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JediMasterAmanda
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RE: The Isolation Log: Diary of a Lost Rebel [OCs; humour/drama - Dear Diary 2008] UPDATED 22/6
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cool story. I just love the Funny Thing That Followed Me Home.  it's so sute and adorable. I want to hug it! XD
*is thinking that she may be a little crazy* 
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MsLanna
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I am reading too slow. 
Poor pink birdie, maybe it shouldn't have gone 'SQUWACK' 
And it's edible, though maybe causing rashes....
So, it has like taken her two weeks to figure she could build a shelter? 
Go, Keri. At least, she did think of it in the end.
Aree is not a woodchucker?  Who would have thought?
And she's got a hunting pet. How very conveniet. Let's just hope rat tastes better there than here.
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NYCitygurl
Title: Railroad Baroness of SFFBC, C&G, and NSWFF
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Finally caught up
Poor Keri, having to fend of the Pink Fury. It's probably the cause of her weird rash. The Thing That Followed Me Home sounds awfully cute, though 
I adore Aree
Not very many entries left!! Hurry up and write more, I'm on the edge of my seat
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Idrelle_Miocovani
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I'll get to the replies tomorrow. Right now, I need to post and then go to bed.
DAY EIGHTEEN
Entry #95
Entries Left: 5
Time: 1203
This morning, I worked on setting up a shelter. The FTTFMH brought me another rodent. I cooked the first one it brought me for breakfast. It was okay.
Rash is getting worse.
The FTTFMH keeps crossing its eyes. It’s getting creepy.
Entry #96
Entries Left: 4
Time: 1609
I have splinters in my hands. I finished working on the shelter a couple hours ago, but the frakkin’ thing left splinters in my hands! I’ve been trying to get them out, but it hurts like hell. Ow, ow, ow…
The FTTFMH is staring at me. It’s whirring.
I wonder what it wants?
Entry #97
Entries Left: 3
Time: 1959
Shelter collapsed while I was taking a short nap. Oh boy.
The FTTFMH brought me another rodent.
DAY NINETEEN
Entry #98
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Time: 1757
I spent all day working on getting the shelter back up. So now, with Aree’s help, it’s fine. I think it will stay up and not collapse on me during the night. Hopefully it will withstand strong winds as well.
In other news, the rash has begun to spread up my arm. Yeuch. I really don’t know what caused it.
In other, other news, the FTTFMH keeps staring at me. It’s a really odd thing. It’s like it’s trying to guess when I’m hungry or not, because it keeps bringing me rodents. I just wish it would show me what plants are edible, ‘cause I’d really like to eat something that’s rodent-free.
Honestly, who wants to live off of rodents for the rest of their lives? Not me.
Entry #99
Entries Left: 1
Time: 2205
Time Edited: 2235
I made a big fire. It’s nice and warm. Aree’s trundling around on the sand. He’s still not happy with me. Stupid droid.
STUPID HUMAN.
Oh, look, you’re back.
THANKS TO YOU, I HAVE SAND IN MY GEARS.
Oh, go cry me a river! Of… of gear oil or something!
You have sand in your gears. What a great surprise. We’re on a beach. Well, I have SPLINTERS in my hands from re-setting up the shelter today and let me tell you, that hurts a lot more than sand in your gears!
THERE IS NO NEED TO BE INSULTING. I CAN HELP YOU TAKE THE SPLINTERS OUT.
Edit: It would be great not to have Aree twerp at me every day. Stupid droid. At least he got the splinters out, but now his ego’s inflated. “Look at me, I’m the astromech droid who can act as a medic! Woohoo!”
Oi.
Let’s just hope my hands don’t get infected. That’s the last thing I want, since I’ve still got this horrid rash.
Oh look, there goes the FTTFMH. I wonder what he wants?
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Dev_Binks
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Wow you know rash+strange animal+splinters=no fun for stranded person. But it means funny for us! Good as always, Drelly.
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JediXManSerenaKenobi
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LOL! I love Aree's spunky attitude!! Thanks for updating!
- Serena
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Aw, poor Kara. Sounds like things are rough. 
