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The Isolation Log: Diary of a Lost Rebel [OCs; humour/drama - Dear Diary 2008] UPDATED 8/14
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angry_bendu1
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Apr '07
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7/13 12:10pm
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RE: The Isolation Log: Diary of a Lost Rebel [OCs; humour/drama - Dear Diary 2008] UPDATED 7/9
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I swear that abbreviation is getting annoying. Ugh!
I feel ya! What does that stand for again... gosh darnit I forgot.
*looks back*
Oh, yeah.
I think it needs a short name like Ted... or something.
Great post!
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VaderLVR64
Title: Fan Fic Manager Digging out from Fay
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7/14 5:05am
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RE: The Isolation Log: Diary of a Lost Rebel [OCs; humour/drama - Dear Diary 2008] UPDATED 7/9
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Uh oh. How did I get SO far behind??? Anyway, please keep me on the PM list, this is just too good to miss. And I'll try harder to be punctual.
Great. I have a pet now. The Funny Thing That Followed Me Home is curled up by my feet.
It has fangs.
Should I be worried now?
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NYCitygurl
Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, and NSWFF
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7/14 10:24am
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RE: The Isolation Log: Diary of a Lost Rebel [OCs; humour/drama - Dear Diary 2008] UPDATED 7/9
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Love it!! This guy must be the first redhead in the history of ever not to burn I love Keri's moral dilemma
Update soon!
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MsLanna
Title: CR GSFF Central
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7/16 3:34am
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RE: The Isolation Log: Diary of a Lost Rebel [OCs; humour/drama - Dear Diary 2008] UPDATED 7/9
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Well, finally! Don’t you just hate technology some days?
I think we can all relate.
Kerigan Lysson has a prisoner.
And what is she going to do with him? Since talking didn't turn out too well what about charade?
I’d bet my FTTFMH (if I had it right now)
Heeey, poor furry thingy. Can't even defend itself. Except maybe by stoning Keri to death with dead rats.
So, here we are, sitting on the beach. He’s glaring at me and trying to speak through the gag, but I can’t understand a word he’s saying. And that’s fine by me.
I bet he's trying to cooperate. but serves him right for being such a stupid scugger at first.
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Idrelle_Miocovani
Title: Solar Power loving Scattergories Hostess
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7/21 5:29pm
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RE: The Isolation Log: Diary of a Lost Rebel [OCs; humour/drama - Dear Diary 2008] UPDATED 7/9
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Serena: I’m afraid that was more of me speaking there than Keri. I had a fight with my computer and the Internet about half an hour of writing that entry. I think it’s something we can all relate to!
Dev: Yeah, blame the underfunded state of the Rebellion for everything.
This Imperial is one who falls asleep very easily. More info on that later.
JediMasterAmanda: As do we all, methinks.
Thumper09: Yeah, backing up your files is always a good thing, especially if you’re a writer.
Moral pickle is right. Keri wishes very much that she could have the planet all to herself right about now.
Funny Thing is around. Keri’s entourage stops here (at least, for now ). Three (sentient) person fic all the way: a Rebel, an Imp and a droid!
Tatooine_Ghost: Thanks!
Kim: I’d say that’s a moral dilemma. Congrats again on becoming a Nana! Your granddaughter is adorable. Abd don’t worry, you’ll stay on the PM list.
angry_bendu1: You know, sometimes even I forget and I go, “Oh yeah… Funny Thing That Followed Me Home. Right.”
Maybe we can have a naming contest.
Nat: He’s probably burnt and Keri just didn’t bother to mention it.
Readers might like it, the author might like it, but I’m pretty sure Keri really hates her moral dilemma. If she was just a little bit more of a bad girl (okay, a lot more ), she’d coax him into a fight and then kill him and could say that she was provoked into killing him, but she’s not the type to do that. She’d feel guilty. So she’s stuck with her moral dilemma.
Lanna: And what is she going to do with him? Since talking didn't turn out too well what about charade?
She’s going to set Pink Furies on him.
Heeey, poor furry thingy. Can't even defend itself. Except maybe by stoning Keri to death with dead rats.
I bet he's trying to cooperate. but serves him right for being such a stupid scugger at first.
Since I know the guy (a little bit), he was probably trying to cooperate, but failing at it because well, a) he’s gaged but b) he has a pretty bad mouth and it’s actually a good thing that Keri didn’t hear a word he said.
Thanks for reading, all!
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Idrelle_Miocovani
Title: Solar Power loving Scattergories Hostess
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8/14 8:28pm
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RE: The Isolation Log: Diary of a Lost Rebel [OCs; humour/drama - Dear Diary 2008] UPDATED 7/9
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DAY TWENTY-FOUR (AFTERNOON)
Entry #107
Time: 1450
One hour ago, FTTFMH came back.
And it brought me another present: rodents! Three of them!
Food!
With Aree’s help, I roasted the rodents for food. FTTFMH just sat there and stared at me the entire time making whirring noises. I’ve decided that it must have had a pretty good time while away, because it’s looking kind of fat. I’ve decided that I’m going to call it “Fatty” because 1) FTTFMH is getting annoying, 2) Sometimes I can’t even remember what the hell FTTFMH stands for, 3) Fatty is as good a name as any and besides, the thing doesn’t speak Basic so as long as you say it nicely, it won’t take it as an insult.
So, I’ve had my lunch. I’m not starving anymore, but I can almost feel the back of my neck getting redder and redder by the minute. Blasted sun.
Now comes the problem of feeding the prisoner.
