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silverfighter  2708 posts
Registered: Apr '07
Date Posted: 3/13/08 11:08am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 3-10 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
It was then, that Cuddy pulled out her last trick. She called the Jedi.

dancing dancing

I love mysteries, especially in a Star Wars setting. And especially with House. grin

I really want to know who took House, though. I guess I'll find out soon enough, huh? tongue

Great update, and thank you for the PM. happy

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Obi-Odd13  60 posts
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Date Posted: 3/21/08 9:35pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 3-10 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
YAY, a postie! I forgot to ask last couple times, could you add me to the PM list? Thanks!

Anyway, I have to say, after reading your reply, I thought that maybe Anakin isn't the one who has the really obscure deadly disease, but Obi-Wan! That would be a twist! devil Muahaha... devil

whistling ... although I haven't actually read the post yet... blush

(goes back and reads post)

shock ...or House could be kidnapped! Never mind then... plain

OH! But does that mean Obi-Wan and Anakin have to go rescue him? And Anakin really does just have the Bondan cough or whatever? Oh, wait, there's still another postie, hang on a minute...

(reads second postie) whistling

AHA! Obi and Ani DO get put on the case! And Ani still hasn't recovered fully... hmmmm... thinking

Or maybe it's still just the Bonadan cough...............

I think you'll need to throw in an obscure deadly disease in there somewhere (and yes it has to be obscure, in all parts of the galaxy) becuase it just isn't House with out an obscure deadly disease. wink grin

But how like House to want to give his kidnappers hell. grin applause Great characterization.

Oh, and please pardon any awful spelling errors and such, I'm typing in the middle of the night, and therefore am unable to see the keyboard... wink

 

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LilyHobbitJedi  6851 posts
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Date Posted: 4/5/08 7:16pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 3-10 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
nabooqueen2008: I knew it....Anakin and Obi Wan get pulled into this! Wonderful update...can't wait for the next one!

Of course! laugh Thank you!

Medievel_Angel: As I thought...Ani & Obi to the rescue! Hehe.

For sure!

Great post Lily! And nice job on Master Windu.

Thank you~

Can't wait to see what happens next.

It's coming soon.

The Musical Jedi: House in a foul mood? So basically it's a normal day for the doctor. And Anakin sulking quietly! He must really be tired! I wonder what the Jedi are going to turn up... or when Anakin is going to be really sick?

Very true, don't worry you'll see soon.

Thanks for the PM.

You're welcome.

Lady_Jade: Anakin and Obi-Wan going to rescue House.....I'm thinking that House won't really like being saved by Jedi at first. But I'm sure he'll get over it. Now all I want to know is who was crazy enough to kidnap House??

Yeah, House probably would be annoyed at being rescued by a Jedi. laugh

Great post!

Thank you!

earlybird-obi-wan: Oof and now Obi and Ani to the rescue. Great

They sure are. happy

KELIA: Oh poor Ani and Obi!

Yeah... worried

Being dragged into this investigation isn't going to be fun for either of them.

Definitely not.

Maybe then, the kidnapper will give him back

Who knows, they might. laugh

Great update

Thank you!

MarasFire: Three weeks?! Dang, no wonder his kidnapper(s) kept him unconscious most of the time. There's no other way they could have tolerated him for so long. Although it is curious that no one has been contacted for some sort of ransom or whatever . . . then again, maybe they knew that he wasn't worth much. But then why haven't they killed him?

Don't worry, the kidnapper's reasons for having House will be made clear soon.

[alice]Curiouser and curiouser.[/alice]

That's for sure.

DarthBerryStraw: Oo, very interesting! I'm glad to see Ani and Obi pulled back in. I can only imagine how this mission to rescue House is going to go.

It'll be interesting, I promise that.

Cole_Kenobi: Ahah. I can't wait to see what stringe of pharses House will bestow upon his captores. For some odd reason I found the fact that his own cane was the cause of his unconciousness. Poor guy though, being in such pain, without meds or his cane, and his freedom, hope Obi and Ani can find him although I'm sure Ani would much rather leave him be.

Yeah, House isn't very happy now, and he's going to let it known.

I've thought of a scenario where someone might actually want House, someone who is sick and needs his expert advice but said someone couldn't either a: pay for treatment, or b: is a criminal or on the run and can't be seen in a public place like a med center. I dunno, just my guess. lol

Hmm...you have an interesting theory. thinking

Awesome update!

Thank you!

Laine_Snowtrekker: Oh, this will be good!

I hope so.

Nice post, pulling our favorite Team back into action to find and rescue House, who I'm sure will give a lovely and acerbic speech to his captors, whoever they may be...

Yes, I couldn't let Obi and Ani escape. And yes, House's speech is going to be a bit colorful. grin

Thanks for the PM.

You're welcome.

silverfighter: I love mysteries, especially in a Star Wars setting. And especially with House.

I'm so glad you think so.

I really want to know who took House, though. I guess I'll find out soon enough, huh?

I promise that.

