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Icecruncher_Amidala  243 posts
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Date Posted: 4/15/08 9:03am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
Do you mind adding another reader? grin

 

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LilyHobbitJedi  6851 posts
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Date Posted: 4/20/08 9:00pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
earlybird-obi-wan: Moriarty that's real trouble

You can say that again.

Great update

Thank you!

Leia_Ka: I don't think you'll mind a new reader, would you?

No I wouldn't. grin

Ever the rebel.

Yes he is.

House obeying his captor? House obeying anyone? Impossible! Well, except maybe Cuddy.

That's for sure.

nabooqueen2008: oh poor House! He is so miserable. And this bad guy sounds like the calm mean kind. OH...I hope Ani and Obi find him soon!

Yeah, this guy means buisness, poor House.

DarthBerryStraw: Aww, I'm actually managing to feel sorry for him.

Funny thing, isn't it?

There's the House we all know.

Yup!

Nice chapter!

Thank you!

KELIA: My goodness, you actually have me feeling sorry for House!

Yeah, he's definitely being put to the test.

I never thought I'd say something like that but as rude as he is to everybody, he doesn't deserve the agony he is being put through.

No he doesn't.

I love that his sense of humor remains intact, though.

Yeah, he'll never loose that particular personality trait.

Great update

Thank you!

Cole_Kenobi: Ahah. I love how House is taking this so well, still able to crack a few witty comments. Poor guy.

Yeah, poor guy.

Loved how you did the opening, with a news report and Wilson's comments.

I'm glad you liked it.

Awesome update.

Thank you!

Obi-Odd13: Moriarty... you say it like I should know it.... but I don't. *sigh* Makes me feel like I'm missing out on something...

I'm going to explain the reference soon.

Still, I recover quickly! And I absolutely loved House at the end there! I can't believe how much he sounds like himself! (in most other contexts, that sentence would make no sense ) And I love how you combine House's generally sour attitude, and smush it (smush is a fun word ) together with star wars terms like kriff, and all that.

Thanks! I'm happy my SW House sounds like the real one.

And, although I do love House (to a certain extent, in a very fan-based way), I can't wait to see our Jedi involvment, cuz Obi-Wan and Anakin are awesome! (Though Obi-wan is way cooler; Sorry Ani )

I have to agree with you. happy

And, of course, I can't wait to see who has the obscure deadly disease, all the anwers to the following who, what, when, where, why, and how questions.

Don't worry, you shall soon see.

And I actually read the post before replying! Yay me!

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silverfighter: Lol, at first I was like "CNN? How does that wo-". That's really creative and had me laughing.

Thanks! I'm glad you like the reference.

Moriarty isn't asking for ransom? Wow, why would someone take House for reasons other then ransom?

Oh, you will figure it out very soon.

MarasFire: When has he ever been otherwise?

Good point. laugh

The CNN thing was awesome.

Thanks!

Laine_Snowtrekker: Great post. Nice acerbic wit of House's.

Thank you very much!

powerfulforce: Let's just hope Anakin and Obi-wan don't run into Dr. Cox while saving House. Hmm, he would be a suitable replacement while House is missing.

Now that would be interesting to see Scrubs people in the mix, but that would be too complicated for my little brain to work out.

Icecruncher_Amidala: Do you mind adding another reader?

Absolutely not. grin

 

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LilyHobbitJedi  6851 posts
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Date Posted: 4/20/08 9:09pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-6 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
Title: Everybody Lies
Author: LilyHobbitJedi
Timeframe: 2 years before AOTC
Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, Obi-Wan, Anakin
Genre: Humor/Drama Crossover with House, M.D.
Summary: A brilliant doctor with an abrasive personality solves various medical mysteries, and deals with various patients in the clinic.
Notes: Ok, here's the explanation for Moriarty. House was based off of Sherlock Holmes for those who don't know, and there are several similarities between the two. One of those is Moriarty. He was the Holmes' villain in the books. In House the character who shot him at the end isn't named in the series, but a little Easter egg is that they named him Moriarty in the script. Take note, the House in wasn't shot and this Moriarty is totally anonymous except for his name. But anyways, I have a n ew chapter for you all. I hope you enjoy it! grin


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Everybody Lies

Chapter 9


“Good day, I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi and this is my Padawan Anakin Skywalker.”

“I’m so glad you’re here,” Dr. Cuddy said in relief. And then, she took a start. “I remember you, weren’t you both just here?”

Obi-Wan nodded. “As we’re the only Jedi to have met Dr. House, they thought it was appropriate to send us.”

“Once more I’m sorry about House’s behavior,” Cuddy apologized.

“Not to worry,” Obi-Wan reassured. “We don’t hold grudges.”