I wrapped up some rodent for him in these big leaves that you can pull off of the trees and took it over to him. I sat down and ungagged him and said, “I’m going to feed you and you are going to eat. Otherwise, you’re going to starve. Okay?”
He just glared at me and went, “I’d rather rot than get spoon-fed by a Rebel.”
And I said, “Fortunately for you, I don’t have a spoon. So eat!”
“It looks disgusting.”
“Yeah, well, you’re out in the wild, mate. Things are disgusting here. If you don’t eat rodent, you don’t eat at all.”
“What about nuts and fruit and berries and stuff like that?”
I have to admit he has a point. I haven’t checked into that yet.
Not that I’m going to let him know that under any circumstances.
“Who are you? You look like a Zeltron.”
The frakkin’ nerve! I stood up at that point and said, “Yeah, well, I’m not a Zeltron, mate, so stitch this!”
I gave him a good slap and kicked sand on his food. One of the benefits of living on a beach. Then I came over here to sulk.
I should have gagged him. He just yelled at me, “By the way, what the hell is your hair colour? It’s so dirty, I can’t tell.”
Stupid git! I have brown hair and it’s not so dirty that you can’t tell it! Besides, pretty much every hair colour migrates to brown when it gets dirty. Ugh!
Entry #108
Time: 1510
I’ve had some time to calm down by lying on the beach. Okay, well, twenty minutes, but what the hell. Who cares? I’m sunburnt anyways and I can feel it. No wonder Imp Boy called me a Zeltron.
It’s not that I have anything against Zeltrons – I’m not a xenophobe, or whatever it is. I’m not scared in the least of other species. If I was, I wouldn’t be a part of the Rebellion. Still, I take slight offense at being called a Zeltron because – and I can’t believe I’m finally typing this out – that’s exactly what Jyn is.
You heard that right. My boyfriend – my first and only boyfriend – was of a different species than me. With Zeltrons being so biologically close to humans, some say that there’s no problem with a human/Zeltron pairing. Well, Daddy dearest certainly found something wrong with it. Jyn being a Zeltron was the only thing unrespectable about him – oh, and the fact that he was a musician and wasn’t able to “hold a steady job.” As a businessman, Daddy dearest found something just slightly repulsive about that. He’s all about work, work, work and credits, credits, credits. Jyn’s all about fun and games.
That’s partially why I broke up with him.
That and the fact that he’s a Zeltron.
Okay, that so totally did NOT come out right.
There’s something in Zeltron biology that they can't seem to suppress easily. They can do this thing that makes them extremely sexually attractive to other beings. Jyn was already handsome enough, but when he was doing that thing, he really was irresistible. Good Gods, I really didn’t want to break up with him, but I had to. Other girls who went to his gigs also found him irresistibly attractive and I found him one day in a rather uncompromising position with one of his fans.
He apologized, of course, but I’d had enough. We weren’t going back. I’d put up with it for long enough and I was ending it.
This was just a month after my eighteenth birthday. I walked out on him and joined the Rebel Alliance.
And now I’ve ended up here.
I can’t help but wonder if Jyn actually misses me or not. He said he loved me, but he couldn’t help the biology makeup of his own species.
Liar, liar, liar.
Maybe not.
How should I know? I’m a human!
Whenever I’ve talked about Jyn, people always seem to assume that I was dating him as rebellion against my xenophobic father (like Aree pointed out some entries back). They don’t seem to understand that I actually did love him, and it wasn’t just the pheromones (is that spelt right???).
Hmph, this really isn’t getting me anywhere. Imp’s yelling at me to stop sunbathing and get my sorry little butt doing something. “Useless Rebel” apparently. Well, that’s almost a compliment, he’s called me things that are much, much worse.
What am I going to do now? Prisoners complicate things so much!
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JediMasterAmanda
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Date Posted:
8/14 8:45pm
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One hour ago, FTTFMH came back.
yay the Funny Thing That Followed Me Home is back!!!!!
great update!
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NYCitygurl
Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, and NSWFF
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8/14 10:01pm
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Woohoo! I love this update best It's nice to finally learn what happened with Keri and Jyn, and I actually enjoy her interactions with her prisoner - any chance of a Keri/Imp romance?
And aww, Fatty is so sweet
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MsLanna
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8/15 1:37am
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I second the proposal of the Keri/Imp romance.
And Fatty? [face_rasied_brow]
*browses back ab bit*
Hehe, and it is fat, i wonder, I wonder. Maybe poor Keri will have even more to take care of soon.
I hope they're cuddly and cute.
Maybe Mr. Imp can identidy some nuts and berries to eat? Sounds like a great expansion of the diet.
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JediXManSerenaKenobi
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8/15 7:34am
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Poor Keri... stupid Imp! He needs a good whap on the helmet, I think. Thanks for updating, Idri!
- Serena
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angry_bendu1
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8/16 12:30pm
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I can’t help but wonder if Jyn actually misses me or not. He said he loved me, but he couldn’t help the biology makeup of his own species.
Why do I get the feeling that's a common line for males across the Star Wars galaxy?
Men.
Great post!
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Thumper09
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8/17 10:40am
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Yay, update!
Oooh, interesting history there with Jyn! He's obviously been such a large part of Keri's life, and it's neat to see more light shed on him and their relationship.
At least the Imp's not cussing her out anymore, heh heh. I guess being left gagged for a while taught him a lesson.
I'm glad to see Fatty came back too.
Great post!
-Thumper
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8/21 3:27pm
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liked it.
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