But I want one of those lizard things. He... uh, she... it  is so awesome! 
Great update! 
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Idrelle_Miocovani
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~*~Old Replies~*~
Dev: That sounds like some sorta pet she's got there. And that poor R2 unit.
It's a good pet. Yeah, poor Aree. He's getting pretty beat up and not liking it at all.
Serena: Glad I can make you laugh!
angry_bendu1: Look something like this?
Oh yeah, that's the one! But if she had access to it, then she'd probably use it non-stop!
Thumper09: Heh heh, I think the parts about flying are my favorites in the HHG series, and considering how many total pages I have dogeared because of a cool line on it, that's saying something.
Isn't Douglas Adams great?
Aww, cute little Funny Thing (FTTFMH)! And hey, if it's bringing presents then it's at least somewhat useful, as long as it doesn't use its fangs to go after her. I hope Keri has enough wood to build it a little FTTFMH House in her new backyard. (Sorry, I acronymize everything.)
You used the same acronym I was going to use (as yo can see in the latest post )! That's funny. Acronyms are good.  I'm not sure if the FTTFMH needs a house in the backyard, but maybe Keri will make one. 
Ew, that sounds like an annoying rash. With all the new factors being introduced every day in Keri's environment, it could be caused by anything (though I do have a personal, wild guess for its origin, LOL).
Yeah, rashes aren't good at all. Not fun.
Tatooine_Ghost: Thanks!
JediMasterAmanda: cool story. I just love the Funny Thing That Followed Me Home. laugh it's so sute and adorable. I want to hug it! XD
Thanks! Glad you like the Funny Thing That Followed Me Home. It might be cute, but watch out -- it does have fangs.  I wouldn't suggest hugging it.
MsLanna: I am reading too slow.
Poor pink birdie, maybe it shouldn't have gone 'SQUWACK' tongue
And it's edible, though maybe causing rashes....
Maybe Keri has an allergy to them.
Aree is not a woodchucker? shock Who would have thought? tongue
Multi-purpose astromech droid.
And she's got a hunting pet. How very conveniet. Let's just hope rat tastes better there than here.
Convenient, as long as it doesn't bite her or anything.
Nat: Finally caught up
Poor Keri, having to fend of the Pink Fury. It's probably the cause of her weird rash. The Thing That Followed Me Home sounds awfully cute, though
It has fangs. 
I adore Aree
So do I. He's fun to write, little astromechy liar that he is.
Not very many entries left!! Hurry up and write more, I'm on the edge of my seat.
I updated because you asked.
Thanks for reading everyone!
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NYCitygurl
Title: Railroad Baroness of SFFBC, C&G, and NSWFF
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Poor Keri; splinters suck.
Fangs or no fangs (hey, some people have pet snakes) that thing is so sweet, bringing her food
Only one entry left to 100!! If I bother you to update again, will you?
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You used the same acronym I was going to use (as yo can see in the latest post )!
LOL! Does that mean I'm starting to think like Keri? Should I be concerned?
The FTTFMH is staring at me. It’s whirring.
Hopefully the meaning behind the whirring is similar to what's behind a cat's purr. Of course, my cat is sitting on me now and purring while digging his claws into my skin, so...
The FTTFMH showed up soon after the Battle of the Pink Fury, huh? I wonder if there's a connection or if it's just a coincidence...?
Oh, go cry me a river! Of… of gear oil or something!
LOL!
I'd be a little nervous about having an astromech as a medic given their typical repair approaches, but I guess beggars can't be choosers. Splinters would be nasty. Hopefully that shelter will stay up now.
Great update! Congratulations on your award noms!
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Idrelle_Miocovani
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6/29 12:24pm
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Dev: Thanks! Glad you're enjoying it, even though Keri's not fond of her adventure at all.
Serena: LOL! I love Aree's spunky attitude!! Thanks for updating![/i]
With Keri and Aree in the same place, the poor planet has almost too much spunk residing on it at the moment.
angry_bendu1: Well, this is an ATSQ (Absolutely Terrifying Survival Quest) after all, things are supposed to be rough! Glad you like the FTTFMH.
