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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 4/28/08 6:04am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-20 - Meet the rudest doctor in the gal
	Title: Everybody Lies Author: LilyHobbitJedi Timeframe: 2 years before AOTC Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, Obi-Wan, Anakin Genre: Humor/Drama Crossover with House, M.D. Summary: A brilliant doctor with an abrasive personality solves various medical mysteries, and deals with various patients in the clinic. Notes: Here's the next chapter in honor of the brand new House episode tonight! Here's the PM List. Let me know if you want to be added or removed and I'll be happy to oblige. silverfighter KELIA Cole_Kenobi DarthBerryStraw The Musical Jedi Laine_Snowtrekker earlybird-obi-wan Medievel_Angel Lady_Jade EGKenobi MoeTharen MarasFire nabooqueen2008 Tatooine_Ghost Obi-Odd13 Everybody Lies Chapter 10 “Where are we going, Master?” Anakin asked as he gracefully piloted their airspeeder through Coruscant’s space lanes. “Are you hungry, Padawan?” Obi-Wan asked, amusement in his voice. Anakin made a face. “Not if it’s at Dex’s. Obi-Wan chuckled. “I find his slider’s quite tasty.” Anakin merely rolled his eyes and he directed the speeder to land right behind the diner. The two Jedi exited the craft and entered the noisy dining room. The waitress, Hermione, spotted them immediately. “Dex,” she said. “Jedi are here.” The Besalisk moved as quickly as he could move his bulk from behind the kitchen counter and he quickly embraced Obi-Wan with two hands and ruffled Anakin’s hair with one of his others. “Obi-Wan!” Dex greeted before turning his large eyes on Anakin. “And the small fry.” “Are you hungry?” Dex asked. “Everything is on the house.” Anakin snorted. “Funny you should say that Dex,” Obi-Wan started. “We’re here because of the kidnapping of Corellian doctor Greg House. Have you heard anything?” “Everyone has heard about his disappearance, it’s all over the holonet.” Dex replied. “We’re the Jedi team that are trying to find him. I was wondering if you could see if any of your contacts could turn up a lead.” “I’ll look into it,” Dex said, grinning. “Thank you my friend,” Obi-Wan replied. Then he turned to Anakin. “The forensic team why searched House’s apartment brought all the evidence to the Temple for analysis. Until Dex can provide us with any information, we’re going to begin our search there.” Anakin groaned inwardly thinking of the tedious task ahead. It was going to be a long day. “Cheer up, Anakin,” Obi-Wan said with a smile. “We won’t start our work on an empty stomach.” ~~~~~ Greg House looked at the medical file in front of him with growing confusion and annoyance. Partially because he didn’t see anything on the chart that would indicate the being was sick. For all he knew this was a fairly healthy patient and this chart was a huge test or a joke of some kind. The most aggravating part was there was no history on the patient of any kind. There was virtually no information on the patient’s age, gender, planet of origin, or even species. For a doctor who always wanted to know everything, this frustrated him beyond belief. He could sprout off dozens of generic illnesses, but there was no way any doctor could make an accurate diagnosis without it. House decided not to do anything, he really didn’t fear Moriarty. Or rather his anger at the man’s actions negated the fear he felt for his situation. Moriarty was obviously keeping him here because he wanted something. It could be for a ransom but somehow House doubted that. So he surmised that it had to be because he wanted something from him. So the doctor figured that he didn’t have to take Moriarty’s words at face value. He wouldn’t kill House until he had what he needed, a perfect diagnoses to treat this mysterious patient. So House closed the file and waited, and luckily he didn’t for very long. “What did you learn?” Moriarty asked neutrally. “That you are a kriffing idiot if you think I can solve this,” House retorted. “You must not want this,” Moriarty commented, holding up a hypo. “I’m not a little animal you can train,” House replied holding up the file. “No doctor can figure this out.” “What?” Moriarty said. “Not even the great Greg House, who can solve anything?” “You want me to give you an accurate diagnoses. Fine then give me a complete chart!” House demanded. “What information do you need?” “Let’s see,” House said opening the datacard again. “Age, gender, species, homeworld. The basics, and really it’s not that hard of a question.” “The patient is human, male and five years old,” Moriarty said. “And?” House asked in annoyance. “And you’re not getting anything else,” Moriarty said. “Well good,” House replied. “The kid’s just gonna die.” And suddenly without any warning Moriarty reached through the bars and grabbed House’s neck, nearly closing off his whole air supply. “For your sake,” Moriarty said carefully. “He better not.” Then he let go and started to walk away. “Hey,” House called after him rubbing his painful neck. “You forgot to leave my meds.” “You better get used to living without them.” Moriarty called. House wanted nothing more than to rage out against that man, but of course there was nothing he could do. He vaguely wondered if anybody was looking for him, though he knew for a fact that Wilson must’ve panicked when he got to House’s apartment. He guessed that he’d been taken to another system, but he had no way of knowing for sure. He needed his Vicona badly now, the throbbing in his leg was likely to drive him mad. But while he waited for rescue, or for Moriarty to give him meds, House decided to keep his mind occupied. Now that he knew a little more information about the patient, he could make a little more sense of the chart. He studied it, wondering who this kid was, and most importantly why Moriarty cared so much. He had a mystery to solve and mysteries were House’s specialty. -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 4/28/08 7:54am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	O o, Anakin and Obi-Wan starting their research at Dex and loved that “And the small fry.” And House with a mysterious human. Waiting for the next update. Loved it -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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nabooqueen2008 Registered: Jan '08	Date Posted: 4/28/08 8:08am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	OH....Moriarty infuriates me so badly!!!!! I did guess correctly though...Dex was the "old friend"! Lovely....always did love that guy! The whole being hungry humor was great! Great post as always! ~nabooqueen~
