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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 7/15 9:03pm Subject: Three viggies for Anakin's Anger Management Courses Humor Thread Response
	Three viggies, Anakin's Anger Management Courses Humor Thread Response Author: Earlybird-obi-wan Timeframe: ROTS, ESB, ROTJ Characters: Obi-Wan, Anakin, Padme, Luke, Yoda Genre: challenge Keywords: Summary: Three scenes from three movies. Disclaimer: GL is Star Wars Challenge: A random funny quote from a movie needs to be worked into a scene in one of the Star Wars movies. Here are my quotes and response. 15 “For just one night let’s not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people.” (“Anchorman”) Anakin and Obi-Wan are flying towards the Invisible hand, the flagship of General Grievous and their job is to safe Palpatine. And droids too? Anakin sees his master rocking violently and says “There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor” Obi-Wan replies “Look out, four droids inbound. And you know Arfour is my co-worker.” Anakin says “Yeah, For just one night let’s not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people.” “Anakin, never knew you thought about a droid as a human.” “Oh but Artoo is human to me, he is all metal and wires but deep down inside is something human. And you know master, sorry co-worker, sorry Jedi Master, I have a metal part too. Hey incoming four droid drop fighters.” "We've got to split them up.” “Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.” “Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?” “Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.” “Yeah you and Artoo, two of a kind.” More fighting follows until Obi-Wan’s fighter is followed by two missiles. He mutters “Flying is for droids.” Suddenly his ship starts to plummet toward the surface of the Trade Federation Cruiser. The trailing missiles fly into what looks like debris, and detonate. Five silver balls fly out of the debris and attach themselves to the ship. The balls pop open, revealing small buzzdroids that begin to crawl across the surface like spiders. "I'm hit! Anakin?” “I see them . . . Buzz Droids.” “More co-people? Arfour, be careful. You have one. Hey anti-people vermin buzz off.” Artoo beeps a mournful song. “Yes Artoo that was Arfour one of the most dedicated beings I have ever seen.” “Anakin, it was just a droid. Oh dear. They're shutting down all the controls.” "Move to the right so I can get a clear shot at them.” “The mission. Get to the Command Ship. Get the Chancellor! I'm running out of tricks here.” “Master, remember we are co-people this night, day or whatever.” 25 “I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.” (“The Devil Wears Prada”) Obi-Wan is one with the Force and visits Yoda and Luke on Dagobah. Two blue ghosts accompany him. Qui-Gon and Siri. Famous stew “Hey Yoda is preparing his stew Obi-Wan. “Yes master, don’t remind me of that.” “You never liked it and for you stew and green peas were the same.” “Yeah and some smart guy added floating greasy garbage. And that made it even more unpalatable. Yuck.” “Come, let’s see how young Luke fares.” “Hey Luke is eating it. Oh he is thin.” Luke tasted the stew and thought “I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.” Obi-Wan sensed that and said “You’re right boy. It gave me the greeny beany meackles.” Qui-Gon said “he doesn’t hear you.” Obi-Wan said “he will after Yoda teaches him. Hey Yoda senses I am around.” Yoda said “I cannot teach him the boy has no patience.” Obi-Wan said “he will learn patience.” Yoda said “hm much anger in him, like his father.” Obi-Wan said “was I any different when you taught me?” Yoda said “you are reckless.” Obi-Wan said “so was I if you remember.” Siri chuckled “now he admits that he was a bit reckless in his youth.” Qui-Gon said “yes he was when he saved me on Bandomeer.” Yoda said “he is too old, yes too old to begin the training.” Siri saw Luke and Yoda arguing some more and Luke telling him that he wouldn’t fail and that he was not afraid. Obi-Wan said “Qui-Gon, when you found Anakin, he was too old to begin his training but he turned out just fine. If only Sidious hadn’t been around. That Sith has had him in his clutches from the beginning and he was able to cloud all our visions.” Yoda said “stew he likes, unlike you little one.” Obi-Wan said “wait until you sense his thoughts.” Yoda sensed and grumped “I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight. Feed that boy I will. Only stew he gets.” 20 “I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.” (“Meet the Parents”) Padme is watching Vader bringing Luke to Palpatine in ROTJ Padme's thoughts Setting up Vader 'I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown. Yes Palpy you are so mean.' “Welcome young Skywalker I have been expecting you.” ‘Yes Luke look at him be defiant, that’s my boy.’ “You no longer need those” ‘Don’t fight that creep Luke. Don’t mess with that cross between Gollum and the Joker.’ “yes Palpy, you were my senator. How could I have been so stupid. I should have fired you.” “Guards leave us” “yeah send those red devils away, my boy doesn’t need them.” “I am looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.” “Hmm the Joker I will take you to Gotham City. The caped crusader can deal with you. Batman against Sidious that would be great to watch. In that town you cannot use Force lighting Palpy, the Riddler will spot you immediately.” “You’re gravely mistaken. You won’t convert me as you did my father.” “Yes Luke spoken like my son. Anakin listen to your son and save him.” “Oh no my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken about a great many things.” “No more of that crap Palpy, I will take you to Chinatown. Popeye Doyle will make mincemeat of you and” “Don’t Padme I will save my son. I will fulfil my destiny.” “Yippee, yes Anakin, go for it and I will see you. But without that armour.” “I will. Only a little bit of saber fighting and Force lightning.” -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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Valairy_Scot Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 7/15 9:45pm Subject: RE: Three viggies for Anakin's Anger Management Courses Humor Thread Response
	Great work, Earlybird - by the way, I'm waiting for more Healing...hint, hint. -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/25405090/p3/?52 Prolific Author thread: list & links there. A million wins; a gazillion "also rans" - not bad at all! So very honored. Thank you!
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Darth_Leia_6669 Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 7/21 12:47pm Subject: RE: Three viggies for Anakin's Anger Management Courses Humor Thread Response
	Funny stuff there! I liked the who thing with Yoda's stew myself, always wondered how anyone could eat that! The droids were good to, but Padme trying to bring in Batman and Popeye to defeat Sideous? Hilarious! Great job! --later-- 6669 -----signature----- SOTH: When Worlds Collide http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=28532068&brd=10476 Chapter 11 up 8-18! Master to Lisbev! "And the worms ate into his brain" -Hey You, Pink Floyd Check my profile for more stories and art!
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mujapple-juicey Registered: Jul '08	Date Posted: 8/26 11:55am Subject: RE: Three viggies for Anakin's Anger Management Courses Humor Thread Response
	Oh stomach pains! LOL!! Especially liked the last bit! LOL! -----signature----- purple halipinos If only I could get a new lawn mower... I'd rule I write stories too! dance!! and shoes!! and baby powder
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