Great update, and thank you for the PM.

You're welcome.

Obi-Odd13: YAY, a postie! I forgot to ask last couple times, could you add me to the PM list? Thanks!

I would be happy to add you to the list.

Anyway, I have to say, after reading your reply, I thought that maybe Anakin isn't the one who has the really obscure deadly disease, but Obi-Wan! That would be a twist! Muahaha...

... although I haven't actually read the post yet...

(goes back and reads post)

...or House could be kidnapped! Never mind then...


Yeah, I wanted to try something different. happy

OH! But does that mean Obi-Wan and Anakin have to go rescue him? And Anakin really does just have the Bondan cough or whatever? Oh, wait, there's still another postie, hang on a minute...

(reads second postie)

AHA! Obi and Ani DO get put on the case! And Ani still hasn't recovered fully... hmmmm...

Or maybe it's still just the Bonadan cough...............


You'll see. wink

I think you'll need to throw in an obscure deadly disease in there somewhere (and yes it has to be obscure, in all parts of the galaxy) becuase it just isn't House with out an obscure deadly disease.

For sure, that's definitely what House does best. Solves his puzzles.

But how like House to want to give his kidnappers hell. Great characterization.

Thanks!

Oh, and please pardon any awful spelling errors and such, I'm typing in the middle of the night, and therefore am unable to see the keyboard...

Don't worry I know the feeling. Thank you!

 

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LilyHobbitJedi  6851 posts
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Date Posted: 4/5/08 9:52pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 3-10 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
Title: Everybody Lies
Author: LilyHobbitJedi
Timeframe: 2 years before AOTC
Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, Obi-Wan, Anakin
Genre: Humor/Drama Crossover with House, M.D.
Summary: A brilliant doctor with an abrasive personality solves various medical mysteries, and deals with various patients in the clinic.
Notes: Well I wanted to update this sooner, but life got in the way. I hope you all enjoy this!


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Everybody Lies

Chapter 8



A SPECIAL CNN REPORT!

“Welcome to this edition of Corellia Nightly News,” said the holonet reporter. “I’m Arlan Ornil and in tonight’s top story is about the mysterious kidnapping of a galaxy renowned doctor. Reporting from the Prince Plains Med Center here is Darien Cadev, Darien?”

“Thank you Arlan,” said Darien putting on a cheesy grin. Four standard weeks ago, Dr. Gregory House disappeared, shocking the local community. Authorities have been working around the clock to discover Dr. House’s kidnappers, but they haven’t turned up any leads. They’ve had no choice but to call on the Jedi for help.”

Then the reporter continued. “Right now I’m with the dean of medicine, Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Dr. Cuddy surely this must be tough losing a member of your staff. What is your take on the matter?”

“I assure you, that we’ve done everything in our power to try and discover the whereabouts of Dr. House,” Cuddy said. “We’re all hoping the Jedi will be successful.”

“I’ve heard reports that this Dr. House was quote “rude and has an absolutely appalling character”. Is this true, and if it is, do you think his personality could be a reason behind his kidnapping?”

Cuddy smiled weakly. “Dr. House is unorthodox in many ways and doesn’t have a good bedside manner, but Dr. House is the most brilliant physician I’ve met.”

“But do you think—”

“No,” Cuddy interrupted. “I don’t believe House’s personality had anything to do with his kidnapping.”

The scene changed and this time Darien was speaking to a very uneasy looking Wilson.

“Dr. Wilson, you were the one to first discover that House was kidnapped, how did you feel at the time?”

“How do you think I felt?” Wilson snapped annoyed. “My best friend was just kidnapped!”

And then Wilson sighed. “I’m sorry for lashing out; these last few weeks have been tough.”

“Do you have any idea who might have kidnapped him?” Darien asked.

“House has his enemies, but I really couldn’t point a finger,” Wilson replied.

“Thank you for your time Dr. Wilson,” Darien replied. “Now we’ll go back to Arlan in the studio.”