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Leia_Ka Registered: Apr '08	Date Posted: 4/28/08 1:06pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Aha! No cameo can hid from me! [incoherent rambling start] Well, maybe the candidates on WWE, but that can be attributed to me not watching WWE, but still. Got ya, Dex. [incoherent rambling end] “Cheer up, Anakin,” Obi-Wan said with a smile. “We won’t start our work on an empty stomach.” But with Anakin, there's never really a thing as a "full stomach", Obi. He studied it, wondering who this kid was, and most importantly why Moriarty cared so much. He had a mystery to solve and mysteries were House’s specialty. My specialty is mysteries too! Now, [adjusts her Sherlock Holmes hat that mysteriously appeared] I wouldn't doubt Moriarty using this as a reason to watch House suffer, I bet that's what Cuddy thinks about in her free time, but I'm putting my wookiee, [yanks wookiee forward on chain] that it's his son or nephew, or close child. -----signature----- No Serrakin? Alright, I'll go back to my Anidala...
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Obi-Odd13 Registered: Feb '08	Date Posted: 4/28/08 2:40pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Yay for Dex! And I loved the "And the small fry" comment! I can totally see Dex calling Ani that, even though he's obviously no longer a small fry. And I can see Ani getting irritated about it too... And Now we know that the mysterious patient is a five year old boy... although House still can't really help him, seing as with the information he has he can't even say the poor kid is sick... hopefully Mortiary will realize this and give House some symptoms -----signature----- When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. “We are one, after all, you and I, together we suffer, together exist and forever will recreate each other.” ~Teilhard de Chardin
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DarthBerryStraw Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 4/28/08 4:02pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	“Obi-Wan!” Dex greeted before turning his large eyes on Anakin. “And the small fry.” Great chapter! This Moriarty character is insane if he thinks House can solve this case with such little information. -----signature----- “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” - ... Tara UDCS: Of All the Witty Titles http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/29095691/p1/?7
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JediMasterRev Registered: Dec '04	Date Posted: 4/28/08 7:49pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	What an absolutely brilliant concept. I love House and have enjoyed seeing you integrate him into the GFFA. Thought this was a very great read and I look forward to more soon! Could you please add me to your PM list? Thanks! -----signature----- "This above all, to thine own self be true." Polonius, Hamlet, Act I, Scene III For the Love of the Queen: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24151408/p1/?0 The Naboo Chronicles: http://boards.theforce.net/The_Saga/b10476/18644312/?162
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Tatooine_Ghost Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 4/29/08 8:40am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	loved it. -----signature----- And the psychological benefits of driving a battleship up the Tigris and parking it in the middle of Baghdad has got to be useful.-Jello WJFC means never having to say you're sorry.
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 4/30/08 4:04am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Hmmmm...I'm sensing Moriarty has a son. And while I understand him wanting to protect the kid's identity, a doctor really must know the species, at least, of his patient. “Cheer up, Anakin,” Obi-Wan said with a smile. “We won’t start our work on an empty stomach. Now there's a Master who knows how to prepare for a mission Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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Laine_Snowtrekker Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 4/30/08 9:58am Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	House can't work without information!!! I thought the old friend was Dex, but I didn't want to guess and be wrong. Great chapter. Thanks for the PM. -----signature----- Stealth and subtlety work well, but for making lasting impressions, a blaster does just fine. -Han Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book. -Cam Palso's #1 Fan JO: RS1, Admiral, SC Fanfics are linked to in my bio
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Cole_Kenobi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 4/30/08 7:40pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Hmm, I'm pretty sure you planned it this way, I feel torn between not condeming the man for trying to say a five-year-old, a baby in most aspects, but I'll have to say the way he's going about it isn't exactly nice. Ahah. Can't wait to learn more about what is going on. House rocks, this story rocks, awesome update.
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silversock Registered: Mar '08	Date Posted: 5/2/08 4:20pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala - Date Edited: 5/2/08 4:22pm (1 edits total) Edited By: silversock
	I bet the kid is Moriarty's son. Am I right? Dex! I love Dex. He's a good character. This is really interesting, I can't wait to see what happens. -----signature----- Silverfighter's sock. Rather obvious, no?