Nat: Splinters are painful. Especially ones that you can get from fiberglass... stay away from tents that have fiberglass poles. They suck.
Fangs or no fangs (hey, some people have pet snakes)
 I've been bitten by my cousin's snake before. He owns five adults and is still trying to sell the 20-something baby cornsnakes that were born last year. Snake bites are not cool.
that thing is so sweet, bringing her food
Yeah, it is nice of it, isn't it? My cousin's snakes would never bring me food.
Thumper09:
LOL! Does that mean I'm starting to think like Keri? Should I be concerned?
Hmm... are you stranded on a desert island, by any chance?
Hopefully the meaning behind the whirring is similar to what's behind a cat's purr. Of course, my cat is sitting on me now and purring while digging his claws into my skin, so...
Aren't animals fun? The FTTFMH probably doesn't have too much to do with Pink Furies... unless, of course, it eats Pink Furies... or Pink Furies eat it...
I'd be a little nervous about having an astromech as a medic given their typical repair approaches, but I guess beggars can't be choosers.
Yeah, that's one thing she's finding out very quickly, considering what she gets to eat.
Splinters would be nasty. Hopefully that shelter will stay up now.
*crosses fingers*
Congratulations on your award noms!
Thank you!
Thanks for reading, everyone!
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Loved it!
I made a big fire. It’s nice and warm. Aree’s trundling around on the sand. He’s still not happy with me. Stupid droid.
STUPID HUMAN.
Oh, look, you’re back.
THANKS TO YOU, I HAVE SAND IN MY GEARS.
Oh, go cry me a river! Of… of gear oil or something
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The FTTFMH keeps crossing its eyes. It’s getting creepy.
Creepy but cute! I hope.
Can't yopu put some vowels between those letters, they make my eyes water.  How about Fattafemah, Fatty for short.
I’d really like to eat something that’s rodent-free.
Why? You forgot your ketchup or what?
You can try something and hope not to die? How's that sound? 
Aree seems to be another astromech with a stubborn personaltiy. I hoep he doesn't try out any unwated medicine on Keri, that might end bad...
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Kim: Thanks!
Lanna: Creepy but cute? I love that thing! Creepy's good.
Can't yopu put some vowels between those letters, they make my eyes water. hypnotized How about Fattafemah, Fatty for short.
I'll see what I can do.
I don't think Aree will try any unwanted medicine, unless he wants to enter a medical profession all of a sudden.
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Entry #100
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Time: 2248
When I said that I would die when I reached my 100th entry, I wasn’t being serious! Honest! But someone seems to think I should have. These past three days have been living hell and I’m surprised I’m even here to tell the tale. If it wasn’t for that log that washed up on shore a couple days ago right when I was running out of driftwood, I don’t know where I’d be.
I’d hate to hear what the guys would say if they could see me now. Wes would probably have some kind of wise-crack joke about Rebels vs. Imperials that would last for days… weeks… months… Ugh.
Okay. Here’s what happened. I’m starting to wonder if I should even bother writing it down or not, but if this is going to keep me from going insane (which is becoming a very likely prospect), then why not?
Three days ago, I went to the river to re-stock my water containers. I was just minding my own business and everything when all of a sudden I’m staring into the face of some random guy whose standing on the opposite bank. I swear I did a double-take – another person here? Not possible, right?
Wrong.
For a moment, I swear I thought I was hallucinating, ‘cause the guy has red hair. I could have sworn it was Jyn and therefore I had officially gone crazy – probably too much sun and not enough sun lotion – I KNOW sunburn’s bad for you! – but then he started talking.
Well, more like gurgling in horror or something. I also noticed at that point that there was no possible way he could be Jyn because of his skin colour.
Anyways, I asked him who he was, but he didn’t answer. Then I asked him what was so shocking about a long-haired, sun-tanned girl filling up water containers.
He just stood there and stared at me. When he finally recovered, he did the last thing I expected. Thank the stars and everything all mystically and Force-energy for the water container, even though I lost a lot of water that day.