“Thank you Darien,” Arlan said. “If anyone has any information regarding Dr. House’s kidnapping please contact either this studio or the Jedi Council. Thank you and we will be right back after a message from our sponsors.”

~~~~~

Pain. He carried such a deep and excruciating pain that never received any relief. In the week that House had been conscious of his situation, he was absolutely miserable. His bad leg was the focus of his misery of course, but it radiated from his thigh and seemed to spread across his body. And he still didn’t have his Vicona.

Twice a day, some sort of mealy gruel and water was place through a slot in his door, and House was left to eat it in the dark. In fact, he was always in absolute pitch black and that was one more thing he was upset about. The food left much to be desired and he only ate it because there wasn’t an alternative.

And that didn’t help his stomach. House was now in full blown withdrawal from the Vicona, and he felt terrible. He couldn’t remember all the times he’d gotten sick in the last twenty four hours. Most of the time he was too weak or in too much pain to make it to the refresher.

House vaguely wondered what everyone was doing back at the Med Center, and if anyone was trying to find him. He wished he at least knew where he was because then he could try and discover the reasoning behind this whole thing.

Suddenly House heard the something at the door and he looked up. Would he finally learn something? The door opened just wide enough for someone to squeeze through the crack, and then it closed. Once more the cell was pitch black, but this time House had company.

“Your accommodations suck,” House muttered.

“I’m well aware of that fact, Dr. House,” said a man’s deep voice.

“So how much did you ask for me?” House asked.

“No ransom,” the man replied. “Everyone believes you’re dead. And you soon might be.”

“Yeah,” House said in a bored tone. “As if I haven’t been given a death threat before.”

“I’m sure you have,” the man said. “But this time you will do as we say, or it will happen.”

“I don’t listen to my boss either,” House commented irritated.

All at once, the other man grabbed House’s bad thigh and squeezed.

“Kriff!” House exclaimed, and followed that with several other expletives and he tried to move the man’s hand away from his throbbing leg.

“Hurts doesn’t it?” the man asked smoothly.

House replied with another string of words that would make Wilson blush. The man finally released House’s thigh and the doctor moved away as fast as he could.

“That, Dr. House is only a taste of what I’m capable of,” the man stated.

“Who are you?” House demanded.

“Just call me Moriarty, the man answered.

“And what do you want?” House asked.

“Your obedience,” Moriarty said.

House scoffed. “Your funeral.”

 

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Date Posted: 4/5/08 10:54pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
Moriarty that's real trouble skull

Great update

 

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Date Posted: 4/6/08 10:57am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala - Date Edited: 4/15/08 3:28pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Leia_Ka
I don't think you'll mind a new reader, would you? tongue

“I don’t listen to my boss either,” House commented irritated.

Ever the rebel.

Your obedience," Moriarty said.

House scoffed. "Your funeral."


House obeying his captor? shock House obeying anyone? shock Impossible! Well, except maybe Cuddy. tongue

 

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nabooqueen2008  152 posts
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Date Posted: 4/6/08 1:34pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
oh poor House! He is so miserable. And this bad guy sounds like the calm mean kind. OH...I hope Ani and Obi find him soon!

 

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DarthBerryStraw  1094 posts
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Date Posted: 4/6/08 1:44pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
“I’ve heard reports that this Dr. House was quote “rude and has an absolutely appalling character”.

laugh

Pain. He carried such a deep and excruciating pain that never received any relief. In the week that House had been conscious of his situation, he was absolutely miserable.

Aww, I'm actually managing to feel sorry for him.

“Your accommodations suck,” House muttered.

There's the House we all know. grin

Nice chapter!

 

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KELIA  10938 posts
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Date Posted: 4/7/08 4:26am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
My goodness, you actually have me feeling sorry for House!

I never thought I'd say something like that but as rude as he is to everybody, he doesn't deserve the agony he is being put through.

I love that his sense of humor remains intact, though.

Great update

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Cole_Kenobi  362 posts
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Date Posted: 4/7/08 6:23pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
Ahah. I love how House is taking this so well, still able to crack a few witty comments. Poor guy.

Loved how you did the opening, with a news report and Wilson's comments.

Awesome update. grin

 

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Obi-Odd13  60 posts
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Date Posted: 4/7/08 11:03pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
Moriarty... you say it like I should know it.... but I don't. *sigh* Makes me feel like I'm missing out on something... plain

Still, I recover quickly! grin And I absolutely loved House at the end there! laugh I can't believe how much he sounds like himself! (in most other contexts, that sentence would make no sense silly ) And I love how you combine House's generally sour attitude, and smush it (smush is a fun word laugh grin ) together with star wars terms like kriff, and all that. grin

And, although I do love House (to a certain extent, in a very fan-based way), I can't wait to see our Jedi involvment, cuz Obi-Wan and Anakin are awesome! (Though Obi-wan is way cooler; Sorry Ani grin wink )

And, of course, I can't wait to see who has the obscure deadly disease, all the anwers to the following who, what, when, where, why, and how questions. wink

And I actually read the post before replying! grin Yay me! dancing

 

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silverfighter  2708 posts
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Date Posted: 4/10/08 9:17am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
A SPECIAL CNN REPORT!

“Welcome to this edition of Corellia Nightly News,”


Lol, at first I was like "CNN? How does that wo-". That's really creative and had me laughing. grin

Moriarty isn't asking for ransom? Wow, why would someone take House for reasons other then ransom? worried

 

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MarasFire  1339 posts
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Date Posted: 4/13/08 6:46am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
In the week that House had been conscious of his situation, he was absolutely miserable.

When has he ever been otherwise?


The CNN thing was awesome. grin

 

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Laine_Snowtrekker  8308 posts
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Date Posted: 4/13/08 2:59pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
Great post. Nice acerbic wit of House's.

 

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powerfulforce  293 posts
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Date Posted: 4/14/08 7:18pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
Let's just hope Anakin and Obi-wan don't run into Dr. Cox while saving House. Hmm, he would be a suitable replacement while House is missing.

 

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