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MarasFire Registered: Jun '07	Date Posted: 5/3/08 3:24pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Hehe, Wilson is House's only friend, as Cuddy was so eager to point out. I think that the patient is definitely a relative of Moriarty's...and now it makes sense why he would've kidnapped House: Mori probably couldn't stroll into the hospital and admitted that as the best doctor around, he wanted House to treat the boy. Great updates, Lily! -----signature----- It's better to laugh than to cry, don't you think? I do. Even when the world is scary and sad. Especially when the world is scary and sad. That's when you need to laugh. —Marco
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LilyHobbitJedi Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 5/14/08 4:25pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	earlybird-obi-wan: O o, Anakin and Obi-Wan starting their research at Dex and loved that “And the small fry.” Glad you liked it. And House with a mysterious human. Waiting for the next update. It should be coming soon. Loved it Thanks! nabooqueen2008: OH....Moriarty infuriates me so badly!!!!! I did guess correctly though...Dex was the "old friend"! Lovely....always did love that guy! The whole being hungry humor was great! Great post as always! Yeah, isn't Moriarty horrible? And I too love Dex, thank you! Leia_Ka: Aha! No cameo can hid from me! [incoherent rambling start] Well, maybe the candidates on WWE, but that can be attributed to me not watching WWE, but still. Got ya, Dex. [incoherent rambling end] What cameo? If it was there, it wasn't planned. But with Anakin, there's never really a thing as a "full stomach", Obi. Very true. My specialty is mysteries too! Now, [adjusts her Sherlock Holmes hat that mysteriously appeared] I wouldn't doubt Moriarty using this as a reason to watch House suffer, I bet that's what Cuddy thinks about in her free time, but I'm putting my wookiee, [yanks wookiee forward on chain] that it's his son or nephew, or close child. You're right Moriarty is terrible, and he definitely has his reasons and motives. Obi-Odd13: Yay for Dex! And I loved the "And the small fry" comment! I can totally see Dex calling Ani that, even though he's obviously no longer a small fry. And I can see Ani getting irritated about it too... Thanks, I couldn't resist throwing in that comment there. And Now we know that the mysterious patient is a five year old boy... although House still can't really help him, seing as with the information he has he can't even say the poor kid is sick... hopefully Mortiary will realize this and give House some symptoms Whatever the case may be, House has his work cut out for him. DarthBerryStraw: Great chapter! This Moriarty character is insane if he thinks House can solve this case with such little information. Thank you, yes he is. JediMasterRev: What an absolutely brilliant concept. I love House and have enjoyed seeing you integrate him into the GFFA. Thought this was a very great read and I look forward to more soon! Thank you! I'm so glad you like my potrayal of House. Could you please add me to your PM list? Thanks! I would be happy to. Tatooine_Ghost: loved it. Thank you! KELIA: Hmmmm...I'm sensing Moriarty has a son. Maybe... And while I understand him wanting to protect the kid's identity, a doctor really must know the species, at least, of his patient. You're absolutely right. Now there's a Master who knows how to prepare for a mission For sure! Great update Thanks! Laine_Snowtrekker: House can't work without information!!! Nope. I thought the old friend was Dex, but I didn't want to guess and be wrong. You're assumption was right. Great chapter. Thanks! Thanks for the PM. You're welcome. Cole_Kenobi: Hmm, I'm pretty sure you planned it this way, I feel torn between not condeming the man for trying to say a five-year-old, a baby in most aspects, but I'll have to say the way he's going about it isn't exactly nice. Ahah. Can't wait to learn more about what is going on. No, he couldn't definitely go about it different than kidnapping a doctor. House rocks, this story rocks, awesome update. Thank you so much! silversock: I bet the kid is Moriarty's son. Am I right? You might be... Dex! I love Dex. He's a good character. He's great. This is really interesting, I can't wait to see what happens. More coming soon. MarasFire: Hehe, Wilson is House's only friend, as Cuddy was so eager to point out. For sure! I think that the patient is definitely a relative of Moriarty's...and now it makes sense why he would've kidnapped House: Mori probably couldn't stroll into the hospital and admitted that as the best doctor around, he wanted House to treat the boy. He did want House rather than any other doctor. Great updates, Lily! Thanks! -----signature----- Proud Master to eboneya & Alassë Eärfalas! Everybody Lies- House/SW Crossover! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28032689/r28039379/ A Light In The Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b1047
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DaenaBenjen42 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/19/08 10:24pm Subject: RE: Everybody Lies- House, M.D. X-Over- Humor/Drama- Update 4-28- Meet the rudest doctor in the gala
	Just got caught up and read this... love it, Lily. Can I be on the PM list, too? -----signature----- "Say it with me now. Postcard. Zoo. Not. Shopping." master to jackyyy17, micky-nikki, & Trimaj e-sis to BrightFeather All cats are leopards after dark.
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