did I hurt your itsy bitsy feelings?” House asked snottily. That sounds like House. House: 1 Anakin: 0 “Well I hope I never see that guy again,” Anakin replied. “Actually,” Obi-Wan replied. “That’s just the sort of character that Master Qui-Gon would’ve befriended.” Does this mean that Wilson is related to Qui-Gon? Sorry, first thing I thought of when I read that. “I never would believe that even you could tick off a pair of Jedi!” Cuddy exclaimed, very annoyed. Well, he only really ticked one of them off (Obi struck me more as 'annoyed' than 'ticked off' ), and he's the one that becomes a Sith Lord later. House better hope Anakin doesn't come back for a follow up in about 6ish years. “I aim to please,” House commented. He shot a hypo of Vicona and started to watch his holodrama, hoping that the next patient wouldn’t be quite as annoying as those Jedi. Yes, the all important Vicodin/Vicona. I was wondering when he was going to pull that out again. Good work again. Definatly made me chuckle. -----signature----- "Things are really getting interesting now, eh Chris? Do you actually think you can defeat me?" "The right to be God...that right is now mine." -Albert Wesker, RE5 "All warfare is based on deception." -Sun Tzu
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DarthBerryStraw Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 2/18/08 4:30pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	“Let me guess,” House said to them. “Ran out of fairy dust?” “Beg your pardon?” The older Jedi said surprised, with a clipped Coruscanti accent. “I thought you guys had your own special little healers. So why in galaxy’s sake are you bothering me?” House asked. “Master,” the younger Jedi started, but was silenced when the other Jedi raised a hand. “My Padawan is ill and requires medical assistance and we are several parsecs from Coruscant,” the older Jedi explained. “I don’t care,” House replied irritated. “So what’s wrong?” “I can’t stop coughing,” the teenager replied. “And I’ve been exhausted lately.” “This couldn’t wait until you got back to your oh so holier than thou Jedi Temple?” House asked. This entire section had me laughing pretty dang hard. Great chapter! -----signature----- “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” - ... Tara UDCS: Of All the Witty Titles http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/29095691/p1/?7
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Cole_Kenobi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 2/18/08 5:13pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Ahaha. This was hilarous! I loved the "run out of fairy dust" part. lol I loved how Obi-wan and Anakin were so civil though, can no one intimidate House? Ahah. I can't wait for more, please continue!
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Medievel_Angel Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 2/19/08 9:06am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Wow another great post, Lily Poor Ani, I too have a feeling he's going to get worse. Tsk tsk, House, you should now better then to upset a Jedi. Hehe All in allI an exelent post, can't wait for more. M_A -----signature----- Anakin: (Teasingly) Oh, the things you do to get me alone. Padmé: (Sweetly, as they lean in to kiss) Stop talking. -Clone Wars Ep 4 See stories in bio
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 2/19/08 12:23pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 2-18- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	hoping that the next patient wouldn’t be quite as annoying as those Jedi And I thought he liked annoying! I loved that House managed to get under the ultra calm Obi-Wan's skin. Not an easy task to say the least. Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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