“Even if he was---” Anakin never finished his remark as Obi-Wan shot him a stern look.

Cuddy noticed the exchange. “He’s definitely one of a kind.”

“When was the last time you saw Dr. House?” Obi-Wan asked.

“The day he disappeared. He left work early as usual, but I wasn’t aware of that for a couple hours.” Cuddy replied.

“He leaves early on a regular basis?” Obi-Wan asked.

“Unfortunately,” Cuddy replied with a sigh. “He’s a brilliant doctor, but a terrible employee.”

“Not surprised,” Anakin muttered.

“Pardon my Padawan’s rudeness,” Obi-Wan said. “May we speak with one of Dr. House’s friends?”

“You mean friend,” Cuddy stated. “Go see Dr. Wilson, he’s the head of Oncology.”

~~~~~

“I have no idea who kidnapped House,” Dr. Wilson said in dismay. “He never indicated that someone was after him.”

“You were the one to recognize that House was gone first, when was that?” Obi-Wan asked gently.

“Only a couple hours after he left the med center,” Wilson explained. “I was coming over to watch a podrace—”

“Wizard!” Anakin exclaimed with a grin.

“Jedi like podracing?” Wilson asked curiously.

“My Padawan is the exception,” Obi-Wan explained. “He used to be a podracer.”
This caused the doctor to look at teenage Padawan in wonder.

“But back to the matter at hand,” Obi-Wan said. “What did you notice first when you came to his apartment?”

“His speeder bike was still parked out front so I thought he was home. He didn’t answer so I opened the door and saw that his apartment was a total mess. And House’s cane was broken,” Wilson explained.

“Thank you for your time,” Obi-Wan said and bow before exiting the room.

Anakin had to job a little to catch up to Obi-Wan’s quickened pace. He knew right away that his Master was on to something.

“Two things,” Obi-Wan started looking at Anakin’s face as they walked. “Whoever broke House’s cane was very strong, the cane was duranium plated. The other is that there is the great possibility that there was an accomplice. House is a tall man, and without his cane, he can’t walk very far. So he had to be carried at some point.”

“And it would be easier for two to carry him,” Anakin finished.

“Yes,” Obi-Wan said. “I do realize this is still speculation however, and we must proceed carefully.”

“How’s that?” Anakin asked.

“We need to visit an old friend,” Obi-Wan said with a grin.

~~~~~

Light suddenly illuminated House’s cell and the doctor blinked painfully before his eyes adjusted. He had a terrible headache and the chills, and was even more irritable than before. He wanted shout his frustration, but his desire to learn the reason for his captivity held his tongue. At least for the moment.

“Rise and shine doctor,” Moriarty called as he entered the cell. Like before, he was covered with a hooded cloak so House still couldn’t see his face. “I have a job for you.”

“What’s in it for me?” House asked.

“This,” Morarty said, pulling something from his robe. It was a hypo of Vicona. House’s eyes widened, but he couldn’t move to reach it.

“You’re really going to torture a cripple?”

“Here,” Moriarty ignored his remark and handed House a datacard. “This is your newest patient. Fix him, and you’ll live.”

“Do you think I could possibly read a file now?” House snapped, rubbing his head. “The fear of my imminent death looming and all.”

“I don’t want to hear your whiny excuses, so here.” Moriarty handed the hypo over.
House didn’t hesitate. He took the hypo immediately and pressed it into his arm, and waited for the medicine to kick in.

“I want a diagnosis in an hour,” Moriarty said right before he slammed the door shut.
House muttered a few choice curses, before he looked at the file.

 

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earlybird-obi-wan  5884 posts
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Date Posted: 4/20/08 9:53pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
and who will that old friend be?

And who will House be treating?

Intriguing update.

 

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KELIA  10938 posts
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Date Posted: 4/21/08 5:18am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
“I want a diagnosis in an hour,”

Will he take any diagnosis or does it have to be an accurate one? tongue

At least House got some pain medication before being expected to diagnose the mysterious patient.

I wonder who Obi-Wan and Anakin are off to see?

thinking thinking thinking thinking

Great update

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Leia_Ka 
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Date Posted: 4/21/08 9:25am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
“Not surprised,” Anakin muttered.

Yeah, I'm not surprised either, Anakin. laugh

“We need to visit an old friend,” Obi-Wan said with a grin.

shock Is it Dex, by any chance?

 

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Lady_Jade  1171 posts
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Date Posted: 4/21/08 1:14pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
So the kidnappers wanted House because of his medical knowledge/skill....interesting. I'd normally say that House will try to foil whatever it is that they're doing, but if they're bribing him with meds......