The guy shot at me. No idea where he got his blaster, but the bolt hit my water canister and it broke apart.
Filthy Imperial!
I’m getting to that.
I was so shocked by the shot that I screamed, lost my balance and kind of fell into the river. He shot at me once more – or maybe it was a couple of times, but missed because the current was carrying me away and I was out of range pretty quickly.
Thank the stars.
When I finally managed to climb out of the river, I made my way back “home.” Aree wasn’t very happy to see me. He kind of twerped at me and rolled away. Then something fell on my head. I looked up at the tree.
The FTTFMH was dropping dead rodents on my head.
Yeuch.
And that was encounter number one.
Encounter number two didn’t occur until a day after encounter number one.
Two days ago I got chased out of my “home” and adopted a stalker. I spent two harrowing days in the jungle, sans Aree, armed only with sticks and barely sleeping for fear for my life because that Imperial was running through the jungle with his blaster, looking everywhere for me.
Not only are Imperials very good pilots (they shot me down and that’s why I’m here in the first place!), but they also make excellent stalkers. They must go to Stalker School or something, that’s why everyone’s afraid of the Empire. I’ve never been so afraid in my life (except when they shot me down). The only good thing that came out of it is that I learned how to climb trees very well. I’ve got it down to an art. I should start a How to Climb Trees School once I’m out of here.
But I’m getting distracted. There’s a fundamental GAP in Imperial Education, even if they do go to Stalker School. The GAP is this: they don’t know when to look up. Thank the Force and all things mystical energy-y, because otherwise I wouldn’t be alive to write this entry.
(Yes, I know it’s the 100th. Impending death once I’m done writing.)
It’s never a good thing when you’re alone in the dark with only a pointed stick for defence against some creep with a blaster who’s stalking you through the jungle of an unknown planet. I don’t know how many times I said, “I’m going to die” those nights.
Days.
Whatever.
So, I became pretty proficient at climbing trees and used that to my advantage. The nice thing about the jungle is that all the trees are interconnected somehow. It’s like its own set of roads up there. I just stayed in the trees until he gave up.
And then I followed him back “home.”
The stalked became the stalker. Except I was an unarmed stalker. Still…
When I got home, I was pretty mad. The dirty sithspawn had taken over my house! Okay, I know it’s not much of a house, but STILL! He hasn’t hurt Aree, at least, but he had turned him off. That mad me really mad. I hope Aree got to zap him once before he got shut down.
This was around when I finally got absolute proof that he was an Imperial. I noticed the insignia on his clothes. If I hadn’t already been able to tell he was an Imperial through and through – and judging from the fact that he didn’t have a massive beard yet and his clothes were still in fairly good condition – he had to be one of those Imperial TIE fighters my squadron ran into. And fought.
And lost to.
But not before taking down a few of them with us!
This rattled me quite a bit and I think I kind of lost it. He was eating when I swung out of my tree by way of vine and whacked him really good and hard with my stick. I didn’t knock him out though. That came later.
It wasn’t a very good fight. Sand’s pretty bad to be fighting on. I managed to give him a black eye, but he gave me one right back and things really weren’t going well at all because he’s a lot bigger than me. He was just going for his blaster when I knocked the thing out of his hands with a well-placed kick and managed to knock him over.
Who said I was never good at hand-to-hand combat?
Oh right… Jyn.
And the guy just stared at me and I stared right back at him and we both reached for the gun – and then he just keels over and falls asleep! And I’m sitting there, just staring at him, thinking, “Look, buddy, if you’re going to fall asleep on the job, how the hell did you pass all your flying exams at the Academy?”
Well, I might as well use the situation to my advantage. I reactivated Aree and got him to cut down some vines which we then used to ropes to tie the guy up. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with him now, but he’s really out of it. Snoring.
I made a fire and now I’m kind of flopped over on the sand, writing. I’m hungry, but it’s dark and I don’t think I can go find anything to eat. Where’s the FFTFMH when I need it?
Stars, that abbreviation is getting annoying. What can I call it now?
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an Imperial sleeping on the job? now that is surprising. How did he pass TIE fighter school?
great update
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