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RK_Striker_JK_5  20169 posts
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Date Posted: 2/7/08 6:25pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo
Gyah, I missed a post! Sorry, Ish.

Man, I knew there was something going on. Very sneaky, those two. laugh And very awesome, too. grin Although Ysanne seems a bit too... obvious. Still, clever as all heck.

 

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Alexis_Wingstar  3186 posts
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Date Posted: 2/7/08 7:06pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo
Oh, I missed your second post. I'm glad to see you updating this. It's really very funny.

 

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SUGARBANTJINN  1620 posts
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Date Posted: 2/7/08 8:07pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo
this whole story line is nothing short of brilliant! I love the little struggle you show inside Isard, with her attraction toward Wes.
Can't wait for the next update!

 

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Laine_Snowtrekker  8308 posts
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Date Posted: 2/7/08 8:38pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo
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Still hilarious!

 

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alhana_antilles  540 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/08 9:33am Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo - Date Edited: 2/8/08 9:36am (1 edits total) Edited By: alhana_antilles
I love this- it's hysterical. laugh

 

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SithGirl132  3348 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/08 5:38pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo
laugh This is without a doubt, the best crackship ever! I love how it's going and everyone's ulterior motives! Can't wait for more. And the Emperor's email address...certainly unusual.

 

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reagan64  572 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/08 5:56pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo
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Oh the wheels within wheels are turning. I love it, great laughs wit every note. And I always know it'll get weirder next time. Can't wait.

 

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Healer_Leona  36871 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/08 6:25am Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo
Nice challenge entry.

 

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nabooqueen2008  152 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/08 8:04am Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo
OH MY GOODNESS!!! I just happened upon this story and I can't believe it! I am a stalker when it comes to reading about Rogue Squadron! The part about Wedge, Luke, and Hobbie reading the letters is absolutely classic! Amazing and ingenious, you are, my friend! Please keep me posted on what happens next!!!!!! Can't wait for the next development!

~Nabooqueen~

 

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DarthIshtar  47128 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/08 3:30pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--A love story that defies political and logical boundaries--Dare challenge respo - Date Edited: 2/9/08 3:48pm (3 edits total) Edited By: DarthIshtar
RK_Striker_JK_5--Forgiven this time. happy Yes, of course there was something going on. happy Glad you liked the sneakiness. :P Yes, she's a bit too obvious, but she thinks she's dealing with an idiot here. Glad it's clever.

Alexis_Wingstar--That's all right. Thanks for finding it really very funny.

SUGARBANTJINN--Awww *blush* I'm glad you like that bit of struggle. That will be coming to a head shortly. happy Thanks!

Laine_Snowtrekker--LOL, thanks!

alhana_antilles--I'm glad it's still hysterical. happy Thanks.

SithGirl132--I'm very very flattered by that, since it just is very twisted and out-on-a-limb for me. I'm glad you love the ulterior motives as well. Thanks! Very unusual.

reagan64--LOL, thanks. There are definitely some wheels within wheels at every turn. Watch out. They're coming down to earth soon.

Healer_Leona--Thanks.

nabooqueen2008--LOL! I love Rogue Squadron, but don't read much fanfic for it because it's so hard to capture. The part with the pilots was inspired by a fic called "The Not Quite Love Letters" in which Luke, Hobbie, Wes and Wedge are constantly IMing about Han and Leia's love life. happy Thanks! Here you go.
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Dear Ysanne,

I can't believe it's been almost seven months since we started 'seeing' each other. Maybe we should actually meet so this seems more concrete. I have the holo of you projected in my flight locker and my squadmates think you and I would make a cute couple. I think I agree.

You seemed to be in a bad mood last time. Are things not going well at work? Is there anything I can do to help?

I'm sorry I haven't been able to get a note off to you in almost a month, but we keep on having problems with the bad guys. They won't leave us alone. Not that I blame them--we are a massive pain in the ejector seat cushion sometimes.

Take care of yourself. Take a bubble bath or go shoot something. It always cheers me up.