Let's just hope Obi-Wan can get some useful information from this old friend....


great post! happy

 

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The Musical Jedi  5425 posts
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Date Posted: 4/21/08 1:23pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
I see some similarities between Anakin and House... Hm. And I didn't know that House was based on Sherlock Holmes! Though that makes a lot of sense now.

 

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Cole_Kenobi  362 posts
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Date Posted: 4/21/08 2:04pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
Ahah. Smart captive. Love how you expanded on Obi-wan's line of thinking, always love a good mystery, kind of like the Sherlock Holmes stories. Ahah.

Lovely update! I've got were I love watching House! =)

 

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DarthBerryStraw  1094 posts
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Date Posted: 4/21/08 3:20pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
“You’re really going to torture a cripple?”

laugh House's cripple lines never fail to make me laugh, especially since one of my friends is crippled and uses the excuse constantly.

I'm really excited to read what happens next!

 

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nabooqueen2008  152 posts
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Date Posted: 4/21/08 10:01pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
Seems like Obi Wan is up to something. Wonder which "old friend" Obi's talking about.

At least, Moriarty gave House his vicona back.

Great update as usual! Just waiting for the next one!

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Date Posted: 4/22/08 10:33am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
loved it.

 

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silversock  134 posts
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Date Posted: 4/24/08 5:25am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal - Date Edited: 4/24/08 5:26am (2 edits total) Edited By: silversock
Who, I wonder, will be Obi-Wan's old friend? thinking

Ahhh, maybe that's why Moriarty took House, to gain money off of him healing people. That would be interesting...

Good update. happy

 

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Date Posted: 4/26/08 6:56pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
Hmmm.

I wonder who Obi-Wan's old friend is, and who House is supposed to treat.

Thanks for the PM.

 

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LilyHobbitJedi  6851 posts
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Date Posted: 4/26/08 7:24pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
earlybird-obi-wan: and who will that old friend be?

You'll see.

And who will House be treating?

That will be partially answered soon.

Intriguing update.

Thanks!

KELIA: Will he take any diagnosis or does it have to be an accurate one?

Knowing House, he might just jump to his first conclusion wither it be right or not.

At least House got some pain medication before being expected to diagnose the mysterious patient.

House wouldn't function otherwise.

I wonder who Obi-Wan and Anakin are off to see?

You'll see. happy

Great update

Thanks!

Leia_Ka: Yeah, I'm not surprised either, Anakin.

laugh

Is it Dex, by any chance?

Who knows... whistling

Lady_Jade: So the kidnappers wanted House because of his medical knowledge/skill....interesting. I'd normally say that House will try to foil whatever it is that they're doing, but if they're bribing him with meds......

Very true, you never know what House will think up.

Let's just hope Obi-Wan can get some useful information from this old friend....

Yes, hopefully he will.

great post!

Thanks!

The Musical Jedi: I see some similarities between Anakin and House... Hm. And I didn't know that House was based on Sherlock Holmes! Though that makes a lot of sense now.

Yeah, it surprised me too to discover that House was based off Sherlock Holmes. But there's quite a few other little references to it too besides Moriarty. Holmes is addicted to cocaine, House to Vicodin, Holmes' best friend is Dr. Watson, House's of course is Wilson. And House lives in apartment 23 B. Holmes at 23 B Baker St. I have way too much time on my hands...

Cole_Kenobi: Ahah. Smart captive. Love how you expanded on Obi-wan's line of thinking, always love a good mystery, kind of like the Sherlock Holmes stories. Ahah.

That's my attempt, I'm so glad you approve.

Lovely update! I've got were I love watching House! =)

Thanks, isn't it a great show?

DarthBerryStraw: House's cripple lines never fail to make me laugh, especially since one of my friends is crippled and uses the excuse constantly.

laugh Well I suppose if one is handicapped, they shoudl be allowed to play the cripple card.

I'm really excited to read what happens next!

It will hopefully be coming soon.

nabooqueen2008: Seems like Obi Wan is up to something. Wonder which "old friend" Obi's talking about.

You'll find out very soon.

At least, Moriarty gave House his vicona back.

For now at least.

Great update as usual! Just waiting for the next one!

Thank you!

Tatooine_Ghost: loved it.

I'm glad you did.

silversock: Who, I wonder, will be Obi-Wan's old friend?

You'll see...

Ahhh, maybe that's why Moriarty took House, to gain money off of him healing people. That would be interesting...

Well it would be, but that's not quite what I have in mind.

Good update.

Thanks!

Laine_Snowtrekker: Hmmm.

I wonder who Obi-Wan's old friend is, and who House is supposed to treat.


Most of that will be answered in the next update.

Thanks for the PM.

You're welcome.

 

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