Love,
Wes

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Dear Wes,

Things are stressful at work. My superiors are putting more and more pressure on me and I seem to have lost some of my motivation. I find myself wishing that I had not sworn off vacations or distanced myself from those whom I loved.

We should meet someday. If nothing else, we seem to understand each other on an unusual level and I'd be interested in conversing with your friends as well.

I can imagine that you would be a nuisance to your foes. You probably lead them on a merry chase even when you do give them a chance to catch you. Were you this mischievous as a child?

Yours,
Ysanne

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Dear Ysanne,

Of course I was this mischievous as a kid. It's the entire basis of my personality. Well, that and pranks. They make life worth living.

If you ever lose motivation, just put up a flimsipic of your boss on your office door and play darts with his face. It does wonders and he'll think that you just admire him if you make sure the holes are little enough to go unnoticed. I've got my CO, my roommate and my ex-girlfriend with little Wes-made dimples in their cheeks and no one's the wiser.

We do understand each other on an unusual level. It's kind of disturbing, but nice. My roommate thinks it's downright unnatural, but he's my roommate and hasn't had a date in a year.

Would you like to know where you can find me this week?

Amusedly,
Wes

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Dear Wes,

Am I mistaken or did you just taunt me?

I have suspected for some time that we are on opposing sides of the conflict that is gripping our fair galaxy. I would like to correct that. You have demonstrated yourself to be a cunning person of intelligence. I am the same and it is a crime that we cannot be united in purpose.

There is a place for you on my side of things. Even if you choose not to join my staff, we have the finest squadrons known to the history of warfare. We fight for just causes and you have many skills that could be used to our advantage.

Yours,
Ysanne

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Wes,

I will take that flimsipic of your bared buttocks as a no. I regret that this would never work between us. You are a seditious scum. I am a successful and loyal schemer. While we share admirable qualities, you do not know the value of devoting them to a noble cause. I will say for now farewell until we meet.

Ysanne

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Ysanne,

That was a no. I regret that you wouldn't know the meaning of "noble" if it bit you on your angular nose. I'm a seditious scum, but I'm a damn cute seditious scum. Gimme a comm if you ever catch up to me. And no, this would have never worked. Ewoks come first.

Wes

 

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SithGirl132  3348 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/08 6:01pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--The Wes/Ysanne love story for the Dare challenge--completed 2/8
Ahh, the perfect crackship gone wrong. Throwing darts at a boss' picture is a good stress reliever, indeed. Or throwing anything else you have around.

DarthIshtar posted:
I will take that flimsipic of your bared buttocks as a no. I regret that this would never work between us. You are a seditious scum. I am a successful and loyal schemer. While we share admirable qualities, you do not know the value of devoting them to a noble cause. I will say for now farewell until we meet.

That was a no. I regret that you wouldn't know the meaning of "noble" if it bit you on your angular nose. I'm a seditious scum, but I'm a damn cute seditious scum. Gimme a comm if you ever catch up to me. And no, this would have never worked. Ewoks come first.


laugh laugh I think that was the best part of this...

 

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Alexis_Wingstar  3186 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/08 7:40pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--The Wes/Ysanne love story for the Dare challenge--completed 2/8
laugh laugh laugh That was a terrific ending to a match made in... well perhaps not in heaven. tongue

Great job. applause

 

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Laine_Snowtrekker  8308 posts
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Date Posted: 2/10/08 4:49am Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--The Wes/Ysanne love story for the Dare challenge--completed 2/8
That was great!!!! Especially liked Wes' final response!

 

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SUGARBANTJINN  1620 posts
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Date Posted: 2/10/08 4:05pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--The Wes/Ysanne love story for the Dare challenge--completed 2/8
great ending! I'll say again, I'm sad to see it end, but if end it has to, this is the way to do it! great job!

 

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reagan64  572 posts
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Date Posted: 2/10/08 7:06pm Subject: RE: Must Hate Ewoks--The Wes/Ysanne love story for the Dare challenge--completed 2/8
laugh They let you in the photocopier again, Wes?
What an ending. That last message was so Wes.

 

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